Up in the Air (2009) Soundboard Edit

All right. How's everybody doing out there?

All the things you probably hate about traveling,

Am I supposed to feel better that I'm not the only one losing my job?

And about our buying a house and moving in together,

And that.

And then take photos of them in interesting places,

And then you move into the people

And they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left on earth.

And when I talk about a strategy packet, hand them one of those.

And when were you going to stop

And you're kind of right. This all is just stuff that leads to your eventual demise.

Another 10K before the end of the month?

At a certain point, you stop with the deadlines.

Auto industry is in the dump.

Basically, it's a fleet of shit boxes.

Bingo, Asians.

Bust a move!

But for the first time in my life, I don't want to be that guy alone at a bar.

But I do need you back here in Omaha by the end of week

But there is a dignity to the way I do it.

But, you know, Legal's really starting to come hard at me

Can't imagine why.

Closer. Okay.

Clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, linens,

Coke and IBM have been doing this for years, all right.

Do you want the cancer?

Electricity still on?

Excuse me. Are you available?

Fine. You and the kids?

Good call on that towel rack.

Here you go.

Here, look

Hey, I was hoping I'd hear from you.

Hey, it could have helped you.

How dare you bring that into this palace?

How does it not even cross your mind

I didn't know you were such a jock.

I got the pictures you asked me to get.

I got to grab this. I'll meet you at the car rental.

I mean, like, you secretly pray that he'll be taller than you,

I mean, they say crazy things.

I mean, who am I to be doling out relationship advice, right?

I mean...

I need you to go back to your office now

I think that's a good sign.

I thought I was a part of your real life

I thought we signed up for the same thing.

I told her you were mid air and not even I knew your final destination.

I want a dance partner. I want a plus one.

I was improvising.

I wish I could have you in about five places at once,

I'll get rid of this.

I'm gonna go jump off it.

I'm not a shrink, Bob. I'm a wake up call.

I'm such a fuck up. I love you so much

It was nice to see you cut loose.

It's all right. Just leave the money on the dresser.

It's kind of hard to tell.

It's like the gnome thing.

It's simple. You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes

Just like that?

Just someone who enjoys my company, comes from a good family.

Kara mentioned that you were having some thoughts.

Kind of like that gnome in the French movie.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together

Last night...

Look, I'm not the wedding type, right?

Men get such hard ons from putting their name on stuff.

Natalie, what is it you think we do here?

Natalie, your definition of real is going to evolve as you get older

Never get behind people traveling with infants.

Now, I'm gonna set that backpack on fire

Now, this is gonna be a little difficult, so stay with me.

Oh, Christ.

Oh, my God.

On a domestic flight. Regional, actually.

On a stress level,

On this term terminate, so...

Or maybe a drink?

Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one?

Preventing this place from being totally fucked in the ass.

Review it. All the answers you're looking for are inside.

Ryan Bingham's office.

Sixty thou a year, domestic

So before you try to revolutionize my business,

So, my kids are my purpose, my family.

So, what's the plan for the evening?

Somebody to talk to, someone to spend your life with

Sometimes they just need to vent.

Steven, I want you to review this packet.

Still closer.

Thank you.

Thank you. A packet.

That direction.

That's enough. I think we get it.

That's me, too.

That's why I brought the entire company in from the road,

The slower we move, the faster we die.

Their bodies are littered with hidden metal,

There's nothing cheap about loyalty

There's this beautiful bridge by my house.

They didn't die alone.

They're getting jobs, and they're getting married,

This guy says I'd be lucky to have you.

This is how I start every day of my life

This is pretty fucking sexy.

This is the first step of a process

This is your final boarding call

To put gauze, to put bandages on both my hands.

Walked up... Waited till it was dark,

We could use a little more time.

We have our round the world tickets. They're 500,000 miles each.

We reserve priority assistance for our Hilton Honors members.

We're sharks.

Well, anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world

Well, I doubt they ever admired you, Bob.

Well, Jim has a lot of our nest egg invested in this real estate venture.

What a weaselly prick.

What are they offering?

What the hell happened to you yesterday?

What's all this? What's going on?

What's up, alphaTECH?

When all this shit is swirling around in your head,

Will be my wingtip passing over.

Wow.

Yeah, I can push.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yes, it is.

Yes. Yeah. This is very romantic.

You can just put them right there.

You don't have to sugarcoat it. I get the drill.

You get them into that backpack.

You get these packets in their hand and you get them out the door, okay?

You know, she created it and everything, right?

You know, we'll whack your weeds, we'll change your light bulbs

You ready to go back in?

You start with the little things, the things on shelves and in drawers,

You'll see. Today I took my first crap in two weeks, hallelujah.

You're exactly what I wanna look like in 15 years.

You're not gonna change on me, are you?

You're young. Right now you see settling as some sort of a failure

Your brothers, your sisters, your parents.

but I didn't want you to think... Just relax.

Have you ever tried it? It's not so easy. Yes, I have.

Hey. Kara. Hi.

Hey. I'm Ryan. Jim. Good to meet you.

I bet it's huge. You have no idea.

I should just date women. Tried it

I'm Ryan. I'm Alex.

Kind of lonely, huh? Yes, it was pretty lonely.

Life's better with company. Yeah.

Mr. Bingham. No, no, no. You can't follow me

My first fight. How'd it go?

No. Yeah.

No. Did you? No. Not until college.

Not necessarily. Don't even sweat it.

Say, Bust a move! Bust a move!

Such an amazing accomplishment. You must be very, very excited.

That was a nice touch. Thanks.

That's too bad. Where does she live? Chicago.

That's why I don't have a back home. I know.

We got to do this again. Yeah.

Well done. And you got an invitation

What about you? Let me think.

When am I gonna see you? You're just gonna have to come visit.

Why? This is a mythical situation.

You are so beautiful. Kara was right. Thank you

You must be Alex. Yes, I am. Hi. How are you?