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A-Donkey

A-Elephant

AJ-And theyre going to watch babies die and love it cause there are good guys the government s good

AJ-Death by a billion cuts so start shoving the knife in ladies and gentlemen

AJ-Do you understand sir that thats like north korea

AJ-I gotta do what you say

AJ-I will ill do it right now ill get in the ring with you and i will break your jaw i will knock your teeth out i will break your nose and i will break your neck

AJ-Ill give you a raise if you come over here and have sex with me

AJ-Month after month year after year the jokes on you

AJ-What a liar you are

AJ-What is that joke

AJ-Youre delusional

M1-20th century fox

M1-Borat theme loop

M1-Godfather♞

M1-Home Alone

M1-Jeopardy think

M1-Joe Rogan intro

M1-Looney tunes closing theme

M1-Tik tok india

M1-Universal studios

M2-How could this happen to me?

M2-Lose yourself

M2-Mad world

M2-Rock Lobster

M2-Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies little lies tell me lies deceit liar fleetwood mac stevie nicks deceive me

M2-Terryfold

M2-Titanic flute -Messed up

M3-Vs victory (Mario) upbeat

M3-Welcome back kotter

M4-👨‍🔬Bill Nye -Science guy

M5📺Giligans island

M5📺Good times

M5📺Laverne and Shirley

M5📺Mash

M5📺Never gonna give you up

M5📺Sanford and son

M5📺The adams family

M5📺The jeffersons

M5📺Threes company

M5📺🤡Family feud theme

M7✌Bright side of life

M7🍭Baby I got your money

M7🧛Dracula🧛

M7😈Evil morty

M7🎵Im all out of love

M7🐸Mexican song

M7👺Rehab amy winehouse👺

M7🎵Russia theme song

M7🎵Scatman 🎵

M7🐈The jade pussycat 🐈

M7🐈The stripper ringtone🐈

M7👼🏼 In the arms of an angel 👼🏼

M7👼🏼My heart will go on 👼🏼

M7👼🏼Sad Violin

M7🎵🤡Seinfeld 🎵

M7🎵🤡Star wars cantina 🎵

M8🥛Elevator music

M8🥛Fridge/Waiting

M8🥛🤡-Curb

M9👓Bee boo boop bop 👓

M9🤡Benny hill chase

M9🤡Silly Baby Elephant Walk🤡

M9🤡Silly Spanish Flea🤡

M9👽x files 👽

1-Bank notes for millionaires thank you hove

1-Hello future millionaires -Tate

1-I am a millionaire -Trump

1-I wanna be a billionaire so bad

1-Lets play millionaire -Serious

1-Lose millionaire -Loser

1-She shall lure some millionaire into a kidnap trap

1-We were sitting next to millionaire

1-You are a millionaire -Regis

1-You are the weakest link

1🤑11111111Millionaire 1 -Intro

1🤑22222222Millionaire 2 -Long

2-Air Horn -Crazy Fast Build Up

2-Air Horn -Fast

2-Air Horn -Sad

2-Dun dun omg!!!

2-Scary (Harp)

2-Suspense -Mystery -Long

2-Suspense -Short Tuba

2-Suspense -Super Short

2📣Air Horn!! -Classic

3-And all you can talk about is money

3-Credits received

3-Everybody has to pay taxes

3-Im making a donation

3-Money Money I want more money -Trump

3-Show me the Money!!

3-Thank you for the donation lady

3-Tip in pocket

3-🎵Did somebody say make money money make money money money

3-🎵Spend your money like money aint shit whoop whoop

3🥁BADUMTSST!! -RIM SHOT

3🥁Drum roll -Bongo

3🥁Drum roll -Ting

3🥁Drum roll 1-Normal

3🥁Drum roll 1-SUPER LONG

3💰Kaching

3💰Money🎵

3💰Thank You - Nice

3💰Thank you -Rick

3💰Thank you -South Park

3💰Thank you so much -Mario

3💰Theeenks -South Park

4- Come on man

4- Do not come

4-Deliverance Banjo -Gay Redneck

4-Gayyyyy

4-Home alone and interested in sex

4-I got hairy legs 🦵

4-In san Francisco is all about well

4-In the navy

4-It's Rainin' Men

4-Pornhub intro** 🍆

4-Sexy gf

4-That means you're gay

4-Thats a lot of nuts

4-You sound like a gay

5- Law and Order ⚖️

5-Boing (weird or out there)

5-BRB

5-Chinese tune intro

5-Clapping short 2👏

5-Clapping short👏

5-Cricket

5-Gong sound

5-Mario game over

5-Mario lost life

5-Pac man death

5-Price is right -Lose

5-The more you know 🌈

5-Trombone loser

5-Wacky Game show ending

5-Who's that Pokémon?

5-Yahoo

5.5🌴On weed "Especially on weed man" 🌴

5.5🌴Smoke weed everyday 🌴🎵

5.5🌴Wanna get high? -Towelie 🌴

6- 🧊Wheres the rest of my meth

6-How bout no -Dr. Evil

6-How dare you!!** -🖕

6-I thought this was america -SP

6-I thought we had a deal

6-Interested in a felony quantity of methamphetamine?

6-OMG, Who the hell cares?

6-Wait a minute thats the smartest thing ive ever heard anyone say about anything

6-What do you mean funny how my funny

6-Why in the fuck would i ever do that ever

7-Bomb tha shit out of em -Trump

7-Boring

7-Can you dig it!? x3

7-Eat shit derek 💩

7-Fuuuck long

7-Ha ha -Nelson

7-He was a retard (Low Sound)

7-I dont give a fuck!

7-I'm a Secret agent

7-I'm kinda Retarded

7-Im sorry -cry

7-JustDoit

7-Legalize Ranch

7-My name Jeff!

7-No god please no

7-Noooo -Vader

7-Retard alert -SP

7-Thats what she said

7-We did it we did it joe you're going to be the next president of the united states

7-Wooo -Ric Flair

7-Wow dude 😵

7-Yes science

7-You can do it

8-2000 years later

8-America, Fuck ya!!

8-Another one

8-Bane good of you to join us

8-lil john -Ok

8-lil john -What?

8-lil john -Yeah

8-Never be free -Matrix

8-White power

8-Wow -Owen

8-You can't do this you work for me

8-You suck jackass

9-"He had sex with my momma"

9-All star but only they dont stop coming

9-Beach "Right near the beach boy!"

9-Git er done

9-I've Fallen and I can't get up

9-In a few minutes bitch

9-Ohhh la la -Borat

9-Your the fuking reason this country's down drain

9-👁️‍🗨️Anal sex

9-👁️‍🗨️And he wasn't the only one not by a long shot

9-👁️‍🗨️I guess youre going to tell me next this is the very first time youve done something like this

9-👁️‍🗨️Im Chris Hansen with dateline nbc

9-👁️‍🗨️Lot of perverts in here

9-👁️‍🗨️Oral sex

[Aladdin] A whole new world a dazzling place i never knew

[Aladdin] Arabian nights like arabian days more often than not are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways

[Arnold] "We don't have much time"

[Arnold] 10hr

[Arnold] 12278

[Arnold] absolutely

[Arnold] Aliens?

[Arnold] Ask questions and answer immediately

[Arnold] Because you Told me to

[Arnold] Break your goddamn spin

[Arnold] Cold blooded bastard

[Arnold] Come with me if you want to live

[Arnold] Don't Bullshit me

[Arnold] Fuck you

[Arnold] Hasta la vista baby

[Arnold] Hello qtpie

[Arnold] Hey I'm a Police officer

[Arnold] Hired to work

[Arnold] I do not have any money

[Arnold] I don't care

[Arnold] I swear I will Not kill anyone

[Arnold] I'm a Cybernetic Organisim

[Arnold] Its just a scratch

[Arnold] No problemo

[Arnold] one of us is in Deep trouble

[Arnold] Pain causes it

[Arnold] Stop laughing

[Arnold] The most important thing is money

[Arnold] Too late for that

[Arnold] Trust me

[Arnold] We got to find her

[Arnold] We have a few more questions if you dont mind

[Arnold] What the fuck?

[Arnold] what your saying is I'm fired

[Arnold] Who is your daddy and what does he do

[Arnold] Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?

[Arnold] Wont laugh "promise you wont laugh

[Arnold] Yeah so what

[Arnold] You know your Lying

[Arnold] Your mother

[Arnold] Youre a fucking choir boy compared to me a choir boy

[Arnold] Youre the missing part of my life and and I'm in the missing part of your life and when we find mama we can feel the missing part of hers

[Arnold]Put that Cookie down now!!

[Bender] "Have you ever been beaten up by a guy dressed like a chick?"

[Bender] I cant hear anything

[Bender] Im gonna go kill myself

[Bender] Nothing a lawsuit cant handle

[Bender] Oh you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass

[CAGE] Im sorry i was such a saint before and such a pric

[Crowd] Ahh

[Crowd] Applause studio audience medium applause

[Crowd] Audience laughter 200 people komedia comedy club comic boom uk 5

[Crowd] Aww

[Crowd] Aww long

[Crowd] Booing 3

[Crowd] Booooo

[Crowd] Crickets

[Crowd] Crowd booing

[Crowd] Crowd cheering and clapping

[Crowd] Heavy applause

[Crowd] Large audience cheer and clap 3

[Crowd] Laugh track ii

[Crowd] Laughing

[Crowd] Laughing 2

[Crowd] Laughing 3

[Crowd] Laughing 4

[Crowd] Laughing ha ha ha ha SCARY

[Crowd] Light applause

[Crowd] Lord zedd laugh -EVIL

[Crowd] Oohh

[Crowd] Sitcom laughing

[Homer] All this computer hacking is making me thirsty

[Homer] Wo hoo

[Homer] Yeah probably

[Homer} A robot with a catch phrase

[Joe Rogan] Everyone encounters difficulties

[Joe Rogan] gotta understand how to talk to people better

[Joe Rogan] Ive been doing martial arts my whole life I don't wanna fight anybody

[Joe Rogan] Your life would feel better and richer if you had a goal

[Jordan Peterson] And thats a very bad idea

[Jordan Peterson] I mean just the fact that men take the more dangerous jobs is a is a huge contributor to that and its not trivial you should get paid more if youre putting your limbs on the line

[Jordan Peterson] Thats a good question

[Jordan Peterson] What the hells going on here exactly

[Jordan Peterson] What the hells wrong with you guys

[Jordan Peterson] Your rights are my responsibility

[Judge Judy] Add up those figures sir

[Judge Judy] And how much do you earn a year

[Judge Judy] And you were incarcerated for a period of time is that right

[Judge Judy] Are you thick

[Judge Judy] Because it doesn't make sense

[Judge Judy] Come on grow up

[Judge Judy] Did you see a doctor

[Judge Judy] Do you go to school

[Judge Judy] Do you have a television set

[Judge Judy] Do you speak English

[Judge Judy] Do you take any other kind of medication

[Judge Judy] Do you take any prescribed medications sir

[Judge Judy] Do you understand that

[Judge Judy] Do you wanna be put out

[Judge Judy] Dont pee on my leg and tell me its raining

[Judge Judy] Dont sit in your car and honk

[Judge Judy] Dont speak over me

[Judge Judy] Its not funny

[Judge Judy] No no no no no no no

[Judge Judy]Did you seek medical treatment

[L] Buy food and clothes for less fortunate ppl in the community

[L] Buzzer

[L] Bye felicia

[L] Call me up I make home visits

[L] Nobody mess with my momma

[L] Where are you are you in Mississippi?

[L] Where at right now?

[L] Yes i am yes i am

[MK] Brutal

[MK] Fatality

[MK] Flawless victory

[MK] Subzero

[MK] Suicide

[Rick + Morty] Amen to that

[Rick + Morty] Can do

[Rick + Morty] Cant take it anymore

[Rick + Morty] Get schwifty

[Rick + Morty] Hoo whee what a cliffhanger

[Rick + Morty] Hopefully you didn't waste your life

[Rick + Morty] I have to fulfill my purpose so i can go away

[Rick + Morty] Its getting weird

[Rick + Morty] Ive always been here for you guys and i always will be haha

[Rick + Morty] Were here to help

[Samurai Jack] Actually i was wondering about that smell outside"

[Samurai Jack] Am i near the source of the problem"

[Samurai Jack] Are you the proprieter?"

[Samurai Jack] Hear that often but only from poor men

[Samurai Jack] I did not mean to insult you

[Samurai Jack] Sorry about the deception but it had to be done

[Samurai Jack] Wife "I believe I have found your wife"

[Samurai Jack] Wrong "I must have the wrong place"

[Trump] Congratulations

[Trump] Hacking is bad

[Trump] I dont remember

[Trump] I have really nothing better to do

[Trump] I know that

[Trump] Well i pay a lot of tax

[Trump] Youre fired

[z] Hello and welcome to the best of san francisco stand up zoom comedy

[z] Live at kell's every friday at 8... coming at you live from sf ... host vahe hove!!

[z] WE'LL DO IT LIVE

[Zelda] Hey 2

[Zelda] Listen 2

[Zelda] Look 2

[zzz] Aint nobody got time for that

[zzz] Always remember nobody likes you

[zzz] America is going to be great again isn't that great gang? -SP

[zzz] Are you high or just stupid? -SP

[zzz] Bomb timer sound effect

[zzz] Bottom line cuz stone cold said so

[zzz] Coke "have you ever sucked dick for coke"

[zzz] Cowboy Butt Sex

[zzz] Do you want to go to war? come un do you want to go to war?

[zzz] Dog laughing (duck hunt)

[zzz] Go Fuck yourself you son of a bitch

[zzz] Ha ha ha shut up

[zzz] Heres a nice piece of shit

[zzz] Hey man ive been training for a year and now i think i

[zzz] I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing

[zzz] I need a Sex change operation and give it to me now

[zzz] It is maam

[zzz] Look my folks they kicked me out I'm a I'm a disappointment

[zzz] Looney tunes longer

[zzz] Man I remember when a dime bag cost a dime

[zzz] Now just shut your goddamn pie hole

[zzz] Or I'm goin slap you right in your penis

[zzz] Shut the fuck up

[zzz] Smell cooking what the rock is cooking

[zzz] Somebody call my mama

[zzz] The f you say to me you little shit?

[zzz] The man

[zzz] These Fuckin Assholes

[zzz] Treat internet with respect randy marsh respect the internet south park respect

[zzz] Tree Fiddy 350 -South Park

[zzz] U smoked 🌴yourself retarded

[zzz] What are you a homo? (Loud)

[zzz] What are you people on dope?

[zzz] What's the sound of one Hand clapping

[zzz] When will you learn? that your actions have con

[zzz] Wheres my money stewie brian family guy wheres my money money owe money debt

[zzz] Yeah this is gonna help big time with that bitch

[zzz] You are poor you are weak you are stupid you are ugly and you are short you are none of the things i am well i have an opinion well yeah take the things this but i think nobody cares what

[zzz] You keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother shes a saint

[zzz] You Stupid ignorant dumb bastard

[zzz] Your embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck

[zzz]All right stop before i throw up