Pocket Alex Jones Edit

A monkey doing you know what with the football

A piece of trash

Absolutely caution to the wind

Africa

Alien

Already

Alright i'm done i'm done

Alright i'm not in a good mood now

Alright I'm sorry

An animated

And

And

And that's hell

And they get on that aircraft and I mean they are just like just like shut the door let's get this going

And they're going to watch babies die and love it 'cause there are good guys the government 's good

And you laughed at me

And you make me sick what a liar you are

Anderson

Angry

Answer the question

Attacking

Attitude

Autopilot

Bad news

Badge

Barack Obama did this fake crying bit where he would take a tear out of his eye we blow the video up there are no tears

Bastards

Bastards

Batman

Batman

Beaver

Become a human again

Billionaires

Bitch I hope your dad dies in the hospital

Blood

Boy

But you know what

By the roman emperors were always so crazy most of them had syphilis which is basically the equivalent of microscopic worm starts eating your brain

Bye

Call you corrupt bureaucrats

Can't

Cephalus

Child size targets to shoot old women targets checkpoints there tough there ready yeah yeah

Children

Christ

Clicker

Come on

Come on China 's gonna let you dress up like like mary poppins no child is going to shoot you in the back of the head and blow your brains all over the place

Coming kids magellan 's a lot cooler than justin bieber he circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet he was killed by wild natives before they got back to portugal and when they got back ther...

Comma

Control

Corrupt them all

Crap

Crazy

Dash

Deal with it

Death

Death

Death by a billion cuts so start shoving the knife in ladies and gentlemen

Defeat

Destroy the child

Devil

Did you see him during the speech with obama last week

Distinction

Do whatever you're going to do to me

Do you understand

Do you understand Sir that that's like North Korea

Do you understand that

Doctor

Domesticated

Don't think I didn't know

Donald Trump Donald Trump

Dumb ass

Eating

Elbow the guy right back

Emperor

Entire

Everything

Everything is awesome everything is fantastic when you're part of a team everything is wonderful when you're part of the dream

Everything is calm

Everything is good

Everything's fine everything 's fine OK everything is OK everything is just wonderful

Evil

Evil ain't cool and evil ain't fun

Exactly

Excuse me

Excuse me

Excuse me

Excuse me

Explorer

Five five

Forgive

Funny ugly spiritually ugly evil witch

Garbage

Gavel

Gay

Georgia

Get off your crazy power trips

Globalist

Go ahead and try to say we did it

Go back

God

God almighty

God forgive them they don't know what they're doing

God's plan for us these people cannot roll over us cannot controllers that should not exist

Going into space mathematics quantum mechanics will say cortana universe and it's all their life is fiery with its beauty

Good guys

Grandma

Gulf

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Hail satan

Hannah

Have sex with me

He is the devil

He worships evil

He's just a circus freak

He's obviously autistic or something I feel sorry for him

He's scum

Hello

Here's a little news flash

Hey listen asshole

Hillary Clinton

Honda pioneer

Horror

How are we going to do that

How are you doing

How are you doing would you like rice so you could do oh thank thank thank thank thank

How evil these people are

How much fun it is

Humans

I

I came knocking on your door

I can get your attention

I can now remove the tinfoil hat

I can take their fear and our witness

I can taste your weakness

I can work this as a leotard

I didn't have a liberal from new york in the bathroom I couldn't wipe my ass excuse maine

I don't care if you got a handlebar mustache I don't care

I don't know

I don't know what they're doing

I don't like it

I don't mean to laugh

I don't want that man to have a gun

I don't want to look like i'm not manly here

I get off when I talk about cutting peoples power off

I gotta do what you say

I gotta feed the trolls

I hate them

I have seen I know

I just can't handle anymore

I know your mustache is cool

I like to eat

I like to fight

I love humanity

I love it

I love satan

I mean i'm coming after you

I mean it's just like scum nazi filthy trash garbage maggots

I mean this is pure garbage ladies and gentlemen

I mean whoa

I probably shouldn't have done

I probably shouldn't on him so much

I rode a horse to you know work this morning

I started species greater than you

I taste metal I taste blood

I think my testosterone 's going up this happens every time I start working out a lot again

I want to evacuate this place is sick of this country

I will go to hell

I will i'll do it right now i'll get in the ring with you and I will break your jaw I will knock your teeth out I will break your nose and I will break your neck

I will run down your entire fucking line

I'll cut your freaking head off you understand

I'll give you a raise

I'll give you a raise if you come over here and have sex with me

I'm afraid

I'm alive

I'm done

I'm done I gotta get outta here

I'm done with them for now

I'm going in

I'm going to call you a racist and blow your head off

I'm going to cut my penis off

I'm going to eat your cerebral cortex laughed

I'm gonna go home and cry tonight 'cause you boss me around

I'm hate in the spirit of the destroyer that is

I'm here

I'm just glad I got your W bush

I'm just trying to survive and have a future for humanity

I'm not a coward like you

I'm not a slave

I'm not even sucking my gut in

I'm not going to get in bed with you

I'm pissed off now

I'm primitive i'm real I know they anime

I'm setting fires everywhere

I'm sick of it

I'm signing off ladies and gentlemen

I'm so powerful

I'm tired of your crap

I'm trying to control myself

I've broken the conditioning it doesn't work on main

I've had it with control freaks and scum

I've really lost weight

If you don't call yourself a cracker then you're bad

If you mean K

If you were alive you know

In the bathroom I couldn't wipe my ass excuse maine

Individually

Invincible

Is going to get a lot worse folks they're coming for everybody to understand that

Is she a man

Is she really a woman

It'll be all these patriots hot wives and their kids

It's all fake

It's just it's just screaming failure

It's like going up to a full grown grizzly bear and punching it in the nose

It's not funny

It's real

It's time to realize just how evil these people are

Jefferson

Jesus

Job at all

Joker

Just admit you're a troll

Just don't

Just get fired up when I think about what they're doing to us and how I want to resist him and how easy they are to defeat

Justin

Keiser

Kidnapping

Let's go back to the liar go back to him

Let's just have a big round of booze for alex jones

Leviathan

Like the chop your head off bitch

Listen fuckhead

Literally

Little

Maggot

Managed

Many times

Mathematics

Microscopic

Mindless

Mommy

Month after month year after year the jokes on you

Murdering