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Pocket Alex Jones

Pocket Alex Jones

God's Pocket is a 2014 American drama film directed by John Slattery. The film is set in a poor working class South Philadelphia neighborhood modeled on Devil's Pocket. It premiered at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival to mixed critical reviews, and was picked up for domestic distribution by IFC Films.
See also: Jon Jones, Alex Jennings, Indiana Jones, In the Pocket (Commodores album), Alex Ferguson, Fresh (2022 film),

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I've really lost weight
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It's not funny
It's real
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