Axe Cop - Season 2 Edit

A brilliant Evil Scientist has kidnapped my true love.

A building, Mark!

A button inside me to blow up the Moon?

A freak squad of mythical creatures who protect all animals.

A live demonstration.

A million years of peace ends today. Huh, time flies, huh?

A planet with a bad guy head?

A real destiny.

A secret nobody knows.

About being bald because everyone has a secret.

Ack.

Actually, I was talking about Bigfoot.

After a successful bad guy massacre.

After all, these three are the last of their kind

After my turn, Grey Diamond's turn,

After that, I used my magic pencil to draw a second Earth in space.

Ah, bomb people. Axe Cop, that is brilliant.

Ah, it's got my leg! My lucky leg!

Ah, right. This trampoline is mine.

Ah, there she is!

Ah, you are so strong, so br... Wait a second...

Ah!

Ah! Oh, no!

Ahem. A ham toast.

Ahem. Oh, actually, Axe Cop,

Ahh hhh!

Ahhhhh. What the...?

Aliens!? This party just got fun.

All over the world.

All right fine. Let's go kill him together.

All right folks, time for "couple skate" competition,

All right, fine.

All right, my first night mission!

All right, Wexter got us on the Moon,

All right! Another hot plate!

All right! Where do you get upgrades?

All the inhabitants on our planet.

All the other idiots on Earth will be dead too.

All the sand people are gone.

All the work in Secret Town

Allow me to demonstrate.

Allow me to present the last platypus!

Allow me to show you around my bad guys greenery.

Almighty Baboon, I command you to spit me out.

Almighty Bear!

Almost all the animals on Earth are dead!

Also golden bladed chainsaws.

Although I obviously wouldn't because my precision is stellar.

American History Museum, how may I direct your call?

Amount they stole dropped on them in change.

Anchors aweigh!

And a cutting ray.

And a million years of peace is over. So I'll never be bored again.

And absorb their powers myself.

And also dying! Hya!

And as such, I will make up some new laws.

And babies are dumb.

And Bigfoot stomp attack to defeat the Extincter

And chopped by the gentleman with the axe.

And compete for big prizes.

And everyone would have to pay to come and get a glimpse of me!

And fall right into our trap.

And get a job, I would give them each a chicken.

And had Uni Man insert them into all the animals he killed.

And has grown an evil, gigantic moon head.

And he can do with them whatever he wishes.

And he is sleeping on a park bench in Arizona City, Arizona.

And he told me there will be 1 million years

And I gotta pawn this A.S.A.Possible.

And I want to chop your head off!

And I want to destroy the Universe!

And I was attacked by a skunk man!

And I won't be able to chop off all their heads.

And I'll be taking the trampoline.

And I'm gonna go find something else awesome to do.

And if he tells anyone, I'll be so embarrassed

And in the event of a tie, the trampoline goes to me.

And kill the Almighty Baboon.

And kill the brilliant Evil Scientist.

And my brain is so smart that everyone's stupidity

And my life started to change.

And next week's couples skate grand prize

And next week's prize is the ultimate space trampoline.

And no holding hands.

And now all my moon people will be able to change

And now for the delicious part... claiming its powers!

And now it's my turn to lead.

And now so are your bad guy plant people.

And now, without Axe Cop here to stop me,

And now... I have to kill you.

And on Friday, it's parole hearing day.

And only bad guys greenery to fertilize their product

And saved everybody.

And shoot everything that moves!

And since you two aren't very good listeners,

And skin you boys, too, just for fun.

And so I went to prison a very angry person

And so...

And soon I'll be the only one.

And soon, thanks to my robot Axe Cop,

And stab themselves in the chest.

And stick your tongue out.

And that's when he accidentally bit our son

And the acceleration of the disease has been stabilized.

And the bears are all hairless,

And the best part is, Axe Cop is helping me to do it.

And the lunch lady!

And then I spent the next one million years

And then I will know sweet brain peace.

And then kill it before it kills Flute Cop.

And then this little peanut right here...

And they are now entering our bloodstreams.

And they have presents for you.

And they named me Koko Mia. We were both half dog.

And they'll go quite nicely with my Arctic tiger,

And they're heading Downtown!

And told me I wasn't allowed to go to the ZOO ever again.

And turned him into this disgusting thing.

And wash your clothes in chocolate milk.

And we brought the ultimate weapon to defeat you.

And will help me win the couples skate.

And with no ocean there would be no barrier

And with the power of this here Grey Diamond,

And write this down. Four, eight, fif...

And you know what? I'm not one to hold my best friends back.

And you know what? I'm not one to hold my best friends back.

And you know who's awesome at sleepovers?

And you practically brought them right to me.

And, uh... Wait, I lost him somehow.

Anita, can you run Uni Baby a bath?

Anita, no time for gasping.

Anyone that steals money Now gets the

Anything you draw with it comes to life.

Apparently, they're having a big countdown party

Are going to attack Earth.

Are you supposed to be like a scary ram or something?

Are you sure you can kill your birth sister?

Are you the last one of all?

Are you trying to get our heads chopped off?!

Argh!

As if baboon pocolypse wasn't bad enough,

As per ushe. And one mysterious envelope.

As punishment for helping a bad guy,

As you know, Satan and his demons are trying to attack Heaven.

At all. Like zero.

At the American History Museum in the ancient Alabama exhibit.

Attention survivors,

Awesome! You don't have to say thank you.

Axe Cop and the Beast Force just left, boss.

Axe Cop has been elected president of the world.

Axe Cop is... bald!

Axe Cop would never tell people to stab themselves.

Axe Cop, buddy, it's "couples" skate,

Axe Cop, catch!

Axe Cop, check it out. I'm gonna be sexy ketchup,

Axe Cop, chop the net!

Axe Cop, come in, Axe Cop. We've got a big problem down here.

Axe Cop, come in.

Axe Cop, come in. This your attack decoy.

Axe Cop, did you bring tweezers?

Axe Cop, does the Warden know you're doing this?

Axe Cop, here's a bag of fan mail from single women,

Axe Cop, hold still!

Axe Cop, I am no volcanologist,

Axe Cop, I'm at the heart. Oh ho ho, it's so gross!

Axe Cop, I'm the King of All Time.

Axe Cop, is your speech over yet?

Axe Cop, what are you doing here?

Axe Cop, what kind of laws?

Axe Cop, you have to save my daughter.

Axe Cop, you've broken every normal cop rule in the book.

Axe Cop! Night mission!

Axe Cop! No! Help!

Axe Cop!? What are you doing?

Axe Cop?

Axe Cop? I thought you just killed us!

Axe Cop? I've heard about you.

Axe Cop. Axe Cop!

Axe Cop's brain.

Axe Cop's brains!

Axe Cop's loyal partner.

Axe Girl, while I thank you for you help,

Axe Girl? From Axe Planet?

Baba Mia!

Baboons, battle stations!

Baboons! Shoot your bullets at them with your guns.

Baboons! We're under a baboon attack!

Baby kid's mom is being held prisoner.

Back then I used my powers to commit crime.

Bad guy heads?

Bad guy plant people...

Bad guys on the whole planet.

Bad guys with their heads still on.

Barf.

Bawk!

Bawk! Bawk bawk.

Be quiet! Grey Diamond, who won?

Be that as it may, the normal cop rules are as follows:

Bear army, kill all the baboons!

Bear pet, now!

Bearopolis is amazing!

Beast Force... you're gonna show me where you found this.

Because being embarrassed is my greatest weakness.

Because ham is even better than birthday cake!

Because he doesn't get unemployment if he quits. I told him that.

Because he doesn't get unemployment if he quits. I told him that.

Because I couldn't protect my half dog parents.

Because I like my head right where it is,

Because I'm really good at drawing.

Because this is about to be your last supper!

Because we're never leaving.

Because why else would there be

Best friend!

Better animals that people would be excited to see.

Better. Flute Cop, you're up.

Big guy, got some gun bills for you.

Bigfoot! Super secret stomp attack!

Bigfoot? He's real?

Bite it now!

Break through its bones with your face, and bite it in the heart.

Breaking news

Bring me all the evil in the capital!

Bring my daughter back, evil aliens!

Bring the ultimate space trampoline back to the station.

Brothers and sisters, please do not grow weary,

Buenas tardes, Doctor Maracas!

But after we win you are automatically dumped,

But all we could find was his beast watch.

But aren't volcanoes too hot to go inside of?

But Axe Cop says he has a plan.

But first, I would like to ask you one important question while we're talking.

But for everybody else, it's the absolute worst thing you can be.

But he's not trying to bite my neck.

But here I am safe. Even the animals can't hurt me.

But hold on to hope. For I, Flute Cop, am with you.

But how? There aren't any bombs on the Moon.

But I also wear my hat to hide my most embarrassing secret.

But I don't want to leave. Prison is the best!

But I should lead because I can use my lobster antennas

But I thought you were my new best friend.

But I'll never hit a moving target that fast with my eyes closed!

But I'm getting a little impatient.

But if the dial was ever stuck on a super Moon,

But if there isn't any water...

But if you join me, you can be half of everything!

But instead of thanking me, they fired me!

But know this, I am your loyal partner and I'm going to

But maybe you have some ideas, hm?

But now that I've brilliantly tricked you here,

But one day, while I was out hunting for lobster

But one night around dinner time...

But people got tired of seeing the same old monkeys and lions.

But that doesn't make any sense.

But that was months ago.

But the reason I'm here

But the Secret President is still alive.

But there is one problem, you see.

But turns out the grey diamond has no powers.

But we must hurry. Where's the trampoline?

But yes, I agree that learning is dumb.

But you did, buddy, and I love babies, you know that.

But you know that diamond you keep calling about?

But you know who is?

But you look like a pretty confident guy.

But, Axe Cop, the president is dead!

But, let's make this interesting.

But, you will always be gross to me. And dumb.

By two perfect axes at the same time.

Can tell you your destiny if you listen really closely.

Causes me tremendous... brain pain!

Chop off real Axe Cop's stupid head.

Chop your head off, Axe Cop.

Chop!

Chopper to base, chopper to base.

Chosen one to defeat me?

Chubby here might make a nice rug for my ping pong room.

Chupacabra leg!

Codes for all the nuclear weapons in the world

Come here, shh shh.

Congratulations. What a show.

Correct. He has a huge army of animal brain eating hunters.

Crying? Fighting elephants don't cry.

Cuff him, boys.

Dad! Daddy! Dad, where are you?!

Dada!

Dear Evil Scientist,

Dear God, my friend, please take us

Diamond for a head before I pawned it for $15.

Diamond theories of my day.

Did you open all of President Axe Cop's presents?!

Did you say, prizes? Okay.

Do not touch my presents. I'll know if you do.

Doctor, it's time to face the facts.

Don't be stupid. I killed Maurice.

Don't embarrass yourself.

Don't ever touch my axe again.

Don't let her touch that moon dial!

Don't worry, bonzo, no one's giving up on...

Don't worry, Vampire Man baby kid.

Don't worry, you are going to be my sacrificial offering

Don't you mean on the Moon?

Done. Submit.

Drink the best water juice and eat the best water cake.

Dude, this is Axe Cop, okay? He's never steered us wrong before.

Earth so they can enter our blood and kill the baboons.

Earth, I am Axe Cop, president of the world.

Eating the bad guys is making them bigger!

Eh, don't matter. Nobody wants his stupid brain anyhow.

Eh, it's pretty decent.

Even me... Uncle Axe.

Even through I would have been fine without your help.

Every second of the day, he never stopped working,

Everybody, look!

Everyone has to open their kitchen drawers,

Except me. His name is Larry, the almighty human,

Excuse me, police officers with axes,

Explain yourself, chicken man.

Extincter! Looks like your hunters fell

Fetch me my tiger cuffs and shark nets.

Fight the animals. The animals are all very good fighters.

Finally, I am not bored!

Fine, I'm going back to my own time and turning back into a man.

Fine, just this once. Let's go!

Fine. I would never want to hold your hand anyway,

Fine. I'll try it.

First of all, I'm the best at killing bad guys.

First order of business, we're going to talk

First place, Axe Cop and Axe Girl.

Flute Cop is only loyal to me,

Flute Cop, I command you to command the Almighty Bear pet

Flute Cop, order it to shrink down all the bears on

Flute Cop, quick, chew through the stomach,

Flute Cop, take a bath in tomato juice...

Flute Cop, you stay here and monitor the extinctometer.

Flute Cop's turn, Sockarang's turn,

Follow me.

For every one bad guy's head I plant, I can grow a thousand

For him to come over on my best friend calling watch.

For the end of peace countdown party.

For the money, you fool.

For the oldest hunting trick in the book..

From Axe Cop loyal partner, the Flute Cop.

From finishing what we started.

From getting Axe Cop's soul.

From hell. And people are wondering where the heck is Axe Cop?

From his evil vampire father. What do you say?

From that day on, I've been God's friend

From the moon people, who are normally very weak.

Geez. This is awful. Oh no!

Get with the program, Flute Cop!

Get you out of here before you can finish the alphabet.

Go ahead, evil robot Axe Cop,

Go extinct, we could use the brains of the last ones

Go f fff find a pen

Go get help, Vampire Man baby kid!

God said there would be a million years of peace

God, Axe Cop and his team have arrived.

God, I'm here for you, scaredy cat!

God?

God? You're a girl? But all girls are on the dumb list.

Good job, little chicky. Axe Cop won't be a problem now.

Good morning, sweetie. Say hi to daddy.

Good, because they're disgusting.

Got an orphan down below, bringing him in.

Gotcha! Tranq 'em, boys!

Great story. I'll give you $15 for it.

Great. Wexter!

Grey Diamond, get the desk!

Grey Diamond, hide the ultimate space trampoline

Grey Diamond, let's go!

Grey Diamond, you're in charge of judging.

Grey Diamond, you're in charge of the phones. Bye.

Grey Diamond!

Grey Diamond? What are you doing here?

Grey Diamond.

Grey Diamond...

Grey, did you see this?

Guards, grab him!

Guess I don't need this stupid thing anymore.

H'ya!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha! And now it's too late to stop me.

Ha! Those horns are funny.

Half lobster, half dog with a human head.

Has recently been infected with horse measles

Have a double secret... an ultimate robot lives

Have fun, Axe Cop.

Have you been looking for mayonnaise this whole time?

Have you ever seen anything so lethal?

Have you looked outside lately?!

He died from eating poisoned candy canes.

He does? I don't know, Axe Cop,

He doesn't talk to his wife anymore!

He hasn't left his room in months.

He said a million years of peace on Earth.

He sent me here. We're friends. No big deal.

He told me your evil plan. I told him you already told me.

He turned them microscopic,

He'd chop their heads off himself. Unless...

He's crazy! Don't listen to him!

He's got the Washington Monument, the sharpest

He's too big! What are we gonna do?

Hee haw!

Hee haw!

Hell Chicken has summoned the Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse.

Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse!

Hell Chicken zombies, remove Axe Cop's hat!

Hello, Mr. Secret President, sir.

Here comes the giant dinosaur with food for the little baby.

Here comes the snaky tiger!

Here in Washington, DC, the ham capital of America.

Here is your big prize.

Here you go. Bloop.

Here, take your flute.

Here's your ham, boys.

Hexter here has unlimited bullets.

Hey, Axe Cop, maybe I can tag along on this one?

Hey, Axe Cop, you okay? Your face looks like it's melting.

Hey, bro, you got any of those purple vitamin C gummies left?

Hey, buddy, you're not gonna believe this,

Hey, Grey, you got anymore candy we can throw at them?

Hey, I'm free! I'm free!

Hey, let go of Axe Cop's soul!

Hey, look!

Hey, maybe you should try the ham, Axe Cop?

Hey, Sergeant G, my old partner! High fives!

Hey, the baboons are gone! You did it, Axe Cop!

Hey, wait a second, it's Axe Cop!

His father was a vampire.

His job was to protect the dial that controls the phases of the Moon.

Hmm, I always have wanted to kill an evil vampire.

Hmm, not bad for a triceratops. Wexter is, of course, better.

Hmm. Where'd you get that, ace?

Hmm... Mmm...

Hmm... now, if I was a Bigfoot,

Hmmm.

Ho ho ho ho!

Hold him still, Flute Cop.

Honestly, I wouldn't worry about it, buddy.

Honey, can you get that?

Hoot hoot hoot. Hoot.

Hoot!

Hoot!

Hot chocolate, a fancy hat, laughing children.

How are we going to find a microscopic baboon?

How are we gonna get to Heaven?

How are we supposed to fight that?

How do we know that the Extincter doesn't already have him?

How do you feel knowing you'll probably never have to

How'd you get him to scoop ice cream for you?

Huh, I could have sworn he knew our names.

Huh? Flute Cop's in trouble.

Huh? Look at you. Poor little skunk.

Hya!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I already got a destiny.

I already thought of that.

I already told you.

I am going to the oval office and never coming out ever again!

I am now president of the world.

I became such a good guy that they let me out early.

I bid you good evening, Axe Cop.

I brought Jr. Cobbb back to life using a health potion.

I brought you Axe Cop.

I call upon the ancient words...

I can do whatever I want!

I can do whatever I want!

I can execute my genius plan.

I can help you solve this problem.

I can speed read. Oh man!

I can't do much about their heads,

I can't fight you right now.

I can't help them, Uncle Axe. Hell Chicken knows my secret.

I can't kill one sister to save another.

I can't talk now. I'm infiltrating the Extincter's base

I cannot figure that guy out.

I chopped the Extincter's brain into tiny pieces

I couldn't have done it without you.

I couldn't have done it without you.

I decided I didn't want to be a bad guy anymore.

I decided to get rid of all the animals

I did kill you. But then I un killed you.

I don't have to share them with you. Hexter!

I don't help babies, especially on night missions!

I don't know if I can handle this... Ah! Flamingos are gone!

I don't know one person who doesn't love therapy.

I don't know, I think Sockarang ate them.

I don't know. Something doesn't feel right about this.

I don't need one. I'm already perfect.

I even dipped into Uni Baby's college fund.

I get it seven days a week, and she can have it zero.

I got a better idea. Check this out.

I got a great idea. Go kill him.

I gotta do something! Ah!

I guess he really did have a plan after all.

I guess it was all just a waste of time then.

I guess there is a downside to a million years of peace.

I guess we're just gonna have to cut it out.

I have a better idea.

I have a destiny and it's to protect Axe Cop?!

I have come to offer you a fat human sacrifice

I have no gender. This is simply my voice.

I have no idea, 'cause that's not easy. I mean, I'm not ashamed

I have to go on an important night mission.

I have to head back to Axe Planet now,

I have to wear a bear disguise to blend in.

I have traveled all the way from the beach to...

I have two more dead bad guys coming your way.

I haven't heard that name in years, bro.

I I I I I don't have one!

I I tried to kill him last time.

I just never been around so much death before.

I just picked the best voice.

I knew they'd be perfect for the job.

I knew you'd come back for me.

I knew you'd save me.

I know it seems bleak, but we're pooling all our money

I know, but this is an emergency.

I lectured on some of the most controversial

I look forward to leading us on this mission, Axe Cop.

I love ham so much that from this day forward,

I love this place.

I love you!

I love you.

I mean, he's just a baby. He doesn't pick up on nuances.

I mean, the baboons are everywhere inside of us,

I mean, who am I supposed to root for?

I named it...

I need a partner now.

I need a partner now.

I need you to defend this sacred place.

I need you to go to talking gorilla planet with me

I never saw my sister again.

I now prefer the trebuchet. Ahem, Axe Girl,

I now prefer the trebuchet. Ahem, Axe Girl,

I only married this vampire to get close enough to his moon dial.

I only married you to escape boredom!

I present to you the most powerful woman

I promised your father

I relocated every single person to Earth 2.

I saved you!

I say we stab ourselves in the chest.

I should never have brought you along, Flute Cop.

I take it you enjoyed the skunk brain?

I think I can pick the lock.

I think President Axe Cop has finally lost it.

I think we should be safe now. Why don't you guys get some naptime?

I think you're mispronouncing "now!"

I thought they were shipping you out

I told them if they'd agree to take a shower

I told them if we let some of the boring species

I used to love animals. In fact, I worked at a ZOO.

I volunteered to work with homeless people.

I vote we help the little guy save his mom

I vowed to protect my new, nice sister from any harm,

I wanna do whatever I want.

I want a nice, clean jump here,

I want to do whatever I want!

I was a bad guy.

I was just waiting for your old chum Bigfoot

I was layin' low, bidin' my time

I will adopt you and I will raise you as my own.

I will allow you to be my pretend boyfriend

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will draw a giant bad guy

I will open the bidding for bad guy army at... $1.

I wouldn't know.

I wouldn't quit until we found a cure for baboon rage.

I, Hasta Mia, hereby rename my new planet

I... am bald.

I'd like to present you with a gift for a job well done

I'll auction my bad guys army off to the highest bidder,

I'll be home in a couple of hours!

I'll be right there, city boy.

I'll chop your head off!

I'll chop your head off! Ha'!

I'll chop your...

I'll chop your...

I'll chop your...

I'll go after Satan!

I'll go first, since mine is the best.

I'll tell ya, the paperwork involved with top notch police work

I'll try to make this as painless as possible.

I'm a husky guy, I could pass for a bear.

I'm coming for you, old friend.

I'm counting on it. Let's go!

I'm dispatching some of my finest hunters as we speak.

I'm going on the internet to find a girlfriend

I'm going to dedicate my life to the enjoyment of ham!

I'm going to go back in time and get Ice Vikings.

I'm gonna be half man... half everything!

I'm gonna change into a Hell Chicken zombie.

I'm gonna miss being the last hope of mankind.

I'm in the middle of changing our baby.

I'm just a regular guy that used to have a giant

I'm not listening to you. I need to be in a couple so I can win

I'm obviously talking about Axe Cop. Who else would do that?

I'm on my way to a party. They're serving water cake!

I'm proud of myself.

I'm really worried about President Axe Cop.

I'm so sorry this is taking so long.

I'm so sorry, darling, we are fresh out of birthday cake.

I'm sorry, Lord Muchacho.

I'm sure he's here somewhere.

I'm the better skater, I had the best moves,

I'm wearing hypno proof sunglasses!

I've been bit.

I've been training them to go on night missions with me.

I've built the world's greatest ham restaurant

I've got to get back to prison. It's Friday.

Ice Viking horns freeze acid goo.

If I chop off my side better, I get to keep the trampoline.

If I was water cake, where would I be?

If only we could understand what he is trying to tell us.

If the evil aliens give the planet a new name that rhymes with

Impossible! Every day is my birthday!

In 10, nine, eight...

In a top secret engineering lab filled with baboons.

In any case, time to practice our moves. Lace up, Axe Girl!

In the end, the bears returned to Bearopolis.

In the name of God, put down that ham immediately!

In the temple of the Almighty Bear.

In two thirds of the world: the Water Queen.

Inside of me is to karate kick me

Into eating poisoned tacos, then watching them die."

Into our bloodstreams,

Into their true form...

Into this part and listen into this part!

Is because I'm the best at winning prizes.

Is done by bad guys I killed and brought back to life.

Is ham the greatest food ever made?

Is that right?

Is that the best you've got, God?

Is the one with the purple bum.

Is the ultimate space trampoline.

It began like most things:

It has a freeze ray.

It is one of my favorite things about myself.

It is time, Axe Cop.

It makes me melt... literally.

It says here that we need to go visit the Almighty Bear.

It says right here that the Almighty Baboon

It was a waste of time... until you showed up.

It was Axe Cop and Flute Cop!

It was great seeing you, son

It will not try to hypnotize you. It's just for learning.

It's a letter made of water. "Dear Axe Cop.

It's alien chopping time!

It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Secret President.

It's art, really.

It's bath time and we have absolutely no water!

It's bears!

It's been a week since we introduced the bears

It's called an interplanetary couples therapy retreat.

It's gonna be a long night.

It's grey.

It's grey. It's grey.

It's helping me become the strongest, smartest animal on Earth.

It's just a couple of seconds. What could happen?

It's just a shame all those pigs had to die.

It's my destiny to protect you.

It's my ultimate space trampoline, I won!

It's not like you have any powers, proper training

It's our only option. I knew this day would come,

It's pretty scientific, actually. Uses love algorithms and whatnot

It's the normal ZOO.

It's the secret hideout of Bigfoot's team,

It's time to kill Satan!

It's time to summon the Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse.

It's your destiny.

Jackalope horns!

Jr. Cobbb here from the planet of talking gorillas.

Jr. Cobbb, where is the brilliant Evil Scientist?

Just like everyone on Earth. You're dumb!

Just like we agreed on.

Just like we agreed on.

Just take a bite, buddy. If you don't like it,

Keeping the world free of disease.

Kevin, Roger, get this raccoon to safety!

Kill each other.

Larry went back to sleep and for Axe Cop, well...

Lava!

Let me explain how this will work.

Let me just dig in.

Let me tell you your actual origin story,

Let your ears be your eyes. Flute Cop, take it away.

Let's do this. I just hope I don't accidentally

Let's get it on, and let's have fun, and let's jump!

Let's get these three back to the lodge. We'll use 'em as Bigfoot bait.

Let's go inside a mouse's imagination!

Let's go live to hear what the best president ever has to say.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's start killing them!

Liborg!

Liborg! Which is why, while you were talking, I signaled

Like this? Can you see me?

Look at what the Rainbow Princess gave Axe Cop.

Look, a Tear Sparrow! It must be from my adopted sister,

Look, it's evil Rhino Man!

Look! A gold TV!

Look! That must be the tower where Vampire Man

Look. There's still one Bigfoot.

Looks like someone saved the Water Queen.

Looks like you're about to explode. Signed, Axe Cop.

Looks like your embarrassing secret is: You're dead.

Lord Diamond! You're supposed to be on display

Lord, I'm coming home to you.

Love it. Grey Diamond!

Loyal bad guy people, kill Axe Cop.

Make it quick, attack decoy, I'm watching "Uncle Axe."

Many, many, many bad guys are coming to kill us.

Mark Frankenstein? No one respects you

May I introduce Chef Philip, the greatest ham cook on Earth.

Maybe I can help with that.

Maybe I'll have a little snack in the meantime.

Maybe you two can work together on the solution here.

Me? But I don't even have a battle cry.

Me? No no. You go kill him.

Mm mmm!

Mmm.

Mommy's got something she's been waiting a long time to do.

Monday is gym day.

Morning tea, sir.

Moustache, cop outfit, full head of hair,

Mr. Chicken Chickenslice, you shoot chickens at that monument!

Mr. President, may I present the great wizard Artist Rabbit?

Must be a new model.

My baby!

My dear sir, I hope you understand

My diamond hunting days are long behind me, best friend.

My diamond is not stinging at all.

My hat is amazing. I wear it for many reasons.