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Baby you make me wish I had three hand well I think you're doing just fine with two
Come on cohagen you got what you want give this people here my friend in five minutes you won't give a shit about the people fired up doc give me doctor is going to remember any of this not a thing...
Dave and I got five kids to be taken to the dentist
Douglas Quaid - Hauser - Total Recall Soundboard Sound
Douglas Quaid - Hauser - Total Recall Soundboard Sound
Douglas Quaid - Hauser - Total Recall Soundboard Sound
Duck honey you wouldn't hurt me would you sweetheart sweetheart if you reasonable
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you think this is the real quiet it is
Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet two weeks excuse me two weeks two weeks
Hello i'm johnny cat where can I take you tonight drive drive would you please repeat the destination for any matches go dope and number shit set
I just had a terrible thought what if this is a dream well then kiss me quick before you wake up
If things have gone wrong i'm talking to myself and you've got a wet towel wrapped around the head or whatever your name is get ready for the big surprise you are not you your me no shit
Johno
Shut your blow my cover
Sir the oxygen level is bottoming out in sector G do you want me to do about it don't do anything but they won't last an hour sir soccer a good lesson of the others
That is knowing you
What about the guy at the bottom ized the ticket the refund
You got a lot of nerve showing your face around your house are in cruise talking hey tony get the big guy a break blacks we live longer

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