Envy Edit

A little itty bitty bean.

A little person?

A little taste of honey. Is that so bad? Is it?

A little taste of the good life.

A little Velcro holster you put on your belt.

A rather sluggish day on Wall Street.

A sofa.

A spray can, see? And you spray it on dog poo...

Abandoned.

Actually...

Affected you like that, all I can say is, I am such a jerk.

Afternoon shift. Just loved it, don't know why, just did.

All lined up with a brand new winch,

All right, let's take another look at that follow through.

All right. I got to tell Nick. I'm just going to tell him.

All right. It's going to be okay.

All right. It's going to be okay.

Alrighty.

Am I using the word correctly?

And a piano shaped pool if that's what you want.

And Bosco says, "Up your ass with Mobil gas."

And floated, who knows, into a ditch.

And he'd have these stupid...

And here is something from your great friends across the street

And hooty owls and stuff.

And I drive off to do what? To make sandpaper.

And I feel like we should give something back.

And I got fired and I want a drink.

And I got more back where they came from. My quiver.

And I got news for you about beans too.

And I got news for you.

And I shot at my house and I hit his horse.

And I will see you tomorrow at the big rally.

And I'll tell you something: I don't think it's always me.

And I'll tell you, as your best friend...

And introduce myself to everyone.

And it neighs and makes the whole thing?

And it's not an invention, it's an idea. It's a pie in the sky idea.

And me and him don't spill the beans

And money's poisoned your soul.

And my main platform...

And nothing tastes better at 200 miles per hour than Pocket Flan.

And now for dessert.

And see you with all of this stuff.

And thanks for filthying up your clothes,

And that has nothing to do with money.

And that is not all. Come. I am so excited.

And the poo disappears.

And the poo disappears.

And then they disappear.

And then you guys can have a contest to see who finds the lake first, all right?

And then your focus nosedives into the red.

And there he is, with the wind in his hair...

And up your ass with Mobil gas.

And we don't know! What if my opponent's right?

And we have so, so, so much.

And what am I going to give you?

And what question was that?

And you don't even know it, which makes you like the grand turbo Mr. Everyman.

And you press your finger on it and then you taste your finger.

And you spray it on dog poo...

And you've been resenting yourself for passing up on a big opportunity.

And, by God, Pocket Flan...

And, by the way, you did nothing wrong.

Another round, please.

Any reason at all?

Any reason?

Anyway, I'm super excited...

Are you insane?

Are you kidding? Come on, those infomercials you did.

At Mother's, honey. It's just us.

Aunt Windsong, and you know that.

Bastard, bitch merry go round. Stupid merry go round!

Be one of the millions enjoying the taste sensation sweeping the nation.

Because Daddy has to go to work.

Because I am on the edge of the edge.

Because I have to do this. We have to do this.

Because it was just another thing of yours that made me miserable.

Because now I'll go kick ass in Rome. And guess what?

Because the horse had a feeling. He came over and sensed the envy I felt.

Because we are so lucky...

Because Windsong would sure as hell help this guy. Okay?

Because, you see, a good invention is a good invention!

Becomes a lethal poison.

Being drunk had nothing to do with it. I can't even explain it.

Big day.

Big. He's like a bear of a guy with, like, a little head.

Boy, mine are. What was it you were saying, my fine friend?

Boy, that flan was good.

Buddy boy! Let's go, buddy boy!

Bunk beds, hiking trails, hooty owls.

But Corky's so crazy about your apples, I don't know what to do.

But his car's stuck so I'm going to help him, okay?

But I don't care how much money we make, don't buy one of these.

But I fried it during the hot wire, goddamn it.

But I love my neighborhood, and being across the street from my best friend.

But I will say this:

But I've intruded enough on your little family reunion here.

But I've revised my thinking about the $50,000 grand thing.

But it'll never end with him. He'll be in our lives forever.

But it's the best thing that ever happened,

But leaves and bark and roots.

But that played no part in the horse's death.

But when any large dead animal comes in proximity with the public

But would you mind tugging the arrow out?

But you win.

But, buddy... this Italy thing is huge.

C'est la vie, as the Romans say.

Can you tell me what you did when the horse defecated in your yard?

Can you tell? Can you? Does it look good?

Can't it just be us? You and me playing golf?

Can't somebody come up with a better idea?!

Car return. How's that for service?

Carousel of dreams.

Casa Corky.

Casa Corky.

CEO, Nicholas Vanderpark and newly appointed partner, Tim Dingman...

Che, Che something.

Check it out. It's a spray can, okay?

Check this out.

Cock a doodle doo.

Come here.

Come lie on the warm pile. It's all clean out of the dryer.

Come on, boy. One, two.

Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. All right.

Come on, Corky.

Come on, Corky. Corky, come on, come on.

Come on, honey. Start with your hips.

Come on! This was shit.

Come on.

Come on.

Come quick?

Come. Come.

Comes with the office. And the promotion.

Congratulations, you saved yourself 50 cents.

Congress.

Corky could be heading for the open sea.

Corky happens to shit the size of a breadbasket

Corky!

Corky! Where are you, my Corky boy?

Corky?

Corky.

Corky.

Corky.

Corky. Giddy up. Giddy up.

Corky's a sweet and gentle horse and me and the kids love him.

Could be the apron, who the hell knows?

Couple of days that flavor pad's like some mattress you find at the dump.

Crampers.

Cut it out with this money thing. It means nothing to me.

Dad?

Daddy!

Day after day after day...

Debbie loved the coffee. I'll tell you something, I never tasted it.

Debbie? Deb, I'm home.

Definitely. We'll take it. It's great. Pay the man.

Dessert, everybody?

Did you guys see that?

Did you hear anything? Like a thump?

Did you know that an elephant goes, like 100 pounds a day?

Did you solve the problem?

Digging, no. We can't pay for the pool.

Dimitriov wants to know if I want to take it to the next level.

Do you have to do that? Right. You have to.

Do you know what the answer is? Self love.

Do you see how it moves in the wind? That's what I love.

Do you see how perfect it is? Maybe even underline the poo.

Does it have to be a white horse that you come galloping up on,

Don't even worry about yellow, just orange.

Don't feel funny around Pete. I got no secrets from Pete.

Don't hassle me about crumbs, man,

Don't taste my pants.

Don't touch it. He's dead.

Don't waste your money. You're gonna regret it.

Down at my cabin on the lake.

Dr. Weitzman is supposed to be a genius and it didn't even really hurt.

Easter Island?

Eat up now.

Eat up, otherwise you don't get to play with Corky, okay?

Environment, like the whole environment?

Environmental Protection Agency?

Envy is a funny, funny thing.

Ernie had everything. Only kid around with a BB gun, okay?

Et cetera.

Ever.

Everybody should have a merry go round. Of course you should.

Everyman Dimwit.

Everyone said I should buy a house in Beverly Hills, Bel Air or Malibu.

Eww.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Expensive. Bean shaped?

Feel this.

Fired.

Firemen. "I got to go save someone. Maybe I need a little extra something."

First they're here, then they're not here,

Flan!

Flan! Flan!

Flan! Yay, flan! Flan!

Follow the detour along the river to the next bridge, all right?

For 50 grand.

For chrissakes, Debbie, light? Light?! Come on!

For, let's say, $100.

Forget Che! You're like Robin Hood.

Forget it. This is it, right here. Okay?

Four thousand bucks. You want to go in with me, 50l50?

Get the hell out of here, the limo leaves in an hour and a half!

Get under the covers. Don't listen to anything.

Getting ready for your tournament. They're hitting strikes.

Giddy up, boy.

Give Tim the flash, Big D.

Go and pay the bum.

Go check out your bedroom.

Go.

Go.

God Almighty, Mr. Dingman.

God, I'm so envious of you! You've got to give Natalie a talk.

God, look at me. This is crazy.

Good afternoon, Mr. Tim.

Good afternoon. My name is Natalie Vanderpark.

Good for you, man. Good for you. Good for you.

Good morning, Mr. Tim.

Good night. Sleep tight.

Good thing Monk passed out, or I'd never got this baby.

Good to see you, captain.

Good. Fair. Fair. Good.

Good. For $50,000 Lester keeps thinking it's a sofa.

Goodbye.

Gucci.

Guess what?

Guilt that you're wealthy.

Hats make my head itch.

Hats.

Have a bowling alley next to your room. If I could do it, I would.

Have you been stealing apples again, you little rascal?

He asked a good question on the radio this morning.

He didn't notice the horse.

He had enough of it literally to kill a horse.

He hardly seemed to notice.

He looks afraid of us.

He marches across the street, bangs on the door and Tim,

He said it's just down at the end of the private driveway.

He say, "And I thought to myself,

He says, "And I must tell you secretly,

He says, "I noticed when we climbed into the tub

He says, "I remember when I was a teenager,

He squeezes it... he's on a skateboard. He squeezes it...

He was eating apples in my yard.

He would keep the eye on me and I knew he was thinking something.

He'd come over and eat the apples. He'd see me and give me a weird look.

He'd have these stupid ideas.

He's a loose cannon.

He's my pal and I'd pay $50,000 to find you if you were lost, wouldn't I?

He's running in the woods.

Hello, Mr. Tim.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. In my house.

Help me, God! Come on.

Helping me fill in the big hole, Tim.

Here.

Here's a little gift I bought for us.

Here's the other thing. You're eating your flan, you're like:

Here's what I do, Mr. Traitor.

Here's what I got to tell you. We'll pay you the money, okay?

Hey, I have an invention. Honey, I have an invention.

Hey, six months I drove a yogurt truck, okay?

Hey, Timmy, check this out!

Hey, you want to feel something? Come here.

Hey! Oh, hey!

Hey.

Hey. Hey! Stop the auction!

Hi.

Hide! Hide.

Hold on. Let me take it from here.

Homemade.

Honestly?

Honey, you don't have to do this. Really. Why do this?

Honey?

Honey...

Honey... something happened while you were gone, something bad.

How about here? What's wrong with here?

How about this: What if you had, like, an inkpad...

How about us who are lactose intolerant?

How could a little arrow kill a big horse?

How did we not hear? How do you not hear a horse fall off a car?

How do I know where the shit goes?!

How do we move a horse?

How does electricity work? I think it's a great idea.

How's everybody doing?

Huh?

I actually was drunk from before. I went into your yard and...

I ate some of your crackers. We sang in the rain.

I believe that's some sort of custard dish or something.

I can't accept that. I mean, what are we, animals?

I can't even tell you I haven't tried the coffee.

I can't look at you, I can't look across the street.

I can't stop him. He loves your apples. Are you sure he's not a problem?

I can't taste your pants?

I couldn't sleep. I got to talk to you.

I didn't know you were in the Army. If I can come over...

I didn't see any neighbors.

I dig up the horse, I haul it up, I invent everything.

I don't deserve to be your friend. I just...

I don't deserve to be your partner.

I don't even live here and that place is pulling my testicles up.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know, honey. Do you want to do this?

I don't know, honey. How does anything work?

I don't know. You keep touching it with your filthy fingers.

I don't really drink, but my family just left me

I don't think this conflicts with that. I mean, you know, there's...

I don't understand. Fill it back in?

I don't want any more cereal.

I don't want them to...

I don't want to bring him in. He's big.

I feel like I have this fountain in my yard that I don't deserve.

I felt guilty or something.

I felt like a little man who didn't like flan.

I find it, I get the reward. I'm bending over backwards here.

I found some grooming hairs in his tail brush.

I gave you tube socks for Christmas last year. That's not going to work.

I got a name for it.

I got drunk and by mistake killed Corky. I buried him in the swimming pool hole.

I got drunk on the wine.

I got news for you, sister. Edison ain't looking up.

I got something for you. I'll be right back.

I got to be back there. It's going to be light out.

I got to get back! They can't build the pool!

I got to give a big speech. I'm not a speech guy.

I got to go across the street for a second.

I guarantee you can have a chair like that.

I had an '88 Ford flatbed

I hate spoiling the atmosphere,

I hate that thing. I hate it.

I have decided to run for Congress.

I hear you way better when I turn like this. Talk to me.

I hope it's very soon.

I just blew up.

I killed a person!

I killed Corky.

I killed his horse.

I knew you'd love it. Let's go, tiger.

I know because I've mined coal. See you.

I know he's just a horse, but...

I know how much you loved him and I...

I know you got your Army pal over there.

I like this bug net. Why don't we find out the estimated cost?

I like this.

I like you. I'm glad I came in here.

I love a holster.

I love flan. Do you?

I love it.

I love my car in the garage. It's got heated seats.

I love the guy. I mean, it's like we're, you know...

I mean, do we want to be part of the shit industry?

I mean, he's beautiful on the outside. It's just something wasn't...

I mean, is that a reason?

I mean, literally, they're actually coming up.

I mean...

I must say...

I nearly climbed back into your house and smashed some plates.

I popped on the Internet just before we got on the plane.

I pulled it back, I aimed at the house, I did this.

I say let's be partners.

I squeeze off maybe five, ten pot shots at the windows...

I stand before you, begging: Take the arrow out of my back.

I stand here with my partner, Tim Dingman...

I swear to God. I swear to God. I couldn't do it if I tried.

I talked to the guys over at 3M. I know you got canned.

I think I did.

I think I have an idea.

I think I know what we should do. We should just try it.

I think it is appropriate that we clear the air

I think the horse sensed something. I think "horse sense" is a real thing.

I think you should just pull out right now.

I want no part of this.

I want the head down.

I want us to be equal again, man.

I want us to be partners.

I want you to stop the car. Honey, stop the car right now!

I wanted to tell you that.

I was always saying, "Don't do it." You did it and it worked.

I was just looking at my hand today.

I went over there and I shot this bow and arrow,

I went over to Dimitriov's a couple nights ago.

I will lie with you after I tell you something important.

I wish we had flan.

I'd love to see you try to turn your weasely little mouth into a fake smile,

I'd probably still be driving a limo if it wasn't for the hat.

I'll be on my way.

I'll get it.

I'll take it from here, Tim.

I'll talk to my lawyer. Why didn't I think of it sooner? It's awesome!

I'll tell you a secret.

I'll tell you what. Why don't we check out the bunkhouse, okay?

I'll turn it off, then we'll talk.

I'm a little curious. Did you feed your horse a lot of apples?

I'm an archer and I shoot arrows.

I'm calling you sister.

I'm Captain Speedway,

I'm Elmo Carp, pool rep.

I'm getting tired, I need a pick me up. What am I going to do, get a candy bar?

I'm going to be back. Just go back to sleep, okay?

I'm going to tell him that Bosco says we're even

I'm here for you.

I'm just throwing away some more completely useless inventions.

I'm out of here.

I'm running for state senate in your district.

I'm running out of places to look.

I'm so ashamed of this. But one night...

I'm sorry about this. I feel horrible. I feel bad.

I'm talking about a black force here.

I'm talking about little travel size Vapoorize.

I'm telling you, you get your focus even into the orange, just the orange...

I'm telling you, your numbers aren't that bad. It's just focus.

I'm telling you. You know how sometimes the side of a face and you get one eye?

I'm trying to tell you.

I've been feeling guilty for a long time.

I've been looking all night and he's nowhere.

I've never been in this part.

If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, you don't need salt.

If you put together everything else, you got a really strong thing going on...

Ike.

Imagine if you're jogging with some of this stuff.

In our yard every day when he comes to visit.

In the Tour de France, they're going 20 miles a day, going up mountains.

Incredible hedge work.

Incredible.

Is going to be...

Is this some kind of video trick?

Isn't that just fantastic?

It could seriously... It could mean literally billions.

It felt like a dagger in my heart every time he'd request flan.

It flaps different than cheaper fabric. Do you notice that?

It had nothing to do with anything, I never clicked with it.

It has to go somewhere.

It knocked the wind out of you. You went flying off of that thing.

It made me feel little.

It must be examined immediately for health reasons.

It really got to me because every day I'd have to look at you,

It tapped on my desk. It sat in my lap.

It was a big mistake.

It was a big mistake. It was a doozy.

It was coming from such a good place, but it was...

It was like a separate thing.

It was...

It went up, it went down. It's in the bum. I killed him.

It's a large house. It's a... I mean, it's...

It's a little bit of happiness in a tube.

It's a lot of money and the heart of the heart, and they're both...

It's a spray can and you spray it on.

It's a whole different topic.

It's all from shit.

It's all making sense.

It's all there for you. All you got to do is focus.

It's Aunt Windsong now.

It's flan in a tube.

It's getting exciting, isn't it?

It's gigantic, Nick. It's the White House.

It's harsh, man.

It's in his back. The arrow. I shot him. I killed him.

It's in the middle of the thing. It's impossible to turn off.

It's Jack's neighbor, he needs some help.

It's junk. It just keeps speeding up for no reason.

It's just a fact.

It's just a little arrow. Come on, Corky.

It's just, this is costing a fortune.

It's like a little green monster that comes out and it just poisoned my head.

It's like a sidekick.

It's like a...

It's my family.

It's no big deal. You've had enough.

It's not a little itty bitty.

It's not a little, itty bitty bean. It's an average sized bean, Mikey.

It's not a mile, honey. It seems longer because it's so beautiful.

It's not an invention. It's an idea. It's nothing.

It's not an invention. It's nothing. I mean, how does it work?

It's not true. No es verdad.

It's okay, Mikey, come on in.

It's okay. Go back to sleep.

It's one little arrow and when I shot the bum...

It's pennies. Who cares? Corky's my pal.

It's raining so hard, the horse might have fallen off

It's that woman running for state senate, Carl.

It's the miracle spray. One spray and doggy doo disappears.

It's this button you press and you sprout wings and you can fly.

It's true what they say.

It's true, Dad, you are.

It's winches, hoists, pulleys, blocks and tackles. This kind of thing.

Jack... Jack Jackameyer.

Jealousy, every day. And it was just chewing me up.

Just a little critter. Just...

Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it.

Just let it tumble out like circus freaks, man.

Just like vaporize only you add an "o" so you got "poo" right in the middle.

Just take a second.

Just the other day I see this kid walking down the street.

Just to stick a toe in your pool.

Just work a little bit harder.

Kind of like a... Like an old gingerbread house in the woods.

Knockety, knockety. A knock, knock, knock.

Knockety, knockety. A knock, knock, knock.

Know what the best job I ever got fired from was?

Knowing what I happen to know about things buried,

Kursed OPPSHOOTA$

Ladies and gentlemen, young people.

Last week? Yeah. I remember.

Later, they'll be feted at a banquet to be held in the presidential palace.

Let's be very clear on this: I want $50,000...

Let's check it out.

Let's go back in there and talk about this fantastic rally.

Let's hold our noses. Come on.

Let's just enjoy it.

Let's say I'm jogging.

Lethal poison.

Like I'll feel better if I don't drink your coffee.

Like, cab...

Liposuction.

Listen to me. I just wanted what you wanted.

Listen to me. Life's unfair. It's a raw deal planet, Jack.

Listen to me. We're not partners, okay? How can we be partners?

Listen, and I want you to be honest, has Corky become a nuisance?

Literally, every day at 4:00, we're in its shadow.

Look at it. All from shit? I see what you mean.

Look at you two.

Look at your focus. It's way up there. It's in the yellow.

Look who's here, will you please?

Look who's here. It's okay, poopie.

Look, I'm being stalked by a genuine madman, okay?

Look, I'm going to go help this guy

Look, I've got flan all over me.

Ma'am, your husband's got the back of a coal miner.

Man, are you all right? Let me help you up there.

Man, I fold. I can see it: Greed has hardened your heart.

Man, I hear you!

Maple syrup.

May I suggest we put on our dancing shoes?

Maybe he's not dead. Maybe he ran away.

Maybe there's a tide.

Mikey, Mom's not a short order cook.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, man! Can you believe that comes from a tree?

Mmm.

Mobil gas.

Mr. Dino... and another weird stowaway.

Mr. Parmenter wants to see you! Section 11!

Mrs. Dingman...

My God, honey. What time is it?

My God, you're in for such a treat.

My God! Can you believe the coffee that makes?

My God. How is this possible?

My husband invented Vapoorize, if that's what you're referring to.

My little bozo friend,

My little ugly sidekick. It was very odd.

Natalie says, "Keep the corral closed."

Natalie, she just kept blaming me for Corky and making me feel guilty.

Nathan!

Neighbor?

Nice fabric makes you feel better! It's mind blowing, isn't it?

Nick, forget it.

Nick, you buy us too much.

Nick, you got a cute name, that's it.

Nick? Can I talk to you for a second?

Nick. Nick!

Nick's talking about Pocket Flan!

No bubbles at the table. Eat your breakfast first.

No fuss, no muss, no tools, no robot arm...

No matter what kind of dog you have, let's face it,

No more apples for you. No more apples...

No one could ever find this lake.

No, but I just want them more brown.

No, I mean... without anybody seeing us.

No, I'll come there.

No, I'm serious.

No, it's both ears. What are you doing?

No, keep going! Keep it there!

No, Nick, it's not fantastic. It's flan tastic.

No, Nick! I got to tell...

No, no. Stop! Sir! No mas!

No, sonny boy, I'm afraid not. Too many gosh darn pipes.

No, sorry, I didn't. Go ahead. This is great.

No, sweetheart! Please. Please don't do it to me.

No, wait a minute. $2,000. We have that in our savings.

No, you can't mosey off. They'll see you!

No!

No.

No.

No. No reason. No. I mean, nothing I can think of.

Not a tooth in his head, nice fella.

Not according to Dimitriov. He thinks I'm really on to something.

Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Now you want to tell him? You tell him.

Now, is there anything that happened around here...

Now, listen. I don't want to let this ruin our jolly feeling.

Now, please, just don't say anything till I'm done, all right?

Now, when you see the J Man, you tell him we're even.

Now's a good time to break the big news.

Of course. Come on, man.

Of course. Make it a beautiful horse that I think, honestly, didn't like me.

Of the toxic distortions that my husband and, by association, myself,

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God, I can't believe it!

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, there is a bum with an arrow.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit!

Oh, we've got two cases of a semi gourmet flan.

Oh, yeah. Right away.

Oh! Come... all right.

Oh! Oh! Timmy.

Okay, Corky.

Okay, Nathan, no cereal in my thingie.

Okay, Tim...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Here, take it.

Okay. Weird smell.

On his great big shiny horse.

On the international front, investors are watching Vanderpark Enterprises.

On the J Man.

On the J Man.

One hand rolls dough, ties those babies off.

One night...

Only instead of ink, it was soaked in maple syrup.

Open your heart. Open your heart.

Or flan or whatever you want to call it that you got to have every night.

Or I tell your friend you killed his horse.

Or maybe the feeling of power you get when there's a crowd.

Or peppermint. Any flavor you wanted.

Or state senate or whatever.

Or the kid that stole a chicken with the golden eggs.

Our families do everything together.

Our neighbors have an apple tree. Corky loved their apples.

Over there, man. Shake them up.

Over there, man. Shake them up.

Peppermint. Any time of day. Or cherry.

Picking up papers.

Please help me welcome Nick Vanderpark and Tim Dingman.

Please.

Pocket Flan!

Poor Corky. One little target arrow.

Posed in so many colorful and eloquent variations.

Pretty incredible, huh?

Pretzel kiosk.

Really?

Really? You thought I was good? You never said a word about it.

Reason? No, I can't think of...

Recently we received a letter from a woman, Gladys, who...

Remember Lester? He pumped our gas when we moved the sofa.

Right here, come on.

Right next to your cell phone, your pager, your Vapoorize.

Right on, brother. I hear you.

Ringlets! Give me a break. Let me tell you a little story.

Screw Robin Hood, you hear me?

Screw the Merry Men. You're a stinko pinko.

Sees all these little BB holes in our windows.

Shake things up. Shake them up.

She has a complete flip out! She flips out the room!

She's locked herself in the bathroom and I want what you have so bad!

She's right, you know, my eggs taste like bubbles now.

Shine it right on her, buddy boy.

Shit doesn't just disappear.

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. God.

Shopping.

Sir! Sir!

Sister. Sister?!

Sit in this chair. Come here.

Sleep and it's going to be different and don't wake up. Okay?

Smokey didn't even notice that we got a horse on the roof.

So beautiful.

So do I. I think it's really exciting.

So here's the deal: Buddy boy...

So I thought I'd canvass the neighborhood

So long, everybody.

So one night I see the whole family drive off.

So that's it. There you have it.

So what, man? You're still my best friend.

So you mean we're not getting a pool?

So, how come you got canned?

So, I've decided I'm going to run for Congress

So, if you could just give me whatever you'd have if you wanted to drink.

So, that's the place?

So, what I'm saying is to hell with the flat cash payout.

Some kids'd eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life,

Something fruity for me and my friend, Tim.

Something has to change.

Something's happened to Corky.

Spray some on my butt because I shat my pants. Yeah!

Stand warned, okay, stand warned.

State senate.

Still have the heart with a lot of money.

Sweetheart, I've been liposucked.

Take the arrow out of his back.

Talk about secluded.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Denise. Zoos?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks. I hear Mr. Nick wants to see me.

That chemical is the ingredient in every can of your so called miracle invention.

That is an awesome invention. I mean, we could sure use it.

That is incorrect. Follow me.

That is nice, Nicky.

That is really very good. Zoos.

That is sensational news, my little gypsy roving friend.

That is the most selfish thing I ever heard in my life.

That my little hearty hi ho Silver routine

That night I got drunk and I was aiming this arrow at my house.

That stinking family across the street. Who wouldn't feel like you?

That story you were telling about shaking things up...

That truck's too high. You won't get the horse in there.

That was not a smart thing to do.

That wife of yours was incredible.

That.

That's correct. That's right. That's what I do.

That's exactly what I thought.

That's it.

That's just his musical ability. That's a whole other thing.

That's like a new skateboard trick.

That's not your fault. You wanted to be friends still,

That's right!

That's right!

That's right.

That's right.

That's the point we were at when you barged in.

That's the thing. But I don't know what happened.

That's unrelated to what happened with the arrow. That was an accident.

That's what Shaunessey was talking about.

That's what you got to do!

That's why I've always remained an independent contractor, an odd job man.

The American entrepreneurs have reason to be hopeful.

The bridge is out.

The brown is always part of it. Even if you don't see it.

The bum wants $50,000 or he'll tell Nick.

The bum. I shot an arrow.

The coffee machine. It's a beautiful, giant rocketship sized coffee machine.

The day that you gave me the wine, remember?

The environment.

The guy loves you, man. You'd be killing your best friend.

The horse died from the prolonged ingesting of a certain chemical,