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Ah, torture.
All I can think about is having a pizza maybe cake.
Big news and I'll tell you over dinner.
Hello. Who's that on the phone? Temptation.
I thought they'd help my depression.
I'm going upstairs.
I'm opening a museum and putting you in it. They're that fabulous.
Isn't that the American dream?
Oh, I'm terrible.
Ricardo and I were playing Clue and he got me in the bedroom with a lead pipe.
Total kitsch like an Andy Warhol wet dream.
Why? Just stop.