The Contender (2000) Soundboard Edit

Americans are a good people, they're a just people, Mr. Runyon...

An American of devout principle...

And I was immediately... I was immediately lonely.

And I'm sure he quite regrets that.

And I've never come so to grips with that quotation.

And let the American people explode into this new millennium...

And make a mockery of my administration again.

And my past..

And then I just got the hell out of there.

And, Mr. Speaker...

Any ideas you'd die for, Governor?

As I embarked on the task of selecting a vice president...

At this point, we just need...

But one thing they can't stomach is the image of a vice president with a mouthful of cock

But the FBI would not find anything. All of her money is tied up in blind trusts

But you've got a Republican heavy Judiciary.

Can't trust those fuckin' people

Confess to the gang bang. Confess to all of it

Criminal behavior on the part of the nominee

Even if I had, I've got this big birthmark on my right thigh...

He must've voted against me 70 percent of the time.

He's a visionary, a bona fide hero

He's misguided, but he's got something. And one day, who knows?

He's not going with Boxer. She's too liberal

He's okay. He'll write it up well

Hell, just deny it

Hello, sir! I'm great, sir, thank you. Yes.

Hey! Let me tell you something

I beg you, Senator, to deal with this.

I can't stomach the idea...

I don't fish a lot.

I know it's hard to tell with her... her face in someone's crotch..

I met...

I take it, like most members of your party..

I think the president still likes Jack Hathaway, Congressman

I told her that she could decide her own destiny.

I understand you even less now, Senator.

I understand, Kermit, truly

I view switching parties as a testament to my loyalty to my country

I'll give you back and forth on Social Security, relations with Israel..

I'm asking you to do what's in the best interest of the party...

I'm honored, sir.

I'm sure that President Mateo and I...

I'm under a br...

If it doesn't work with Hanson, we're gonna go back to Hathaway.

If Runyon found out I gave this to you..

Is that she is the cancer of virtuous decay.

It was a triumph for Laine and my husband

It's pretty easy getting over things when you win.

Laine was my friend. My good, good friend

Last time I shared one of these, it was with the president of Russia.

Let me explain the big deal to you

Let's forego the small talk today, Shelly.

Lew?

Look, I don't mind she's a woman...

Married, unmarried, One guy, two guys, the whole football team.

Miss Lee, please answer the question verbally. Was that a yes?

Mr. Chairman, are you calling me...

Mr. Chairman, I find your term, propensity for abortion...

Mr. Chairman, point of order.

My address is...

Myself and my esteemed colleagues are determined...

No, great. Thanks a lot.

No, no, no. I don't know anything.

No!

Obviously I'd die for this country.

Oh, shoot! Come on, come on, come on!

Okay

Perhaps that means... No, strike that

Senator, I just wanted to steal a couple of seconds

Show them why Laine Hanson is my nominee with your closing statement.

Tell us a little bit about your family. You have a son

Thank you so much for your support. Thank you

That does not necessarily, Mr. Webster, make her a liar.

That doesn't even make any sense, Jack.

That in my opinion there is no man alive... no Democrat alive...

That isn't the reality, is it? She died. In the end, that's the reality.

That you're opposed to my confirmation...

That's what I get for my leftist tendencies

The headlights were on. So were the interior lights.

The Nichols Report.

The people have given you Reagan like approval numbers.

Their hands were interlaced

To disregard any man or woman who is pro life from serving on the High Court.

To put Laine Hanson into the vice president mansion.

Tomorrow morning Congressman Marshall is gonna ask you questions

Um..

Understand, those of you who worked to bring Laine Hanson down...

Very nice things you said about Jack.

Vote along party lines but against your own beliefs?

We are here today for only the third time in our history...

We can, um... Let's...

We understand the president has arrived at the U.S. Capitol

We'll do our own background check in case anything falls through the cracks, to be safe

Well, I appreciate you telling me personally, Mr. President.

Well, I'm sorry. I can't do it, not over this

Well, it has been a taxing experience..

What have you got on the distinguished gentleman from Illinois?

What is it?

When she came out, she was covered in cum. It was awful

Where you got yours.

Who runs the show on that confirmation.

Who would eliminate the possibility of greatness in American leadership...

Wild? Yeah, she was wild.

Will you excuse us?

Yeah. Save me some.

Yeah. Thanks, champ

Yes. My name is Laine Hanson.

You know your rights, right, Jack? You don't have to humiliate him.

You mean they have no business deciding whether women have a license to commit murder

You never know what you're gonna find.

You took away my legacy.

You want an oatmeal cookie?

You're an all weather golfer, I see

You're gonna be vice president.

And Hanson's in the low 30s. Get in there. I'll talk to you in a minute.

Are you Willomina? Yes, sir.

Did he say who he was going with? No.

Fiona, you're looking particularly fetching this evening. Thank you, sir.

I thought he had the D.A.R. Dinner that night. We have a five hour window.

I'm gonna need some time with the senator. Yes, sir.

introduce you to the vice presidential designate. Jerry.

It's gonna be okay. The president will designate...

Makerowitz. I'm sorry. That doesn't mean much to me

Miss Lee, could you speak directly into the mike? Yes

No, she does. You look beautiful, Senator.

No, thank you. Any kind at all.

Oh, well, actually, I don't really... I'm sorry.

She's gonna deny it and make us all look like fools. Let her

The Bellagio? Right. Yeah.

Then there's always... Given the stunning charges made against Governor Hathaway..

What story? The one that says the secret investigation is ongoing...

What's that? POTUS's poll numbers are down 23%.

Who is now married to the nominee. Yes

Will, calm down. You better get used to it, Will

Would you agree? Yes, I do