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Rocky (1976)

Rocky (1976)

Rocky is a classic sports drama film released in 1976. Directed by John G. Avildsen, it stars Sylvester Stallone in the iconic role of Rocky Balboa, a small-time boxer who gets a chance to fight heavyweight champion Apollo Creed, played by Carl Weathers. The film explores Rocky's journey from underdog to contender, showcasing themes of perseverance, determination, and the human spirit. Experience the thrilling sounds of Rocky as you relive the triumphs and defeats. Play and download these captivating sounds here.

A 50 to 1 underdog living a Cinderella story,
A champion in and out of the ring,
A couple cupcakes. Huh? No?
A few bucks? Well, here. Put this in your glove.
A gala occurrence with me beating Green like he committed a crime.
A hard left and a right combination.
A left, a right, another left, another right, combination!
A little colder in the suburbs, and tomorrow, with a little bit of luck,
A lot of canaries flying around the docks.
A lot of noise coming from the back. You could go deaf with that noise.
A manager. Listen to me.
A pig gives you the best?
A shot at the greatest title in the world on this country's biggest birthday.
A smart left. Another left and a right.
A snow white underdog,
A tremendous right hand by Rocky.
A very happy New Year.
About this shot that you got at the title,
About what?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. You got it.
Absolutely. You should've seen me.
Adrian ain't sharp. Adrian is a loser.
Adrian, come on. You're lettin' the heat out.
Adrian, I ain't mad, it's just that, uh,
Adrian, I want you to go downstairs and clean all the cat cages.
Adrian!
Adrian!
Adrian!
Adrian! Hey, where's your hat?
After a while, people get the combination.
After the fight, I may just retire and run for emperor.
Ah, Rocky Marciano.
Ain't gonna be no rematch. Ain't gonna be no rematch.
Ain't nothin' to talk about. She's in a bad mood, I'm in a bad mood.
All I can say is I'm a good promoter.
All I wanted to do at a fight was prove I was no bum...
All of you!
All right, anyway, what I come to tell you is that, uh...
All right, fellas, fellas. That's enough pictures.
All right, I got it. Del Rio... how do you spell Del Rio?
All right, nine bucks, you got a deal.
All right, Rocky.
All right. All right.
Am I talkin' too loud?
American history proves that everybody's got a chance to win.
And a grand from Cappoli, right?
And a lot of other people in this country are just as sentimental,
And a southpaw throws your timing off, you see.
And Apollo clearly protecting his right side... his ribs.
And besides, you ain't supposed to be in here.
And he called the reporters?
And he punched so many holes in my face.
And he's captured people's imaginations all over the world.
And he's gonna prove it to the whole world
And his arm was facing towards New Jersey, you see, and that's south.
And his arm... he was left handed,
And his record... 44 victories.
And I bought the, uh, bought the animals themselves, some food,
And I don't raise you to go with this scum bum!
And I just wanna say I'm very available, you know.
And I mean in a flash, Jergens.
And I'll tell you why.
And I'm gonna put his face on this poster with me.
And I've broken my ass over this one.
And ice skating's probably the best thing, know what I mean?
And if I can go that distance...
And if I can go that distance...
And if she don't watch out, she's gonna end up dying alone.
And in keeping with great events throughout the country's history.
And instead of that,
And it was the same night that Firpo knocks Dempsey outta the ring.
And make sure we get a picture of it for all the newspapers.
And maybe you end up becoming a whore, you understand?
And none of them's got a prayer of whippin' me.
And now coming into the corner again.
And now... for the main event.
And on my right,
And send the mayor's wife 200 roses from me,
And since I become a challenger, the owner don't mind that I come in.
And someone standing by with a towel, or runnin' errands. You know.
And that unknown is you.
And that's the way it's gonna be.
And the gross rental of the arena is gonna include the 400 ushers, right?
And the referee's... they're ready to keep going. Look at that!
And there's nothing they'd like better than to see Apollo Creed
And there's the bell for round one.
And they all say the same thing...
And they cough, and I gotta smack 'em on the back of the shell.
And what do you think they get, huh? And they get what?
And you come around here. You wanna move in here with me?!
And you made me feel like a loser!
And you put my stuff in a bag on skid row?
And you wanna be ringside to see it? Do ya?
And you're gonna crap thunder.
And, uh, last turtle food I got here.
And, uh... well.
Another left.
Any comment?
Anyway, he put this vegetation on my ear.
Anyway, I'll tell ya what I looked like when I was, uh, in my prime.
Anyway, look... I'm here to warn ya that you gotta be very careful
Anyway, this girl with the dirty mouth... she wasn't bad lookin',
Anyway, you know, when I started this racket,
Apollo Creed does.
Apollo Creed says he'll be shopping for another victim
Apollo Creed will duplicate the cracking of the liberty bell
Apollo Creed.
Apollo Creed... for you around the world
Apollo dancing around with his arms in the air.
Apollo unloading a left, really trying to get him up against the ropes.
Apollo, how do you like the city of brotherly love?
Apollo, I like it.
Apollo?
Apollo's already done a million dollars worth of publicity,
Apollo's seen you fight.
Are you gonna say anything to him?
Are you screwin' my sister?
Aren't you skating?
At Horn and Hardog's about three years ago.
At least you had a prime!
At the fabulous Spectrum. Harry?
Attaboy.
Balboa trying to fight back.
Balboa, you get winner's share.
Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase.
Beautiful people in a beautiful city
Because Dipper needed it. Dipper's a contender.
Because I'm sentimental.
Because it's bad for my reputation, you understand?
Because you got a big mouth, you know. You just talk too much.
Because, I don't know, like the Bible says...
Beethoven was deaf. Helen Keller was blind.
Bicentennial fight with Mac Lee Green here in Philadelphia
Big Baby's about the size of an airplane. I broke both my hands on his face.
Bong. It works. It ain't your fault.
Both of you get out of my house.
Buddy's in a bad mood. It's his prostate.
But after a while, you get a reputation, that's it.
But first, Rocky, how did you come to train in an icebox?
But he don't know nothin' about fightin'.
But he just can't do it.
But I don't know what the hell else to do!
But I never had no management. You know...
But I never had...
But I wanna kiss you.
But I would like to present one of the immortals of pugilism,
But I'll tell ya somethin'.
But I'll tell you, I can really swat, you know what I mean? I can really hit hard.
But I'm a southpaw, and nobody wants to fight no southpaw, know what mean?
But it don't bother me none.
But it don't matter either, you know?
But it was Thanksgiving.
But it's 28, it's awfully chilly.
But me, I got a business going. I don't have to take no shots.
But now I got all this knowledge. I got it up here.
But thank you very much, you know.
But they go. "Go on, fight the champ."
But you can't buy what I'm gonna give you.
But you... you get a shot at the title.
But, Rocky, how do you expect to fight Apollo Creed?
But, you see, none of the guys ever took her seriously, see.
By cracking Mac Lee Green.
By giving an unknown a shot at the title.
By the way... I've got a couple of friends up in Toronto
Called the hospital? She calls the hospital if I'm ten minutes late.
Can I ask you a question?
Can you imagine that?
Champ, Apollo, why did you agree to fight a man
Cold beer here. Get your beer.
Cold in here?! It is cold in here!
Come on in and meet the family. The owner ever come back?
Come on in! It's a nice house!
Come on, Gazzo's a good man. You know that.
Come on, help me out. I'm standin' here!
Come on, let's get out of this stink, would you? Come on.
Come on, let's go!
Come on, now.
Come on, Rocky. I'm just 12.
Come on!
Come on! Wanna hit on me? Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. It's Thanksgiving.
Come on. You having a good time?
Come on. You're doin' fine.
Come on. You're puttin' me on, right?
Come on... hit him! Hit him!
Comes to $17.20
Comes to $40.55
Comin' up to me on the street wishing me the best.
Could be the challengers getting ready to get into the ring.
Creed got knocked down at the end of the first.
Creed in three.
Creed is down! What a surprise this is!
Damn.
Diana Lewis, in the meat house with southpaw Rocky Balboa.
Did I give you a job this morning or I didn't, huh?
Did she say that?
Didn't you guys ever hear of Valley Forge or Bunker Hill?
Different job. What kind of turkey? Big turkey or small turkey?
Do me a favor?
Do me a favor. His lungs... punch 'em out.
Do me another favor?
Do you have a phone?
Do you wanna run the 15 radio spots in the Midwest?
Does my house stink?
Doesn't matter. Who cares.
Don't any of you guys get up.
Don't be mad at him. He's just trying to help.
Don't bother you. A big turkey, right? Huh?
Don't fall! Don't fall!
Don't get mental, man, you know.
Don't get wise with me, now, huh?
Don't go, please. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go.
Don't go.
Don't play games with my client.
Don't say that.
Don't slum around me!
Don't want one.
Don't you think you oughta take a rest?
Down! Down! Stay down!
Eh, oh.
Einstein flunked out of school twice.
Ernie's fighting in France that same week.
Every day, every night I pass by
Every morning I pass by the place, I tell a joke. Nothing.
Every night I pass by the place, I tell a joke.
Every other block, there's a creep.
Everybody in the Delaware Valley should be up. Do you agree with me?
Exactly what are you looking for, Apollo?
Ey! Ey. The bum from the dark.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Finish this bum and let's go home.
First day you was there, I came in and bought both these animals, huh?
Fly
Flying high now
For ten bucks, you gotta tear somebody's throat out.
For the viewing audience at home.
Forget about sports as a profession.
Fouls.
Freak luck is a strange thing.
From here on in, do what I tell you to do
From here on in, just let me do the figurin', you know?
Gazzo don't have to know! He won't be wise to nothin'!
Gazzo won't be wise to nothin'. Keep the coat!
Gazzo's gotta come... forget Gazzo. It's a bad job, you know what I mean?
George, I like your friends.
Get a job, you bum!
Get him!
Get me out of this stinkin' freezer.
Get my face kicked in.
Get outta my house.
Get your hands up there. Keep your hands up. That's right.
Getting strong now
Gimme a kiss, Butkus.
Give a local Philadelphia boy
Give her the blades.
Give him room!
Give me some money.
Give me some money. Come on.
Gives a local underdog fighter an opportunity.
Go ahead. Tell her somethin' funny.
Go and take a shower, will ya?
Go for it! Go for it, Rock!
Go for the ribs. Don't let that bastard breathe.
Go in the alley and eat the bird.
Go on, cut me. Cut me.
Go out and enjoy your freakin' life!
Go out! Live! Enjoy life!
God, I've seen it all. All of it.
Gonna fly
Good evening.
Good going, champ!
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good night to catch pneumonia, you know?
Good night, Marie. Take care, you know?
Good night, Rocky.
Good night.
Guy comes up, offers me a fight. Big deal.
Has made contractual obligations with 20 different organizations...
Has suffered a severely cracked third metacarpal in his left hand.
Have you seen what that was? Shamrock Meats, Inc.
He busted my head up. You see that scar?
He came back strong at the end of the first, but he's working hard.
He doesn't know it's a damn show. He thinks it's a damn fight.
He gets laid off, right? Then he can't make...
He goes to the body like nobody you've ever seen.
He is being barraged with lefts and rights to the head, to the body.
He likes you. He wants to fight you.
He looks like a big flag.
He needs to stop, Bill.
He only had 130, but I think he's good for the rest next week, Mr. Gazzo.
He picked you, Rocky.
He put a nail right there.
He really wants it.
He says he wants him!
He says to me, "You weren't born with much of a brain,
He took his best shot and became champ. Huh?
He was fightin' in the... I think it was around Philadelphia...
He was lookin' for you, Jack. Get on up there and see him.
He's a bum.
He's a climber. You know what you are?
He's a friend, and now he's taking you out.
He's a southpaw.
He's coming off the floor now, and he's trying...
He's dancing around.
He's just going over and being calm, it looks like from here.
He's just trying to make this man make him... see! Make him miss like that.
He's late three weeks and I don't like it.
He's not going to be embarrassed!
He's sitting down now.
He's taunting Rocky. "Come on, let's go."
He's very clearly outdoing the challenger right now.
Heavyweight champion of the world Apollo Creed
Hello, kid. I seen your light. Can I come in?
Here he is, the next heavyweight champ, Rocky Balboa!
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go. Say hi.
Here. Take the coat. Take the coat!
Here's the idea...
Hey there, Lefty.
Hey, Adrian, I'm serious now.
Hey, bird, you wanna fly me home?
Hey, Bob. Hey, hey. You're still $70 light.
Hey, Bobby Judd. He's a good boy.
Hey, Butkus! Hey, Butkus! Come here, kid! Come here!
Hey, Champ...
Hey, come on. Hey, I got some animals.
Hey, come on. No foolin' around, all right?
Hey, crime don't pay... you know that, Gloria. You know that.
Hey, did you kill all these things?
Hey, don't get excited. I know that.
Hey, ey.
Hey, gimme a kiss.
Hey, how do you spell Del Rio?
Hey, how you doin', killer? How's the turtle food this week?
Hey, how'd you know her name?
Hey, how's my buddy doin' today? Yo, Butkus!
Hey, I ain't cryin' about it, 'cause I still fight. I kinda do it like a hobby.
Hey, I ain't emotionally involved, Bob, you understand?
Hey, I don't need see no crowd around you, neither.
Hey, I want you outta here instamatically!
Hey, I won't let that happen no more... about the thumb.
Hey, if you get a bad rap, you understand?
Hey, it ain't just Green!
Hey, it's a nice place here.
Hey, kid. You ever think about retiring?
Hey, listen, are you closed to the general public,
Hey, Paulie, what, did you lock the door?
Hey, Rock, heard you did real good last night.
Hey, Rock, It's okay I talk to ya?
Hey, Rocky, how 'bout a bottle?
Hey, Rocky, what's with the eye?
Hey, Rocky, who'd you fight?
Hey, Rocky, you're not happy with your life, it's nice.
Hey, thanks for the money, Tony, you know.
Hey, that don't matter that you're 12. It don't matter.
Hey, these guys teach you to talk like that?
Hey, we'll make some money real soon, huh?
Hey, what are you doing with that bat, huh?
Hey, what the hell is that?
Hey, yo, Mike,
Hey, yo, Paulie,
Hey, yo, Paulie, who cared about me yesterday, huh? Nobody.
Hey, you can make money off my name, make it, okay?
Hey, you don't talk dirty about your sister.
Hey, you got a boyfriend?
Hey, you got somethin' for me?
Hey, you gotta be a moron.
Hey, you lookin' to do a good deed? Keep out of my freakin' life!
Hey, you wanna come inside?
Hey, you. Where you goin'?
Hey, you're breakin' the ribs.
Hey, your old man did pretty good tonight.
Hey, your sister... you sure your sister knows I'm comin'?
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Butkus. Hi, kid.
Hi, there. Rocky Balboa.
Hmm?
Hold your hands up!
Hot in here, you know?
How 'bout Big Chuck Smith?
How 'bout maybe you and I maybe go out together, get something to eat.
How are you? George Jergens.
How come you didn't break this guy's thumb like I told you?
How do you think?
How much is being channeled into West Coast closed circuit advertising?
How you doin'?
How you doin'? You seen Paulie?
How you feelin' this morning, huh? Full of life?
How you gettin' along together?
How'd you know?
How'd you like hearing your name on TV tonight?
How're you doin', Moby Dick? You missed me today or what? Huh?
How're you feelin' today?
How's your weight?
Huh, what's the matter? You don't like my house?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Do you wanna see me get my face kicked in?!
I ain't doin' fine. I look like an idiot.
I ain't got nobody to spend Thanksgiving with, you know?
I ain't teasin' ya.
I always knew you was pretty.
I appreciate it and all that.
I been in that locker for six years
I came and I bought this bowl
I can't beat him.
I can't do it.
I can't haul meat no more!
I can't see nothin'. You gotta open my eye.
I contacted Ernie Roman's manager.
I cook for you, I clean for you, I pick up your dirty clothes!
I could go for some music.
I didn't have no favors from you!
I didn't have no prime. I didn't have nothin'!
I dig your locker, man.
I dig your locker.
I do.
I don't belong here.
I don't feel comfortable.
I don't know about that.
I don't know what happens to me.
I don't know what to say,
I don't know what to say.
I don't know.
I don't know. It fills gaps, I guess.
I don't know. Maybe laugh a little bit. Who knows, you know?
I don't know. Things probably worked out for the best, don't you think?
I don't know. Would you like to maybe, you know, you and me go out together?
I don't need a doctor. I need a different job.
I don't understand why anybody would wanna be a fighter.
I don't want nothin' from you.
I don't want nothin' from you.
I don't want you messin' her,
I don't want you messing around with southpaws.
I don't... know you well enough.
I feel like a jerk.
I feel like callin' a taxi to take me from the bed into the bathroom.
I feel very mischievous. Very weird. Very...
I fight in clubs, you know. I'm really a ham and egger.
I figured some angle to make some money off your name.
I figured... look, I figured if I break the guy's thumb,
I get a hold of every worthwhile contender
I got 34 stitches over this eye.
I got a few dollars.
I got it.
I got some things in there. If you like soda, some donuts or something.
I got that clip in here. That was a good fight.
I got the pretzels! Hey! We ain't got any beer?
I got these rare... very rare animals inside. Come on. Come on in.
I got... I got another surprise for you.
I gotta go. If I'm ten minutes late, she calls the hospital.
I guess I'll have to do the best I can.
I had it pulled 'cause of people calling all the time, and, uh,
I had nothin', man.
I had that locker for about six years, but it don't bother me none.
I had the spit shootin' out of my cheeks.
I had to get rid of that mountain, though, 'cause they kept falling over and flipping.
I have done it all.
I just dislocated my finger.
I just... wanna kiss you.
I know all about these things.
I know because I've been in this racket for 50 years.
I know I... I'm 76 years old.
I know you ain't too happy at this moment, you know,
I lost that fight, but that's a nice picture, don't you think? See how it works there?
I love my Philadelphia brothers, and I'm proud to be an American.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, at three minutes past 4:00, what else are you gonna do?
I mean, I've got pain and I've got experience.
I mean, this isn't an everyday thing.
I mean, what do I say to a door... hey, listen...
I mean, where are the real fighters gonna come from?
I mean, who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league.
I must've had 20 bucks taken out of there in the past six years.
I needed your help about ten years ago, right? Ten years ago?
I never had no management... that's the trouble!
I originally done it... look, push the button.
I put you two together! And you... don't you forget it!
I run a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen.
I say you're very shy by nature, you know?
I say, if you wanted help, why didn't you ask?
I should go.
I should've broke your thumbs!
I sold 'em to you.
I suppose.
I suppose.
I take care of you, Paulie! I don't owe you nothin'!
I tell ya, I need someone to snuggle with, 28 degrees. It's cold out there.
I tell you what the trouble is... I'm a southpaw.
I tell you, there's no way we expected this kind of hitting from him.
I think he might be worried.
I think I got some chocolate in there.
I think Rocky's got a good chance.
I think you could spend your money better in Canadian publicity.
I thought you were supposed to pick up some beer.
I told ya! I told ya!
I told you she's very excited.
I trained you to be a fighter, not a billboard.
I treat you good!
I used to be deadly at stickball. You sure your sister knows I'm comin'?
I wanna know how come.
I wanna know if you got any money for training expenses, eh?
I wanna let my brother know where I am.
I wanna let Rocky out, then I'm gonna talk to him for a few seconds.
I wanna make sure that all this shit that happened to me doesn't happen to you.
I wanna show you somethin'. Look at my face for a minute.
I want the Stallion!
I want you and you. You. You.
I want you outta here! Get outta the house!
I want you to do me a favor. You could see she ain't feelin' too good.
I want you to look at some... will you look at that? Look at that.
I want you to quit chuckin' and jivin'. I want you to stick and move.
I want you!
I want you. You.
I was shocked. Why'd you do that?
I wouldn't be doin' this, you know.
I wouldn't take no cheap shots, either. I'd really be a good sparring partner.
I wouldn't wanna fight. Know what's gonna happen to me? I'm gonna get that!
I, uh...
I'd like to have you meet my colleague workin' the fight with me... Stu Hansen.
I'd like to kill the freakin' moron who broke the mirror.
I'd like to kill the freakin' moron who broke the mirror.
I'd make a great collector. Bustin' bones don't bother me.
I'll break both your arms so they don't work for ya!
I'll do okay. You know.
I'll drop him in three.
I'll just... just sit here.
I'll see ya tomorrow morning, okay?
I'll see ya.
I'll see yous later, all right?
I'll tell ya. A long time ago, this guy... maybe a couple hundred years ago...
I'll tell ya... things get pretty rough in the ring.
I'll tell you somebody who don't wanna hear about it.
I'll tell you what to do.
I'll wait for you here.
I'm all alone
I'm broke... honest to God!
I'm dumb, you're shy. What do you think, huh?
I'm gonna get that!
I'm gonna kill you one of these days, I swear to God!
I'm gonna take a shower.
I'm gonna tell you a new joke tomorrow, okay? Good night, Adrian.
I'm gonna turn the TV off. I got a headache.
I'm not a loser!
I'm not sure I know you well enough.
I'm sick of seein' you hanging around like a freakin' spider!
I'm sure you are.
I'm sure you're gonna give us a great show.
I'm tired.
I've been comin' here for six years, and six years you been stickin' it to me.
I've been out there walkin' around, thinkin'.
I've had guys bustin' on it, I had guys chewin' on it,
I've never been in a man's apartment alone.
I've never seen a fighter that concerned about his hair.
I've promoted fights in every goddamn country in the world,
If I was you and you got the money, I would take a cab or something.
If you could let her on the ice, I'd appreciate it. For a few minutes.
If you do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder.
If you don't mind my sayin'.
If you don't pay Gazzo, you end up on the hook.
In a moment, he's going to demonstrate that
In fact, it just looks like Rocky's blocking the blows with his face.
In foreign countries, during WWI,
Into the face! And that's the Apollo we know.
Is at Kennedy Airport, New York.
Is he still around?
Is he supposed to be George Washington?
Is it a coincidence that he's fighting a black man
Is that a face you could trust or what? Huh? Is it?
Is that Mr. Balboa has an unusual method of training.
Is that the world heavyweight champion Apollo Creed?
Is this a common training method? Do other fighters pound raw meat?
Is this you?
It did.
It doesn't really matter, does it?
It don't bother me, either.
It don't matter, 'cause I was nobody before.
It don't sound like much, but it adds up, you know.
It had more flies in it... more moths and flies.
It hurts, though. He broke my rib.
It is a coincidence that you're fighting a white man
It means if he can't fight, I bet he can cook.
It plays hell on the joints.
It really don't matter if I lose this fight.
It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either.
It says here Mac Lee Green
It'll make your teeth yellow. Don't do that.
It's a nice couch. I don't know.
It's a racket where you're almost guaranteed to end up a bum.
It's a waste of life!
It's been confirmed.
It's been my locker for six years. Where's my gear?
It's cold outside, Paulie.
It's Dipper's stuff. It ain't your locker no more.
It's gettin' cold in here. I'm going home.
It's not just your house.
It's not that.
It's okay. Don't worry about it. See ya, all right?
It's only about 28 degrees. We'll check that forecast in just a minute.
It's so hard now
It's very American.
It's very smart.
It's worth 50, $60.
Jimmy, you guys ready? Let's roll.
Joe Zach's a good prospect.
Just a few questions about your unique training method.
Just a moment.
Just don't take no cheap shots, you know?
Keep doin' what you're doin'. You're funny.
Keep the...
Kid Brooks and Sugar Johnson.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Last year me and the turtles had spam. What do you think?
Leave about two feet of slack.
Left and right. Rocky's got him on the rope!
Left. There's another left.
Leg's are goin', everything is goin', Nobody's gettin' no nothin'.
Legs ain't workin', nothing's workin',
Let me in one day and I hit the beef here and kinda liked it.
Let's go to work right now, Rock! Come on!
Let's try it again, Rocky.
Let's try this. Now, take this string. Tie it to both ankles.
Like the guy says, you're gonna eat lightning
Listen to me. I wanna be your manager.
Listen to this crowd!
Listen, Apollo, tell me... how do you feel about your challenger?
Listen, I don't want no turkey anyway, you know?
Listen, just settle yourself in. Just relax.
Listen, kid. You! You lay off that pet shop dame.
Listen, kid...
Listen, Rocky...
Listen, the reason I brought you here is because, uh...
Listen, uh...
Listen, uh...
Listen, we got a winner here! We got a chance!
Listen, we wanna get a brief interview with you. It won't take long.
Listen, why don't you just make the meat, okay?
Lockers are bad, anyway.
Look at me. I'm not ready for this.
Look at that. No, wait. Hey, it ain't your fault. Look.
Look at these birds.
Look at this face. 64 fights. Look at that nose.
Look at this. Can you believe all this? They put a microphone on me.
Look, I asked, but you never heard nothin'!
Look, if history proves one thing,
Look, it's after 6:00, it's Thanksgiving. That's why there's nobody here.
Look, it's the name, man.
Look, kid, I wanna make a suggestion. Don't drink that piss before a fight.
Look. See? Nothin'. It bends like that, see?
Look... this girl here ain't feelin' well, you know.
Looks like he means business.
Make sure you have it snuggled on before you bring it out.
Marciano had the same problem, and this string cured it.
Maybe two weeks. Give me a call.
Maybe you oughta see a doctor. What do you think?
Maybe. Maybe.
Me and Mrs. Kramer are up, and it's a good morning.
Mickey tells me what to do, I gotta do it, right, Rock?
Mickey told me to bag it and hang it.
Moo.
More flies... more moths... who the hell cares?
Move your little chicken asses out of here.
Mr. Balboa.
Mr. Balboa.
Mr. Gazzo says I should get the 200 or break your thumb, you understand?
Mr. Jergens, the poster's wrong.
Mr. Rocky Balboa to see you, sir.
My back is hurtin'. You deaf?
My father... he's, uh... my old man, he was never too smart.
My main man, Rocky, ain't you Italian?
My mother... she said the opposite thing.
My name?
My problem is I've been talking to your man Michael.
My proposition is this...
My sister really likes you.
My sister. If she don't start livin', her body's gonna dry up.
Nah. I ain't skated since I was 15.
Never broken. I'm very proud of that. Isn't that rare? That's rare.
Never got a chance, though, because you're left handed, huh?
Next, a six rounder between local lightweights
No joke, huh?
No low blows, watch your heads, no butting.
No one having gone more than...
No, I can't.
No, I don't feel any heat from that name.
No, I think I invented it.
No, I think maybe we're just early or something like that.
No, I'm short.
No, Jergens.
No, no. I gotta go.
No, no. No, no. Two yards from Cappoli and a grand from Snyder.
No, you ain't got a boyfriend.
No?
No.
No.
No. Across the street.
No. I gotta go.
Nobody wants to look awkward.
Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed.
Not your fault. I'm just kind of aggravated. Wanna hear about it?
Nothing special about you. You never got your nose busted.
Now he's coming over to talk to the Champ.
Now he's taunting him.
Now I wanna give it to you!
Now Rocky coming back out, and he's like a bull in a china closet.
Now you're a big shot fighter on your way up,
Now, that's the way I see it.
Now, they're good fighters, right? They're colorful, they got good records.
Now, who discovered America? An Italian, right?
Now, you said pick up two yards from Snyder
Obviously so. He's got the hat on, the whole thing. Look at that.
Of course, we can cancel the fight indefinitely
Of guts and stamina in the history of the ring.
Oh, Balboa's taking a tremendous beating here.
Oh, certainly.
Oh, come on, Adrian. It's true.
Oh, come on, man. Can't you fight?
Oh, come on. I don't know yet, okay?
Oh, he's taking his...
Oh, no way, but with the ability of the Champion...
Oh, Paulie.
Oh, Rock. I want you to meet our cutman here, Al Salvani.
Oh, the Champ is just taunting him now.
Oh, the Champion really tagged him!
Oh, those are domestic turtles.
Oh! Another to the rib. That left hand again right to the chin!
Oh! He tagged the Champ with a tremendous hook!
Oh! Look at that! Uncle Sam himself.
Oh! You must be Mr. Rocky Balboa. Mr. Jergens is expecting you.
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