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Alright here I here my God damn phone I can drive in town, talk to my company's fucking head looking fucking shit up to see you.

Alright, that's too bad. You little buddy short didn't have anything to do with everything, right?

And let's bring beer. None of my talk, but better not. I'll put up your fucking shit. I'll track it down.

And now your fucking call me running your fucking mouth for them to kill me and shit this ain't looking good for you Bud.

Are you tell? Joni and Nathan fuck with it isn't gonna work.

Break over there to Mondale. Building that right.

Breakthrough.

Buried in are involved in the fucking deal sign. There ain't going nowhere.

But he remembers on the fucking deal now.

Call Sherry all fucking hollow points. I got first second hand.

Came back hurts my daughter while she's over there. I'm not suppose there and kill your mother fucking ass. I know where the fuck your at.

Can you call me what's my name?

Can you call the throne fucking time sign? 'cause it's all going forward? Your numbers involved now.

Care involved in conspiracy to put a hit out on me?

Come down, find out I'll stick one up your ass will see if your asshole can tell you what size it is.

Come on down fuck I got playing guys got one my fucking hand right now mother fucker.

Come on down mother fucker.

Come on down mother fucker.

Come on down mother fucker. I got playing again. Slowing down bitch.

Come on down.

Come on down.

Come on down.

Come on fuck, I mean his truck stop Hwy 60 three you want me come on Mother Fucker.

Come see me, fuck.

Conroe motherfucker here boy.

Correct translation shopper.

Cut you up into fucking pieces and I'll 30 in a fucking well you fucking piece of shit come on.

Decker all out, but you'll see nothing but salt, assault, assault, assault.

Dell for work but.

Don't fuck with me Bud.

Don't have 14 year old daughter. I can tell you that's what you doing calling her phone.

Don't think so.

Excuse me

Frank girl

Frank here.

Fuck come on then break out your food stamps already in some parishes now. Cookout, motherfucker.

Fuck is Frank there Bud.

Fuck you don't call my daughters phone for.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fucking cold fucking please. I haven't come on down man may ask him they couldn't get drugs.

Fucking paying for fucking year and a half. I don't give a fuck mother fucker. I'll go back.

Fucking wine and dine this by the fucker.

God damn number right here. It stays in bed bugs.

Good bring down some fucking smoking so God damn beer.

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Hard drive and find you I can track you through the fucking satellite Bud.

He called me and now you're part of conspiracy to fucking kill me too.

He called my daughters phone.

He called the wrong mother fucker.

He called the wrong mother fucker. Here, son.

He is starting to police officer motherfucker.

He's got yourself on the shit list. You wanna feel happy?

Hear me.

Help.

Here fuck is this.

Here's what the problem is. The problem is that you called a psychopath.

Hey give me your address. You fucking calling her own mother fucker son.

Hey they want me and told me somebody hired somebody to kill me. So you fucking tell me buds.

Hey, did you just fucking called me?

Hey, you just called me.

Hill Country, but you're gonna be in. Yeah, you just called the wrong mother fucker bag. You just call the fucking police officer. Now you're threatening to boot. Burn the house down. I will have y...

How about your mother fucking head off caught sucker.

How to fuck you know that?

Huh?

Huh?

I ain't done yet, mother fucker.

I didn't call you called me.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't just hand out addresses people.

I got one of them. You can't hit the web server fucking barn with the mother fucker back.

I got the mother fucking caller ID right here to prove it Bud.

I have no problem with breaking every bone in your God damn body.

I know my phone is fucking car.

I need to fuck you are but and I don't give a fuck really I can end all your problems for you though.

I never fucking called you bullshit. My phones been blocked.

I tell you, I'm gonna finish eating my supper and then I'm going to track your fucking ass down. I've already got you logged in your on the South side of town when I'm gonna come up there and I'll ...

I think maybe the Highway Patrol needs called on there and you never need gave them too.

I won't be driving a new car coming straight out of your fucking pocket, motherfucker.

I'd say get your black car dirty, but.

I'll kill you, boy.

I'll take you out, Mother fucker.

I'll tell you up, fuck I got this little program on the phone and then I can track you down where your at when I do find you so fucking hurt you.

I'm a crazy motherfucker. You don't know who you just called.

I'm an officer fucking piece of my driveway. You come here and I'll blow your fucking head off. Come on down.

I'm just a crossdresser. I like wearing women's clothes. You got fucking problem with that.

I'm on Southside right now. Where do you wanna be?

I've already had cops here talking about it.

It's going down Mother fucker.

Jesus Christ.

John.

Last night

Leslie sexual master mother fuck mother fucking death often that paper in your fucking mouth.

Let me tell you something you fuck. I'm getting in my car right now and I'm gonna track you down and your problems are done tonight. If you're gonna be fucking dead. But God damn pen.

Let's say you got the wrong fucking number. Otherwise you just got yourself from bunch of shit 'cause I will track your ass.

Little faggot sucking cock suckers all pissed off earlier.

Meanwhile, if calm down Mother Fuck, bring some boys are gonna need a bit.

Mother fucker trying to stop my fucking daughter. I'll have you fucking done Bud.

My daughter is fine, so if I find out you're some kind of pedophile motherfucker, I'll tell you. If you're gonna be in trouble if not girls fun.

Never called you stupid mother fucker.

Never find out you're calling harassing my daughter or something. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to help you with your vital signs, and I'm probably gonna have to endure living process little early in l...

Never had two Highway Patrol come here and tell me about their. Investigate the fucking deal and apparently you couldn't keep your fucking shit. Shit probably got me killed.

Not come straight to your fucking house, son.

Now I feel in danger, so now I'm going to have to take action.

Now somebody made a call tonight from my phone over Cardale maybe, but I never called him by.

Oh fuck, bring it on. I haven't had charges pressed on me at least a week.

OK, and what kind do you want?

Planner stuff my daughter. How fucking kill you.

Play some fucking girl bar on my phone so silly fucking called you. It wasn't me Bud.

Saint Mary mother fucker. Like take my ass fucking down.

See somebody when writing about little contracts without on my ass and they are investigating it right fucking now.

So I'm very stressed out about fucking 5 minutes.

So that's what you want. Yeah, we can take care of it.

Sounds to me like you had too many 4 or 50 pound ladies. Leave your ass. The cost is Beecher nothing. Check your fucking jail apparently.

Stop.

Sweet don't call me. I had to get my number.

That was my phone. What's my name? John mark?

That's funny.

That's not my fucking name, Bud.

There is nothing on the background and good luck with that one. Fuck my records clean.

This is get off here. I'm going to call the Highway Patrol guy gave me his fucking number and I'm not telling that you called me and I'm going to give him your fucking number.

This is my fucking doctors phone son.

This past fucking two days I've had the police coming for me in the fucking plan to have me killed for my ex wife and her husband.

Today nothing kill somebody.

Turn down Fox News. Take one look at me. Mother fucker.

Very well I will stop your fucking ass boy.

Wanna find younger smash your fucking face bones and do your fucking soul.

Was it never fucking with my pink skirt on so I can get rid or Duke will you're calling me bother man.

Watch come on down.

We will have two hanging out your God damn face. You will be in critical condition if not fucking bad. I don't give a fuck I'm gonna put up the fucking shit.

Well, Oklahoma ties and connections and little fucking hitting kind of work, but it's already been uncovered.

Well, you called me again.

What do you say?

What kind do you want? But just how big is your asshole? 'cause I've got all kinds.

What number is this anyway?

What Rd?

What you say?

What's my name?

Whenever you try to call Bud.

Where are you guys? Good luck trying to kill me and everything and I wish the best to you and everybody else is that sure tries my apologize ahead of time for your families and people know you abou...

Where you at Bud.

Who is this?

Why are you calling my daughters phone? Yeah, I wanna know why.

Women's underwear it's real silky on my fucking nuts.

Yeah, Frank, here. That's alright, that's me. I'm a God damn western gunslinger. That's right.

Yeah, I don't know bout you little buddy Nathan Little Fish joining all that.

Yeah, I got some guns. I can't care. I need to find some little fucking Pisarev caring for me.

Yeah, I got your according to.

Yeah, I patrol my fucking land my house.

Yeah, if you don't slip on pair women's underwear and your fucking ass calls me fuck you think you are bothering me.

Yeah, tell me what my address is.

Yeah, that's right. They come to me and told me that there is fucking pasta. Kill me so you tell me why you're calling me Mother Fucker.

Yeah, your fucking number. And plus I got your address. Plus I've got you track. I have a fucking smart phone and I got programs and I can grab within 6 feet of you to find you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, take smaller right up your ass. Or if you like it big, I'd stick a big 20 gauge up your ass to which one do you want?

You are talking to a fucking police officer.

You are very good after more.

You called the wrong fucking number. I don't know who the fuck you think you talking there.

You got the wrong fucking number, man.

You got the wrong God damn number. I've been on my motorcycle all fucking day. I'm calling about some fucking pitch. Use my phone to call it God damn car. Earlier sometime iPhones been fucking used.

You got the wrong number buddy.

You got thrown, never motherfucker.

You just called me Mother fucker and you called the wrong mother fucker. Like I told you before, now you're threatening to burn police officers house down.

You just press the wrong mother fucker. 'cause it's pretty serious shit, but.

You just ruined your whole Goddamn weekend can you get short your fucking life and your fucking minutes are fucking number. Let's tell me why the fuck you're calling me running your fucking mouth.

You tell them to Mother fuckers is falling gonna work buddy.

You threaten to burn my house down.

5 Highway Patrol come to my fucking house 2 days ago and tell me that my ex come up here for most home and trying to hire somebody to fucking kill me.

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