Blue Crush (2002) Soundboard Edit

All right, follow me into the line up, and I'm gonna tell you to go on a wave.

All right. Well, in that case, you wait here. I'll come right back with your money

And drag you in there with me, huh?

And drop four Gs on silk boxers.

And I was just wondering if the Denny's waitress felt the same way.

And that would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. And I want..

And that's what Lena and Eden and Penny are. They're my family.

And you won the game.

ANNE МАRIE: All right. Next time, you're paddling

ANNE МАRIE: Move! What's wrong? Gun it!

Anne Marie!

Anne Marie!

ANNE МАRIE: Bail, bail, bail!

ANNE МАRIE: Dig! Turtle! Get under your board! Turn it over!

ANNE МАRIE: Drew!

ANNOUNCER: Anne Marie's taking a heavy beating out there

ANNOUNCER: Hope she's okay out there.

ANNOUNCER: It looks like the next set's approaching.

ANNOUNCER: No way. She's not gonna get any more like that

ANNOUNCER: She's just sliding in there. Look at that wave.

ANNOUNCER: That's gotta hurt, when you know you need a score,

ANNOUNCER: Up next from Wollongong, Australia, we have Kate Skarratt in red.

ANNOUNCER: We've got 20 minute heats today with the top four waves scoring.

Anybody in room 21 5?

Baby, go!

Baby, what are you doing?

Be alert out there. It's a super clean, west northwest swell.

Because I'm scared shitless of women.

But I still think you owe me a few surf lessons.

But she is a hero with the crowd here today.

But you don't have to clean your room when you're on vacation

Chadwick yet to even score a good ride, a scoring ride.

Charge it!

Chick thinks she can charge Pipe. That's cool

CHILD: I'm gonna be the best surfer in the world, not you.

Come on, little hooch.

Come on! Come on, Leslie.

DREW: Come on. Pick it up.

DREW: Right. Hey, everybody. This is my girl, Anne Marie. She's with the boys.

DREW: This place is kapu. That means off limits to you, haole.

EDEN: Great. The Rat Pack's here.

EDEN: She was perfectly positioned on the wave.

EDEN: She's just checking it. PENNY: I did it last night. I'm checking it

EDEN: You're not a quitter. You're just scared.

Ew!

Fine!

For some reason, Chadwick has yet to even ride a wave.

Get back out there, then.

Go, Anne Marie! Paddle in!

Go! Go!

God!

God! Time and time again, man.

Gonna need two of us to carry this one.

Good evening.

Gotta go. I gotta go.

Harder. There you go.

He'll set you up with a sponge board and some baby waves.

Hello?

Hey, no worries. Just go out there and have fun.

Hey!

Hey! What's this horseshit on the sandbar crap?

Hey. Hey, Anne Marie. Look what I found.

Hi. Welcome to the Lanakai.

How many sisters you got, Minnesota?

Hurry up! Go get him. Come on.

I can't. I wasn't invited.

I did. I'm just checking it.

I don't know if she's just psyching herself out

I don't know. What's the going rate?

I got you! I got you! Hold on.

I got you. Hang on.

I had the section. What's your problem?

I know what I am, and I'm fine with it.

I mean...

I was so pissed at you, 'cause I knew you would be.

I wouldn't have gone.

I'm gonna whip it around and put you into this left!

I'm ready to go, baby.

I'm stressed out. I think I'm gonna ditch my kid

I'm the housekeeper of your room.

I'm way out of my league.

Is more important than school, we gotta make other arrangements.

It's a surfing contest,

It's just a stupid contest. Not worth getting hurt over.

It's my favorite, too.

It's perfect Pipe.

It's the coconut wireless. Yeah.

It's wasn't my fault. He abducted me and forced me to eat blueberry waffles.

It’s on the rise. It’s probably gonna get up to about 1 5 to 20 feet.

KALA: One more, one more. Come on.

LENA: It was solid. It was, like, triple overhead.

LENA: Yeah, those guys got money to burn. They play in the NFL. Are you kidding?

Like mother, like daughter.

Listen, I just want to make sure Penny gets to school okay.

Look at her. She's not even out here to get waves. She just wants to get attention.

Looks like unanimous 10s across the board.

Loves charging big waves and has taken first place at Teahupoo,

Maintenance will come up and look at it in any second.

Makes the drop. Solid bottom turn.

Matt, you don't understand, okay? Pipe... Pipe is the heaviest wave in the world, okay?

Nice shoes, bro.

Not enough to overtake Kennelly and move into the next round,

Of course, Mrs. Tollman. What can I get you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh! A little overextended. Goes down.

Okay.

Okay. Thanks, JJ.

Only if you're gentle.

Ooh, he got shut down.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ouch

Paddle, paddle! Go, girl! Paddle! Paddle! Go! Paddle!

Penny didn't finish her homework.

Penny to quit smoking and to go to college.

PENNY: I don't care about the money. Anything is better than this.

PENNY: She had that. LENA: Wow.

People die there.

Prepare to get vibed.

See, we're working these chicks over here.

Shake that thing. Come on! Show them what you're worth! Shake that thing!

She goes like the men out here.

She goes on anything. And she goes like the men out here.

She paddles for it. Doesn't quite get it

She totally had it.

She'll get some kind of score for it.

She's covered up.

She's queen of Backdoor.

She's way behind, but she's still gonna try to put it on the line.

So good luck to all the ladies competing today at the Pipe Masters.

So I wouldn't have to get up and finish the game.

So out there by herself is Lynette MacKenzie,

So there's definitely some size out there in the water, and it's moving our way.

So, what's this I hear about you surfing the Pipe Masters?

Sorry.

Sure I do.

Surf the world, baby.

Thank you

That depends what you think is safe, but yeah, pretty much.

That's not fair, and you know it.

The entire surf media's here today. Every sponsor, talent scout,

The other day, when I was ordering room service,

There you go, Matt. This is it. Paddling. Start paddling. Go! Go! Paddle! Paddle!

There's definitely some size out there in the water.

There's, like, $1 ,000 here. I feel like your pimp.

They had to throw up some bullshit rule barring you from the boys' contest.

They think you're some great hockey player or something like that.

This is a local spot. Hey. This place is for the boys.

This is the one. This is the one, right here. All right. Come on. Go! Come on. Go! Go!

This isn't Pipe. Pipe's over there.

Ugh!

Walk away.

We have lines stacked to the horizon.

We'll rest for a minute.

What a waste of wave.

What about the bags in her boobs?

What are you doing on our beach, haole boy?

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

What the hell is she afraid of?

What's up, girls?

What's up? How you living, man?

When someone asks you how you learned how to surf.

When you're on vacation!

Where you going, Anne Marie? You too good for us?

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why does this seem so familiar, huh? Run away when things get tough

Why don't you check out girlie bowls or something?

Why don't you follow me over to the peak, actually get you into one.

With the entire North Shore surf community watching...

WOМАN 1: Of course she does. Prince Charming coming to save her from the toilets.

WOМАN 4: You guys, I thought her shoes were totally cute.

Yeah, like we were the ones who forced you during freshman year

Yeah, that's right. Go home. Beat it, blondie.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Yes! Get up! Get up! Get up!

Yeah.

You all right?

You better get down here.

You can pick up your last check next week. Surf's up, Anne Marie

You get one good ride here today, and you'll put yourself on the surfing map.

You know what, Mr. Pukui?

You need to grow up.

You think I'm faking it right now?

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING) CYCLIST: What's up, bro?

(CHUCKLING) What, from the maid? Yeah. Right.

(CHUCKLING) Yeah. Why is that funny?

(CRACKING) Ah!

Anne Marie? What's up, JJ?

ANNE МАRIE: What's up, guys? This is a local spot.

Are you done with your excuses now? I want to go in.

Are you okay? No.

Backs out. Shit!

Come on. Let's go. МАLE SURFER 2: Here it comes. Come on.

Don't even touch me. Don't touch her.

EDEN: Oh, my God

eight, nine... Wait. That's way, way...

Go away. Leave me alone! No. Get up. Penny, get up!

Go! Call me.

Go! Go! KEALA: Go! Go! Go!

Go. Go, go, go!

Guaranteed, there's so many. God, I know. I know.

He's gentle. And you are?

Hey, how's it going? Matt. Nice to meet you. ANNE МАRIE: This is my little sister, Penny.

Hey! Hey! I'll try to make it. Hang on.

Hey. Where are you? Don't worry about it.

Hi. Hey.

How about this one? Okay, yeah, turn around, quick. Egg beat.

I'll get you a pen. Thanks.

Is she gonna be okay? Yes. Just give us a moment

It is? It better be

Just like her sister was. Is. Present tense.

LENA: What's up, Tamayo? Hey

No, no, no, no. Sleep in. Are you sure?

No. I mean, are we safe out here? (CHUCKLING)

No. No. Gorgeous

Oh, my gosh. Layne Beachley... I know who they are.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Okay. Ready? Okay

Paddle, paddle. Hey, get out of the way!

PENNY: Let me out here, you guys. Penny.

Really? Yeah.

She'll be okay. Just give her some room here. (ANNE МАRIE COUGHING)

Shit! What are you doing?

So, meet us at the shower at 7:45? Okay.

So, you surf? Yeah.

Sounds a little bit too familiar. Leave me alone!

That was awesome. Thank you.

That was insane! Yeah!

That was nasty. It's okay. I want another one.

There's, like, 1 00 people's spit in them. Ooh!

This is so embarrassing to be seen with you. (MEN WHOOPING)

Uh, no. Why? 'Cause I'm in training.

Uh, yep. That explains it, then

We'll see you at the contest. All right. Thanks. Bye.

What a waste of wave. Shoot! She should've gone.

What are you gonna do? Drew, grow up!

What happened? I will tell you everything.

What the hell are you doing? I don't know, Matt. What am I doing?

What? How much?

When you're out there all alone... You can do it, girl.

Who is that? You.

Whoa! Ahh!

Wow. You look... Weird.

Yeah, I play some football. That's right, huh?

Yes. Oh, that was insane.

You ain't even paddling. МАLE SURFER 4: Girls can't surf Pipe

You dominated. Nice! No.

You want another one? Yep.

You're seriously gonna fire all of us? No, I'm firing you.

...Anne Marie Chadwick only has one more chance.

'Cause I don't care if I make a fool out of myself,

'Cause my sister Dana broke it when I was eight,

(ALL CHEERING)

(ANNE МАRIE GROANS)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(CAR ALARM RINGING)

(CAR DOOR OPENING)

(CAR HONKING)

(CHUCKLING)

(COUGHING)

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

(EDEN EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(HAWAIIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT YELLING)

(INHALES SHARPLY) That's gotta hurt

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(MEN LAUGHING)

(PANTING)

(SCOFFS) Management gets call from irate wife

(SHOUTS)

(SIGHING)

(SIGHING)

(SIGHING) You guys, don't quit. We need to make rent.

(SNIFFING)

(SURFER WHOOPING)

(SURFERS WHOOPING)

(WAVES CRASHING)

(WHOOPING)

(МАTT EXCLAIMING)

МАLE SURFER 1: This ain't a beauty pageant. DREW: You do that again, you're barred.

МАN: Paddle, girl.