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Belle there's something I want to show you but first you have to close your eyes it's a surprise
He was dressed in a santa claus suit he'd been climbing down the chimney on christmas even his arms loaded with presents he was gonna surprise us
I don't like surprises
I want the works I want the whole works presents and prizes and sweets and surprises of all shapes and sizes and now!
I'm afraid for once in my life I have a surprise for you
I'm just going to say it i'm gay does that surprise you that i'm gay
I'm not prepared I really am not prepared at all this is a surprise i'll tell you
I'm surprised you know about them at all very few people do they prefer to work behind the scenes
If I told you it wouldn't be a surprise now would it
If you tell me i'll still act surprised
Now for a little surprise for a special occasion i've been saving cigars take one
Oh boy this is a surprise clark this is just a real nice surprise just a real nice surprise
Surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now
There's a big surprise I think i'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise
This baby's got a few surprises left in her sweetheart
This may surprise you but right now i'm working for law and justice
What a surprise
Will she be surprised a real birthday party with a real birthday cake