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Classic characters from "Only Fools And Horses" with the iconic logo, showcasing their unforgettable charm and humor.

Only Fools And Horses Soundboard

"Time on Our Hands" holds the record for the highest UK audience for a sitcom episode, attracting 24.3 million viewers. A musical adaptation of the show, written by John Sullivan's son Jim Sullivan and Paul Whitehouse, was launched in February 2019.
See also: List of Only Fools and Horses episodes, Trigger (Only Fools and Horses), Grandad (Only Fools and Horses), Only Fools and Horses The Musical, Mike Fisher (Only Fools and Horses), and List of Only Fools and Horses characters.

And I don't need any help from no cockney villain.
Apparently died of food poisoning.
Because he looks like a horse.
Hugo. I'm Nosebleed. Come in, Rodney.
I mean, if you're great, Granddad had never been a bloody villain. You could have been one of us.
It's amazing what you can save if you shop around.
Johnny found a talking clock in America.
Me and the wife are off to Corfu next.
Old English vine.
Only Fools Andhorses
Says 23,000 on the clock. Is that genuine?
So you just keep your nose out of it, alright pal?
The police must probably looking for him right now.
We're never going to do these running 4 minus.
Well, I'll see you in the morning then, Rodgers.
What bloody break?
What do you expect for £25?
What do you mean untied down anyway?
Why don't you go away and leave me alone?
Why don't you mind your own bloody business, huh?