Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) - Season 1 Edit

A best bestie could have.

A dead end!

A dock?

A genuine Viking helmet.

A giant's going to sit|on your face.

A hallway with walls that|smash together periodically.

A happy bunny.

A little fish.

A pair of clogs

A particularly|stupid plan, Ludo.

A place called Earth.

A plus,|with a smiley face.

A princess always|maintains her poise.

A princess who misbehaves|will be saved

A reverse|tentacle spell.

A souvenir from the night my besties became besties.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaahhh!!!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaahhh!

Aaah! A party? For me?

Aaah...aaah!

Aah!

Aah! A party for me

Aayyahh!

About having to deal with me.

Actually, the universe should do it.

After a long day|of exploration.

After a victory|like this,

After you hired me.|I hired you?

Ah, kids, you have 'em

Ah, King Butterfly.

Ah, okay, and your point would be?

Ah, thank goodness.

Ah, that's better.

Ah, they're still alive.

Ah, we're back.

Ah, well, you know,

Ah, who's that?

Ah, yeah, um, why?

Ah, yes, the newbies|have arrived.

Ah! A party for me?

Ah! Jealous.

Aha ha ha ha!

Ahem!

Ahh!

Ahh! He's too wiggly!

Ahh! They're so small!

Ahh. Hmm.

Ahh. Sorry.

Ahh. Uhh.

Ahhh....

Ahhh...|It's empty.|You ate it all.

Ahhh...|Whee hee hee!

Ahhhh...

Alfonzo and Ferguson.

All better.

All I'm saying|is guys like Tom

All right

All right |Man, I bet I could|get a lot of action

All right, don't go anywhere.|I'll be right back.

All right, Princess, time to go.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right.|Here's your pudding.

All we need is a

ALL: Bye bye!

ALL: Happy second day|of your visit, Gustav.

ALL: Huh? Run!

ALL: It's not criminal|to be an individual

ALL: It's not criminal|to be an individual.

ALL: Shard mines?

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Uhh!|( all gasp )

ALL: Yay!

Allow me to introduce|our first competitor,

Almost.

Alone!

Aloof attractive people.|Boring!

Alpha Team One,|commencing security sweep

Although admittedly it is a lot like jail.

Always putting friends first.

Among nobility|these days.

An electric beak groomer.

An uprising?

And a space blanket|made for two.

And according to tradition, my mom, the Queen,

And all she wanted|was a flying pig.

And also dogs.

And being a total|baby about it.

And check out|my new girlfriend.

And don't even think|about escaping.

And everyone|has a pet penguin,

And feast on their bowels!!!

And fight monsters.

And find the free thinker|who initiated this.

And for Mr. Diaz,

And for you,|nothing.

And go back|to the underworld.

And he left me|at the dock.

And he'll never let me|live it down.

And he's making|phone calls, Marco.

And his opponent,

And I am saving you|for later.

And I came here to tell you|something about Gustav.

And I carried Yuri|back to his mother.

And I have|very low standards.

And I met my spirit animal|that night.

And I think|you should go.

And I wrote|you a poem.

And I'll get my big boy body.

And I'm a lifeguard.

And I'm about to have a whole lot more

And I'm giving you|a trip to Mewni.

And I'm just a guy|from Bakersfieldville

And I'm King Fergon!

And I'm this close|to figuring out

And I'm way more fun.

And irresponsible just because...

And it's called,

And it's good for|my throne posture.

And it's so fun eating|with these tiny wands.

And let's be honest,|Ferguson does|look delicious.

And mind your own business

And mind your own business

And no one who goes there|ever comes out the same!

And not because her dad|made a generous|donation to the school.

And now, Brittany Wong,

And now,|our new mascot,

And now|she is gone forever!

And open a restaurant|in Bakersfieldville

And Pony Head is having|the worst one ever.

And said those fortunes|were magical in the first place.

And selects|two lucky souls,

And she seems distracted.

And stifle them in|a solitary conforment chamber.

And tame wild unicorns...

And that's my third strike.

And that's when|I realized

And the axe?|And those meatballs?

And then I got|to come here

And then the universe.

And then we're gonna|slaughter all humans

And then you wish they weren't around.

And then,|you met Oskar.

And then...

And there's enough velvet|on that bedspread|for me to swim in.

And there's|a special delivery

And turn my "F"|into an "A"?

And two hearts and a spider.

And watch him karate,|you know?

And we can go home.

And we can use|our new fanny packs.

And where's Alfonzo?

And who better than you?

And would welcome a little danger in my life...

And you can give me|the perfect grade.

And you didn't get a choice

And you didn't see me.

And you got to see|that side of your dad.

And you said there was no magic on Earth.

And you're labeled for life.

And you're only wearing|the fanny packs.

And you're really cool.

And you|are pathetic

And, and, I have been|anger free

And, uh, this is for you.

And... wait. How could you|possibly know that?

Annihilate.

Another one.|Another one!