Only Fools And Horses Soundboard Edit

And I don't need any help from no cockney villain.

Apparently died of food poisoning.

Because he looks like a horse.

Hugo. I'm Nosebleed. Come in, Rodney.

I mean, if you're great, Granddad had never been a bloody villain. You could have been one of us.

It's amazing what you can save if you shop around.

Johnny found a talking clock in America.

Me and the wife are off to Corfu next.

Old English vine.

Only Fools Andhorses

Says 23,000 on the clock. Is that genuine?

So you just keep your nose out of it, alright pal?

The police must probably looking for him right now.

We're never going to do these running 4 minus.

Well, I'll see you in the morning then, Rodgers.

What bloody break?

What do you expect for £25?

What do you mean untied down anyway?

Why don't you go away and leave me alone?

Why don't you mind your own bloody business, huh?