MAD TV Soundboard Edit

Can I Have Your Number? #digits #phone number #let me get those digits #pickup line

Can I have your number? #phone number #cellphone #digits #dating #tinder

Cut you #girl i will cut you #cut you #girl #bon qui qui

Eyeballs are good #dot #eyeball #somebody stole my eyeball #oreos #mad tv

For the Record, The Name is Lord #oh lawd #get the name right #dont take me

Happy Holidays #merry christmas #happy holidays #happy hanukkah #chanukah #happy kwanza #happy ramadan #mad tv

Happy Wintertime! #seasonal tidings #happy wintertime #merry christmas #happy holidays #happy hanukkah #chanukah #mad tv

Hmm #finger licking #lips #yum #hungry #food #heart eyes #good looking

How did you know that? #dot #mad tv #how did you know #you knew #how

I Have to Drop You Off in Hell First #jesus #bad girl #i aint going #youre coming with me

I Love Secrets #gossip #secrets #shh #mad tv #michael mcdonald

I Made Your Mouth #jesus #you did a good job #wife talk too much #shush

I'm ready to make a deal #make a deal #im ready #compromise #dot

Jesus Really Heard You #i take it back #i didnt say that #did too #infinity #i heard you #want to be dead

Oh Yeah I Know Ever Ting #miss swan #mad tv #out of it #smart #oh yeah i know everything #omniscient #all knowing #wise #intelligent #brilliant #educated

Own that Ponytail, Work that Updo #evon #ponytail #hair #hairstyle #grooming #fashion #confidence #updo #you go girl

Schizophrenic Jeopardy #crazy topics #medication time #youre all against me #the apocalypse

Security, security #security #bon qui qui #king burger

The Back of Your Head is Ridiculous #hair #hairstyle #pickup #flirt #movies #evon #darrell

What Are Squirrels? #schizophrenic jeopardy #must be in correct form #squirrels