The Young Pope - Season 1 Edit

A dazzling image, so dazzling it blinds people.

A few weeks before the election, it comes an announcement.

A filthy studio apartment upstairs from a tire repair shop.

A friend of mine told me.

A full review of the territorial boundaries of the Vatican State.

A good person is somebody who puts himself last

A Hell you may know nothing about...

A life of hope and prayer that You

A lousy reputation, let me add.

A measure forbidding priests from giving absolution

A measure forbidding priests from giving absolution

A name for a bird.

A photo I thought mattered to them:

A photo of me holding little Pius in my arms.

A politician far cannier than you.

A reopening of discussions on the Lateran Pacts,

A schism?

A speech about love and a pastoral voyage.

A supply of safe, clean drinking water.

A very persuasive speech.

A warm, productive and stimulating meeting.

About how wrong it is to remember them.

Absolute prohibition of abortion in all cases,

Absolute prohibition of divorce in all cases,

Accipite et bibite ex eo omnes.

According to a number of highly respected studies,

According to vox populi,

Adiutorium nostrum in nomine Domini.

Adveniat Regnum Tuum.

After all, you're the Pope.

After just nine months.

Ah, it's true.

Ah, it's true.

Ah, yes. Of course, I know his reputation,

Ah, you'd wind up with a mere 10%.

All I know is everything I do, I do for the love of God.

All intelligent men are uncomfortable on vacation.

All my life I have been infatuated with the world.

All of the cured children

All right, let me think about it. I'll let you know my answer soon.

All the world will be infatuated with me because...

All these Christian virtues the world no longer attributes to me.

All these things are the offspring of the war and violence

All those wonderful monasteries you have in the most wonderful,

Also, even though it was in good faith

Always reassuring and definitive.

Always.

Always.

Always.

Am I cruel?

Am the most powerful man of all.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Americans.

An easy answer.

An opening.

And a hypothesis isn't the same as reality.

And a hypothesis isn't the same as reality.

And always with the same protagonist, the Madonna.

And anyone who wants to know us has to find out

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

And cement doesn't move. We are cement without windows.

And do you know what the surveys that you have commissioned tell us?

And don't remember a thing about them.

And don't say a word to anyone.

And drenched in sunlight as she ran and sank baskets.

And especially from women

And for Peter and I would be an honor.

And get yourselves some shoes,

And he does what he can to halt the violence

And he never will.

And he was right.

And he will refuse to perform weddings for their daughters.

And her eyes...

And how could they be afraid, with a Pope as handsome

And how God and I can annihilate that 41% of the population

And I am not a homosexual.

And I don't want any more part time believers.

And I have proof of the existence of God.

And I really lashed out at him.

And I recommend you stop drinking

And I, not Voiello,

And I, not Voiello,

And I'll be happy to provide him with some answers.

And I'll give you God.

And if don't stop playing the idiot,

And in that case, stop talking bullshit

And it is absolutely to be expected,

And it stays outside the church.

And it's not a sure thing that God exists.

And keep it for themselves.

And know that through the love of the Prince of the Apostles

And lustful details of women.

And more fraught than the first.

And moreover he's fragile and emotional,

And neither am I.

And neither do you.

And now it's time for me to bid you all farewell.

And obsessed with your meeting because they say

And peace is God.

And reassure him, there's nothing wrong

And reassuring as Christ?

And right now everything indeed

And seeing them dead is of no interest to me.

And she uses it to control the sick and the nuns.

And sin will no longer be forgiven at will.

And small but dangerous enclaves of Catholic fundamentalism

And so the liturgy will no longer be a social engagement,

And so would I.

And so, in protest, he's moved to a new place,

And thanks very much for giving me this audience,

And that means this Pope does not negotiate.

And that's all.

And the administrative offices.

And the Holy See will send the world the message

And the limitations of the rational.

And the narcotrafficking that infests Honduras.

And the prospect of your first public appearance

And then I'll be around sooner or later.

And there is also another secret.

And there is another problem.

And there's a very specific reason for that:

And they recovered with a smile on their face.

And they should have given you a Nobel Prize for it, 20 years ago.

And they're protesting everywhere.

And this Pope cannot be blackmailed!

And this soft, round mouth.

And threaten to throw him in quicksand?

And to think that there are still people who believe

And vehemently rejected his applications.

And was about to found his own Church.

And we put the whole thing together at the speed of light.

And we're praying, too: that he'll talk to us.

And what else do you know about me, Holy Father?

And what if I were to refuse?

And what is Kurtwell blackmailing you about?

And what's more, several cardinals have told me

And what's more, unrealizable.

And what's more: I, as the vicar of Christ,

And when I do, you'll lose your election.

And where will God eradicate that 41%?

And will be the subject of our next cabinet meeting.

And yet I've already stopped feeling guilty about it.

And you had no interest in him, why all the phone calls?

And you have threatened and terrorized the faithful,

And you were right. But you don't write about motors that purr

And you will try to maintain or increase

And you'll see them again.

And, as you know,

And... impassive,

Andrew Dussolier...

Andrew!

Angelo Voiello?

Anything could happen

Are starting to spring up, just like in Islam.

Are unacceptable in terms of our standards.

Are you a good person?

Are you asleep, Holy Father?

Are you going to resign?

Are you ready to live on the street? Like St. Francis of Assisi?

Are you ready to sleep on the ground,

Are you ready to wage that war,

Are your own doubts and the darkness.

Armed with nothing but bottomless poverty?

As a ferocious torturer and old school dictator

As a source of pleasure, is overvalued in our society.

As Catholics are 87.8% of the population.

As far as I'm concerned,

As for traveling: everyone dislikes traveling

As much as three liters a day.

As soon as they're allowed out into the world.

As the motor that drives the world.

As you wish, Holy Father.

At a point in history when the Church was stronger

At any other point in history.

At night, God suffers from the heat.

At the polls in the next election?

At the polls in the next election.

At times like this

Attention!

Beautiful...

Because all that belongs to me.

Because all you can see before you now

Because God is peace.

Because I am not a man.

Because I didn't make you uncomfortable.

Because I don't want to suffer,

Because I saw it when I was eight years old

Because I won't put up with even the tiniest lie from you:

Because I'm a fan of Inter, Your Eminence.

Because I'm curious to see how it all turns out.

Because I'm incapable

Because I'm thinking about the photo that they left behind

Because I'm unhappy,

Because I've built it, right behind that door:

Because it at least forced the sides to call a truce.

Because the air in here is unbreathable.

Because the next day they'd become irrelevant.

Because there's still no need.

Because they both worked in New York, and that's all.

Because we don't want to suffer,

Because we're cowards.

Because we're incapable

Because we're unhappy.

Because you don't actually want to investigate.

Because you don't steal the stage from the Pope.

Because, you know something, Sister Mary?

Because...

Been there, done that.

Benedicat vos ompipotens Deus:

Between me and that young woman?

Billy's mother, on her deathbed?

Bingo!

Blessed art Thou among women,

Boys, what can I tell you? He's not coming out.

Brother cardinals, from this day forward,

Brother cardinals, we need to go back to being prohibited.

Brothers and sisters

But also from Your Eminence's offices and from the Pope's.

But before I leave,

But believe me, if I want to,

But did they forget to inform you that this new Pope

But even this hypothesis isn't so scandalous.

But for the first time I have a piece of good news to give you.

But God and I have plenty.

But guess what I can do?

But Holy Father, it is true.

But I do.

But I know so many things...

But I know.

But I remember your mother.

But I repented in time, Holy Father.

But I was told before coming that this new Pope is a very funny man.

But I was wrong.

But I'm going to ask him a really important question.

But I'm not going to do it.

But if you look closely, he also takes a little...

But in my heart I'll never have left this room.

But in that case, why...

But it gives me an even greater opportunity:

But it's like new, he never opened it.

But it's not possible.

But none of them has ever written that what they like is war.

But not with you, or for that matter with me.

But now let us briefly analyze your Papacy, Holy Father.

But only to God who, by the way, does not express His displeasure

But Pius XIII doesn't merely dazzle,

But that's not all.

But that's not going home for me.

But the bureaucracy, the soldiers, and the gangs hijack it illegally

But the hearts have been emptied of God.

But the Holy Father kept me in Rome

But these fairy tales gave more than a smile to the sick children.

But they are wrong.

But while a Catholic might disobey the Pope,

But without international aid the task is daunting.

But you never tell me anything about the only miracle I need,

By a person of substantial reputation.

By even the slightest things

By persons high up in the Vatican.

By the henchmen of the drug cartels.

By the way, did you know I have clients who insist

By the way, something that may possibly cheer you up:

Bye, Zizi', thanks!

Bye.

Can they be right?

Can you see far?

Captain Becchi is here and he would like to ask you a few questions.

Cardinal Bernardo Alonso Gutierrez.

Cardinal Dussolier, I know you, but you don't know me.

Certainly, Your Holiness.

Certainly.

Changes in banking regulations mean that our hands are now tied.

Children are so lovely when they are three years of age.

Children like all sorts of things

Christe Eléison.

Come on, let's go back inside.

Concerning the meaning of my visit here to you.

Confess your secrets to God alone, Esther.

Could that mean a Church only for the few?

Could that mean a Church only for the few?

Courtesy and good manners are not the business of men of God.

Da nobis hodie,

Dead because of me

Debitoribus nostris.

Decrees it is unacceptable for Catholics

Did you have a good trip?

Did you want to run away?

Do you have any idea where Tonino Pettola might be?

Do you know how long it would take Him to wipe

Do you know what the difference is between me and you, Holy Father?

Do you really think we'd waste our time on a poor raving lunatic?

Do you remember that? Certainly.

Do you remember the time...

Do you speak English?

Do you want to hold him, Your Holiness?

Does it strike you as plausible, Captain,

Doesn't live here anymore.

Doing their best to check his urgent demands.

Dominus vobiscum, Sit nomen Domini benedictum.

Don't move! Stay where you are!

Don't you find it a burden to take on the responsibility

Don't you get that?

Don't you know the meaning of the word pity?

Don't you see, Lenny?

Don't you think it's a contradiction?

Drab life of the priest

Drawn up by me!

Drawn up by who knows what renegade underling while I was in Honduras.

Ecumenicalism.

Edgar!

Elmore Coen, your favorite author, is on vacation in Rome.

Eminence, do you have any idea why I'm here?

Eminence!

English?

Esther,

Esther, I must go.

Et dimitte nobis debita nostra,

Et ne nos inducas in tentationem,

Evangelization.

Even if you can't see it now...

Even in St. Peter's Square.

Even those that have to do with me.

Even though you are Pope.

Even worse, is not interested in it.

Every candidate for priesthood

Every candidate for priesthood takes a vow of chastity.

Everything else is strictly a surrogate,

Everything else is strictly a surrogate,

Everything.

Excellent! He's finally meeting his match.

Father Antonello did a great job with A Great Little Soul,

Fiat voluntas Tua,

Finally to modernize Italy.

Finally, Father, the world!

Fine!

Fine. We'll rebuild those walls, taller and finer.

First village of goodness.

Fix that word firmly in your souls:

Flowers!

For now, the faithful are not returning.

For the Congregation for the Clergy?

For the past ten minutes!

For the Pope's public speech. Will he go?

For the very first time.

For this visit?

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Forgive me. No.

Forgive me. I'm such a fool.

Forgive you always.

Forgive you always.

Forgiveness...

Freedom and fear are always together

From a bingo parlor.

From a window, and...

From that moment on he seemed shocked

From the Congregation for the Causes of Saints

From this day forth, that's what the Pope wants,

From this day forth, the word compromise,

From this day forward, everything that was wide open

From this pulpit he will shout at you

Further tax and banking benefits to the Holy See,

Gay couples, abortion, scientific research.

Gentlemen...

Get used to it.

Give me peace

Gloria Patri et Filio et Spiritui Sancto

Go to Venice and bury two empty coffins.

God and I are simply dripping with imagination.

God is love.

God, the absence of God...

Good evening.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Goodnight, ma'am.

Greater assistance to Catholic families,

Greatly reducing the influx of funds to Vatican City.

Guess what I can do?

Gutierrez is not up to it.

Haec quotiescumque feceritis

Hail Mary, full of grace.

Halitosis is a deformation of the soul.

Hammers in hand, bent on destruction.

Has been banished from the vocabulary.

Have declined, tourist visits to the Vatican have declined,

Have resulted in a 12% increase in the number of requests

Have you ever had a girlfriend, Your Holiness?

Have you ever met him personally?

Have you ever seen two priests wearing track suits?

He can't seem to sleep, because He's come to the conclusion

He didn't keep his promise.

He disappeared.

He has none of the necessary expertise,

He is!

He offers reassurance as well.

He resembles his mother.

He said he remembered only the perverse

He said he will. In any case, I'll keep you informed. OK?

He stated in an interview with the press that he'd like to meet you.

He takes after you.

He was arguing with the caller, saying he was cheating.

He was not making compromises.

He will refuse to give communion to crime bosses

He won't do a thing he says.

He'll fly high!

He's a great philanthropist, generous with us

He's a hero.

He's a notorious con artist who claims he can pick out

He's decided that He's lost the u.

He's gone to the outskirts of town,

He's in intelligence and stationed in Dubai.

He's not the only one, Captain. At least two crazies pop up every day.

He's probably in some far flung monastery praying and repenting.

He's selling smoke and mirrors.

Heal yourself, Sister Antonia.

Hell.

Her hair flowing and blonde

Her hair was parted in the middle and long on the sides...

Here I am, Holy Father.

Here you are: Sanchez Angelo.

Here, you take it.

Here's how it works:

His anger keeps Him from viewing matters objectively.

His relatives claim he was being persecuted

Holy Father,

Holy Father,

Holy Father, believe me, political awareness

Holy Father, believe me, political awareness

Holy Father, donations have declined.

Holy Father, I beg you, this is no laughing matter.

Holy Father, I've already destroyed those pictures.

Holy Father, I've read the draft bills

Holy Father, may I remind you that we're the same age?

Holy Father, reliable sources say that the Kurtwell investigation

Holy Father, the announcement of your orders

Holy Father, the Italian Prime Minister

Holy Father, the papal tiara has arrived from Washington,

Holy Father, we will wake up and find the women of the world,

Holy Father, weather conditions in Rome are critical.

Holy Father, will you appear here, in Africa, for the first time?

Holy Father, would you like me to see what I can do

Holy Father.

Holy Father.

Holy Father...

Holy Father...

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

Honduras is and always will be

How beautiful you are, Sister Mary, at night.

How can anyone abandon a three year old? Where do you find the nerve?

How could I not?!

How could you doubt that I'd come?

How disappointing! I thought you came because of me.

How do you feel?

How far were you willing to go?

How strange the human soul can be

How to get through that door.

How we whispered in secret about our one and only

How wonderful!

Hunger, blood, thirst, and poverty.

I always doubt.

I always say to the children who write me from all over the world:

I always think that they go to places I've never been.

I always wonder the same thing, every time I see one.

I am a coward.

I am a coward.

I am a priest,

I am proof of the existence of God?

I am ready to die for you

I am so tired.

I am the Pope, now.

I am the young pope.

I am very eager to hear what you have to say, Holy Father.

I ask this of you on bended knee.

I beg you to reconsider your decision

I beg you, please, Father, only you can help us.

I beg you.

I beg your pardon for only coming back here after nine months to...

I believe I am. Don't be in such a hurry.

I believe I'm done.

I believe it.

I can finally free the country from the pork barrels,

I can have myself accredited as the latter as well,

I can restore the non expedit.

I can say that much after my meeting with the Holy Father.

I can't rule out that someone might have had a reason

I could have been an excellent priest.

I didn't go looking for my parents.

I didn't know that you had expansionistic ambitions.

I didn't think you'd be running the Country this long.

I didn't want to tell you, but now I'm forced to:

I do remember what my parents smelled like.

I don't expect any applause from you.

I don't feel like talking about it.

I don't know if we have any.

I don't know, Jennifer.

I don't know...

I don't know...

I don't know... I don't know...

I don't like to travel and you know perfectly well

I don't remember your father,

I don't think so.

I don't want to talk about people who strip naked

I feel guilty, because I should be thinking about my only true friend:

I feel it.

I forgive you for being an alcoholic

I had heard that you wanted to meet me too.

I had my own crisis of faith.

I had such a simple dream: to serve God.

I have an important question to ask him.

I have no idea what to do with the friendship of the whole wide world.

I have renounced my fellow man,

I have to confess a horrible thing I did.

I have to take a trip.

I have to tell you something, Holy Father.

I have visited your country and I have seen dead bodies

I haven't said anything to the Cardinal Secretary of State.

I implore you, forgive me. I need your forgiveness.

I intend to start a revolution.

I jotted it down in a hurry just a few minutes ago.

I know everything a powerful man

I know Monsignor Aguero very well.

I know you will obey, because you've already figured out

I know! I know you wanted him, not me.

I know.

I like this, go on.

I love a God that never leaves or that always leaves me.

I love God because it is so painful to love human beings.

I loved you for the way you were...

I make sure you receive it promptly.

I met this famous American author.

I might add, like every politicians' speech.

I need to stop at the next gas station.

I never asked you to choose.

I never blackmailed you by saying that in order to be good Christians

I never even realized I was doing it, I must have sinned with Esther

I never knew you were an orphan, too.

I never said that you have to let yourself be seen.

I no longer really know what miracle to wish for.

I only remember certain perverse and lustful details.

I only want to talk about things that I understand.

I pray to You

I put no stock in consensus.

I repented before I could sin.

I said to myself: why bother?

I said you don't believe in God.

I said: You ugly shit, don't you dare

I say: better to have a few that are reliable

I should have done it before,

I think just the opposite.

I thought it would cause you too much pain.

I too was surprised to learn that I needed to see you.

I try to live in accordance with Christian values.

I understand, Jennifer, but he's not coming out.

I wanna find my mom and dad.

I wanna tell you something.

I want fanatics for God. Because fanaticism is love.

I want great love stories.

I want to be perfectly clear with you.

I want to go home.

I want to let you know that I've been working hard on something new.

I want you to know that,

I was abandoned by my parents when I was just three years old.

I was born in Alicante into a family of manual laborers

I was fifty years old myself once, you know?

I was so surprised and happy to hear that you wanted to see me.

I was watching...

I won't say the names of those who are guilty in this.

I would never dare to contradict you.

I wouldn't be so sure of those numbers, if I were you.

I, on the other hand

I, on the other hand, see two media events.

I'd collected all the evidence for a good old fashioned scandal.

I'd like to introduce you to the new bishop of San Pedro Sula,

I'd prefer not to delve into my psyche.

I'd use my words with care, Mother Antonia.

I'll show you that God exists,

I'll strip you of all you have.

I'll take 1001 Illustrious Names Blackmailed by Angelo Voiello.

I'll take care of it. You go to sleep.

I'm accustomed to it, signora.

I'm afraid.

I'm already the former,

I'm Contessa Emma Meraviglia, the wife of General Meraviglia.

I'm Contessa Emma Meraviglia, the wife of General Meraviglia.

I'm getting old.

I'm glad that you find a moment to say hello to me.

I'm glad we're finally beginning to talk sense.

I'm glad.

I'm going to turn around now, and I'll see them:

I'm going to turn around, and they'll still be there.

I'm gonna be forced to prove to you that God does exists.

I'm just a man. That's the answer.

I'm not a man who's comfortable on vacation.

I'm not particularly fond of Sister Antonia

I'm only interested in the living.

I'm ready to wage a war without end against you.

I'm really tired

I'm the Pope and I'm going to remain Pope until the day I die.

I've almost always written about sex

I've always wanted to meet Elmore Coen.

I've been fighting for years against such wasteful behavior.

I've been inappropriate.

I've decided to visit Africa.

I've just deleted it.

I've loved all your books, Mr. Coen.

I've only have had one and I remember everything about her.

I've seen everything.

If I show it to you, then the adventure is over.

If I were to speak...

If only it were true.

If only you will become guilty of peace.

If Pettola was an insignificant artist

If the Vatican were to persecute and threaten them all,

If there's anything I've left off, I can certainly add it to the list.

If they're been even slightly unfaithful,

If we continue on this course,

If you remember those

If you want to see God, you have the means to do it.

If you will allow me, Holy Father, you're not tired.

If you're at loose ends, please come.

Imperative.

In any case, my husband and I will be hosting a party

In exchange for a few glasses of water she demands favors

In fact, I'm here to ascertain your temptations.

In L'Osservatore Vaticano, with obscurantist and retrograde theses.

In mei memoriam facietis.

In my head, I'll be at this audience

In order to alleviate their suffering

In order to be with my friend Andrew Dussolier,

In order to protest against something.

In other words, a powerful, an evocative image,

In silence.

In six months, Italy will hold the general elections,

In terms of blind loyalty to the imperative.

In that big one room dormitory

In that case, why are we bothering to all travel together on the same flight?

In that, they were correct.

In the areas of euthanasia, common law marriages,

In the confessional to women who have had abortions.

In the past nine months you have never shown yourself

In the same way, we can all be guilty of peace.

In the Secretary of State and the Pope's offices

In the Sixties the young people that protested in the streets

In the Vatican, gossip is called calumny.

In your home diocese or in any other, for seven years.

Inaccessible and mysterious.

Inexhaustible topic of discussion:

Instead, I went back to the orphanage,

Instead, look over there.

Interesting theory!

Into compromising sexual situations

Is a man who's far more intelligent than you?

Is an archetypal emotion for the Secretary of State.

Is an archetypal emotion for the Secretary of State.

Is an unforgettable adventure?

Is at a standstill.

Is conducting an unseemly relationship with that woman.

Is gonna be closed.

Is that true, Holy Father?

Is that you will do what I have told you to do.

Is waiting for you in the Vatican.

Islam has more followers than the Catholic Church.

Isn't that true, Father?

Isn't that wonderful, you might be thinking!

It can cause fluorosis, anemia

It causes me too much pain even now.

It does seem strange but not implausible.

It is believed that the Holy Father

It tells them that they, the faithful, must not be afraid.

It vacated the house for the new tenant,

It was beautiful.

It was beautiful.

It was eliminated by Benedict XV in 1919,

It will become hard work.

It would be an honor for my husband and me.

It would be wonderful to love you the way you want to be loved,

It wouldn't have time to do anything else.

It's a Bible that belonged to Thomas Jefferson,

It's a fraud, really

It's a natural cycle.

It's a pity we can't remember what we smelled like

It's an immense honor for me to meet you.

It's become an obsessive, very unhealthy thought.

It's been evicted.

It's hard to even come up with an estimate of the number of dead.

It's in perfect condition.

It's normal, we all want to see that which is hidden,

It's pointless for you to go on pretending nothing happened, Lenny.

It's something I've never told you before.

It's surprising to see how a young woman,

It's time to stop!

It's true, I was thinking of using old, violent methods,

Italian Catholics have turned away from the Church en masse.

Its a kind of soft, disguised form of excommunication.

Joint pains, dental disease, and kidney failure.

Jump.

Just a few days after listening to Juana's fairy tales

Just as surgeons have no fear of blood

Just in case God does happen to exist,

Just like before.

Just moments after having a child, can be transformed into a mother.

Just try it.

Just vanished.

Keep pushing, keep pushing now.

Kicked and spat upon by junkies, and homeless people, and drunks?

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Kurtwell and Belardo know each other

Kurtwell is blackmailing you.

Kyrie Eléison.

Kyrie Eléison.

Ladies and gentlemen, His Holiness Pius XIII.

Last of all, just a few short weeks before the elections,

Last week he claimed that Maradona is still on drugs,

Laymen always think we priests are scandalized

Led by the Femen, rushing the walls of the Vatican,

Lenny, I'm not okay with this.

Let me introduce you to my best friend, Girolamo.

Let us look each other right in the eyes

Let us look each other right in the eyes

Let us pray.

Let's go!

Let's hear it, then.

Let's hear.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Your Holiness.

Let's smoke a cigarette together, secretly.

Let's take you for instance Sister Antonia: are you a good person?

Like all priests and all nuns.

Like all priests.

Like all priests.

Like all priests.

Like an old married couple, each willing to die for the other.

Like when we were kids.

Like you.

Look at them with eyes of joy and remember

Lord Almighty

Lord Almighty

Loveliest places on earth.

Lying on the ground

Ma'am, show me, I implore you.

Make yourself comfortable.

Make yourselves comfortable. I'll go check.

Making abortion unforgivable has unleashed the Femen

Making the rounds about the Holy Father.

Many of these children

May I have some cane sugar?

May I touch? No!