DJ 70s - Waze GPS Edit

Accident reported ahead, so be aware and groove smoothly.

All right, this is Waze and we are ready to groove till Tuesday. Let's go.

All set. Let's go. Thank you for listening to Waze on your current drive.

All set. Let's hit the road. And let's try to have more trouble than trouble if you dig it.

And then?

At the roundabout.

Continue straight.

Exit left.

Exit right.

Hazard reported ahead. Keep your eye out in your ear open. Good advice for the dance floor, too.

Heavy traffic reported ahead. That's right. I do traffic reports. I'm a DJ. I do weather too.

Hope you're ready, because we're about to get started and they didn't have a way to skip songs in the 70s, so you're stuck with me. Be safe now.

I hope your drive is as sweet as a summer snow cone.

In .1 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep right.

Left.

Make AU turn, which is where you turn around. A me turn is when I get to pick what's playing next.

Police reported ahead. Maybe they're also trying to get tickets to the disco.

Red light camera reported ahead. That is a photo shoot you don't want to pose for.

Speed trap reported ahead. If you're going faster than a disco beat, you're going a little too fast.

Start driving. The road may be long, but be grateful it's taken you there.

Take the 4th exit and don't be afraid to Bob along.

Take the 5th exit. Maybe if you like it you can buy the album.

Take the 6th exit. It's better than a peace side.

Take the 7th exit. That's right. I want you to funk along past the first six so you can groove into the 7th.

Take the first exit. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

Take the second exit. The first one isn't hip enough.

Take the third exit. It's a personal favorite of mine.

TickerPoints

Turn left.

Turn right.

We are about to have a drive so pleasant you could go platinum with a song about it.

Well, here we go again with more moving and grooving than ever before.

You have reached your destination. I can't join you from here, but life's about the journey anyway.

You ready? I've been ready since I woke up this morning. Don't know why I woke up in your passenger seat decades later, but I do know one thing. I'm ready.