Kent Hovind - creationist bullshit - soundboard Edit

A good study for biology

A great field of study

ABCDEFG

Aliens visited Earth

Always get corn

Amazing observations wrong conclusion

Andrew Carnegie

Are pine trees carnivores?

Are you a pine tree?

Are you drunk?

Bacteria lose information 1

Bacteria lose information 2

Baffled scientists

Baloney 1

Baloney 2

Baloney 3

Bears produce bears dogs produce dogs

Bible as the perfect key to the past

Bible for the evolutionist

Big dog little dog

Bringing forth and kinds 1

Bringing forth and kinds 2

Bringing forth and kinds 3

Bringing forth and kinds 4

Bringing forth and kinds 5

Car evolution

Carnegie's National Center for Science Education

Cat kind not part of pine tree kind

Charles Darwin 1

Charles Darwin 2

Charlie Darwin

Circular reasoning

Circular reasoning in geology 1

Circular reasoning in geology 2

Circular reasoning in geology 3

Circular reasoning in survival of the fittest

Common ancestor of chipmunk and squirrel

Common designer 1

Common designer 2

Comparative anatomy

Completely understand

Comrade Stalin

Confused or lying

Could you get a dog as big as Texas?

Darwin, finches, crocodiles

Darwin's finches and bananas

Darwin's wild conclusion

Dating fossils using layers

Dating layers using fossils

Definition of 'cladistics'

Definition of 'non sequitur'

Definition of 'religion'

Definition of 'science'

Descended from a common ancestor

Dinosaur Adventure Land

Dinosaur blood cells

Dinosaur soft tissue

Doctor's degrees

Does that prove they're related?

Dog and wolf

Dog common ancestor

Don't get brainwashed

Duck kind related to whale kind

Elephants and pine trees

Elephants make baby elephants

Elephants produce elephants and pine trees produce pine trees

Equal time

Evidences

Evolution and natural selection go together

Evolution is a dying religion

Evolution is a lie

Evolution is a religion 1

Evolution is a religion 2

Evolution is a religion of death

Evolution is dead

Evolution is not science 1

Evolution is not science 2

Evolutionism

Evolved from a rock 1

Evolved from a rock 2

Faulty assumptions of evolution

First cell

First grade textbook

First pairs of birds

Fossil ages mixed up

Fossilised human hands and dinosaur bones

Fossils and Noah's flood

Fossils not evidence of evolution

From car to airplane

From evolutionist to Independent Baptist

From the Bible to uniformitarianism

Fruit fly experiments

Full time evangelist

G'day mate

Gluing dead moths

God hates liars

Going insane

Good observation bad conclusion

Grand Canyon evolutionist vs creationist

Graptolites still alive today

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

High school science & math teacher

High school science teacher

Holy and sacred geologic column

Holy and sacred geologic time chart

Homologous structures 1

Homologous structures 2

Horse and zebra common ancestor

Hot ball of rock

Hovind you're lying

How did the layers get there?

Hundreds of textbooks

I am answering your question

I am still a pine tree

I don't think so 1

I don't think so 2

I don't think so 3

I'm against lies

IDK 1

IDK 2

Imprisoned for structuring

Index fossils

Indoctrination not education

Interrupting again

Isn't that circular reasoning?

It doesn't work

Jump frog jump

Karl Marx

Kent Hovind OFFICIAL

Kent's $250,000 evolution challenge

Kent's geology collections

Kent's goal

Kent's sand art toy

Kids losing their faith

Kill people with AIDS

Kinds vs species

Layer formation Noah's flood

Lies in the textbooks

Life came from outer space

Limestone

Limit called squirrel

Lines on paper

Lizard, snake, crocodile, bird

Loaded evolution question

Loaded question

Lying about a dumb theory

Lying about evolving from a rock

Macroevolution vs microevolution

Mad conclusion

Man and death which came first

Many kinds of birds

Many questions cannot be answered with a yes or no

Messing up God's creations

Microevolution

Moon made of green cheese

Mutations as original source of variation

Mutations don't make anything new

Mutations not evolution

National Pornographic... Geographic

Natural selection as quality control

Natural selection doesn't cause evolution

Natural selection doesn't create anything

Natural selection doesn't lead to evolution

Negative

Never evaded any tax

Never in jail for tax evasion

No 1

No 2

No 3

No beneficial mutations

No common ancestor

No evidence for evolution

No fossil record

No geologic column

No hard definition of species

No macroevolution

No new information 1

No new information 2

No that's a lie

Not against science

Not getting evolution out of public schools

Not learning to think critically

Not thinking critically

Octopus and ink pen

One man one woman one lifetime

Original created kinds

Paying for the school system

Picking numbers out of the sky

Pig as big as Texas

Pine tree and elephant not the same kind

Primordial soup

Probably not

Proves a common designer

Rise of Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nazism

RNA came from a rock

Roaches resistant to sledgehammer

Same author wrote the code 1

Same author wrote the code 2

Same kind of offspring

Scrambling up 'Christmas'

Sedimentary rock

Seminars on creation, evolution, dinosaurs

Sex with animals

Soviet style indoctrination

Speciation is not evolution

Species of squirrels and breeds of horses

Standard horse equipment

Still a chicken

Still in textbooks as evidence for evolution

Stop interrupting

Survival of the luckiest not fittest

Suvival vs arrival of the fittest

Taught at taxpayer expense

That is crazy

That is not science

That ought to be exciting

That's not evolution

The Bible is literally true and scientifically accurate

The shackles of religion

This is a lie

Throat clearing 1

Throat clearing 2

Throat clearing 3

Throat clearing 4

Throat clearing 5

Throat clearing 6

Throat clearing 7

Throat clearing 8

Throat clearing 9

Throat clearing 10

Throat clearing 11

Trilobites still alive today

Upside down petrified trees

Useless Chihuahua

Variations are not evolution

Variations have limits

Venus in the same clade

Very strict limits

Watch my YouTube

We do not know that evolution happens

We will turn into maize

Website and phone

Weird varieties of animals

What is in these textbooks?

What is the best evidence for evolution

What kinda question is that?

Which one is not like the others?

Who's talking over who here

Willingly ignorant

Wings on a horse

Wishful thinking SpongeBob imagination

You have no idea what you're saying

You think a pine tree and elephant are the same kind

You're gonna die one day

You're talking over me again

You're wrong

4.5 billion years old Earth

70 million years old

100 million years old

855 big dino extension 3

7000 kinds interbreeding

7000 kinds of animals on Noah's Ark