GLOW - Season 1 Edit

A custodian of new life.

A fishermen cannot kill a chicken

A fucking backhand?

A lockup, it's kind of like dancing when you first start, so...

A lot.

A man's true ball...

A nomadic road warrior whose tough as nails persona

A persona that's... fully realized.

A pool party?

A script

A Welfare Queen.

A working class hero.

A young country girl jumps out of the stands,

Aah! Don't get it wet!

Abortion is only thing there is no line for.

About as long as I can possibly pretend that everything's okay.

According to my ex wife's cognitive behavioral therapist.

Actor and trainer.

Actually, could you reenter?

Actually, he wouldn't. His valet would climb in

Actually, know what? Maybe we should take a break.

Actually, Mayan.

Again, can you keep my business to yourself?

Ah, I get it.

Ah, Quincy, Quincy.

Ah, there is a robot. It's... What are these? [chuckles]

Ah! Oh, no! [groans]

Ah! You see that?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Between a nutjob televangelist and an oriental cartoon.

Ah. Delayed pain.

Ah. That's it. That's me.

Aka, the man who's making all of our dreams come true, huh?

All jobs are a crapshoot. Get used to it.

All paid for by the American taxpayer.

All right, a little less swordplay. I don't want it to be about the prop.

All right, all right. Let's take five.

All right, come on. Come on. Come on

All right, come on. We need to start thinking about the show.

All right, first song to come on, it's an omen.

All right, go ahead.

All right, great. Listen to Cherry.

All right, how about wolf lady?

All right, I'll tell ya.

All right, if you don't wanna leave here with a broken spine,

All right, ladies, get the fuck in. I still gotta get gas.

All right, now the next part's just wrestling.

All right, so today, we're gonna focus on selling the drama. All right?

All right, take it easy. This is what's happening.

All right, um...

All right, well, this is exciting. The match on Friday was a success.

All right, who wants to make ten bucks? Huh?

All right, you hired me because I'm a professional.

All right?

All right? I have a shitty history with women.

All right? Let's just be nice.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Guys, you guys!

All right. I'm feeling generous.

All right. Now, lunge and miss.

All right. Okay, now stick your belly out a little bit, you're pregnant.

All right. Sheila, you ever thought about claws, maybe?

All right. So, it goes a little something like this.

All right. So, we're gonna put the ring...

All right. Well, come back tomorrow.

All right. Well, if he rings the bell, tell Bash that I need to talk to him.

All right...

All the windows need to be open at all times.

All those people hated me.

Almost done

Also known as getting written off the show.

Also, I did a lot of crack.

Also, may I say that script was your best work since Blood Disco?

Am I good?

Am I on fucking Candid Camera? Why is she still here?

Am I right?

Am I right?

Amazing. I was hooked.

America, you have turned your back on me long enough!

American made piece of shit!

An okay person.

And a new animated show called Miyamoto Musashi.

And a strict no drug policy.

And all you think about is all the guys you'd get to sleep with

And almost has sex with his mother?

And also my first and my last name.

And Asian.

And because of that, we're instituting a curfew,

And can you follow basic direction?

And celebrate with us tonight? We're all going.

And earlier, I was doing algebra...

And finally, our star.

And fucking weird. I don't know.

And go topless.

And grab me by the hair and throw me to the ground?

And guys... Well, guys, let's be honest.

And hand sewing is not an option.

And having a woman in charge instead of that Sackballs guy?

And he and all of his friends lost their jobs.

And he goes back in time instead to the 1950s,

And he says, "It's a good thing Bonzo is a Democrat,

And he's like, "Who?"

And he's...

And her opponent today, from the dusty, dangerous deserts of Lebanon,

And here comes the crown.

And his cock works great.

And I can put Randy down. I'll cook.

And I didn't... You know, I didn't handle it well, but...

And I don't have anybody to talk to about it.

And I don't like being told what to do.

And I don't want him turning on the TV and getting upset.

And I for one am certain we will triumph.

And I have a very acute sense of smell.

And I have lots of ideas for characters.

And I just need 9,000 more dollars

And I know how to make these moves look real.

And I lives like a queen.

And I met this guy Raúl who makes tequila...

And I need chow fun from Two Panda Deli.

And I saw it. I saw it, Debbie.

And I think I still have a spare key to your apartment in my bag.

And I think I was acting out of this deep well of resentment

And I thought of you.

And I tried, I begged.

And I wanna put that on television every single week, Debbie.

And I was like, "Yes. Yeah. Why am I working?"

And I will not be bullied into submission.

And I will not be bullied into submission.

And I would lie in that hospital bed, just feeling powerless.

And I'm also gonna have to have you sign a waiver..

And I'm just a small town girl, trying to do the right thing,

And I'm just gonna cast as we go along, starting with Ruth.

And I'm not acting anymore.

And I'm ready to kick your Soviet ass all the way back to Siberia.

And I'm uncomfortable now. Good night, ladies.

And I'm your worst nightmare.

And I've eaten Cinnamon Toast Crunch for my last...

And I've learned don't look directly into Bash's mom's eyes.

And if I leave him, where do I live?

And if you have any special skills or hidden talents, favorite sex positions.

And if you're not that, you're just some overeager fanboy

And if you're not, I'll make you die.

And in wrestling, that is the foundation upon which we need to build.

And it doesn't belong to Randy... or Mark

And it looks like evil's winning today.

And it's a better feeling than drugs.

And it's almost always a man,

And it's working.

And just be in a Van Halen video by the end of the day.

And just, like, fuck it.

And keeping poor black children off of crack is very important to me.

And knows how to give a blow job without choking.

And learn something new, and we did!

And lobotomized with my balls cut off.

And look

And look at me and smile.

And make a pretty cry face, you are punished.

And make some progress so you'll consider working on our marriage.

And meet me across the street at the Hayworth.

And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring.

And no matter how... I'm so overwhelmed.

And not be alone before I never see any of you again.

And now she needs a nap.

And now she's going around knocking people unconscious?

And now the final showdown for the first ever GLOW crown.

And now, you will pay the ultimate price.

And nuclear power.

And only because it's rush hour.

And our TV keeps fuzzing out.

And pain faces.

And partied with him an extra five years after that.

And paterfamilias of this whole operation,

And pretending to audition for a show that I'm directing,

And relax,

And reset. Anyway. And then, um...

And she finished her off with a Power Bomb.

And she's a rip off of Madonna, who is so huge right now.

And so far it's just insults.

And so I can eat.

And squeeze.

And strut like you own the ring.

And suddenly, out of nowhere, I started bleeding right out of my butt.

And terribly happy.

And that means it's time to unleash the Beast.

And that was his plan, to ruin Steel Horse's life

And the announcer could be like, "It's a full moon, ladies and germs.

And the brothers, too. Mighty Tom Jackson and Big Kurt Jackson.

And the city is Beirut.

And the crowd is chanting. Machu! Machu! Machu! Machu!

And the cycle repeats itself.

And the only way I could get it to stop

And the rapist starts to...

And the ref's ready to call it.

And the rice paddies of China, respectively,

And the She Wolf just fed the party girl a turnbuckle sandwich

And the Ubamba province of Peru, respectively,

And their welfare reform and race baiting shit.

And then every...

And then following me around like some crazed fangirl,

And then he does.

And then I never want to see you again.

And then I said, "Oh, God, the baby!"

And then I sober up by the end of the party?

And then I think I'm gonna spin around,

And then I, you know, squirted ketchup out of my vagina.

And then just sort of in like this.

And then maybe you will.

And then my, uh, character is...

And then season three, I graduate to a wheelchair

And then the next second I'm like, "I don't know. Is she? Really?"

And then the other part was...

And then there are people like us

And then they put me in the year long coma.

And then, boom, Sleeping Beauty.

And then, he kidnapped Crystal, Steel Horse's woman, and brainwashed her.

And there is no woman more desperate...

And there's nothing more dangerous than a desperate woman.

And they sometimes bring us, uh, Lebanese food,

And this is not a good day for communism.

And this match is heating up hotter than a hot spring in the desert.

And those drinks were free and... And I was feeling sorry for myself,

And those soap writers didn't count on you having brains.

And though I am only moderately attractive...

And two Diet Pepsis and one Pepsi regular, and that's it.

And two, do I like your face,

And watch them get their pictures taken, and it's not fair.

And we know what's gonna go down. Because that's a partnership, you know?

And we still have two hours to figure everything else out.

And we... are the good guys.

And we're gonna put your arm around my neck.

And we've got some animated fans in the audience.

And what I do in the morning...

And when I get back,

And who doesn't like Mallomars, right, baby?

And who knows if anyone's gonna watch this?

And why wouldn't it happen?

And with her, as always, is her trusted GLOW bot.

And wrestling is an art, despite my mother's opinion,

And you can be honest with me.

And you could...

And you do, and...

And you guys are gonna line up,

And you have considered all your options?

And you took advantage of that.

And you took this job because no one else would hire you.

And you wear oversize diapers for a living.

And you, you were in the middle of the ring.

And you...

And you...

And you're comfortable with the decision to end your pregnancy?

And, I don't know, I'm, like, using it for me

And...

And... I feel like a goddamn superhero.

And... Well, everything's fine, but... I'm just gonna grab my keys, and..

And/or death.

Another wise decision.

Any of you.

Any position with my legs over my head.

Anything canned under the sun.

Anything to add?

Anyway, we'd like to bring you in.

Apologies, compromise...

Are free, safe, and at this moment, on their way to Frankfurt...

Are gonna be wrestling on television, not even cable television,

Are there problems with money?

Are we doing a demo?

Are we gonna stay for the second half? Wanna get some dinner?

Are you already high?

Are you cramping? Are you experiencing any other symptoms of pain?

Are you done? 'Cause some of us like to work.

Are you guys a band or something?

Are you guys going out?

Are you having fun?

Are you insane?

Are you joining the team?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? It's a leading role.

Are you moving out? For real?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you SAG?

Are you the keeper of the Specimen?

Are you tripping?

Are you waiting for me to open the door for you?

As in, almost the exact same thing, but with a bow in her hair.

As opposed to what?

As soon as this is over, we gonna party. We gonna celebrate.

At a combined weight of 227 pounds,

At a combined weight of... Aw, who the heck cares?

At a little spot called the Blue Barn Theatre.

At my beaker full of a science experiment.

At Patio Town, you never get to stand in line.

At the beginning of every play,

Attack... the ropes.

Audrey Hepburn winning an Oscar for Roman Holiday.

Aw. [kisses]

Baby, phone call.

Baby, we need to redo the bathroom.

Backstory. Wrestling is not about backstory.

Balls.

Based on one, can you move,

Bash Howard Productions and Patio Town Inc. proudly present,

Bash is MIA. I could use a second opinion.

Bash said to look conservative. We didn't have a lot of options.

Bash say, give you poolside view.

Bash's mom gave us a ballroom.

Be a real American. Hoo.

Be my guest.

Be nice. Do something.

Be true to yourself. True to your country.

Beauty versus the Beast

Because I am fast like dragon!

Because I have this new idea for a character...

Because I was just in my really good friends Dawn and Stacey's room,

Because I'm Britannica...

Because she doesn't speak English.

Because that's what you do.

Because the next fucking thing never happens.

Because we deserve stuff, too.

Because you wouldn't have let me audition. I'm 25, Dad.

Because, hey, it's on a fault line.

Before your very eyes."

Beirut's signature move, the Lebanese Cannonball.

Beirut's signature move.

Best decision I ever made.

Big goof.

Billy? Who the fuck is Billy?

Bingo. She's Oriental.

Bird baths, furniture, custom fire pits, you know.

Birthday, birthday.

Birthday! [whooping]

Blood Disco is a disturbing morality tale for our generation."

Body slam! [grunting]

Boo!

Booming local business

Boop, boop, boop, boop. Yes!

Bored housewife in dress?

Bourbon and despair.

Bread.

Bring a couple of the girls, you know.

Britannica! Terrorist!

Buddy.

Bullshit! You know what I think?

Bummer.

But also kind of made of wood and steel.

But at least she's trying to make us an ensemble.

But brush your teeth first. I'll keep things moving

But can you maybe also not do that? When I said I wanted something different,

But can you please never leave me alone at this party?

But here comes Britannica, a genius in and out of the ring.

But I do spray that on my clothes if I forget to do laundry,

But I don't care.

But I don't even know who this is.

But I don't get to play any of these characters if there's no show.

But I don't have a star.

But I have something even shinier...

But I have to say, new Laura can't act for shit.

But I remember thinking to myself:

But I think you could tap into the whole werewolf thing even more.

But I'll leave enough room around the sides of the stage

But I'll try my best.

But I'm a director, I'll do what I need to get what I want.

But if this were a real scene there'd be context,

But if you want me to be the star, I need a great heel

But it's also new, and we're taking things very slow

But it's not gonna help me sell lawn chairs.

But just the... Give me my keys! I need my keys!

But no one's rung the bell for three days, dude.

But nobody sees that. All they see is the blonde knockout.

But not me.

But not too slow, 'cause I'm moving in with him.

But spiritually, I'm a wolf.

But technically I was paying him to fuck my wife.

But that's not why I was shagging you.

But the fact is, I have rights here.

But then "Pyrrhic Victory" came in fucking seventh.

But then, I found wrestling... and it saved me.

But there's gotta be something there that's real.

But there's one ball you can't castrate.

But they were feral. They were, you know, not well cared for.

But they're not gonna stay tuned in unless we give them what, ladies?

But they're setting up a costume fitting for you next week.

But this isn't about him.

But three lives in the process.

But we did. 1978.

But we do have a ballroom at the Hayworth.

But we're on hiatus.

But what you said...

But with a more subversive message about the limitations of feminism

But wrestling always sounded like... pure trash.

But you don't let anyone know unless you're really drunk.

But you don't seem like that kind of person.

But you knocked it out of the park.

But you're not working.

But you're so bloody paranoid all the time.

But, hey, you know, I'm gonna do porn.

But, let's not throw out the baby with the bathwater.

But, uh, I have the number of the woman that hit him,

But, um... I need you guys to... wire me $200

But, you know, I'm here.

But, you know, uh, actually, I...

But..

But... All right?

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Calabasas homeowners, are you ready to save?

Call me Melrose.

Call your landlords, hide your drugs,

Came in to check the time, and I gotta run to rehearsal.

Can I apply for a pardon?

Can I come in?

Can I come?

Can I do anything to make you feel better?

Can I do the lockup instead, where I hug her?

Can I put Randy to bed, please?

Can I tell you something that I realized recently?

Can we all just stop saying that word?

Can we get this guy some coffee?

Can we go somewhere and talk about this?

Can you at least tell me who got the part? Was it Jeanie Barton?

Can you guys talk to him? Can you just try?

Can you take a survey?

Can't I apply... for a pardon?

Can't see your number... Bye.

Can't stop jerking off to fantasies about having sex with his mother.

Capitalism at its worst.

Carmen, help me out.

Carmen, how am I in a better mood than you?

Check this out.

Check.

Checking drivers licenses.

Cherry Bang?

Cherry is a bona fide badass on the outside.

Cherry, Welfare Queen, memorable performances.

Cherry... Cherry... [mutters]

Cherry's gonna be training you today.

Cherry's our new wrestling coach now.

Chewables and the swallow kind.

Classic structure!

Cloistering yourself up like some 17th century monk

Come here, Daddy!

Come in the ring, join us.

Come on down to that worthless property that you can't even get insured,

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, drama nerd. Hold me now.

Come on, show him.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. We may be down, but we're not out.

Come on. You got it, honey.

Come on. You got this

Come over here, honey, have a seat.

Come to a closed door."

Coming in. [grunts]

Coming to the gym every day,

Common mistake. You know, sort of like having sex without a condom.

Conceals a deep well of passion and virginity."

Congratulations, you made it through the first round of cuts.

Consider it a loan. Cut me a check and I'll pay you back.

Costume party! Get naked!

Costumes, characters.

Couch made by Picasso.

Couch of Pain, Blood Disco, Blood Disco Two.

Could be interesting.

Crack should be my middle name

Crack, specifically.

Cram your asses in here!

Crap, I can do it better. Can I go one more time?

Crap, probably.

Crazy time travel sex romp movie you want.

Creepy, but I like it.

Crying, caring, the desperation...

Cunt punches, shrinky dinks.

Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

Dad, stop.

Dad, this is my boyfriend.

Dad!

Damn, girl.

Dawn, enough with the fucking crank calls.

De fucking lighted.

Dead serious.

Debbie and I have been doing great together,

Debbie Eagan.

Debbie Eagan.

Debbie, boob.

Debbie, don't make me be the rules person.

Debbie, I'd like you to meet Glen Klitnick,

Debbie, I've been casting this thing for weeks.

Debbie, we were great.

Debbie's made a decision.

Debbie's the hero and you're the villain.

Deodorant. Flea collar, maybe.

Did I break something on your set?

Did I say cunt punches?

Did I tell you the casting director offered me porn?

Did somebody call a meeting?

Did the movement involve blood sacrifice?

Did you get lost? Too stubborn to ask for directions like my dad?

Did you see what they wrote on the door?

Did you sleep with Mark?

Did you want me to push it further, or...?

Didn't work, did it?

Die, yuppie scum!

Different, you know?

Dirty towelhead!

Do I live here with you?

Do it.

Do not be afraid.

Do people think you're pretty? Because, like, I'm looking at you...

Do you believe what President Reagan says? That I'm cheating the system?

Do you guys know how many plays I've done with no budget,

Do you really think the show might go away?

Do you see any baggies?

Do you think he actually wants me to call him?

Do you trust him?

Do you understand?

Do you wanna call her and cry? I don't want you to cry here.

Do you want money? Do you want bone marrow?

Does anyone else feel the need

Does this all make sense?

Doesn't look good, us going in together. Need to keep it professional.

Doesn't seem like too much of a stretch for you.

Don't admit everything to her.

Don't be mean, okay?

Don't come back without doughnuts.

Don't ever sell this boy, Gorgeous George, short. His...

Don't fucking run away so I have to come looking for you

Don't make a fuss.

Don't make me answer that.

Don't say anything.

Don't stand up straight.

Don't swear in front of Randy.

Don't take that gun.

Don't you wanna be happy and have a family?

Door to door, like a perfect gentleman.

Down Machu's throat!

Drakkar Noir

Dude, why do you keep ordering pizza?

Dude.

Eggs, bacon, bangers and mash,

Eh.

Enjoy your stay.

Enjoy.

Especially in a group setting.

Especially that final scene when you realize the meat grinder is in her vagina

Even if we get all the money we need, what is this gonna look like?

Even if we totally change our lineup, we know the moves

Even Miss Serious over here. [chuckles]

Even my nani watches WWF Superstars.

Even tiny lives that haven't started yet.

Ever being able to have a normal fucking conversation.

Ever get in a street fight, and you're like, "Careful for my neck.

Every director says, "Bring me someone I don't know.

Every match is like another chapter.

Every time Cherry makes us jump rope, I leak a little,

Everybody's gonna hate you!

Everyone here is too much sissy.

Everyone off the ropes. Let's get to work.

Everything changed when Mark was like,

Everything is fine.

Everything is ideal.

Exactly where you've been putting your beef.

Exactly.

Except you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Extra bottles in the side pocket...

Extra ketchup and mustard on the side

Fecund.

Fiddling with his harpsichord.

Fifteen minutes, Confucius.

Fifteen pounds...

Fight her! Do it!

Fighting the drug war while they get loaded on Kir Royales.

Finally.

Finally.

Find it.

Find me one.

Fine

Fine.

Fine. Good idea.

Fine. Tell me what you're picturing.

First two, get in.

First up, forward rolls.

Five, six, seven, eight! Feel it.

Flor, I'm gonna sit down on the floor.

Flor... when you cheat on your wife...

Flush your fish.

Follow? So, just let me put this fire out.

For a little meet and greet.

For God's sakes, this young lady, two months ago,

For it is there you may meet me.

For me. Self esteem, hello?

For privacy.

For the barnacle.

For the privilege of breeding with civilization's last male specimen,

For their own sake. But she doesn't seem to care.

For thousands of people.

For trying to cheat on your wife again?

For world hunger. We used that money to remodel the deck.

For writing a recommendation letter to Pepperdine for my son

Fortune Cookie, can you give me more anger?

Forty two days.

Fosters Freeze.

Free commute, 'cause it's close to here...

Free pool!

Freeze, motherfucker

Fresh meat.

From evil.

From my waitressing days.

From schlock master Sam Sylvia,

From the Hayworth Hotel in Los Angeles, California,

From the neon streets of Hollywood, weighing in at 103 pounds...

From the South Side of Chicago,

From the Sunshine Senior Living Facility in Las Vegas, Nevada,

From Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Fuck her. I cut her the first day of callbacks.

Fuck my mother in her fucking cunt!

Fuck polite and comatose.

Fuck salads. Fuck tiny moments in close up.

Fuck that. We're the Los Angeles Death Squad.

Fuck this time travel shit, okay? This movie's sold out till midnight

Fuck yes!

Fuck you, Nancy Reagan.

Fuck you!

Fuck, Randy! Ow!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Am I having a miscarriage?

Fuck! No!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucked up a real friendship

Fuckin' anti Semite.

Fucking actresses.

Fucking cunt!

Fucking white, right wing idiots.

Gene Kelly had the flu

Get a life, you fucking hags!

Get in.

Get it? Girl on girl.

Get it? Girl on girl.

Get loose, ladies.

Get out of there!

Get out of there!

Get ready.

Get up and take it!

Get up, Welfare Queen, and fight Machu Picchu, the Gentle Giant.

Get your headshots out,

Getting pregnant and written off that show,

Give it a shot.

Give me five minutes to wash my face and drain my tits.

Give me my keys! I don't care about the purse!

Give me the checks.

Give me your fucking keys.

Give us a second to show you what we're all about.

Glad to see everyone's working hard.

Glen probably canceled us already, ordered ten more hours

Glen, I'd like you to meet the beautiful Deborah Eagan.

Go ahead.

Go back to the Middle East, dune coon.

Go get your crown.

Go shower, and meet us at the Hayworth.

Go to therapy

Go, I get it.

Go, Sheila.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go. Girl fight.

God, what is this? An acceptance speech?

Goddamnit

Goddamnit.

Going on about this new job at Macy's.

Going to therapy. Been going twice a week.

Good God. She's even more disgusting than they described her.

Good luck.

Good thing he wrote his number on the box.

Good! Conflict.

Good. Good.

Good. That's why I didn't wanna ask. I didn't wanna offend you, you know?

Goodness prevails. Justice has been restored.

Gorgeous George...

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. That's what we're doing here.

Gorgeous ladies... wrestling.

Got any blow?

Got on a plane for Vegas,

Gotta rewind.

Grand opening this Friday, the owner will be there.

Great. [chuckles]

Great. Hey, She Wolf.

Great. Now it's time for the big move.

Guess all that extra work paid off, huh?

Guess not. Sam changed it.

Guess there's no point in putting it off.

Guys who are wondering just how many more fucking sundials

Guys whose lives, quite frankly, didn't work out the way they thought.

Guys, I've had ten strippers and a baby pool in this puppy.

Ha!

Hair pulling?

Hard sell. But I'm gonna have to go with the dynasty. You're out.

Have a family, find a job where people treat you with respect.

Have another piece of bacon, Ron.

Have fun out there. [chuckles]

Have I mentioned that I am absolutely fucking horrified?

Have they started the audition?

Have to take a rain check on that coffee.

Have you been hiding in here for an hour?

Have you guys, uh, determined a filming location yet?

Have you never been to a real wrestling match?

Haven't I done time enough? Haven't I served my term?

Haven't I served my term?

Haven't you learned anything from that sad fucking scene study class?

He claims he's on a deadline, but he's probably just...

He got hit by a car, a Saab, and I just didn't have time to call you.

He injects his homosexual lover...

He is so stupid.

He knew he popped out near the end of the dry season

He offered.

He said, "She's in charge

He still loves her. Every time, tries to win her back.

He told us to.

He wants me to come home and try.

He wants the shots to feel... visceral

He wants to work things out. [scoffs]

He was so pissed when he found that pillow dummy in your bed.

He was your best friend's husband.

He's a giant. I mean...

He's a legend in the ring, but he's also literally... gigantic.

He's already cutting people? I thought this was just a warm up.

He's more sexist than racist, in my experience.

He's the two time champion of... some stuff.

He's this guy. He delivers pizza.

Hell, no.

Hello, Detective Chambers.