Toiley T Paper - Waze GPS Edit

Accident reported ahead. Oh boy. Can't wait to see what kind of injuries there are.

All right, cock suckers, let's go.

All right, here we go. Could you put some Bruce Hornsby on the radio, please? You know he's an American treasure.

All right, here we go. Listen, you're going to have to avoid all the paparazzi, OK? I just. I can't have my picture taken.

All right, let's go. But listen, I don't want to stop at every Wawa on the way. I know you're addicted, but come on.

All right, looks like we're ready to roll. And no, that wasn't a toilet paper pun. Knock it off.

All right, you better drive safe because you know you got some precious cargo on board. Me toily T paper.

And then?

At the roundabout and don't forget to yell weed.

Continue straight if you can manage that.

God, boy, here we go. Make AU turn.

Hazard reported ahead. It's probably Kim Kardashian waddling across the road, huh?

Heavy traffic reported ahead. Geez, I'm glad you're driving and I'm not stuck in it. The.

Huh. Geez, you might as well exit left.

I don't know what you're doing. Just exit, right?

In .1 miles, we're almost there.

In 1.5 kilometers, however far that is.

In 1km kilometer use miles.

In 200 meters, Who uses meters?

In 400 meters, so don't fuck it up.

In 800 meters we.

In half a mile.

In one mile dum dum, pay attention.

Keep left dum dum.

Keep right Ding Ding.

Look, I don't care what you do with the other hand, as long as you keep one hand on the wheel. OK, let's go.

Oh my God, take the 7th exit.

Oh, police reported ahead hide the alcohol underneath the seat next to the gun.

Oh, wait a minute. You're driving. Oh, boy. All right, here we go.

Red light camera reported ahead. Got it. Now is the time to go. They can't see if you drive fast enough.

Rerouting because you really fucked it up this time.

Speed trap reported ahead. I just got it. I know a good lawyer.

Take the 4th exit. Count on your fingers if necessary.

Take the 5th exit. Take the 5th exit.

Take the first exit nim no.

Take the second exit, Jack off.

Take the six exit. I wonder how many times this is used.

Take the third exit if you can count that high.

Turn left and use your blinker.

Turn right and watch out for people in the crosswalk.

We've arrived. Great. Now give me the fuck out of this car.

What? You don't know how to get there on your own. You got to use an app. All right, let me tell you how to get there. Here we go.

Yeah, in 1/4 of a mile, OK.