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Ah.
All right, now get out there and make me some God damn money.
And that's because little girls are in stupid.
And the purity rings make it OK to do whatever I want.
Because Christians are retarded. They believe in a talking dead guy.
Even the Christians are too stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters. I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now. Huh. And do you know why?
Get the.
I guess we have some issues, huh?
I just love flying all the way to Colorado to hear about your problems, huh?
I own all this shit now.
I own the death star. I own Tatooine. It's all fun.
If the Chinese don't watch you, then I don't either.
If you want to be on the next Star Wars, I'm your guy, huh?
It'll make your death a lot less painful.
Let me explain this to you one more time.
Mr. Marsh.
Now listen a little more.
Now where the fuck is Mr. Marsh?
Ohh boy.
Relying on what you offer.
Shut the fuck up.
Sure thing.
Sure, you make a guy hold on.
The reason this country works is because people go out and vote. Every vote counts.
What's all this I'm hearing about not wearing the parody rings? Haha.
Who is this? I don't know you. Are you from Pixar?
Who's the asshole?
You are a fat diabetic bear.
You better start talking right now.
You could be Luke, so you could be Han Solo. Son, I don't give 2 shits in a popsicle.
You fucking bitch.
You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, huh? See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings o...
You make little girls Chinese tickle, and when little girls Chinese tickle, I make money, huh?
You wouldn't stay on.
You're gay? Me like that, you little piece of shit.
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