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Dr Phil

Dr Phil

Phillip Calvin McGraw is best known for hosting the talk show Dr. Phil. He holds a doctorate in clinical psychology, though he ceased renewing his license to practice psychology in 2006. McGraw rose to fame with appearances on The Oprah Winfrey Show in the late 1990s.
See also: Doctor of Philosophy, Dr. Phil (talk show), Dr. Phil (disambiguation), Habilitation, Bhad Bhabie, Bumfights.

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Am I here?
And I want you to start having a gay relationship.
And just don't think just start talking.
And let me just be honest with you.
Answer the question.
Are you a child molester?
Are you feeling good?
Are you willing to stop feeling the way you feel and try to work your way out of this?
Be very careful talking to me.
Breast implant surgery.
But if we get into another one of these yelling things I'm done, I'm sorry and that's this did I ain't gonna do it.
But let me ask you something.
But what we're not going to do is sit here and Bicker back and forth.
Did it occur to you that you can go to jail?
Did you follow him?
Did you inappropriately touch your daughter in the bathtub when she was two weeks old?
Did you mean that when you said it?
Do not waste my time, woman.
Do you feel dirty? Do you feel cheap?
Do you go into the store and steal groceries?
Do you have a drinking problem?
Do you have like a job?
Do you judge the rest of us than on beautiful people?
Do you resent your children?
Do you start that crap on me? I will walk your happy *** outta here in two seconds.
Do you start that druggie crap on me? I will walk your happy *** outta here in two seconds.
Do you think that what you're displaying here today is that all be coming to you?
Do you understand at all what I'm saying?
Do you want a divorce?
Doctor Phil
Don't waste my time.
Drew
Drew Peterson
Enough already with the fake *****
Fair enough.
Fat *****
Fat slob
Get over it.
Go and be well.
Good.
Gotta run.
Greg.
Have you smashed your face into the steering wheel and split your lip open driving drunk?
He who yells loudest and last ain't right.
Hello.
Hello.
Hold on.
Hopefully you can bring it better than that.
How about when this is over? We go do a little Coke.
How are you doing overall?
How are your finances going?
How can I help here?
How much have you had to drink today?
How's it going?
Hurry up.
I could beat them unconscious.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about you.
I don't know anything.
I don't know.
I don't know. I live in America.
I don't want you to censor and sort it out.
I hear what you're saying.
I hope you get ass cancer and die you son of a bitch ill cut your throat
I know that you're a drunk.
I mean, is that what you're wanting to hear?
I really do want you to consider one more thing.
I think you like being a victim because it's easier for you to rebel.
I want you to really, really really search your heart and try to forgive yourself for everything that has transpired thus far.
I want you to start living as a gay woman.
I will walk your happy *** outta here in two seconds.
I'll be asking you how you feel about what you do.
I'm a drunk pimp.
I'm gay.
I'm going to take you down.
I'm not sure what benefit you got out of being a drunk pimp.
I'm OK.
Is there anybody you get along with?
Jeremy.
Just wanted to call and remind you you don't matter.
Just wanted to call and remind you you're a *****
Kathy, are you there?
Kathy.
Let me ask you a question.
Let's get real. If we're going to be real, let's be real.
My sister Yvette.
Nobody really cares.
Oh
Put a freaking leash on your wife.
Right now you're really playing the victim.
Smash your face into the steering wheel.
So how are you doing overall?
So how are you guys doing?
So how good looking are you?
So I'm just going to let you respond.
Tell me about the fake *****
Tell me how that's a good deal for you.
Tell me what's attractive to you?
Tell me why?
Tell me why? It's all about body image and not about self image.
That's a load of crap.
That's like a dog chasing their tail. It's not ever going to get anywhere.
The first question.
The horror.
There's not a thing wrong with what you just said and God bless you for claiming that, right?
This is a big deal.
This is going to be a changing day in your life.
This isn't eat what you kill world. If you if you don't kill something you just don't go eat what he killed.
Those are good numbers, I hope.
Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say you know what we've done, everything we can do, I'm totally at peace with this. I don't hate you. I don't resent you. I I don't have any ...
Vincent.
We're talking about breast implant surgery.
We've done everything we can do. I'm totally at peace with this. I don't hate you. I don't resent you. I I don't have any bad feelings or unfinished emotional business with you.
Well, I'm alright, how are you?
Were you involved in a lesbian love affair?
What are the things that you're most ashamed of?
What are you so angry about?
What are you trying to tell me?
What did you just say?
What do I do?
What do you do?
What do you want from me today?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What gives you the right to go out impaired and get in a car where all of us drive all of us walk our children up and down the street.
What happened here?
What is it that you want?
What is the problem?
What the hell were you thinking?
What you just said is articulate. It is intelligent and it is logical.
What?
What's the release that you get when you binge and purge?
Whatever.
When did you acknowledge that you were gay?
Where are you from?
Who are you?
Why are you in Greg's business?
Why are you so her triggered?
Why do you have to be right? Why do you have to win the argument?
Why would I believe that?
Xanax Vicodin Oxy Cotton Adderall Klonopin speed.
Yeah, you gotta lighten up a little bit to get along in this world.
Yeah.
Yes or no?
Yes.
Yes.
You are breaking the law.
You are divorced, right?
You can get self righteous till the cows come home.
You can just write me often and you can get mad at me, but you know I'm expendable. That's OK, you don't. You don't need me.
You can't change what you don't acknowledge.
You crazy *****
You crazy ***** I'm gonna take you down.
You don't kiss me.
You got a real credibility problem here.
You got busted with drugs and drug paraphernalia.
You got one answer and it's either yes or no.
You gotta grow up.
You have how many children at home?
You Jack with me and you'll be gone before you know it.
You know what?
You need help.
You need serious serious help.
You not gonna disagree on some stuff today. I can already feel it.
You seem to me to be very honest and straightforward individual.
You sent harassing emails from fake accounts to Greg's cell phone.
You sent harassing emails from fake accounts.
You took crystal meth, Xanax, Vicodin, Oxy Cotton Adderall Klonopin speed.
You understand what I'm saying.
You understand you gotta real credibility problem here.
You want to argue with me about whether you had one glass of wine or two.
You're a *****
You're doing drugs.
You're gonna smoke dope and Anne have a good time.
You're in a situation now where you're in violation of the law.
You're not getting real about this.
You're not ready to get a divorce.
You're out ******* yourself on the street for drugs.
You're worthless and Uninteresting.
Your bright eyed and bushy tail.
Your high now.
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