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Home > Tense1983 Soundboard - 2022
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Tense1983 Soundboard - 2022

Tense1983 Soundboard - 2022

Soundboard created by SonofSparky11 on August 12, 2022 (originally on July 17, 2020)
Originally by Realm of Darkside

Tense1983 (aka Spanish Putz12) is the angriest CSGO (Counter-Strike Global Offensive) competitive match player raging in Spanish.
Popular meme known as "Green, what is your problem, green" followed by the table smash.

NSFW Audio: Use caution, some sounds may be offensive
"RETARD! (x2)" Listen, it's your mother! "RETARD!"
*BANG x5* PUTA MADRE!
*BANG* Como no lo matra!
*BANG* Joder! *BANG* Por que! *BANG*
10 Kills?! 10 kills and you push banana? You're a fkn imer, retard.
Are you ready?
Autobus
Autobus (Short)
Bad mouse
Blue
Blue Noob (terrible singing)
Blue, leave the match!
Blue, leave the match! 2
Burp
Bye bye
Come on, move!
Come on, no hide Orange! ORANGE!
Come on!
Como no lo mata
Conter eh strike
Cuckoo
Cuckoo (Laughter)
Culiquitaca
Defuse!
Delete the fkn game! Motherfker! Bastard kid!
Desk slam 1
Desk slam 2 (Most iconic one)
Desk slam 3
El muy cabron song
Eurocup Mundiale eh Spain
Figlio de puta
Finish the world! *imitates explosion* You report me, the FaceIt world is finished!
FK YOU!
Fkn kids don't eh stop speaking all fkn time!
FKN NOOB!
Fkn portugues de merda
Go man, go! You good player, go!
Go to cry on the Mom
Go to say the mom, "PlayStation 4 Call of Duty" for the braindead!
Go to the HOUSE, man!
Go to the house!
GO TO THE SCHOOL, KID! EH SCHOOL!
Green
Green, green. What's your problem, Green? (Most iconic quote)
Hablame en portugues
He's a fkn cheater, you see??
He's a fkn cheater!
Hey, STOP!
HEY!!
I don't understand YOU, fkn retard!
I'll kill you!
I'm best fkn troll in Europe, man!
I'm fkn shit
Italiano no have baguette!
JUEPUTA!
Kick the retard 1
Kick the retard 2
Kick the retard 3 (sounds like "Kiss" the retard)
Laugh 1
Laugh 2
Laugh 3
Laugh 4
Laugh 5
Laugh 6
Listen, listen! Your mother has called you!
Listen! (x2)
Listen! It's your mother!
Ma'am. Listen to me one second, ok? Retard! (Quiet audio playback)
Mamma mia, man!
Me no play with you! You are in your house playing with your machine!
ME TROLL THE MATCH!
Me troll the match! 2
MotherFKER!
Motherfker! Bastard! Kid!
Movie, you have a weapon, movie
Napoletani! Napoletani! Police, police!
Nice!
No (x5). Me troll the match, thank you.
No.
NOOOOO! 1
NOOOOO! 2
NOOOOO! 3
Oh my god, DEFUSE!
Oh my god, MUTED!
Oh my God!
Okay, English. English for you.
Orange estop bait
Orange!
Orange! 2
PlayStation 4 Call of Duty!
Problemos technicos
PURPLE!!
Puta madre!
PUTA!
Puto subnormal
Quien puta eres tu
Racistos in chat
Rage desk slam
Rage desk slam 2
RETARD!!
Russia
Screaming
See you in hell, motherfker.
Shot shot shot! He's shot!
SHUT UP!
Sorry, the Orange is noob!
Sorry?
Stay in fkn library, man!
Stop eh speak or ME TROLL!
Stop eh speak or ME TROLL! 2
Stop speaking Russian, or Ukrainian, or fkn Arab. Maybe? Eh, STOP!
STOP!
Suck my balls
Tense Can Can
Tense imitates a car
THANK YOU RETARD!!!
Thank you, Blue!
Thank you, retards! Thank you!
The bomb is out! Where the fk are you?!
There's only one inside!
This community, man!
TOMORROW!! (x3)
Tu puta madre la francesca
Tu puta madre la portuguesa
What are you doing? 2
What are you doing?!
What is the problem now?
What is the problem?
What is your problem?
What the fk? You no killed and died!
WHAT THE FK?!
What the fk... what are you doing??
What the fk... what are you doing?? 2
What you say?
WHAT YOU SAY? 2
What your fkn problem, BASTARD?
What?!
WHAT?! 2
What's your fkn PROBLEM, BASTARD?!
Where are you?! BLYES?!!
Where is my fkn team?
Where is my fkn team? 2
Why you control, ORANGE?!!
Why you control?
Why you not in the school? (sounds like "Wii U not in the school?")
Why you play, FaceIt on Conter eh Strike
WHY YOU SAY BANANA, MOTHERFKER?!
Win or loss. Not my problem.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yes.
YELLOW!
YELLOW! THE BOMB IS B!!
You are in your HOUSE playing with your MACHINE!
You FKN eh stupid BRAIN, man!
You fkn kid noob, man!
You fkn noobs! 1
You FKN noobs! 2
You FKN retard, maybe?
You have a problem!
You need my banana?
You need my banana? 2
You're a retard, maybe?
You're fkn pathetic!
You're not FKN imer, Bastard!
Your father and your father in the night! Fk (x3)! And you cry!
Your mother has called to you! Go to the house!
Your mother has called you, listen. "RETARD!"

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