Simplified Putz12 Soundboard II (SOUNDBOARD HAS MOVED) Edit

A Hole!

Ah, who the fk's pinging my ass

All that work for nothing!

Allergic to the fkn zone

Am I in a fkn nightmare

Am I in fkn clown world

And I promise, I will NOT be streaming Splatoon again!

And I'm blocking this motherfker

And they still said Fk no!

And you squidbag me! (Losing it)

Angry Rambling 1

Angry Rambling 2

Anti clutch motherfker!

Anybody who says to reset Rainmaker

Are you absolutely fkn kidding me

Are you actually fkn kidding me? (Choking on rage)

Are you fkn happy, you lobby sniping btches?!

Are you fkn kidding me 1

Are you fkn kidding me 2

Are you fkn kidding me 3

Are you fkn kidding me 4

Are you fkn kidding me 5

Are you fkn stupid

Are you guys mentally fkn retarded

Are you retarded (x2)

Are you stupid in the fkn head

Asserting dominance 1

Asserting dominance 2

ASSHOLE!!!

Associate that name with a dumpster fire

Attention, passengers

Babies

Back out! I don't want to play this fker either!

Back, back, back! (Chickenz12)

Backing up! (x5) No support!

Ban everybody that says Pride Month shit

Ban Nagito!

Ban that motherfker for telling me to calm down!

Banned for bringing a pencil (Rambling)

Be near me!

Beacon beacon, never fkn help!

Block!!

Bonkers

Bro, are you serious

Broken glass bang

Burn their Switches

Burn your fkn whole house down

Burn your Switch!

Butt fkn each other!

Can I get a (Bang) fkn teammate today

Can I get rid of this Choose Fun motherfker?

Can we call this a game throwing asshole yet

Can you get any fkn dumber?!

Can you run back further

Can you stop being fkn morons?!

Cancer cluster

Cap the zone!

Carry your ass the entire fkn game!

Ccksucker!!! Stop throwing!!!!!!

Charge shot, holding it, shoot! (X2)

Close the fkn game out!

Cnt, stop!!!

Cnt! Play the game!

Come on, dammit!

Come on, disconnect!

Come on, fkn go! I'm blocking him

Come on, help me!

Come on, stop it!

Come on, you fkn piece of shit!

Come on! (Banging)

Come on! Do something!

Come the fk on!

Communication Error!

Constant banging and meltdown

Costing us more fkn lives

Covering your ass because of your stupid flanks!

Cry of agony, then bang

DAAAAAAMN!!!

Dammit, come on! Why are you game throwing

Dammit! Come (Banging) the fk on!!!

Dammit! Fkn shoot something, anything!

DAMMIT! Help me! (Throws a tantrum)

Damn it!

Damn you fkn game!

Damn! Do not de rank me, or I'm gonna snap!

DAMN! One job!

Decent to trash in a heart fkn beat

Defend me!

Defense till we lose!

Defensive fkn prcks!

Derpity derp derp

Diapers

Did he throw the football at me

Did I clarify it's fkn overtime

Disconnect if you're going to be that shit!

Disconnect, you motherfker! DISCONNECT!!

Dish bang

Do not buy Splatoon 3!

Do something! (Meltdown)

Do you refuse to win

Don't be stupid!

Don't even mock me, motherfker!

Don't fkn come back!

Don't give a shit song

Don't tell me to fkn calm down!

Don't you dare GG me, motherfker!

Don't you understand

Double fkn digits again!!

Double fkn whammy!

Dude costs us everything!

Dude, will you paint instead of lighting my ass up!

Dude, you fkn SAW how fkn SHIT that entire team was!

Dude! (Banging) Fkn play!

Dude! Paint one motherfkn thing!

Earrpe Rambling 1

Earrpe Rambling 2

End the game and punish players

Enough with the spam shit, too!

Entire team blocked!

Error 404

Every fkn day!

Every fkn game, STOP!!

Every fkn sniper in that match is gone

Every goddamn fkn thing to hold me back!

Every one of you need to be banned off the Switch!

Every... (bang) Fkn game!

Everything fkn wrong you are doing, Dra!

Everything's gotta be a flank with you assholes!

Fabulous work, you fkn jackasses! (Clapping)

Feral Putz

Fight, fight, fight!

Fix these fkn online settings, you fk heads!

Fix your game, Nintendo! (x3)

Fk off, cnts! Get the fk out of S

Fk off, Nintendo!

Fk off, you little fkn fggot! (Racial slur warning)

Fk off! 1

Fk off! 2

Fk that fkn ccksucker! FK HIM!

Fk the hell off!!! 1

Fk the hell off!!! 2

FK THIS SHIT!! 1 (banging)

FK THIS SHIT!! 2

Fk this team! Jesus fkn Christ!

Fk this! I am done for the fkn day!

Fk you all!

Fk you all! You're all gonna DIE!! Come here!!!

Fk you assholes!

Fk you cnts! Give me a break!

Fk you, game!

Fk you, Nintendo!!!

Fk you, team! (Rambling)

Fk you, Troll! I should report you straight the fk up!

Fk you, you ccksucker!

Fk you, you stupid retarded motherfker!

Fk you! 1

Fk you! 2

Fk you! 3

Fk you! 4

Fk you! 5

Fk your GG, motherfker!

Fk, man!

Fk!! (High pitched scream)

Fker! You're on the other side of the fkn world again!

FKKK! Shoot your weapon!!!

FKKKKK!!!!

Fkn amazing, you jackass!

Fkn asshole! Help me!

Fkn bubbles

Fkn Christ, I hate these motherfkers!

Fkn corner! (x3)

Fkn DC, motherfker!

Fkn donkey bullshit!

Fkn help!

Fkn help! Get your cnt back!

Fkn jackass!

Fkn move up!

Fkn paint! (Rage)

Fkn paint! Oh my God!

Fkn pussy, STOP!!

Fkn sandwiched!

Fkn shoot!

Fkn team! Buries the fkn team! (Rambling)

Fkn why won't you go FORWARD

For that I fkn end stream!

Free checkpoint! (Turns into a rabid animal)

Game sucks donkey fkn dck!

Gave you the world on a silver platter! (Rambling)

Get his ass IP banned or some shit

Get me out of this fkn lobby! 1

Get me out of this lobby! 2

Get off my fkn cck!

Get off the fkn sponge!

Get off your fkn ass!

Get on! (crying)

Get rid of that fkn glitch!

Get the fk away from me... NOW!!!

Get the fk behind the wall out of there!

Get the fk out of here with this shit!

Get the fk out of my chat!

Get the fk out of my game, you sack of shit!

Get the fk out of my lobby!

Get the fk out of our fkn game!

Get the fk out of Splatoon! 1

Get the fk out of Splatoon! 2

Get the fk out of the corner! You stupid fker!

Get the fk out, disconnect!

Get the fk out!!!

Get the fk over here!

Get the fk over!! (x3)

Get the fk up there! (x8)

Get the fk up there! I killed 3 people!

Get the fk up!!!

Get the fk up!!! 2

Get the zone!!!

Get these assholes out of my game, Nintendo!

Get these fkers away! This is insane!

Get these fkn ccksuckers off my fkn team now!

Get this asshole away from my fkn games!!

Get this cnt off my team!

Get to the left!

Get up and help!!!

Get up and play defense!

Get up there, you fkn ASS!

Get your ass in fkn mid!

Get your ass over!!!

Get your ccksucking ass by the Rainmaker!

Get your fkn ass up here!

Get your head out of there!

Gimme a break! 1

Gimme a break! 2

Gimme my fkn money! (Putz's donation sound)

Gimme my fkn points!

Give me my fkn Rainmaker, you sack of shit!!

Go back to sucking on

Go fkn be a slayer

Go forward, dck!

Go get a fkn haircut

Go, you horse's ass!

GO!! You piece of shit! MOOOVE!!!

God damn it, fk head!

God damn it, fkn shoot!

God damn it, Nintendo! Why are you eating my inputs again

God damn it!

God damn it! (Bleep)

God damn it! (Stressful scream)

God damn it! I hate these assholes!

God damn you duck piece of shit!

God, I hate these no talent fkers!

God, I wanna kill somebody right now!

God, why does he do this to me

God, will you play one fkn time

God, you fkn suck!

God, you guys are fkn idiots!

God, you pissed me off!!

Gone, gone, gone!!!

Goodbye!

GOOOO!!!

GOOOO!!! 2

Goose egg!

Grab a backbone

Great, that really fked up the desk

Hacker!

He didn't go! (crying)

He fked us 4 fkn times!

He fkn jerked me, man!

He fkn never left the corner!

He got me again!

He had a power clam the entire time!

He just fkn sat there the entire time!

He missed! Are you kidding You jackass!

He put it in the worst fkn position to get a fkn lead!

He reset it with 5 seconds to go!

He sat in the middle of the map!

He won't move UP, you fkn ccksucker!!

He's dancing! (Rambling)

He's got to jump the fk off! (Losing it)

He's hiding and running away!

He's jumping back again!

He's reported. Fkn goodbye... GOODBYE!

He's sitting in the fkn corner again!

Headache from how retarded you are!

Help me out!!!

Help me, you fkn piece of shit!

Help the fk out!

Help, help! FKN HELP!!!

Help! (Tantrum)

Help! (x8)

Hey fkn loser!

Hey, ccksucker!

Hey, monkey! Get off your fkn ass!

Hi! (x3) You wanna fkn shoot

Hilarious laughter

Hit 'em! (x8)

Hold your dck in your ass!

Hold your Z Trigger!

Holy fk balls!

Holy shit! Can you be anymore fkn irrelevant

Holy shit! Piss the fk off!

Holy shit! You stared at him for 3 shots!

How do people win this shit?!

How do you do this every fkn time

How do you have no RNG, motherfker

How don't you register

How is it that I had no fkn teammate, at all

How long is he sitting here for

How stupid are you

How the fk am I ever gonna win

How the fk are you this stupid

How the fk do you not kill anything

How the fk does he (Loud banging) God damn it!

How the fk is this shit possible (Banging)

How useless!

How?! Help! Shoot!! Stop backing the fk up!!!

I am blocking this entire fkn team! (x2)

I am done, you fkn troll!

I am dumb founded!

I am God! Hear me roar!

I am not watching Lightyear

I am now ending stream (Rambling)

I am so fkn pissed!!

I can't believe how fkn retarded every fkn team is!

I can't fkn move! Will you take a fkn shot

I can't win! I just won't do it!

I cannot hit fkn anything!

I cannot kill this because! (Banging)

I cannot stand

I did not click Yes!

I don't care what sniper you have!

I don't want another comment in chat!

I fkn cracked my TV now!

I fkn dragged his ass around the fkn world!

I fkn quit!

I forced him!!

I forgot how to even play this game

I get buried... again!

I get no fkn breaks from this shit!

I got a fkn quad!! Help!!!

I gotta scream so fkn bad! (x2)

I had them all! Just play!

I hate teammates!

I hate this game!

I hate this game! COME ON!! (Raging hard)

I hate this map!

I hate this team!

I hate this! Give me one fkn teammate that could get their head out of their ass for 5 seconds!

I hate you! (Rambling)

I hate you! I (bang) fkn hate you, you motherfker!

I hit the fkn button!

I hope they come and cram it down your fkn ass!

I hope you fkers lost!

I just want to get my X Rank!

I just wanted to end this all

I lost everything

I need a block system in this fkn game!

I need help! Get the fk up!

I need SOMETHING!!!

I need your fkn assistance! MOVE UP!!

I played almost a fkn hour

I quit, man! This isn't even fun!

I quit! I fkn quit!!

I should not be riding fkn tower!

I should not have to deal with this on a daily goddamn basis.

I swear to fkn God! (x2)

I tried everything to get rid of that motherfker

I waited 2 hours for that!

I wanna ban every fkn one of them!

I want this guy BANNED!!!

I want this guy blocked so fkn bad!

I wanted the Rainmaker, you dck!

I would rather die, thank you.

I'll be back in a fkn minute, good God!

I'll shit my pants if I get a fkn teammate!

I'm (bang) so sick of this!!

I'm blocking every fkn one of you!

I'm fkn tilted! I'm fkn pissed!

I'm getting pissed!

I'm gonna, Oh God damn it!

I'm losing my shit here! (Rambling)

I'm not sitting here for my fkn health, you dck!

I'm pissed off now, are you happy

I'm seriously about to de mod you

I'm so glad that game disconnected

I'm sorry!

I'm swearing in this report too.

I'm too pissed off right now to fkn quit!

I've reported you at least 20 times!

Idiots!

If I get shot in the ass ONE MORE FKN TIME!

If I hear a GG, you are so banned!

If I lose this series

If we lose this because they're dumbasses

If we lose, I'm gonna rage my fkn ass off!

Ink, you piece of shit!

INK!!!

Irrelevant for 90 seconds

Irrelevant! (x3)

Jagoff motherfker

Jailed!

Jesus Christ! Fkn ink! Fkn kill! Do something, you asshole!

Jesus Christ... (Bang) Goddamn you fkers!

Jesus fkn Christ! Get me the fk out!

JESUS FKN CHRIST!!

Jiggle your fkn Jimmy!

Jump back in, fkn Pika Pika!

Just fk off!

Just shoot!!

Just sit there, you fkn piece of shit!

Just the fkn basics! (Rambling)

Keep that fker banned!

Kick your ass myself

Kill one!

Kill these assholes!

Kirby, stop being an asshole!

Kiss my motherfkn ass!

Lazy fkn shits!

Learn the fkn game!

Learn your fkn job!

Leave me the fk alone!

Legendary fkn suck!

Let me fkn finish!

Let me flank, you jackass!

Let me go!!

Let's go, Nintendo!

Like a special fkn retard

Like I give a shit

Little btch that lobby sniped me lost!

Little Timmy there!

Lobby sniper to boot

Look at this shit!

Look at this teleporting shit!

Look where the fk he's spraying!

Loud Putz Rambling

Mac, you gotta push! (x3)

Magic!

Making a path

Man Milk!

Map control (Rambling)

McDonald's

McJackass

Mental Breakdown 1

Mental Breakdown 2

Mental fkn reject from hell

Mic is muted

Minecraft

Miracle shot

Momz12 enters the room

Most paint on the fkn ground!

Motherfker!!!

Move (Screaming)

Move in!!! (Massive meltdown)

Move the fk up, you fkn btch! (Foot stomping)

Move the fk up, you lazy sack of shit! (X3)

Move the fk up! 1

Move the fk up! 2

Move the fk up! 3

Move the goddamn fk up! UP!!!

Move up!!!

Move your fkn ass up and help the Rainmaker!

Move your fkn ass, you fkn prck!

Move your fkn asses!

Move! (x3)

Muffled screaming

My god, fk off!

My team is shit anyways.

Never touch another video game

Nintendo, you can kiss my fkn ass!

Nintendo's about to get one of those fkn calls again!

No fkn game awareness!

No fkn ink! (x3)

No more Splatoon!

No no no!

No signal!

No, I am not good!

No, I just want to get the fkn thing done!

No, I'm not OK! Fk off!!!

No! (Foot stomp) Damn it!

No! (x4) I hit you 4 fkn times!

Nobody moved up an inch! (Meltdown)

Nooo!! (Bang) Come on!

NOOO!! (x2) Fkn shoot, you motherfker!

NOOO!! (x3) WHYYYY

NOOO!!! FKKKK!!!

NOOOOO!!! 1

NOOOOO!!! 2

NOOOOO!!! 3

NOOOOO!!! 4

NOOOOO!!! 5

NOOOOO!!! 6

Not a fkn soul will help!

Not even attempting it!

Not from behind!

Now I got fkers resetting it!

Now I'm throwing every game you're in, you bastard!

Now my fkn soda spilled!

Now my hand's bleeding!

Now we did lose!

Now you're a blocked asshole!

Nuke the chat!!!

Of course you're fkn getting lit up!

Oh my (Banging) God damn it!

Oh my god, are you fkn kidding me

Oh my God, they're so fkn retarded!

Oh my God, you dumb fkn asshole!

Oh my God! You are so fkn blocked!

Oh my God! You fkn idiots!

Oh this fkn game!

Oh well you won, why are you btching

Oh, you lazy btches!

Okay, you can stop fkn around now!

OMG, are you fkn for real

OMG, Damn! (girly scream)

OMG! Fkn play!

One fkn second! Give me one second of your precious fkn time!

One shot, we win!

One teammate please!!

One time I beg you not to kill a player

One time!!

Out of control Putz

Paint him a fkn picture!

Paint my fkn feet!

Paint the fk up!

Paint the fkn zone! (x3)

Paint! You fkn jackass! (Paint meltdown)

Pencil neck fkn jackass!

Perfect!

PF!

Pincered me for no reason!

Piss the fk off, you ccksuckers!

Pissing this game away too!

PLAAAAAAY!!!

Play defense as the longest (Unintelligible ranting)

Play the fkn game, asshole!

Please back out of the lobby

Please don't allow them to turn and fight me

Please follow up! (x3)

Please! Fkn shoot!

Please! Turn your head!

Position! I gave you position!

Pow!

Prime fkn shots! (Rambling)

Pronouns

Protect me!

PUSH!!! (x4)

Pussy!

Put it in!

Put the kiddies to bed!

Putz almost faints

Putz coughs and cries

Putz Crying 1

Putz Crying 2

Putz Crying 3

Putz Crying 4

Putz Crying 5

Putz fails an Inkjet

Putz goes insane

Putz having a stroke

Putz losing his shit 1

Putz losing his shit 2

Putz makes a bad joke

Putz rages out of his room

Putz smashes a bell

Putz's Coward Song

Putz12 Commits the Great Chat Purge

PX, No! (Triggered Rage)

Quit throwing!

Quit watching your penis and I don't know what Ferb is.

Rabid Animal Putz

Racecar

Raising Hell

Ram it up our ass!

Ran shoreline right off the start

Refuse to fkn help!

Releasing Anger

Reported him at least 30 times (rambling)

Reporting that motherfker, I don't give a flying fk!

Reporting the motherfker I am done with these assholes!

Retard! In overtime! Fk you! (Complaining)

Right off the fkn start!

Rub a brain cell and create a thought!

Sack of shits!!

Scary Laughter

School

Scream 1

Scream 2

Scream 3

Scream 4

Scream 5

Scream 6

Scream 7

Seriously, fk off! Get out of my lobby! (Rambling)

Seriously, fk you!

Seriously, it's starting to really fkn annoy me!

Shoot at him! You dumb pencil fker!

Shoot him, sniper!

Shoot him!

Shoot me in the head

Shoot something, asshole!

Shoot the fkn asshole!

Shoot the fkn ball!

Shoot the goddamn torpedo!

Shoot, you fkn prck!

Shoot!! (Mental breakdown)

Shoot!! Stop sharking!!

Shove that E Liter up your ass!

Shut the fk up about Overwatch!

Shut the fk up!

Shut the fkn door! You come shut it! (Momz12)

Shut up, btch!

Shut up, Poke!

Since Splatoon fkn One!

Sitting in the center of the fkn map

Sitting on your fkn ass! (x3)

Skill issue

Snooze is up there again!

So tired of this trolling shit

SOB, guys!

SOB! Come on! SOB!

SOB! Get the fk out of my lobby!

Software closed because of an error

Somebody ban the 7 year old please

Somebody ban the motherfker!

Somebody better find some lawsuit

Sorry babies, I just kicked your ass!

Sour Patch btch

Spread out again

Statues move faster than my fkn team!

Stay the fk irrelevant completely for the rest of the fkn game

Still didn't go after him!

Still fkn jerking off!

Still no

Stood there with the thumb up your ass!

Stop backing up, asshole!

Stop backing up! (X3)

Stop being an asshole!

Stop being trash!

Stop burying your teammates!

Stop cck blocking me and fkn shoot!

Stop charging your fkn weapon!

Stop cracking my ass!

Stop fkn the dog and fkn play!

Stop giving them game, asshole!

Stop killing me, you fkn cnt!

Stop killing me!

Stop making me bull rush this shit!

Stop playing backwards, you fkn ccksucker!

Stop playing defensive!

Stop running the fk away!

Stop sharking, paint a little!

Stop sharking!!!

Stop sitting! Start playing!!

Stop stealing my Rainmaker!

Stop stealing my thunder!

Stop taking your fkn time!

Stop targeting me!

STOP THE SHARKING!!! (Massive blood rage)

Stop these shitty fkn plays!

Stop this shit!

Stop throwing fkn games!!!

Stop throwing, you motherfker!

Stop trolling, asshole!

Stop with your asinine bullshit!

Stop, you stupid son of a btches!

STOP!! 1

STOP!! 2

Strangle

Strangle 2

Stupid fkn retards!

Suck my nuts, btch!

Suffer

Swing low, sweet chariots!

Taunting me the entire fkn game

Team! What the fk did you do

Teammates fked it up again!

Temper Tantrum

Thank you for shooting nothing!

Thank you, ccksucker!!

Thanks for ruining my last game, MOVE TF UP!

That is a fkn kill! (Rambling)

That's what I did to your mom last night! LLLLLL!

That's what your CNT stands for!

The game ain't over, dcks!

There goes the Switch!

There's nobody here!

They are not faster than me!

They gave up!

They just will not help!

They refuse to fkn shoot!

They shark! They don't shoot! (Rambling)

They will not let me grab it!

They're not even trying

They're playing like N A!

This asshole! Are you fkn kidding me

This btch is gone!

This cnt is an actual fkn cnt

This entire fkn team can kiss my ass!

This fker is still irreleva HANT!!!

This fker's blocked! I'm so sick of him!

This game is shit!

This guy should already be fkn dead

This guy's a fkn shitter!

This is a fkn dream

This is all your fkn fault!

This is fkn retarded!

This is fkn trash! Are you fkn kidding me right now

This is severely pissing me off!

This is stupid!

This isn't even fkn fair!

This way!

Threw that game so goddamn fkn hard!

Throw some more (bleep)!

Throw your fkn ass out of my fkn face!

Tick tick tick

Timmy!

Tiny fraction of your fkn attention!

Today to fkn lose! You fkn jagoff motherfker! (Rambling)

Today! Get the fk up TODAY!

Tornado siren Putz

Trailer park fkn trash!

Triple fkn whammy!

Trolled all day long!

Trolled and trolled for months now!

Trolled to C Ranks to B Ranks just non fkn stop!

Trolled to no goddamn motherfkn end!

Turn friendly fire on!

Twilight Zone

Uncanny Putz

Uninstall this fkn game!

Upsie daisy!

Use your fkn brain!

Vietnam

Wait for your teammates, Putz!

Waiting! (X13)

Walking back!

Wasted! (x3)

Watafa

Watch me fkn die! (x3)

We are gonna lose! (Rambling)

We need an option not to fkn play Splatfest!

We wiped them twice, and you couldn't move 5 fkn feet!

We're in control, dammit!

What (losing it)

What a bunch of fkn ccksuckers

What a fkn bunch of jagoffs!

What a useless fkn team!

What are with these motherfkers

What else could fkn go wrong

What happened to my last fkn team

What the fk (voice crack)

What the fk are you doing with missiles, btch