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Elsa Majimbo Soundboard

Elsa Majimbo Soundboard

Majimbo gained recognition in early 2020 during the COVID-19 quarantine period. Her satirical monologues usually feature her eating potato crisps, leaning back to a pillow and using a pair of tiny 1990's sunglasses as a prop.
See also: Elsa (given name), 10th Streamy Awards, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (season 7), Nadia Nadim, Snatch Game, and A Little Late with Lilly Singh.

Actually, someone has to get there fast. I just decide it wouldn't be me.
An iPhone? It's not a phone, it's a lifestyle.
Another iPhone has been released.
Are you mocking us?
Don't save, spend.
I don't control traffic. I don't control time.
I don't teach responsibility, I teach joy.
I know I'm poor, So what exactly are you trying to prove?
If you trust me to be there on time, then you don't know me.
Listen to my advice on money and you'll end up broke.
Not mad because I'm late. You're mad because you expected me to come on time. So whose fault is it?
The clock is against me.
Versace, Louis Vuitton, Gucci. Buy them all because you don't discriminate.
What if the money ends? It's not brokenness, it's motivation to work.
Why are you always late?
Why are you always on time? You want me to do your thing, but you don't wanna do my thing?
Why Cook when you can order?
You'll be happy.
You're investing in happiness.