Baby Daddy (2012) - Season 1 Edit

A better shot with Riley

A big ol' pile of love.

A big thank you.

A concussion, remember?

A family lined up.

A grown up.

A hot, sweaty dumpster

A plan!

A pretty smart young lady

A real professional hockey player.

Aah, what?

Aah.

Aah.

About bread.

About bringing babies into the locker room.

About how great I'm doing with Emma,

About that hot waitress I went out with named Emma?

About that new position, I like to think of myself as management material.

About the baby?

About what happened with Cassie

Actually I've been taking this estate planning class

Actually sounds like a pretty good idea.

Actually, Ben.

After all these years.

After I saw your penis on the ultrasound.

After we had sex.

After you give the baby a bath.

Afternoon, sir. Things can really pile up

Again, thank you?

Agree's kind of a strong word.

Ah

Ah ah.

Ah, it's even got that new stroller smell.

Ah!

Ahh...

All good

All I care about is you.

All I heard was "Oh, dear lord,"

All I wanted to say

All in this little jar.

All of my good parts.

All of my good parts.

All of these old feelings from high school

All qualities I'm looking for in a bartender.

All right hand. Thank you.

All right, Emma.

All right, Emma. Let's go get Daddy a promotion.

All right, gather around.

All right, get back out there.

All right, go ahead. No? Didn't think so.

All right, I need my ring back.

All right, I will see you tonight

All right, she's out.

All right, so then you just

All right, sports fans. Let's talk hockey and Danny Wheeler

All right, you're Danny Wheeler.

All right? On three.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let me put this for you another way

All right. Um, so whoever's holding

All right. Um, so whoever's holding

All those times.

All women really want to hear

Also known as Riley.

Although technically I'm more of a friend.

Amazing, right?

And a hot young wife.

And also the part

And apparently there's some new rule

And by special, I mean

And check in and then I'll be fine.

And did all the things with her

And do whatever Mom, where you going?

And don't take "no" for an answer.

And drop it off at the arena. He'll never know.

And Emma deserves better.

And Emma loves her.

And feed her.

And finally learn to believe in yourself.

And finally my day gets a little brighter.

And for Ben to sign away his rights.

And funny.

And get back to you?

And go easy on your brother,

And he'll be right back. Can you watch Emma for a sec?

And her backup band,

And here comes my omelet.

And here's another good thing about having Mom watch Emma

And his game winning goal.

And hopefully, I'll stop him

And how I hope Emma grows up

And how is that any different

And how you grew into this amazing,

And I am taking her out this afternoon.

And I had you two,

And I know one of y'all is holding.

And I never get to see Emma.

And I realized I should have

And I really wish

And I think you're gonna be a pretty great one.

And I think you're wrong and I'm right.

And I want my key and my baby back.

And I wish I had a you that could take a hint.

And I'm late for the rink. Coach wants me to practice

And I'm Tucker.

And I've got her tonight, which is what we like to call

And I've only been in town an hour.

And if you've ever had ours,

And instantly think mommy?

And it just got a whole lot cooler.

And it will be, honey.

And it's emasculation Saturday with Vanessa.

And left the baby on the doormat.

And never having your own gum.

And nobody looks inside.

And now you lock me in? Make up your mind, Ben.

And now you've got your mornings free.

And now, like you said,

And obviously very attractive.

And remember to your grave.

And remember, she needs a second bottle around 10:00

And she broke up with me

And she just needs a little time.

And she needs me to relinquish my rights.

And she's done.

And since Ben is conveniently

And sitting up on its own.

And some slightly expired meat from the bar kitchen

And spent every moment with Emma

And stay out of the penalty box.

And successful woman I think you can

And tell me what you think.

And that is the great thing

And that would be the perfect amount of time.

And that's exactly what I'm trying to be.

And that's what I'm doing.

And the candles?

And the cleavage?

And the fact that the big guy showered,

And the new one's gonna blow any minute.

And the sun was setting so it made it look like you had a halo.

And the sunsets were incredible.

And then I'll follow your lead.

And then I'll just shove it in a plastic bag

And then move on.

And then once they got you bam!

And then you can all return

And there's nothing more responsible than that.

And they take, like, nine months

And they've got Emma out past her bedtime.

And throw it all away.

And tires squealing,

And today it is

And used to kick the crap out of Ben

And voila,

And what kind of message is that to send them?

And what's the point of giving Emma everything,

And who said having you around

And who said you had no discernable skills?

And whoever's in there, she isn't mine.

And won.

And would it kill you to refill

And wrap it in dead meat,

And you make your mother proud.

And you're gonna press my socks?

And you're wrong not to consider me.

And your 24 fries.

And your rabbit,

And your Uncle Danny.

And, honey, I guarantee that you will do anything

And, um, she said

And... Will you marry me?

Angela!

Angela.

Angela's back.

Angry blonde with a baby coming through, people.

Answer to both? I did.

Anyone?

Anything about anything.

Apparently, Emma's not the only one

Apparently, still your signature move.

Are in my apartment hiding out.

Are those my socks?

Are you asking my advice on how to get her?

Are you hungry?

Are you just giving keys to everyone now? What are you doing?

Are you kidding? Emma.

Are you kidding? You're doing us a favor.

Are you serious?

Are you sure about that?

Aren't you gonna pick her up?

Around the corner, and I thought I would see

As "I've always loved you."

As anything other than...

As perfect and healthy as she seems.

As soon as I freshen up.

As soon as she wakes up, we're out of here, I swear.

At him, after all, huh?

At least if you get the job, I won't feel like I totally wasted my time.

At least this time,

At our little patient here.

At the arena, and there is nothing

At this point, it really don't matter. Where you going?

Aww.

Baby's at the ready...

Ballerina tutu day.

Basically replacing you.

Be careful. Grab this end.

Be your baby, right?

Because he's never gonna see you

Because his entire family

Because I swear for like two seconds I actually believed you.

Because I'm practicing to be a dad.

Because I'm pretty sure she's on her way over.

Because it says here that you two were married

Because it's from a place I can't pronounce and it has a cork.

Because when I told her you decided to keep Emma,

Because you couldn't figure out the basics

Because you destroyed

Because...

Bedrooms.

Been there, done that.

Before Ben gives them a key, too.

Before she hits me with a giant

Before she went to bed last night and

Before that, I was waiting tables.

Before the big game.

Before the doctor even

Before we ran out of everything.

Before we were...

Before you got here which is totally true.

Believe me,

Believe me, we are trying.

Believe me.

Ben

Ben I'm sorry.

Ben could admit that he needs help

Ben honey, we need to talk.

Ben wetter!

Ben Wheeler, I hate you.

Ben, Emma loves everyone.

Ben, hi.

Ben, I am so sorry to do this to you,

Ben, if you don't want to do this, man

Ben, Jack. They're just old friends

Ben, just tell your mom how you feel.

Ben, tell Riley she can't go.

Ben, we need to return the stroller.

Ben, you gotta calm down, okay?

Ben, you gotta get in on it.

Ben?

Ben?

Ben..

Best shower ever

Big finish!

Blushing, flirting,

Bodily functions make him queasy.

Bonnie.

Boo!

Boys are so stupid, aren't they?

Brand new, bud.

Bro, it's going to be okay.

Building up your strength.

But a horrible dance of pain that will leave you both

But back then I just figured

But Ben truly does all the heavy lifting.

But casual has not wanted me.

But come on, I mean, huh, aah.

But crab cake Chloe just invited me over

But don't you worry, little Emma.

But Emma and I had so much fun yesterday,

But Emma threw up on your comforter.

But have no fear, because daddy's here.

But he could really use your help.

But I don't know what I'm doing.

But I for one am very glad you got traded.

But I have no choice. I just have to

But I just can't stop thinking about him.

But I just so don't got this.

But I like his idea better.

But I need to be the one raising Emma.

But I need you!

But I never met her.

But I think we could definitely use some help.

But I think we should probably talk about

But I think you made the right decision.

But I want to give it to her, okay?

But I'll see everyone at Danny's game

But I'm a relationship magnet.

But I'm hoping that in time you'll come to accept it.

But I'm looking for someone a little more... responsible.

But I've got to hand her off.

But if you could try to wedge in a word or two

But it's not because it's lucky.

But it's not.

But just be honest.

But just know that nothing you can say to me

But let me do the talking.

But like any good plan, I had a plan B,

But maybe next time you could try it

But maybe someone else cares.

But maybe try to punch out a few less people

But not in a manager.

But once I found it, you know, it's...

But since I work in the afternoons,

But that feeling?

But trust me, she will know what to do.

But we need her to watch Emma,

But we tied.

But we're doing the last name thing, so it's

But were too shy because of your weight problem.

But whoever left it, they couldn't have gotten far.

But with a father like that,

But yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that. No.

But you can't raise this little girl.

But you know what? I was just on the phone with Vanessa

But you need to hear it and I need to say it.

But you two, not so fast.

But you've seen your uncle Danny.

But your brother and I are in love.

But, honey, listen to me.

But, I think we owe

But, mom, you'll always be my sock girl.

But, um..

By a hot baby nurse.

By asking you to come over.

By barging in unannounced and ruining my evening.

By other things.

By the rangers. Yes, these are your socks

Bye bye

Bye bye.

Bye! Bye!

Call me "H."

Can be any worse than what I'm already saying to myself.

Can I go to my room now?

Can I use your bathroom?

Can we please do this again soon?

Can we please go over the list now?

Can't. I have a wife now.

Care for a retrial, counselor?

Carnal knowledge of her sister in our tree house?

Cassie. I'm a nurse practitioner.

Cassie's a nurse.

Check this out.

Checkered.

Chicago, Atlanta,

Chicken, carrots, and pasta.

Chip my windshield, I knew it.

Close enough.

College,

Come

Come here, angel.

Come here, baby.

Come here.

Come on, Emma, come here!

Come on, Emma, let's go finish

Come on, Emma.

Come on, Emma. Just a sip, okay?

Come on, guys. I've been working on Chloe

Come on, it's okay.

Come on, man. It's gonna be okay.

Come on, mi amor.

Come on, you have to eat.

Come on!

Come on! You have to paint a picture.

Come on.

Come on. And remember,

Congratulations, Wheeler.

Constantly learning something new.

Crap. Don't say crap.

Cross check?

Daddy's here.

Damaged, empty shells for years to come!

Danny just whaled on

Danny Sr.

Danny, focus!

Danny, give me the remote!

Danny, Jack. Jack, Ben.

Danny, please.

Danny, where are you?

Danny, you were amazing.

Danny, your jersey

Danny?

Danny?

Danny? The other one?

Danny's right. I lied.

Date of birth?

Definitely something for the plus column.

Determine your greatness.

Did not know she was my boss's daughter.

Did somebody bake muffins?

Did they really say

Did you all miss the part

Did you always like Ben?

Did you guys hear me?

Did you hear that? Hmm? Ben's advice?

Did you make them?

Did you miss the part where my baby got left alone?

Did you miss your Auntie Riley

Did you say something, honey?

Did you tell her?

Didn't I tell you? I just got drafted

Do I have something in my nose?

Do I really need to take all the baby stuff?

Do you expect me to believe that you don't know where they are?

Do you got

Do you remember that rank jersey

Do you remember when you were little

Do you think I could ever be more than a bartender?

Do you think that I'm going out with Jack?

Do you understand?

Do you wanna come with? Drinks are on me.

Do you want to see her picture?

Do you?

Does it say anything else?

Does that minivan look familiar to you?

Doing this with you now if I had.

Don't do that to me,

Don't feel too bad.

Don't forget we need to feed her.

Don't know, 'cause I've never been in there.

Don't need grandma's help any more.

Don't pay attention to anything

Don't really seem to be interested

Don't use swear words.

Don't worry, Emma. Daddy will figure this out.

Don't worry, you won't even know Mom was here.

Don't worry. Everything can be returned.

Don't you ever go home, Walker?

Done.

Done.

Double Margarita, rocks.

Down by the reservoir.

Dude, it's New York.

Dude, what's the rush?

Dude, you're drooling on me.

Dude, you're gonna be gone

Dude! You're amazing!

Efficient.

Emma doesn't need to be saved.

Emma Wheeler?

Emma, I am so sorry.

Emma, it's okay, daddy's here.

Emma, you're my new good luck charm.

Emma!

Emma?

Emma? Found her!

Emma. Thank God you're okay.

Emma's having some kind of meltdown.

Emma's mom wants to put Emma up for adoption

Emma's my daughter. I have a daughter.

Emma's straight and very single father.

Emma's straight and very single father.

Emma's very single father.

Emma's very single father.

Enjoy it.

Even I can tell

Even if I wanted to.

Ever since that Fatpants daughter of hers

Every day of his life.

Everything you said about Riley was true.

Everything's got to be perfect.

Exactly, it could just as easily

Exactly.

Exactly. No, I mean...

Exactly. Something like that, but not so sappy.

Except for maybe that.

Except maybe that.

Excuse me,

Excuse me, Mr. Henderson.

Fancy ass lawyer wannabe?

Fatpants Perrin?

Fatpants.

Fattening.

Finally one for the "z"s.

Finally, my little princess has her carriage.

Finally. There's my little princess.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Ben, you are never gonna believe what just happened.

Fine. I've got her this morning.

Fine. Just be quick please.

Fine. Just go.

Fine. Look, if you really want a relationship,

Finger tracks in the peanut butter.

First doctor's visit.

First of all,

First stop Miami. You ready for that, Wheeler?

Fly down for the weekend and check it out? It'll be fun.

For a parenting expert.

For a woman who just had a baby,

For all kinds of reasons.

For every game.

For four or five hours.

For making me talk about my feelings.

For provisions and

For telling you this,

For the 100th time, I don't like Riley.

For the last hour.

For the plus column.

For those teeth.

For you, and I'm pretty sure it's good

For, like, five weeks.

Formally known as just "Ben."

Formally known as just "Ben."

Forward is my favorite direction

Friends.

From Gordon's? My mouth guard

From me?

From shredding you

From the extra hair product

From the job you already have for being too pushy.

From what you're trying to do?

Game on. But I gotta warn you

Gentlemen, place your bets.

Get a room.

Get comfortable together,

Get out of my apartment and go talk to your mom.

Get the key.

Gets the stroller the whole rest of the day.

Getting himself to bed?

Give it, give it, give it!

Give me a call sometime,

Give me that.

Give me that. Vanessa, honey?

Given you a list.

Glad to see you took my advice.

Go on, bye bye.

Go. Now

God knows where, doing God knows what?

God, he always put on the best

God, I can't believe Ben would just take our fake relationship

Good what do you mean, good?

Good idea. I'll watch Emma.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good night, Emma.

Good. All right.

Got a daughter about her age.

Got a girl pregnant

Got into law school she's just

Grandma is gonna get her princess her special carriage back.

Granted, you really had to look for it,

Great news,

Guess I always thought maybe someday,

Guess we're really gonna do this thing.

Guys, come on

Guys, it's all right

Guys, we got a note.

H. Hey, what's happening?

Hair flipping?

Hairy soap.

Happen to be in this bar?

Happens to my granddaughter,

Has anyone seen Emma?

Has gone to the great laundry basket in the sky.

Have a seat.

Haven't you broken up with her yet?

He can do it.

He can't do it alone.

He doesn't hate you.

He has no eyebrows, and only four fingers on his right hand.

He hasn't taken that many pucks to the head.

He hit him first.

He looks up to you.

He might be.

He needs you

He seemed nice.

He was only 14.

He was so big,

He was wearing this when he won

He went that way.

He'll know!

He'll never believe in himself, either.

He'll never know, right?

He's calling you to come help with Emma

He's exactly like his father,

He's finally gonna walk up to me and say

He's kind of cute, right?

He's on a date

He's one of the most responsible young men

Heart stopping,

Hello, princess.

Hello?

Hello...

Her name's Emma.

Her name's Emma.

Her name's Zoe.

Here is my retainer.

Here it comes, baby.

Here it comes.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here's where they keep all the free stuff.

Hey hey, Danny!

Hey, Ben. Did I ever tell you

Hey, big guy, there's really no reason

Hey, buddy, why don't you put a towel on or something?

Hey, check it out.

Hey, don't knock the system, okay?

Hey, don't worry about mom.

Hey, Emma, Daddy really missed you today.

Hey, I need another one.

Hey, I'm just glad you got rid of Mom.

Hey, it's okay, princess.

Hey, it's okay.

Hey, look, I know the last few days have been a little rough,

Hey, man, what's going on?

Hey, man. I just met a couple of my new teammates

Hey, man. Really sorry for messing up

Hey, Riley.

Hey, thanks again for being so nice

Hey, Tuck, I was just

Hey, Tuck, I was thinking.

Hey, Tucker?

Hey, Vanessa.

Hey, wake up.

Hey, what's with the wine?

Hey!

Hey! Hey, man! That is not fair!

Hey! I could really use a diaper out here

Hey! I wanna re negotiate!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Ben, you're not gonna believe

Hey. You okay?

Hi

Hi, baby.

Hi, baby.

Hi, Bonnie Wheeler Ben and Danny's mom.

Hi, Bonnie Wheeler..

Hi, Emma

Hi, Emma.

Hi, I am so sorry to interrupt.

Hi, I'm Emma's dad.

Hi, Ma.

Hi, Riles.

Hi, Riley.

Hi, Riley. Officer.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

His first championship.

His lucky jersey?!

Hmm. Wow. When I said this to my myself

Hold her while I get her bottle ready,

Hold her.

Holding our totem, Ben?

Holy crap,

Holy crap!

Honestly.

Honey, I love you,

Honey, I still buy your pants.

Honey, it wasn't the community college fairy

Honey, listen to me.

Honey, she's not hiding,

Honey, you can't hide things from me.

How can he believe in himself?

How could she just leave her here?

How could someone so small

How did she get in here?

How did that happen?

How did you know about my tattoos?

How do you know?

How does this keep happening to me?

How good do those steaks smell?

How hard can it be?

How long were we gone?

How long were you there?

How much do you want to be involved?

How much longer do you think

How old is your baby?

How was I supposed to know you were on a date?

How's Cassie?

How's it going so far?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Amazing, right?

Huh? I'm still eating.

Hundred.

I I can't right now.

I actually was gonna say, "Why don't we order some fried things?"

I almost forgot my present.

I always have ketchup on my eggs

I am completely over him.

I am not pretending to be your wife.

I am so so sorry.

I assumed I'd see her in the mornings.

I assumed.

I bet you're hungry, huh?

I brought um

I can put her down.

I can't believe I know

I can't believe I'm finally gonna get

I can't believe that's all I had to do.

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe you can't stand up

I can't believe you're gonna make me do it.

I can't believe you're still so superstitious.

I can't do it.

I can't go in there.

I can't go out there.

I can't let her go.

I can't sign those papers now.

I can't stop thinking about Emma.

I certainly don't want you to get the impression

I cooked everything myself.

I could have been a model.

I couldn't do it. It's too much travel.

I couldn't raise this baby

I didn't believe in him.

I didn't do anything.

I didn't even tell her I was here.

I didn't really need tutoring.

I didn't see you there.

I didn't think he could do it.

I do this at work every day.

I do.

I don't care what that reporter said.

I don't care.

I don't even care about the job any more.

I don't have to fly to Mexico.

I don't hear anything

I don't know any Emmas.

I don't know what I want.

I don't know which is more fun,

I don't know, I don't speak baby.

I don't know, Tucker.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Kind of.

I don't think Emma's the problem.

I don't think it's me

I don't think so. What is the matter with you?

I don't want to hear about it.

I don't, but it's all I got.

I enjoy casual. I want casual.

I faced mine tonight.

I feel badly for you

I gave her a call while you were outside.

I get it