Miscellaneous - MediEvil - Voices (PlayStation) Edit

A most edifying spectacle, Sir. Man and vegetable in a magnificent duel to the death. Oh, I've come over all of it, dude, Our Here, have this lovely dragon gem as your reward. Oh lovely majestic cr...

All right. Yes, it was a clown. Very clever, I'm sure. Return in haste, Sir. Night for I wish to see the despair on your face when you hear my next cryptic puzzler.

At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen.

Bad luck, old man. Now look. Zahrok's army of shadow demons hide beneath us within this very mountain. They prepare as we speak to invade fair gala Mia. If we are to thwart his plans, we must bring...

Blast you. It took me ages to come up with that darkness one. Very well. Outrageous as it seems, my vast intellect has been matched by your badly decomposed brain. Return at once and I shall give y...

Bless me if it isn't Daniel, Lord of the ants, hold still and I'll remove the shrink spell.

But you know them fires. Master. The air's on my feet is starting to smolder.

Captain, I thought, you want to know we have a stairway on board. I've told the men to scour the decks for him.

Did you spot my bluff? I pretended that Riddle was hard, but in truth it was obviously an elephant. This time, however, I almost pity you. The answer to my next vexing enigma has eluded the finest ...

Enough. I yield really hard. What did I have to go and do that for? Yeah, take this dragon potion and leave me alone. Drink it when you need it. It gives you armour that is impervious to heat. Bles...

Face like a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast, IB yet vermin frighten me.

Fleet honours ghetto beer.

Forgive me, just an old lady's little joke. In truth, I am glad to see you, Suffolk. I need 7 pieces of amber that are hidden in the ant's nest. Bring them to me and I can grant you a special rewar...

Good. I want that scurvy dog dangling from yon yard arm by his bowels.

Greeting stranger, I am the boatman. It is I who very lost souls on their final journey to the land of the dead. Behold, have we not met before? Said Daniel Fortescue. Not you do. Thanks to Xerox m...

Greetings Sir Fortescue. My name is Jack of the Green. I am the master of Riddles and this maze is my domain. You are free to leave, but only once you've answered 4 riddles. Puzzles so fiendishly d...

Greetings, kind Sir. I am the pumpkin witch. I'm like a mother to those pumpkins. I give them all the love and care a young fruit could ever ask for from the moment they first push a chute above th...

Harry comrades, tear this place apart.

Heck, am I glad to see you. That's Eric tried to force me to hand over the Shadow Artifact. He means to release the demons from their tomb under the Enchanted Forest. But I said to him. I said yeah...

Here we are. I shall open the entrance for you. These fireflies are my friends. They will light your way through the darkness below.

How gracious of you makes a change to meet a polite young skeleton? After dealing with those filthy zombie types, pop aboard.

I live for laughter. I live for the crowd. Without it, I am nothing.

I tolerate the moon and stars. I can't abide the sun. Banish me with torchlight and you'll see me turn and run.

If we don't find the Shadow artifact, Lord Zarek will have us mocking out the demons for the next Millennium.

Is that really necessary? Couldn't we just give him a good tongue lashing and drop him off at the next port?

Look at you. It must be 500 years since you were last on my very. And you don't look a day over 400. Now here we are. Xerox magic has caused the lost mythical town of Melamine to rise from its wate...

Look, if you help me to gather up Boatload of Eight Lost souls and bring them here, I'll drop you off at the sunken town of Melamed. How's that sound?

Look, there's not a man Jack on this ship who wouldn't kill all his own grandmother for the silver in her hair. There'll be no tongue lashing. Bring the land liberty and I'll tear it and you are a ...

Of course, there's a highly dangerous mission, even for a dead man. I dare say that when that fiend sees what you've done, he'll make sure you spend eternity in the most unspeakable torment. But th...

Oh lovely, lovely Amber. Here you are tonight. A wart covered and cabbage smelling old clone. I may be, but I always keep my promises. I grant you my reward.

Right. Well, I'll see myself out, thanks. You have a good look around, lad. Xarex left some stuff lying about that I think you might find useful.

Sorry, didn't I mention I'd have to shrink you to the size of an insect? Now hurry back.

Splendid. Good luck, old friend.

Thank you for releasing me, Sir. My people wish only to live our lives in blissful harmony with nature. But alas, the Wicked Egg Queen, as many of us imprisoned. Rescue my people, Mr. Faulty Skew a...

Thank you for rescuing us, kind Sir. Forgive us, master. We have no pig to reward you. But we'd be honored if you'd accept these shiny, gold colored stones as a token of our thanks.

That big, bad old pumpkin is a bad influence on those young seedlings. Those naughty puddings need teaching her lesson in manners.

Therefore does he, noblest of my courtiers, bravest of my captains. Oh, that we should meet at such a dark hour with the fate of this realm lying once again in your hands. Good God, Fortescue, what...

This battle is as far as we are free from the title of Zara.

We have failed the master. We give our lives.

We must double our efforts to protect the master.

Well done, Sir Knight. But my star Riddle was but A trifle. I always like to begin with an easy one. Return. Hit her. You will not find my next conundrum. So simple.

What? How do you love Then? There must be loads more adventures you could be ducking out of.

What's this? I said. Seven pieces of amber, No reward for you, you useless squirt.

Who dares to enter my lad and wake me from my slumber? Aha. Prepare yourself, little man. I shall roast a flesh from your bones. Oh, I see. Well, in that case I will pluck out both your eyes. Oh, g...

Who has summoned the Witch of the forest? Oh, it is you, said Fortescue. Forgive me, my Lord, I have never met a real.

You have helped to free all the fairy people from the clutches of the Filthy and Scam. As a reward I can grant you passage to the all of Heroes. I've never been there myself, but I've only got a fr...

You have returned without all of the souls. I am too old for all this lurking around in ancient battlegrounds, not as young as I used to be.

You think you're so clever, don't you? Here you are, Sir. Clever clogs. I grant you free passage through my maze. Find your own way out.