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Pocket Alex Jones discusses current events with a serious expression, showcasing his distinct style and commentary focus.

Pocket Alex Jones

God's Pocket is a 2014 American drama film directed by John Slattery. The film is set in a poor working class South Philadelphia neighborhood modeled on Devil's Pocket. It premiered at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival to mixed critical reviews, and was picked up for domestic distribution by IFC Films.
See also: Jon Jones, Alex Jennings, Indiana Jones, In the Pocket (Commodores album), Alex Ferguson, Fresh (2022 film).
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A monkey doing you know what with the football
A piece of trash
Absolutely caution to the wind
Africa
Alien
Already
Alright i'm done i'm done
Alright i'm not in a good mood now
Alright I'm sorry
An animated
And
And
And that's hell
And they get on that aircraft and I mean they are just like just like shut the door let's get this going
And they're going to watch babies die and love it 'cause there are good guys the government 's good
And you laughed at me
And you make me sick what a liar you are
Anderson
Angry
Answer the question
Attacking
Attitude
Autopilot
Bad news
Badge
Barack Obama did this fake crying bit where he would take a tear out of his eye we blow the video up there are no tears
Bastards
Bastards
Batman
Batman
Beaver
Become a human again
Billionaires
Bitch I hope your dad dies in the hospital
Blood
Boy
But you know what
By the roman emperors were always so crazy most of them had syphilis which is basically the equivalent of microscopic worm starts eating your brain
Bye
Call you corrupt bureaucrats
Can't
Cephalus
Child size targets to shoot old women targets checkpoints there tough there ready yeah yeah
Children
Christ
Clicker
Come on
Come on China 's gonna let you dress up like like mary poppins no child is going to shoot you in the back of the head and blow your brains all over the place
Coming kids magellan 's a lot cooler than justin bieber he circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet he was killed by wild natives before they got back to portugal and when they got back ther...
Comma
Control
Corrupt them all
Crap
Crazy
Dash
Deal with it
Death
Death
Death by a billion cuts so start shoving the knife in ladies and gentlemen
Defeat
Destroy the child
Devil
Did you see him during the speech with obama last week
Distinction
Do whatever you're going to do to me
Do you understand
Do you understand Sir that that's like North Korea
Do you understand that
Doctor
Domesticated
Don't think I didn't know
Donald Trump Donald Trump
Dumb ass
Eating
Elbow the guy right back
Emperor
Entire
Everything
Everything is awesome everything is fantastic when you're part of a team everything is wonderful when you're part of the dream
Everything is calm
Everything is good
Everything's fine everything 's fine OK everything is OK everything is just wonderful
Evil
Evil ain't cool and evil ain't fun
Exactly
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me
Explorer
Five five
Forgive
Funny ugly spiritually ugly evil witch
Garbage
Gavel
Gay
Georgia
Get off your crazy power trips
Globalist
Go ahead and try to say we did it
Go back
God
God almighty
God forgive them they don't know what they're doing
God's plan for us these people cannot roll over us cannot controllers that should not exist
Going into space mathematics quantum mechanics will say cortana universe and it's all their life is fiery with its beauty
Good guys
Grandma
Gulf
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Hail satan
Hannah
Have sex with me
He is the devil
He worships evil
He's just a circus freak
He's obviously autistic or something I feel sorry for him
He's scum
Hello
Here's a little news flash
Hey listen asshole
Hillary Clinton
Honda pioneer
Horror
How are we going to do that
How are you doing
How are you doing would you like rice so you could do oh thank thank thank thank thank
How evil these people are
How much fun it is
Humans
I
I came knocking on your door
I can get your attention
I can now remove the tinfoil hat
I can take their fear and our witness
I can taste your weakness
I can work this as a leotard
I didn't have a liberal from new york in the bathroom I couldn't wipe my ass excuse maine
I don't care if you got a handlebar mustache I don't care
I don't know
I don't know what they're doing
I don't like it
I don't mean to laugh
I don't want that man to have a gun
I don't want to look like i'm not manly here
I get off when I talk about cutting peoples power off
I gotta do what you say
I gotta feed the trolls
I hate them
I have seen I know
I just can't handle anymore
I know your mustache is cool
I like to eat
I like to fight
I love humanity
I love it
I love satan
I mean i'm coming after you