Russian Doll - Season 2 Edit

A baby.

A blank slate

A Chezare Carrera?

A friend kidnapping her newborn self then collapsing time is a hard boundary.

A fucking swastika. Uh huh

A ghost station

A hundred and forty nine of 'em? I lost them on this train.

A little early in the morning for Hungarian, huh?

A lot of Campbells. Anything else?

A lot of survivors became paranoid about putting their money in banks.

A millennial

A priest, sending the mail.

A process

A real dirtbag, huh?

A royal treatment, Ruthie. Thank you so much.

A total bitch, like she always is

A trade?

A very decent person with an impressive lifeline,

A way out.

A what?

About commodity fetishism and the Debordian spectacle.

About people accidentally obliterating themselves,

About the lost gold train

About what actually happened on that gold train?

Acid was deemed too dangerous for a Communist country.

After everything?

After the war?

After the war.

Agfacolor Neu, huh?

Agnes, I understand you're nervous.

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah ha

Ah ha!

Ah ha! There's my birthday girl.

Ah ha.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, and a third leg.

Ah, duck, duck, goose step, my turn

Ah, great

Ah, I don't think you want to peel that onion

Ah, let's get the F out of here

Ah, terrific. [sighs]

Ah, what do we got here?

Ah, wouldn't it be nice to have someone to blame?

Ah, yeah.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! G

Ah! Look at that. Good things come to those who can't wait.

Ah! Think good cop.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Boy, do I know. Let's see. What do we got?

Ah. Hello

Ah. Kapitány

Ah. Then how am I supposed to look at them?

Ah… [scoffs]

Alan

Alan, Alan, I don't know. And that's all right

Alan, are you here, man?

Alan, the only reason to go into the past is to change shit, all right?

Alan, you're okay, all right?

Alan!

Alan!

Alan!

All from the ****.

All I went through

All right

All right

All right

All right, 40 bucks, man. Not bad.

All right, big boy time.

All right, Ethel, I need to make this quick

All right, fuck it.

All right, gotta do some reconnaissance. Would you like to join?

All right, I'm coming. I'm coming, assholes.

All right, László.

All right, now listen to me. These are the two safest women I know

All right, very effective

All right, well.

All right, what is the game plan around here?

All right, what is this? Some kind of, like, uh, eighties flash mob?

All right? Everything's gonna be good

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. [sighs]

All right. Hey.

All right. Uh, okay. I'll talk to you later

All right. You look great. You look great

All this aside, it was great to see ya

All this shit, for nothing.

Almost 40. All right, call me

Also, fuck me!

Also, I want you to start investing some money, okay?

Always a sob story.

Am I dead?

Am I dead?

Am I expected to explain such complexities to a stranger?

Am I haunting you, are you haunting me?

Am I wrong?

An alternative to Western colonialism,

An impossible thing happened to Vera, and you stole it.

And

And all the classiest X rays.

And anyone who's seen Schindler's List

And at the finish line, I got the medal, right?

And didn't find a trace of mold

And drug addicted speed freaks.

And each family was issued a receipt

And ended up almost fucking my dead mother's boyfriend?

And granted, that's not saying much,

And I dare them to divide my body up into zones.

And I didn't even make it in time to say goodbye

And I fight Mr. Tooth Decay

And I just came to say congratulations,

And I just need to find the right Ruth

And I know that you won't believe me when I say this, but I have seen a movie,

And I would like to return one car, please.

And I'm looking for Marton

And I'm sorry to hear about all that polio.

And is gonna give me all the answers.

And it takes a lifetime to read.

And it wasn't even technically me, Nora

And it's a little weird, no? You chasing Ruth's ambulance?

And it's just pretty fucking hard to take, and, uh…

And kept some of the items for themselves

And literally every movie about time travel says don't change things.

And love, love is blind

And meet my sister and the other couriers on Prinzenstraße.

And need to use the bathroom

And now we are back in this horrible, evil freaking birthday party

And now you think it's crazy?

And now, uh, hooked on cyan, just like my schizo mom, huh?

And open its doors,

And people don't talk about this much, but the Nazis were basically broke

And raising a child as a single mother in this country

And Ruth hasn't showed up yet.

And she thought that I encouraged the wrong sides of your mother.

And she's running to the phone every five minutes to find you

And so much must have been lost.

And that I'm

And that is what we're doing.

And that you don't just destroy things

And then one day,

And then the first group of ten goes through just after midnight

And then we can reevaluate

And then you make a baby

And then you're gonna, maybe, I don't know, sit down on a seat?

And then, turns out, I couldn't change anything at all.

And then, you know, I just never see 'em again.

And there's my birthday girl.

And was never able to make sense of it

And we're evidently hunting vampires. Got it.

And we're finally gonna get the mother we should've had

And we're left worshiping the thing itself.

And what a loss, never to see something so beautiful.

And what does Vera know about it?

And when you think about it, is there any other time?

And you are absolutely right to return it.

And you can't just point at one of those reflections and say,

And you know me, I barely lie

And you think you are ready to up bring a child?

And, I don't know. I mean, my friends all say that it's great…

And, like, she's already setting up interviews at private preschools,

And, no offense, but you look crazy.

And, uh, give me two or three weeks to track him down.

And, uh, I don't know, good good for you

And, uh, isn't it too late for a hospital visit?

And, uh, some reading material for the train

And, uh, yeah, hope they sew that up nice and tight, you know? Zip

And, uh…

And, you know, God, she couldn't ever resist a con man.

Any organ that takes in oxygen just makes me wanna smoke

Anyway, I am not going back to 2022

Anyway, people don't like it when you are not punctual.

Anyway, soon, I'll be able to afford all the best doctors

Anyway, uh, we tried.

Apparently gratuitous nudity is back in play.

Apparently not a stop on my train.

Apparently was a way out, or, uh,

Approaching the station. Please stand away from the platform edge.

Are taking control.

Are you a musician?

Are you all right, ma'am? Do you need help getting home? Anything?

Are you all right? Your super called Vera.

Are you fucking kidding me? Why don't I help you, huh?

Are you fucking shameless?

Are you happy?

Are you kidding me, babe?

Are you okay?

Are you sure?

Are you trying to say that I'm not an original, man?

As far as I can tell, he was a deeply boring and awful man

As if we can find it in another person,

As long as I'm still standing, that means that she's okay.

As that split second of terror that it's really all over.

As the location of the train was lost after the Nazis surrendered in 1945

Ask yourself this,

Asking me to wait 27 years to see my family?

At least my Hungarian is getting better.

Auschwitz.

Aye. Yeah.

Babe, are you are you sure you're okay?

Babe, whoa, okay, just

Babies are true materialists.

Back in the '50s.

Ballsy move, dude

Basic

Basic concepts like time and space are suddenly eluding me.

Be quiet, keep going

Bear down with me. Now!

Because I got a nuclear war pamphlet from some fucking weirdo

Because Marton made a son, who made a son who lives in Budapest,

Before you answer, remember, you believe in "transubstantiation."

Begs the question,

Being my mother.

Bennett & Hammond Ultra Light mentholated 100s.

Besides screwing me and my dead mother, both of which you've already done?

Best for you and the baby.

Better than being alone, I guess

Betty Ford was addicted to it.

Big business, cash money

Bingo, bitch.

Black beauties.

Blood is thicker, Halász.

Bonds? Coins? Cash?

Born on the 6 train platform. Give this kid a key to the city

Bourbon? You sure about that, hon?

Boys and girls,

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, Cream of Wheat.

Bullshit.

But as Rummy says, we go to war with the army we have

But don't be spooked by that, be cool.

But he did.

But hey, it's just a story, right?

But I don't want us to get off track here, Derek.

But I guess that's just how the story goes, huh, Mom?

But I need you to stop working so hard, okay?

But I'm just not taking the 6 train into my mom. Nah.

But I'm sorry to inform you there's been an error

But in the new here and now, uh,

But it disappears again.

But it is concrete,

But let's not pussyfoot around the sick dynamics going on here

But listen, we've got to stop at the pharmacy

But no

But no, I followed the rules of the train because I am a good commuter

But now the illusion's fading away

But now, I'm done playing footsie.

But only one.

But that information is not available to the New York Public Library

But this guy, uh, Kiss László, is a priest.

But to be clear, when I say "sane," you know, I mean "eccentric,"

But we survived.

But what good is jewelry for us now?

But when it comes to the Korean War, I am the baby.

But when Nadia is old enough, this is for her.

But you know, lucid.

But you show her survival no respect. [spits]

But you, uh…

But you, you on the other hand, you're just

But your boss goes away for securities fraud.

But, oh, what they're billing me for that room…

But, uh, I now realize that I'm inside of her mind too, okay?

But, uh, I'm not even me right now,

But… [inhales]

By going back to where all my people died.

By Lizzy making you a plaque for your grandma's building?

By the time we get her back if we don't get a move on.

Bye bye

Bye, Ruthie

Café Gerbeaud?

Call me Vera

Call me when you're inside your mom, you fucking sicko.

Calling you from somewhere on the space time continuum

Can I ask you a question, Ruthie?

Can I get my Krugerrands back now?

Can I get two packs of Bennett & Hammond's Ultra Light mentholated 100s, please?

Can I hold her?

Can you confirm that the Vulvokov family's possession

Can you do that?

Can you help us?

Can you imagine what she must've lived through?

Can you tell him I'm sorry?

Can't fool me.

Captain Marton Halász is dead.

Carrera…

Case open.

Catch you on the flip side, Ruthie.

Cats, huh?

Changing what I call it does not change the thing itself.

Check it out, motherfucker.

Check it out. I wanna go visit my grandmother's old place

Check your pockets. The keys.

Checkmate.

Chez Carrera

Chez is into some shit

Chez!

Chez!

Chez!

Chez!

Chez!

Chez!

Chez?

Chezare…

Cigarettes.

City's got real money

Classic move, Mom

Closed loop

Closer to the center of the Earth you are, the closer you are to the truth. Gravity.

Come down the stairs, let me hear you say it to my face

Come here! [grunts]

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on, Alan, party's just getting started.

Come on, give me something

Come on, I'm gonna be 40 in ten days.

Come on, just for a little bit. Please? Let me hold her.

Come on, kid

Come on, let's get the fuck out of here, kiddo.

Come on, man, we've been through worse, all right?

Come on, Mommy. Dance with me.

Come on, would you?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on

Come on. We'll go to Odessa. Get you some food

Congratulations, baby

Congratulations.

Consider them gone.

Cool

Cool.

Cool. Good luck with your fucking clitoris

Cool. I'm still not sure where this is going.

Could you leave your name and your number?

Country of origin?

Crazy cop. Yeah?

Crazy Eddie's.

Crazy, crazy next level shit went down.

Cuckoo?

Currencies become obsolete,

Cut to the end of the story, it was meant to be my inheritance anyway

Dad, this is my best friend, Alan

Dad's transcript.

Danny.

Darling, come by tomorrow

Deep breaths. I'm gonna get you a doctor

Delia, do you know anything about where this, uh, gold train is?

Delia, do you remember anything about this gold train?

Did not know babies were so rich.

Did somebody take my bag?

Did you know that human embryos go through a stage

Did you see who took my bag?

Did you, uh, like, stay in touch much with Vera after mom died or what?

Didn't I tell you?

Do I know how to drive stick?

Do you believe in the future of our humanity?

Do you find a way to make yourself double?

Do you have any questions?

Do you hear that?

Do you know what time it is?

Do you know where he works? Does he have a job?

Do you know who I could've been if everything had been different?

Do you mind if I eat this?

Do you need a bag?

Do you not care that their lives are literally disintegrating?

Do you remember an old boyfriend of mom's,

Do you think consciousness is an emergent property of the brain?

Do you think you see this table before you, Doctor?

Do you think you see your mother right now or do you just hear her voice?

Do you trust me?

Do you want my seat?

Do you want to come with me?

Do you want to wind up like your mother?

Doctor, we're both incredibly busy people,

Does this motherfucker even exist?

Don't be crazy. He's standing right here

Don't be so afraid to live

Don't fuck with me, Doctor, all right?

Don't fucking mind game me, all right?

Don't give anyone your name

Don't go

Don't go

Don't look at me.

Don't put any stress on the body.

Don't say that!

Don't sell my autograph

Don't take offense. I do it to every guy I meet.

Don't worry. I am done with the '80s.

Don't you have thermodynamics?

Don't.

Donut time.

Easy. She's not worth it, trust me.

Eh

Eh

Eh, easy on the Russian. I shouldn't even speak Hungarian

Eh, hello, hello.

Eh, let me hold it. Come on

Eh, now that you mention it,

Eh. Eh

Eighty two.

Emilia mentioned that it's been three days and you haven't called.

Engineering

Enough about me.

Enough with the babies.

Enough with the, you know…

Epigenetics

Ethel Sorter calling you from the New York Public Library

Even if I do stay, what happens to you?

Even if it isn't, I mean, I [sighs]

Every time you compliment me, a cockroach gets its wings

Everybody says that I'm just like you

Everybody wants to take pictures of my insides.

Everything is hidden,

Everything Nazis stole is in warehouse. Everything

Everything will be okay when the baby comes.

Exactly. I'll get right on it. It's you and me against the world, baby.

Exam bay seven.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. What can I do for you?

Experience the New York sky!

Fender bender, but, like, revoke her license already

Fetishizing death is not incompatible with genuinely caring.

Fifteen years from now,

Find out what really happened with this fucking gold train.

Find the train, mitigate the epigenetic k hole before it begins.

Fine

Fine.

First as tragedy, then as farce, etcetera.

Follow the tracks, end of the line, you'll see your train. Pay up.

For Carrera.

For me, it's a little more loosey goosey

For strength

For the last time, that key is for emergencies

For when Hitler comes back

Found the Valium.

Francis Galton,

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck my life, come on.

Fuck that guy. Come on

Fuck this.

Fuck, marry, kill. Hitler, Dracula, Frankenstein.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck! Go! Go!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Shit.

Fucking This is why they invented cell phones.

Fucking A

Fucking A

Fucking A, a projector.

Fucking addicted

Fucking animals

Fucking around with people.

Fucking Christ

Fucking LSD parade. Jesus

Fucking meth heads. [scoffs]

Fucking metro

Fucking psychedelic.

Fucking time bomb.

Fucking waste of time, huh?

Full blown war, and everybody's out there having picnics like a bunch of nutjobs.

Furs

G. G

G. G

Gee, thanks.

Get it all now, during Crazy Eddie's greatest stereo sale ever!

Get some money out of this thing

Give me a clue. Give me a clue.

Give me advice on getting back my family inheritance.

Give Nora a chance. She should be allowed to try.

Give us a smile!

Go, go, go, go!

God, they're tough.

God, you really were a great driver, Ruthie.

God, you're good

God!

Goes to West Berlin.

Gold disappears,

Gold train. Give me gold train

Good old Alpha

Good. You definitely shouldn't

Goodnight. Hail Satan.

Google and I did a deep dive on you.

Got an arm like Darryl Strawberry

Got back in bed before the light turned out. That's quick.

Got back out of bed, hit the light,

Got it. Kodak Ektagraphic III.

Gotta go.

Gotta make sure we keep it that way. Nothing personal

Gotta take control of your life.

Grandma, pretty good

Grandma, tell me. Tell me exactly what happened.

Grandma?

Grandma?

Grapple with bringing more consciousnesses into existence?

Great

Great, thanks.

Great.

Great.

Great. Great.

Great. You gonna pay for that drink now?

Grief doesn't move you in a straight line.

Guess what? There's time.

Ha.

Ha.

Hail, Caesar.

Haircut.

Happy birthday, kiddo

Happy birthday.

Happy to remain a missed connection, okay?

Hard evidence that my grandmother's family was looted by Nazis in 1944.

Hats

Have you ever wanted to separate from yourself?

He asked me to feed Boba Fett, but I either overfed or underfed him

He died at Voronezh, remember, Erzebet?

He doesn't have to know. He's very tall, and he's very far from home.

He fits right in with everything I'm trying to say.

He got sick with polio and wound up in an iron lung.

He put a bun in that oven?

He tried to escape. He tried to get out

He was never going to stay. I was never going to go

He was on the wrong side of history, and for that, I'm sorry.

He went anyway

He wouldn't have gotten the airborne polio.

He'll turn up.

He's

He's gone anyway, right? [chuckles]

He's got a room full of fascist memorabilia

Head wound aside, you're looking pretty sharp.

Heading in there and fuck some bodies. Good luck

Hear, hear to that

Heard it on the radio

Hello

Hello, genetics

Hello, Grandpa.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Help me find him, and I'll tell you the future

Her husband died. She's a single mother now

Here, the bakery at Prinzenstraße 13

Here's a little atlas to the Second World War.

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey man, what happened to that other girl? The one with the, uh, you know

Hey, Allison

Hey, as Abraham used to say,

Hey, baby.

Hey, between you and me, I mean, should she still be driving?

Hey, buddy, sir?

Hey, check it out. Guess what I found in a trash can in Seward Park

Hey, come on. Hey, hey, we need to get off this train.

Hey, do you do you know what you're gonna say tonight?

Hey, do you know what station this is?

Hey, fuck you too, man

Hey, guys, how are ya?

Hey, hey, hey! Who invited these kids to my party?

Hey, hey, hey. You ever find that guy?

Hey, I guess we're just cutting out the middle mom now, right?

Hey, knock knock, you little bitch.

Hey, man

Hey, man, can I get a bourbon?

Hey, man, do you know where the 6 train is?

Hey, man. Holy shit, this is awesome

Hey, Mommy.

Hey, Nadia.

Hey, sorry, lady, this is my my stuff

Hey, Travis Bickle, what year do you think it is, man?

Hey, uh, did you see any gold coins?

Hey, uh, let's check the trunk.

Hey, watch it. Watch it

Hey, what day is it for you?

Hey, what's Hungarian for, uh, "In the end, it's just money,

Hey, what's the damage, Ruthie?

Hey, where's my Where's my wallet?

Hey, yeah, you

Hey, you know where the trains are?

Hey, you little fucking hoebag.

Hey, you want a drink?

Hey, you're loving and you deserve love.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, slow down!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hello.

Hey. Hey

Hey. Hey, Nads.

Hey. How you doing?

Hey. How's it going? Me again

Hey. Okay, bada bing.

Hi, Nadia

Hi, Ruthie.

Hi, uh, I'm looking for a patient, uh, Ruth Brenner

Hi, Vera.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. How you doing?

Hi. Uh…

Hi. You want a light?

High risk, high reward, right, little kiddo?

His eyes glaze over like you don't even exist,

His name is Chezare Carrera.

His sister lives in, uh, Prinzenstraße. That's all I remember, but, um…

Hit me, please.

Hiya, Mom.

Hiya, Ruthie.

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm, Albert Peschauer to Vera Peschauer

Hmm?

Hmm? [continues speaking Hungarian]

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on, I've got more questions.

Hold up. Hold up.

Hold your bag tight

Holy fucking shit

Holy fucking shit.

Holy fucking shit.

Holy fucking shit.

Holy shit, of course

Holy shit, Ruthie

Holy shit, there it is.

Holy shit.

Honey, we always think that closure is something we can find

Horse?

Hot off the presses, ink's still wet

How am I supposed to answer a question like that?

How are you feeling?

How are you? How's the baby?

How dare you come here?

How have you been?

How the fuck do we get outta here? Yeah.

How the fuck does anyone find anyone without the Internet around here?

How you doing there?

How you doing?

How you doing? Uh, here's my rule on strangers.

How, with all the time travel stories

How'd you know?

How's anyone? I don't know. She's okay, she's not okay

How's this for an emergency?

Huh

Huh

Huh

Huh

Huh, babe?

Huh, okay

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Mmm!

Huh? New game. I help you find your keys.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Here you go.

Hush, she's fine. She loves parties. Look, I've got a bottle.

I [sighs]

I I did

I I like spending time there. It's…

I I shouldn't have done anything at all

I always fuck it up

I am keenly aware that my lungs are essentially

I am not done.

I am painfully misunderstood.

I am the baby.

I am the hot new thing around here.

I believe you.

I broke time.

I called Vera twice about it already

I can do it

I can only hear you when you press the button.

I can take you there if you want

I can't deliver a baby.

I can't find any trace of him online.

I can't take it with me anyway. Leave. Please

I can't. Otherwise, who would hold the other end of the rope?

I clean out his house, and I find my grandfather's things

I couldn't leave the life I was building

I couldn't reach you so I called Maxine

I did six months as a puppeteer in hospice.

I didn't do all this

I didn't do jack shit.

I didn't even know any of this. I mean, I didn't even know her.

I do. Do you trust me?

I don't

I don't believe her

I don't believe her. I believe you, Mommy

I don't believe you

I don't deserve it. No.

I don't deserve you, Ruthie.

I don't even know who that is.

I don't fucking know. Hence, the projector.

I don't get there for Ruth.

I don't know what I was supposed to do

I don't know who you are, guy.

I don't know, close this deranged fucking loop and bounce

I don't know, did he perhaps keep diaries?

I don't know, is, uh is grief a hot commodity?

I don't know, man. I'm an R32, number 6622, so…

I don't know, Ruthie

I don't know, Ruthie. I mean,

I don't know. I'm not a conductor

I don't know. Sounds shady, Chez

I don't know. The train's been stopped for 30 minutes.

I don't love yelling "Auschwitz" in a car dealership.

I don't make the rules. That's history.

I don't mind.