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Blades of Glory (2007) Blades of Glory is a hilarious comedy film that was released in 2007. Directed by Will Speck and Josh

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Blades of Glory is a hilarious comedy film that was released in 2007. Directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon, it stars a talented ensemble cast including Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler, and Will Arnett. This movie blends the worlds of figure skating and comedy, resulting in a truly entertaining viewing experience.

The story revolves around two rival figure skaters, Chazz Michael Michaels (played by Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (played by Jon Heder). Both are at the top of their game and are popular figures in the figure skating community. However, a dramatic altercation during a competition leads to a lifetime ban for both of them from singles competition.

Years later, an opportunity arises for both Chazz and Jimmy to reignite their skating careers. They discover a loophole in the competition rules that allows them to participate as a male-male pair. They become the first ever all-male skating team and name themselves the “Blades of Glory.”

Although initially reluctant to work together due to their fierce rivalry, Chazz and Jimmy slowly start to build a unique bond and develop their skills as a team. They face various challenges and obstacles throughout their journey, including intense competition from other skaters, sabotage attempts, and their own personal struggles.

Adding to the chaos is the relentless rivalry between their former coach, the eccentric and flamboyant Coach Stranz Van Waldenberg (played by Will Arnett), and his sister Coach Fairchild Van Waldenberg (played by Amy Poehler). The Van Waldenberg siblings are fanatical about maintaining the superiority of their skating family and will stop at nothing to see Chazz and Jimmy fail.

Blades of Glory not only brings the laughs but also showcases impressive skating performances. The cast goes above and beyond, nailing their comedic timing and physical comedy. Will Ferrell’s energetic and over-the-top portrayal of Chazz is a comedic goldmine, while Jon Heder’s portrayal of the naïve and socially awkward Jimmy provides a perfect contrast.

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett deliver scene-stealing performances as the villainous Van Waldenberg siblings, injecting humor and a touch of madness into the storyline. Their over-the-top antics and outlandish costumes perfectly complement the film's overall style.

With a clever script filled with witty one-liners and absurd situations, Blades of Glory never fails to entertain. The film strikes a balance between parody and genuine love for the sport of figure skating. It pokes fun at the sometimes ridiculous world of competitive figure skating while also showcasing the dedication and physical prowess required by athletes in the field.

The soundtrack of Blades of Glory perfectly complements the on-screen action, featuring high-energy songs that emphasize the excitement of the sport. From classic rock hits like Styx's "Renegade" to modern pop tracks like Jamiroquai's "You Give Me Something," the soundtrack is a diverse mix that will surely get you in the mood to skate.

If you're a fan of comedy, figure skating, or just looking for a good time, Blades of Glory is a must-watch. Its lighthearted humor, memorable performances, and unique storyline make it a true gem in the comedy genre. So lace up your skates and get ready for a hilarious adventure on the ice.

You can enjoy the sounds of Blades of Glory by playing and downloading the soundtrack here [link]. Revisit the epic moments of the film through the catchy tunes that enhance the story and bring the skating sequences to life.

A haven, a place where I could feel safe.
A haven, a place where I could feel safe.
Absolutely. I have the best fans in the world.
Absolutely. I have the best fans in the world.
All right, gentlemen, let's get up and try it again
All right, gentlemen, let's get up and try it again
All the endorsements, everything gone.
All the endorsements, everything gone.
America's brother and sister darlings,
America's brother and sister darlings,
And again, a male male pair team
And again, a male male pair team
And he nails it!
And he nails it!
And I'm still gonna kill you someday.
And I'm still gonna kill you someday.
And if you're at all interested in self preservation,
And if you're at all interested in self preservation,
And let's just say, he's a complex man.
And let's just say, he's a complex man.
And more sparks! Look at the athleticism here!
And more sparks! Look at the athleticism here!
And most of all, your sister.
And most of all, your sister.
And now the moment this crowd has been waiting for.
And now the moment this crowd has been waiting for.
And reinvent the sport in their own image.
And reinvent the sport in their own image.
And so, now we are honoured to bring you the wonder, pageantry,
And so, now we are honoured to bring you the wonder, pageantry,
And the crowd responds.
And the crowd responds.
And you know what that means.
And you know what that means.
As if figure skating wasn't gay enough already.
As if figure skating wasn't gay enough already.
As Marilyn Monroe and JFK,
As Marilyn Monroe and JFK,
As the first male male representatives this sport has ever seen.
As the first male male representatives this sport has ever seen.
As the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete
As the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete
As the skating community continued to voice its outrage.
As the skating community continued to voice its outrage.
As we prepare to hear testimony, Michaels and MacElroy
As we prepare to hear testimony, Michaels and MacElroy
Baby. Come on, babe.
Baby. Come on, babe.
Banned for life. That's a long time.
Banned for life. That's a long time.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Behind the Bamboo Curtain, they call it...
Behind the Bamboo Curtain, they call it...
But I learned something here today.
But I learned something here today.
But I pray you can all forgive me.
But I pray you can all forgive me.
But I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.
But I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.
But I'm a skater. There's nothing to move on to,
But I'm a skater. There's nothing to move on to,
But the siblings' commitment was such
But the siblings' commitment was such
By billionaire champion maker, Darren MacElroy.
By billionaire champion maker, Darren MacElroy.
By the way, you look really nice.
By the way, you look really nice.
Capture the... I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
Capture the... I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
Chazz was here?
Chazz was here?
Chazz, Chazz. We did it!
Chazz, Chazz. We did it!
Chazz!
Chazz!
Coach, he'll be here.
Coach, he'll be here.
Come on now. Let's get out of here.
Come on now. Let's get out of here.
Come on, Jimmy. Nail it!
Come on, Jimmy. Nail it!
Come on, Katie, don't go. We love you and stuff.
Come on, Katie, don't go. We love you and stuff.
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Could one of you all pass me a biscuit?
Could one of you all pass me a biscuit?
Damn it, Stranz.
Damn it, Stranz.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Didn't you once say, and I quote,
Didn't you once say, and I quote,
Don't touch me. Nobody touches me.
Don't touch me. Nobody touches me.
Driving Katie to her ice skating lesson all those years ago?
Driving Katie to her ice skating lesson all those years ago?
Easy, Chazz
Easy, Chazz
Either the locked in technical style of MacElroy
Either the locked in technical style of MacElroy
Especially not a dude.
Especially not a dude.
Even if you did, you gotta qualify for Nationals.
Even if you did, you gotta qualify for Nationals.
Everything they do is drenched in drama.
Everything they do is drenched in drama.
Fairchild's legs and Stranz's ass.
Fairchild's legs and Stranz's ass.
Fall in love with me.
Fall in love with me.
For which the town was named.
For which the town was named.
God grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friend's girlfriend
God grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friend's girlfriend
Here in beautiful Montreal, Canada.
Here in beautiful Montreal, Canada.
Hey, I didn't sleep with Katie!
Hey, I didn't sleep with Katie!
Hey, Jimmy! Jimmy!
Hey, Jimmy! Jimmy!
Hey, little forest creatures.
Hey, little forest creatures.
Hey, yikes. Sorry.
Hey, yikes. Sorry.
Hey. Chazz?
Hey. Chazz?
I am never satisfied. It's a curse.
I am never satisfied. It's a curse.
I am so proud of you.
I am so proud of you.
I bet you'd like to know.
I bet you'd like to know.
I didn't have a tenth birthday.
I didn't have a tenth birthday.
I don't know, sis. Those two are nothing but a couple of freaks.
I don't know, sis. Those two are nothing but a couple of freaks.
I have never in all my years seen anything
I have never in all my years seen anything
I know. Katie.
I know. Katie.
I mean, for me, it's so much more satisfying to see the...
I mean, for me, it's so much more satisfying to see the...
I mean, I had it with skating for the judges, you know?
I mean, I had it with skating for the judges, you know?
I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood? Jimmy!
I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood? Jimmy!
I swear to God, if you cut my head off.
I swear to God, if you cut my head off.
I will. Boom.
I will. Boom.
I'm all right!
I'm all right!
I'm coming, Chazz.
I'm coming, Chazz.
I've been friends with him forever,
I've been friends with him forever,
I've never fallen once in competition.
I've never fallen once in competition.
If you call being a nine year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.
If you call being a nine year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.
Is sometimes the most sensible solution.
Is sometimes the most sensible solution.
It would make it easier for me, Jimmy, if you left now.
It would make it easier for me, Jimmy, if you left now.
It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything.
It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything.
It's Gary. What are you doing?
It's Gary. What are you doing?
It's not gonna matter 'cause you're flat in front like Ken.
It's not gonna matter 'cause you're flat in front like Ken.
It's over.
It's over.
It's the best he's been.
It's the best he's been.
It's the only place where life makes sense.
It's the only place where life makes sense.
It's worth it to get a deep burn in my sweet thighs.
It's worth it to get a deep burn in my sweet thighs.
Jimmy, I never told you this before, but I used to coach pairs.
Jimmy, I never told you this before, but I used to coach pairs.
Jimmy! Don't let your legs buckle!
Jimmy! Don't let your legs buckle!
Jimmy! Has pairs skating helped your popularity?
Jimmy! Has pairs skating helped your popularity?
Katie would survive.
Katie would survive.
Let me show you something
Let me show you something
Let's take a look at this exceptional young skater.
Let's take a look at this exceptional young skater.
Looks like they might be trying something...
Looks like they might be trying something...
Mind bottling, isn't it?
Mind bottling, isn't it?
My life was nothing but focus.
My life was nothing but focus.
Nice. Really nice
Nice. Really nice
No
No
No way. The girl's goes on top.
No way. The girl's goes on top.
No, I can't, I...
No, I can't, I...
No, I'm not spying for you again.
No, I'm not spying for you again.
No, please!
No, please!
No, that's in the other room.
No, that's in the other room.
No, you have to be sexy.
No, you have to be sexy.
No! Don't do it! I was wrong! It's suicide!
No! Don't do it! I was wrong! It's suicide!
No. That's not her
No. That's not her
Now we haven't seen you in about three and a half years
Now we haven't seen you in about three and a half years
Now you're getting stoned with the Woodland Fairies.
Now you're getting stoned with the Woodland Fairies.
Now, I think it would be best for all of us if we didn't drag this out. Clean break.
Now, I think it would be best for all of us if we didn't drag this out. Clean break.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!
Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!
Oh, thanks
Oh, thanks
Okay, let's get started.
Okay, let's get started.
Okay, we can discuss that later!
Okay, we can discuss that later!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Say, "Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower."
Okay. Say, "Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower."
Okay. Well, I'll see you.
Okay. Well, I'll see you.
One guy, you put your, just...
One guy, you put your, just...
Out of his clothes in a hurry when he has to.
Out of his clothes in a hurry when he has to.
Robert, I know where this is going.
Robert, I know where this is going.
She couldn't, because of you.
She couldn't, because of you.
She has no time for lone wolves, Chazz.
She has no time for lone wolves, Chazz.
Shut up, Michaels.
Shut up, Michaels.
Skittles
Skittles
So call me back now!
So call me back now!
So far, so good.
So far, so good.
Some people refer to me as the Illustrated Man.
Some people refer to me as the Illustrated Man.
Sorry, Chazz. Nothing personal.
Sorry, Chazz. Nothing personal.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sweet. Jimmy, you can come back.
Sweet. Jimmy, you can come back.
Technique doesn't get you 18 medals
Technique doesn't get you 18 medals
Ten seconds to disqualification
Ten seconds to disqualification
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Hector. He did it for us.
Thank you, Hector. He did it for us.
Thanks. Dad, what'd you think?
Thanks. Dad, what'd you think?
Thanks. I'm Jimmy.
Thanks. I'm Jimmy.
That blonde chick's a dude? Oh, man.
That blonde chick's a dude? Oh, man.
That have been doing this for years?
That have been doing this for years?
That ice doesn't belong here.
That ice doesn't belong here.
That is both physically impressive and artistically moving.
That is both physically impressive and artistically moving.
That they were back in the training rink within hours of the funeral.
That they were back in the training rink within hours of the funeral.
That's how much you mean to me, bro.
That's how much you mean to me, bro.
That's what they want from Chazz Michael Michaels.
That's what they want from Chazz Michael Michaels.
The registration for the National Finals closes in exactly 12 hours.
The registration for the National Finals closes in exactly 12 hours.
The side by side jump, the throw jump.
The side by side jump, the throw jump.
The twin dynamos Stranz and Fairchild burst out of the womb and onto the ice
The twin dynamos Stranz and Fairchild burst out of the womb and onto the ice
The winners of the men's singles
The winners of the men's singles
They don't feel right.
They don't feel right.
They're doing things that no other pair would dare to do.
They're doing things that no other pair would dare to do.
This child prodigy was forged into an über skater.
This child prodigy was forged into an über skater.
This cowboy is cracking his whip on the haunch of this crowd, and they love it!
This cowboy is cracking his whip on the haunch of this crowd, and they love it!
This disgraceful on the world stage.
This disgraceful on the world stage.
This must be for you.
This must be for you.
To be out here on the ice again...
To be out here on the ice again...
Top of the morning. And it is a beaut.
Top of the morning. And it is a beaut.
Twenty seconds to disqualification.
Twenty seconds to disqualification.
Two men
Two men
Wait, Coach!
Wait, Coach!
We didn't practise that.
We didn't practise that.
We love you, Denver!
We love you, Denver!
Welcome back to competitive skating, gentlemen.
Welcome back to competitive skating, gentlemen.
Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.
Well, here's a new quote for you, all right?
Well, here's a new quote for you, all right?
Well, it's all smiles here in the Crest kiss and cry area
Well, it's all smiles here in the Crest kiss and cry area
Well, maybe I did
Well, maybe I did
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
When a children's ice show was interrupted by a street fight
When a children's ice show was interrupted by a street fight
Where is Hector?
Where is Hector?
While the judges decide Jimmy's fate,
While the judges decide Jimmy's fate,
Will be given a chance to defend their actions at Stockholm...
Will be given a chance to defend their actions at Stockholm...
With kids of all ages fashion drafting right behind their idol.
With kids of all ages fashion drafting right behind their idol.
Yeah, sure. Are you crying?
Yeah, sure. Are you crying?
Yeah, this kid is torturing my daughter's foot
Yeah, this kid is torturing my daughter's foot
Yeah. How's that for forbidden love?
Yeah. How's that for forbidden love?
Yeah. I would like to get a snow cone.
Yeah. I would like to get a snow cone.
Yeah. Me, too.
Yeah. Me, too.
Yes, I do. Now scoot over.
Yes, I do. Now scoot over.
Yes. Absolutely hammered.
Yes. Absolutely hammered.
You and Father are sad that you were killed
You and Father are sad that you were killed
You guys just want to cheat again, don't you?
You guys just want to cheat again, don't you?
You guys were great out there.
You guys were great out there.
You have been called out, sir.
You have been called out, sir.
You know how hard it is to find a partner?
You know how hard it is to find a partner?
You know what I got for my tenth birthday?
You know what I got for my tenth birthday?
You know, I'm not a violent person,
You know, I'm not a violent person,
You may do so at this time.
You may do so at this time.
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
You smell like a winner! You want to smell like...
You smell like a winner! You want to smell like...
You were incredible.
You were incredible.
You're gonna kill him! Watch the blade!
You're gonna kill him! Watch the blade!
You're welcome, Stockholm.
You're welcome, Stockholm.
Zip it, Chazz. Zip it or I will punch you in your crap lousy face.
Zip it, Chazz. Zip it or I will punch you in your crap lousy face.
Did we win? I don't know.
Did we win? I don't know.
Get away! Jimmy! No!
Get away! Jimmy! No!
I made it. I knew you would.
I made it. I knew you would.
Now? Yeah
Now? Yeah
She didn't? No.
She didn't? No.
Sorry, I already called it in my head. You can't do that. That doesn't count.
Sorry, I already called it in my head. You can't do that. That doesn't count.
That's a good idea. Much better.
That's a good idea. Much better.
That's what I'm talking about! I'm so proud of you. Good job.
That's what I'm talking about! I'm so proud of you. Good job.
...5.9, 5.9, 5.8, 6.0!
...5.9, 5.9, 5.8, 6.0!
'Cause it was good for me. Let's have a smoke.
'Cause it was good for me. Let's have a smoke.
"I've had lint at the top of my ass crack
"I've had lint at the top of my ass crack