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Are we going to get guns #this is going to be fun #guns #fun job #barn fifeey #otis #gomer pyle #jail house #taking an oath
Barney write out the ticket #ticket #write out the ticket #barney fife #andy griffith #gomer pyle
Boob? #name calling #boob #there ought to be a law against that #law #barney fife #gomer pyle #andy griffith #mayberry
Citizens Arrest #citizens arrest #gomer pyle #barney fife #andy griffith #mayberry
Enclosed find check for 27 cents #enclosed find check for 27 cents #enclosed check #aint that something #money #mail #andy griffith #barney fife
Everything about that letter spells revenge #letter spells revenge #listen to me carefully #listen #revenge #mispelled revenge #andy griffith #barney fife #mayberry
Golly #oh boy #gomer pyle #golly #andy griffith show
I don't know why he is coming here #i dont know why he is coming here #why #andy griffith #barney fife #mayberry #wonder why
If my mother broke the law #mother #the law #broke the law #barney fife #gomer pyle #upholding the law
Ill write it out #ill write it out #write the ticket #barney fife #andy griffith #gomer #mayberry
Maybe you will believe me now that coming up town is no big deal #coming up town is no big deal #jimmy the goat #goat tied up outside #ive got errands to run #you stay here
Nip it in the bud #nip it in the bud #this calls for action #barney fife #andy griffith
Nip It Rap #nip it in the bud #barney fife #andy griffith #stop it
Opie faking a temper tantrum #temper #crying on the ground #kicking feet #dont get your clothes dirty #opie #andy griffith
People talk about other people too much #people talk about each other #gossip #family moving out of town #andy griffith #barney fife #mayberry
That is a lie may heaven strike me if its not #that is a lie #thunder #goat in barber shop #may heaven strike me it is not #andy griffith #mayor
They owe it to ya you arent supposed to work for your allowance #allowance #not supposed to work #taken advantage of #opie #spoiled child #new bike #riding on sidewalks
This is our mayberry knot tying class #knot tying class #meets every tuesday #tie knots #tangled up #barney fife #otis #gomer pyle #rope #andy griffith
You are a yellow bellied chicken #spreading rumors #chickening out #name calling #barney fife #otis #blackmail
You are kidding #you are kidding #kodding #embarrasement #barney fife #andy griffith #mayberry #serious #for real
You broke the law #barney fife #gomer pyle #andy griffith #you broke the law #broke the law
You could of killed him but you didn't #of all the nerve #could have killed him #revenge #he is coming here #andy griffith #barney fife #mayberry #jail
You've got to be kidding #you have to be kidding #barney fife #gomer pyle #andy griffith #mayberry

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