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Being John Malkovich (1999) Soundboard

Being John Malkovich (1999) Soundboard

"Being John Malkovich" is a thought-provoking and surreal film directed by Spike Jonze, released in 1999. This enigmatic movie takes viewers on an unpredictable journey into the mind of renowned actor John Malkovich himself, blurring the lines between reality and fantasy.

The captivating plot centers around a struggling puppeteer named Craig Schwartz, portrayed by John Cusack, who discovers a hidden portal behind a filing cabinet that allows individuals to enter the mind of John Malkovich for 15 minutes. This bizarre concept fascinates Craig, leading him to share his finding with his co-worker and love interest, Maxine Lund, played by Catherine Keener. Together, they devise a scheme to monetize this extraordinary experience, charging people for the opportunity to "be" John Malkovich.

As the story unfolds, the film delves into complex themes of identity, desire, and the profound impacts of experiencing life through someone else's perspective. The exploration of power dynamics, manipulation, and existential questions gives "Being John Malkovich" its unique and captivating edge.

The exceptional performances by the cast contribute to the film's brilliance. John Cusack portrays Craig with a perfect blend of vulnerability and curiosity, while Cameron Diaz delivers a remarkable performance as Craig's eccentric and animal-loving wife, Lotte Schwartz. Catherine Keener brings her undeniable talent to the table, embodying the manipulative and unscrupulous Maxine Lund with ease. Furthermore, the titular actor, John Malkovich, showcases his versatility by playing a fictionalized version of himself, adding a meta-layer to the movie's narrative.

Matching the film's innovative storyline, the musical score by Carter Burwell adds both whimsy and intensity to the experience. With its clever use of orchestral arrangements and eccentric melodies, the score enhances the surreal atmosphere and amplifies the emotional impact of the film.

Overall, "Being John Malkovich" is a mind-bending cinematic gem that challenges conventions and blurs the boundaries of reality. It remains an extraordinary example of inventive storytelling, with a thought-provoking exploration of identity and human existence. Whether you are a fan of surrealism or simply interested in thought-provoking cinema, this film is sure to captivate your imagination.

To fully immerse yourself in the world of "Being John Malkovich," you can play and download the sounds of the film here. Whether you want to revisit the ambient score or listen to iconic lines of dialogue, this collection allows you to delve deeper into the intricacies of this fascinating film.

In conclusion, "Being John Malkovich" is a rich cinematic experience that warrants multiple viewings. With a stellar cast, a captivating storyline, and an exceptional score, it remains a timeless work of art that will continue to intrigue and inspire audiences for years to come.

After all, the overhead is low
All righty. I'll track down lover boy and see both of you in one hour
And as a young man was one of the founding members
And I would hate to expose you to that.
And I'm gonna kick Lester out!
And it must be sealed forever for the love of God.
And our, you know,
And then you'll love me again!
And this is what people who have fallen in love look like.
And what prompted you to come to me with this issue?
Aye
Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now
Better be
But wherever I have been,
But you weren't you. You were John Malkovich.
But, Dr. Lester...
But, Maxine, there's something, I don't know, like profound here.
Can you call him and invite yourself over?
Come on!
Come on! Break it up! Break it up! Cut it out!
Craigy. Craig.
Do you mind?
Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
Dr. Lester, would you mind pointing me in the direction of the restroom?
Even during the celebration of Mass,
Everybody gets...
Exactamundo.
Exactly. $200 a pop.
Fate has tossed me hither and thither.
Feeling differently
For John and Maxine in the early days
For one reason or another, have been forced to cut corners.
Good night.
He wasn't doing anything really.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Malkovich.
Help! She's locking me in a cage.
Hey, John.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Holy shit, he said what I said!
I am bad. I am bad.
I am Captain Mertin.
I am, but only when you're in Malkovich
I don't know who the hell you people are,
I don't think so.
I don't understand
I don't want to be a monster, Lotte. I don't want to.
I find it really interesting
I gotta get to the shop. We have a shipment of kitty litter coming in
I just loved you in that jewel thief movie.
I know
I know, I can't think of anything more pathetic
I love you
I mean, at him... At us.
I think maybe you're on to something.
I was worried.
I was... I was John fucking Malkovich!
I wasn't sure I was going to come..
I'll tell you that as a friend.
I'm a fat man
I'm afraid I have no idea what you're saying to me.
I'm splitting' for the day, puppet man.
I've decided that I'm a transsexual.
I've got the Swan Lake benefit tonight, okay?
I've never done this before, but...
If you ever got me,
In Malkovich, Maxine had found the love of her life.
It is important that you learn a bit about the history of this famous floor
It's an interesting story
It's good in here, Craig.
It's really good!
It's the middle of the day. How am I going to get her past Lester?
John Malkovich's rise to stardom was fast and furious
Just, uh...
Lester just wouldn't let me get away.
Let him do it, Craig.
Like Dr. Feldman. All right?
Listen, I'm Craig Schwartz. I'm just starting out at Lestercorp.
Lookin' great, Flo
Lotte.
Malkovich, Malkovich
Malkovich!
Malkovich.
Maxine
Maxine! Wait!
Maxine! Yes, of course, Maxine. He's a celebrity.
Me in leather. A harness, if you like.
Mmm hmm.
No, Lotte! God, no, we can't really kill her!
No, no, no
No, not really.
No, sir, not at all. I think I must have simply misspoke.
No?
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate
Now I'd like you to meet some friends.
Of Chicago's world renowned Steppenwolf Theatre Company
Oh, I'm sorry. We're out of stock in periwinkle.
Oh, Maxine. Oh...
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, yes, Dr. Lester. Absolutely.
Oh! My God. Please, please, don't hurt her
Oh! Why did you have to hurt me like that?
Okay.
On his 44th birthday.
Ooh!
Perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion.
Recoiling from the limelight and, rumor has it,
Right?
Say no more, I beg you,
Schwartz
See, I got lonely in Lester by myself,
She barely has anything to do with me now
Shit
Shut up, okay? Just shut up.
Shut up, you overrated sack of shit!
So that from now on the name John Malkovich,
So you'll leave?
So, how was it? What was he doing?
So, I mean...
Sorry.
Sort of like it's like he's a vagina.
Thank you, Dr. Lester.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks so much for having me over, sugarplum.
That was no simulation!
Their union was a joyous one,
There, there, my dear. Relax
Therefore, I shall make ye..
This protean figure that we call John Malkovich.
To help him endure and prevail
To the bottom of this acid stomach, aren't we?
Uh, if I get the set instead of the bathmat?
Um, when?
We can put you inside someone else's body for 15 minutes.
We'll talk about it later.
Welcome to the seven and a half floor of the Mertin Flemmer Building
Well, it's hard to describe.
Well, one day, old Captain Mertin received an unexpected visitor
Wet his pants so all could see!
What is this strange power that Malkovich exudes?
What the fuck do you want?
What?
While we enjoy the pleasures of an uneasy love
Why cannot there be a place for me to work that's safe and comfortable?
Working in the workshop
Wow.
Yeah, but I didn't do anything about it, out of respect for our marriage.
Yeah.
Yes, I'm getting better all the time.
Yes?
You bastard.
You didn't do anything about it, Craig,
You know...
You want a beer?
You're making him weep, but you are not weeping
Good night, everybody. See you back here at 9:00 p.m. tomorrow.
holding a gun to my head. He made me call you. Oh, my God!
How hot is this babe? You know what?
Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich!
Malkovich. Malkovich.
Okay. I mean him.
Okay. You gotta crawl in there.
Shut up! Sorry!
Yes, sir. Genghis Khan Capone. Fine

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