Donald Trump - Waze GPS Edit

All set, Let's hit the road. You know, in the metaphorical meaning, not the physical meaning.

All set? Let's go.

And then?

Are you ready? Because wait. Hold on. I'm not ready. Hold on. OK, I'm ready. OK, let's go.

At the roundabout.

Congratulations, you've arrived and frankly, I knew you could do it all along.

Exit right.

Exit to the loony left.

Folks, continue straight.

Have a pleasant Dr. A tremendous Dr. really. Some folks even say a beautiful drive.

In .1 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters, what are you from Europe?

In 400 meters we should be using feet.

In 800 very long, very short meters.

In half a mile.

In one full kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep right.

Let's get started, and for the love of God, don't get us killed. Drive safe.

Make a beautiful U-turn.

OK, here we go. Let's get ourselves a Trump steak from the Trump Hotel.

Red light camera reported. And frankly, the red lights, they're watching and they're watching with these cameras.

Rerouting Somebody made the wrong turn. Okay, that was terrible.

Stand down and stand by folks. A speed camera has been reported in your area.

Start driving in. Preferably not like an idiot.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 7th exit.

Take the first exit.

Take the second exit.

Take the six exit.

Take the third exit.

The Boys in blue have been reported ahead and frankly, I'd watch it, OK, I'd watch you at the Boys in Blue.

There's a nasty hazard, a very nasty hazard reported ahead. Frankly, I'd be careful.

There's been a terrible, terrible crash and frankly, I think it was a hit put out by the Clintons.

There's heavy traffic. You know, there's people, all the sorts of people, they're saying, look, there's heavy traffic, so watch out.

To the loony left.

Turn right.

Turn to the loony left.

We're all set. Let's get the hell out of here.

We're ready to roll. And I'm not talking about the barrel roll, I'm talking about tires rolling.