Colonel Sanders KFC - Waze GPS Edit

And then?

At the roundabout.

Continue straight.

Exit left.

Exit right.

Follow me to freedom or to wherever else you're going today. Let's roll.

Have you seen a speed trap lately? Well, you're about to. It's up ahead.

Hazard reported ahead. Most likely not giant robot chickens.

I can't wait to get wherever we're going. Let's drive.

I've plotted a route to the nearest KFC. OK, fine, we'll go where you want to go.

In 0.1 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Let's go. I've been looking forward to this trip for a long time.

Let's hit the road. Not literally. That would hurt.

Oh, accident up ahead. Someone done got themselves in a pickle.

Police reported ahead. If they ask I was with you last night.

Remember safety 1st and 2nd and 3rd. Have yourself a pleasant Dr.

Smile. There's a red light camera coming up.

So where are we going today? Just kidding on the GPS. Let's get started. Drive safe.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 6th exit.

Take the 7th exit.

Take the first exit.

Take the second exit.

Take the third exit.

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Traffic coming up looks like you're going to have time to think about life and stuff.

Turn left.

Turn right.

You may start your engine. I've always wanted to say that. Let's go.

You've reached your destination, but I vote we keep going.

99 bottles are just kidding. Let's just go.