Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) - Season 1 Edit

A best bestie could have.

A dead end!

A dock?

A genuine Viking helmet.

A giant's going to sit|on your face.

A hallway with walls that|smash together periodically.

A happy bunny.

A little fish.

A pair of clogs

A particularly|stupid plan, Ludo.

A place called Earth.

A plus,|with a smiley face.

A princess always|maintains her poise.

A princess who misbehaves|will be saved

A reverse|tentacle spell.

A souvenir from the night my besties became besties.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaahhh!!!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaahhh!

Aaah! A party? For me?

Aaah...aaah!

Aah!

Aah! A party for me

Aayyahh!

About having to deal with me.

Actually, the universe should do it.

After a long day|of exploration.

After a victory|like this,

After you hired me.|I hired you?

Ah, kids, you have 'em

Ah, King Butterfly.

Ah, okay, and your point would be?

Ah, thank goodness.

Ah, that's better.

Ah, they're still alive.

Ah, we're back.

Ah, well, you know,

Ah, who's that?

Ah, yeah, um, why?

Ah, yes, the newbies|have arrived.

Ah! A party for me?

Ah! Jealous.

Aha ha ha ha!

Ahem!

Ahh!

Ahh! He's too wiggly!

Ahh! They're so small!

Ahh. Hmm.

Ahh. Sorry.

Ahh. Uhh.

Ahhh....

Ahhh...|It's empty.|You ate it all.

Ahhh...|Whee hee hee!

Ahhhh...

Alfonzo and Ferguson.

All better.

All I'm saying|is guys like Tom

All right

All right |Man, I bet I could|get a lot of action

All right, don't go anywhere.|I'll be right back.

All right, Princess, time to go.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right.|Here's your pudding.

All we need is a

ALL: Bye bye!

ALL: Happy second day|of your visit, Gustav.

ALL: Huh? Run!

ALL: It's not criminal|to be an individual

ALL: It's not criminal|to be an individual.

ALL: Shard mines?

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Uhh!|( all gasp )

ALL: Yay!

Allow me to introduce|our first competitor,

Almost.

Alone!

Aloof attractive people.|Boring!

Alpha Team One,|commencing security sweep

Although admittedly it is a lot like jail.

Always putting friends first.

Among nobility|these days.

An electric beak groomer.

An uprising?

And a space blanket|made for two.

And according to tradition, my mom, the Queen,

And all she wanted|was a flying pig.

And also dogs.

And being a total|baby about it.

And check out|my new girlfriend.

And don't even think|about escaping.

And everyone|has a pet penguin,

And feast on their bowels!!!

And fight monsters.

And find the free thinker|who initiated this.

And for Mr. Diaz,

And for you,|nothing.

And go back|to the underworld.

And he left me|at the dock.

And he'll never let me|live it down.

And he's making|phone calls, Marco.

And his opponent,

And I am saving you|for later.

And I came here to tell you|something about Gustav.

And I carried Yuri|back to his mother.

And I have|very low standards.

And I met my spirit animal|that night.

And I think|you should go.

And I wrote|you a poem.

And I'll get my big boy body.

And I'm a lifeguard.

And I'm about to have a whole lot more

And I'm giving you|a trip to Mewni.

And I'm just a guy|from Bakersfieldville

And I'm King Fergon!

And I'm this close|to figuring out

And I'm way more fun.

And irresponsible just because...

And it's called,

And it's good for|my throne posture.

And it's so fun eating|with these tiny wands.

And let's be honest,|Ferguson does|look delicious.

And mind your own business

And mind your own business

And no one who goes there|ever comes out the same!

And not because her dad|made a generous|donation to the school.

And now, Brittany Wong,

And now,|our new mascot,

And now|she is gone forever!

And open a restaurant|in Bakersfieldville

And Pony Head is having|the worst one ever.

And said those fortunes|were magical in the first place.

And selects|two lucky souls,

And she seems distracted.

And stifle them in|a solitary conforment chamber.

And tame wild unicorns...

And that's my third strike.

And that's when|I realized

And the axe?|And those meatballs?

And then I got|to come here

And then the universe.

And then we're gonna|slaughter all humans

And then you wish they weren't around.

And then,|you met Oskar.

And then...

And there's enough velvet|on that bedspread|for me to swim in.

And there's|a special delivery

And turn my "F"|into an "A"?

And two hearts and a spider.

And watch him karate,|you know?

And we can go home.

And we can use|our new fanny packs.

And where's Alfonzo?

And who better than you?

And would welcome a little danger in my life...

And you can give me|the perfect grade.

And you didn't get a choice

And you didn't see me.

And you got to see|that side of your dad.

And you said there was no magic on Earth.

And you're labeled for life.

And you're only wearing|the fanny packs.

And you're really cool.

And you|are pathetic

And, and, I have been|anger free

And, uh, this is for you.

And... wait. How could you|possibly know that?

Annihilate.

Another one.|Another one!

Another right turn,|then another right turn.

Answer my riddles|if you dare.

Anything for|you, Star.

Anyway, I hope

Anyway, you|were so sad.

Anywhere in the entire universe.

APPLICANT:|Eh, previous job experience?

APPLICANT:|Where do I see myself|in ten years?

Are my monsters the worst ever,|or what?

Are there going to be monsters attacking us all the time?

Are they gonna let me|keep the dress?

Are totally gonna...|mmmmmm!

Are we gonna|blast our way|out of this?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you getting angry?|No.

Are you gonna pay for|that charger, ma'am?

Are you gonna|tell Mom you saw me?

Are you guys|seein' any of this?

Are you kidding?|That's the most|she's ever talked to me!

Are you kidding?|You're the coolest|girl I know.

Are you okay,|Star?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to make some bad choices?

Are you sure|those are cooked?

Are you two ready|to swear your undying love|for each other?

Are you, like, into me?

Arggh. Gotta stay focused.

Argh. I wish I could|fight you, Mom.

ARM (laughing):|I could do this|all day.

As for the meatballs,|my dream is to become a chef

As fun as that sounds, you can go without me.

As I am with magic.

As inviting as|that sounds,

As part of a noble|lineage,

As partying is for|the unrefined.

As you can see, class,

At Isolation Point,

At last I've found you!

At least hit her|with a rock or something!

At matchmaking|than I am with magic.

At your service, milady.

Attention,|Quest Buy shoppers.

Avert your eyes.|Avert your eyes.

Aw, but you'd look|so cute in it.

Aw, look at you two getting along.

Aw, you too.

Aw. Thanks, Earth T

Awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome! What is it?

Awright, awright, awright.

Aww

Aww, come here.

Aww, how sweet.

Aww.

Ay! My eye! Ha ha ha ha!

B Fly!

B Fly?

Back in the portal.

Back off, creeps.

Back off, demon!|Marco!

Battle axe.

Be back to normal.|That's it?

Be honest. I can handle it.|Ludo, Master.

Beak 'N' Trim.

Beautiful.

Because that would be|completely irresponsible

Because this time,|we're gonna get organized.

Because today is my 14th birthday!

Because your house|would be the first place

Before they're|fully digested.

Before this: I'm going to St. O's!

Before what?

Being king is exhausting.

Besides, you gotta trust me|to do the right thing for my

Best anniversary ever,|best anniversary ever!

Best friend?

Best friends don't let|best besties

Bestow your sugary prophecies|upon me.

Better idea.

Big Boy Diaper Blast!

Binding them together|for eternity

Blades of doom.

Blah, blah, blah,|back problems.

Blah, blah, blah,|posture.

Bleech.

Blindly following|these fortune cookies

Blow on this stranger|danger whistle.|This is ridiculous.

Bonjour.

BOTH: Aww...

BOTH: Hugs!

BOTH: Hugs.

BOTH: She can't handle it.

BOTH: Star!

BOTH:|♪ Going into Portal land,|teenage boys are holding hands ♪

BOTH:|Ooooohh.

BOTH:|Whooooaaahhhh!

BOTH:|You gotta take us with you!|This dimension is so boring!

BOY: No!!!

Boy...

Boy...

Boy...

Brass knuckles?|Seriously?

Brass?

Breathe.

Bring me your finest|beak groomer.

Bring out|the kitty cat outfits.|Yes!

BRITTANY:|Don't worry, Sabrina.

Brittney Wong's|birthday party.

Bro, it's me.

Bubbling cauldrons that|don't even melt your flesh off.

Bunny Rabbit Blast!

Bus never did|nothin' to you.

But apparently,|there's no need.

But as soon as it|gives me an advantage,

But at least I got in

But don't worry about me.

But don't worry, it's not real.|It's from a unicorn.

But don't worry.

But he wouldn't pick up.

But I didn't really|think this through.

But I get carsick.

But I haven't found a way|to reverse the spell.

But I mean I was gonna

But I must abstain,

But I want to keep things|low key for Star.

But if he sees me,|I am dead.

But if you find it,

But it's a complete|disorganized mess

But it's your birthday day.

But just this once.

But maybe we can|work something out.

But no one's ever|escaped from there.

But no pesky magical foreigner|is gonna question my leadership.

But Saturday,

But that girl|always gets the best of me.

But that's the bathroom.|Like fried eggs.

But the danger|had just begun.

But then,|you're out of pudding.

But these are way cooler|than last year's.

But they're actually|enjoying my gift.

But they're still real cookies.

But what about measuring|the Diazes in their sleep?

But what about|the phone calls?

But what does that|have to do with|right now?

But where are they?

But with less abusive trash talk, please.

But would you please|donate them

But you have to let me|figure things out on my own.

But you said

But you still came back to save Marco.

But you'll never cure|the virus...

But, if this is going to go|any further,

But, Pony Head

Buy him fancy equipment|and private lessons.

By a pile of soiled linens,

Bye bye, Gustav!

Bye now.

Bye, new friend!

Bye, new friend!

Bye!

Bye!

Bye!

Bye.

Call me.

Call Mom.

Can I check out|that arm?

Can we use it to get|my parents to stop fighting?|Totally.

Can you give me a hand?

Can you make|my tummy happy?

Can you please keep your|fantasies out of my flashbacks?

Can you please|do me a teeny favor

Can't you just buy|another charger?

Care for a dip?

Careful.

Catching you|at your most distracted!|What?

Check this out.

Cheers.

Classic Marco.

Come and get me.

Come back never!

Come on, fellas,|can't we discuss this|man to possum?

Come on, man,|I need the meat.

Come on, my dear.

Come on, Opossum |No

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Back in the portal.

Come on.|It's not criminal

Come, everyone, and I will cook|you my meatballs.

Comin' right your way.

Completely boring,|all for you.

COMPUTER: Finish him!

COMPUTER: Pony Head VS Earth Turd.

COMPUTER: Round one. Joust!

COMPUTER: You win.

Cookies are magical.

Cool, thanks!

Cool?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.|Cool!

Cool.|Thanks

Corrrrrrect.

Could never indulge in|such confections.

Coulda fooled me. Goodbye.

Crystal Dagger

Cupcake blast!

Daddy's getting all 52 flavors!

Dagger Crystal|Heart Attack!

Dagger Heart Blast!

De nada.

Delicious.

Demon ex boyfriend Tom?

Destroy him.

Destroy the school.

Did anybody catch his name?

Did someone say Glossaryck?

Did someone say nachos?

Did the Warriors|steal it again?

Did you bring me my refill?

Did you bump|your uni horn again?

Did you hear otherwise?

Did you say knots?

Distracted?

Do I need a hall pass?

Do these explode?

Do you know|nothing of combat?

Do you like to read?

Do you mean typical Star weird

Do you need any help?

Do you wanna|get us caught?

Do you want to help me or not?

Does that mean|you can fly?

Don't confuse this with|your Earth things, Marco!

Don't lie to me, little man.

Don't listen to her,|she's just jealous.

Don't look.|I'm gonna change.

Don't make eye contact.

Don't send me to Saint Olga's Reform School

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, I just|need to sit here,

Don't worry, little wand.|We're almost there.

Don't worry, Mom, I can handle it.

Don't worry, Pony Head,

Don't worry, Twindy.|I got this.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Don't you wanna|pet my bunny?

Double or nothing.

Driver, pull over this bus|at once!

Dude, it's Taco Wednesday,|it's a day

Dude!|I was just playing possum!

Earth?

Eat his bowels.

Eh?|Are you a king?

Ehh...

Ehh...

Either take a sample|or leave a sample.

Embrace this!

Emotionless rubber stamp

Empress, this prisoner|was disobedient.

Empress, you're an amazing|flying Pixie lady

EMPRESS: No! I haven't|killed you yet!

Escape From|Jail Mountain.

Even if you|don't like penguins.

Every last one of you,

Every once in a while,|I need to sneak away

Every one of you|is here for a reason.

Every year|their team slaughters our guys.

Everyone will admire

Everyone's|so cool here, Marco.

Everything a monster|could want.

Everything is hoo |under control.

Evil is in|the palm of my hand.

Ew, Star Butterface.

Eww.

Exactly what you said.

Excellent work, Buff Frog.

Excellent!

Excellent.

Explaining|the proper throne posture.

Fall, fall, fall, fall...

Fantastic Exit Beam!

Farewell.

Feast your eyes on this!

Feel the love.

Ferg!|I need Star's|book of spells.

Ferg.

Ferguson, Star thinks|fortune cookies are magical.

Ferguson, think about this!

Ferguson, you're supposed|to moon him.

Ferguson,|get off the field!|What?

FERGUSON: Stranger danger

FERGUSON: That kid can't be any|more than eight years old.

Ferguson!

Ferguson!

Finally!

Finally. End of the line

Fine, but I don't

Fine.|It looks like|it's all up to me

Fly free, little Ferg!

Flying pig don't need|this. [snorts]

Flying Princess Pony Head!

Foaming Twinkle|Bubble Ripple!

Food can't predict the future.

Fooled you, ha ha ha!

For 53 days.

For a guy with a record.

For Marco, the handheld game,

For Mrs. D,

For strip mall dojos|everywhere.

For the princess|and the puke boy.

For the Warriors, over.

For Wayward Princesses!

Foreign exchange student.

Fortune cookies aren't real.

Francois!

Frankly, I like taking risks

Fresh air!

From another dimension.

From me for long.

From Oskar.

Get back here!

Get Chinese food!

Get her!

Get her! ( roaring )

Get him!|Get him!

Get him!|Get him!

Get me that wand!

Get on with your bad self,|my wayward sister.

Get ready|for the worst pop quiz

Get some rest.

Get the wand!

Get the wand!

Get them!

Get up you, dipsticks.

Get up!

Get up! Get up!

Get your hydra|trail apples.

Gets her own room.

Getting me|my groove back.

Gifts are such a great way|to show how much you really|care about someone.

Gimme that!|Let's get outta here!

Girl, we're going out tonight.

Girl, you know we can't|receive packages here at

Give it up, Gustav!

Give it up,|Star Butterfly.|You're outmatched.

Glad to hear it.

Glow Worm Blast!

Gnome repellent?|Extra strength ghost heads?

Gnome repellent?|Extra strength ghost heads?

Go away.

Go buy yourself some of those|thimble sized shoes.

Go, Echo Creek!|Let's try not to get beat!

Go, go, go, go, yeah!

Gonna miss you, bud.

Good bye, Marco.

Good evening,|ladiesngennlebremen.

Good luck in Princess jail.

Good. Because|you're not to leave Earth.

Goodbye, Star.

Got a little lost.

Got it? Good.

Got to go, bye.|What happened?

Gotcha, Marco

Gotcha, Star.

Gracias, Star.

Grow some pom poms.

Guards, kill them all.

Guards! Seize them!

Guards!|Yoo hoo, guards.

Guards.|Guards!

Guess I'm doomed, huh?

Guess you have two now.

Gustav, Gustav, Gustav, Gustav!

GUSTAV: Back home,|I'm just another boring face

GUSTAV: Hey, Marco!

Gustav.

Gustav's not taking them|on a picnic,

Guys, help!

Guys?

Ha ha ha ha!|Of course there is.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!|Ah, Star Butterfly.

Ha ha, there it is.

Ha ha, watch this.|I'm gonna...

Ha ha! Nice try, blondie.|These mines block magic.

Ha! Did you see that, Star?

Ha! Well,|it looks like I win.

Haa! ( horse neighing )

Had an ancient cryptic|system of symbols they used

Had the last name Diaz!

Had to leave so soon.

Had tossed me out|of the castle years ago.

Hah! Who's the turd now?

Hai.

Half off shrunken|goblin heads.

Halt!

Happen to anyone else.|Right, Princess Turdina?

Happy 47th day|on Earth, Star.

Happy 51st day on Earth, Star.

Happy anniversary,|you guys.

Has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom

Hat hair. Whoa!|Hat hair. Whoa!

Have bad|birthday days.

Have you gone mad?

Have you seen my charger?

Have you seen this head?

He calls me Sugar Wings.|( giggles )

He has a point.

He looks delicious.

He made this whole|entire ball

He thinks you're cute.

He wants to take me|to the Blood Moon Ball.

He will like the arcade better.

He'll say I wussed out

He's beaten.

He's gonna get|a taste of this.

He's got a monster arm!|That's not fair!

He's just this creep|in my dojo

He's made you|even more meatballs!

He's our new mascot.|Oh, no!

He's probably just|bleeding internally

He's probably just|bleeding internally

He's right on us.

He's the best turd I've ever known.

He's up to something|terrible!

Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Hee hee hee!|Ohh! No!

Heedless of my own peril,

Hello, Daddy.

Hello, Henry.

Hello, Princess.

Hello!

Hello.

Help me!

Her dad has connections.

Her dance card's full.

Here at the tried|and trusted St. Olga's...

Here he comes, here he comes.

Here is your penguin.

Here they come.

Here we are!

Here, Star.

Here,|try this.

Here's a carnivore|blossom.

Here's our latest|success story.

Here's your new room.

Hey oh!

Hey there, Monster Guy.|See that troll over there?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be|giving some boring lecture?

Hey, boss,|look what I found.

Hey, Brittney.

Hey, brother, do me a solid. Refill this for me!

Hey, do these oysters|smell bad to you?

Hey, everybody,|I just want you all to know

Hey, guys, did you see|what I just did

Hey, guys!|I think you forgot something.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey.|Are those books?

Hey, I am|on the phone!

Hey, I don't have to tell you anything!

Hey, I think|this monster arm

Hey, it's us,|here to break you out,

Hey, ladies,|you care for a drink?

Hey, listen, I just wanted|to win the tournament

Hey, Marco, do you have|any highly flammable liquids?

Hey, Marco, you can|handle this for a minute

Hey, Marco, you were right,

Hey, party animals.

Hey, Pointy Head.|It's Earth Turd.

Hey, Sculzy, what's|your favorite weapon?

Hey, Skullzie!

Hey, Star Butterfly.

Hey, Star, I'm bored.

Hey, Star, up here.

Hey, Star.|I'm here to take you...

Hey, stop!

Hey, that's a handicap spot.

Hey, that's Ferguson!

Hey, they just forfeited.

Hey, this whistle's|gonna save your life!

Hey, uh, when the monster arm|said he'd be back,

Hey, wait!

Hey, wake up!

Hey, we're stuck in another dimension!

Hey, what a great surprise.

Hey, you guys want to see|a dead possum?

Hey, you know the rules.

Hey, you, Square.

Hey, you.|Yeah, you.

Hey! I was just about|to come rescue you guys!

Hey! You should|watch where you're going!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. You gotta|get us out of here.

Hey.|He's awesome.

Hi ya |Hold on.

Hi ya!

Hi ya!

Hi ya! Huh?

Hi ya!|( clucks )

Hi yah!

Hi yah!

Hi yah!

Hi yah!|Oh!

Hi yah...

Hi, Jackie!

Hi, new friends.|Hi!

Hi!

Hi. I'm calling|this phone number|on my phone.

Hi. I'm Spike Balls.

High five!

High schools have|excellent pudding.

Higher.

Higher.

Hilarious!|Hey, what are you guys doing?

His name is Henry.

His stories don't add up, Marco.

Hm, let me check|under the hood.

Hm!

Hmm, it worked.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Huh?

Hmmm.|I think I got it.

Ho ho! Marco,|my American friend.

Hola, Marco,|it's Grandma.

Hold out your hand.

Hold the door|there, folks.

Hold this.

Holy pixels.

Hope you've|enjoyed your...

Hot, fast, and full of garbage.

Housewares is that way.

How about a little sunshine to brighten your day?

How am I under pressure?

How are you losing?

How can we prevent another|tragic loss to our team?

How could I have|been so stupid?

How could you do that to my best friend?

How did you know I was here?

How did you know my name?

How do I make it stop?

How do you find anything|in this place?

How is this|even possible?

How much do you know|about Europe?

How sweet, Tom.|but, yeah.

How you gonna|Star this one up,|Twindy?

How's it feel?|Not bad, right?

Hug.

Hugs!

Hugs.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Ahh!

Huh? I need a responsible never take chances type

Huh? Oh no, no, no. On Earth.

Huh?|Huh?