Rain Man (1988) Soundboard Edit

A number for him? No, he's on the road.

About being on the road with you I meant. Connecting?

All right, come on. We'll put the bed by the window the way you like it

All right?

And you remember that day that you left?

Are you taking any prescription medication?

As for my home and all other property, these shall be placed in trust,

Bateman wants his down payment back. They all do. That's 80 thou, Charlie!

Because failing that, I have responsibilities of my own,

Because, you see, these... Dr. Bruner really likes you a lot,

Cheating Heart, Hank Williams

Continental crashed November 15th, 1987

Dad lets me drive slow. But not on Monday. Definitely not on Monday.

Dallas Fort Worth. Terrible wind shear..

Did you spend 24 hours a day, seven days a week with him?

Dr. Bruner is in conference.

Dr. Bruner, can I talk to you? Excuse me.

For shaping television programming viewed by our entire nation,

Fucking EPA! The world is choking on smog,

Got Jeopardy at 5:00

Have you tried cash? How much can one of these EPA guys earn in a week?

He didn't figure anyone would contest his authority

He's a genius

Hell of a lot of work for $3 million. I should just get the hell outta here

Hello, Raymond. Wouldn't you feel more relaxed in your favorite Kmart clothes?

Hey! We don't need your help. Go back to your car.

Hours?

How am I gonna get to LA?

I can wait in the car if you like.

I don't know

I don't think so

I got a little carried away. I got a little hot, OK, Ray?

I got a long distance call from Mr. Mooney, your father's lawyer.

I got an idea. I got a great idea.

I gotta get to LA. I should have been there this afternoon

I have to get to Kmart. 400 Oak and Burnett. Oak and Burnett

I have to get to Los Angeles

I hope you appreciate this,

I know delivery is way overdue..

I like having you for my big brother.

I mean, the cars have passed emissions. We're waiting for the EPA paperwork.

I told you I'd never dealt with Lamborghinis

I'll call the loan office and tell them we have a little problem

I'll have the check. Sorry about the toothpicks

I'm an excellent driver.

I'm definitely... I'm going to be bookless

I'm glad to see you

I'm gonna take a celebration piss

I'm his brother. It's..

I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Who's on first

I'm on some shit secondary road, I gotta make up some time.

I'm saying I'm sorry, and I just want you to know that I am sorry.

I'm sorry, he's not here

I'm sorry, son. I can see you're disappointed.

I'm sure all of you have read something about it

If he's getting on your nerves, just take a break

In this kind of legal proceeding, there's no lawyers, no judge,

It means that the estate,

It's not your game, Ray. I just lost $3,000

Just a minute!

Just stolen.

Kmart. 400 Oak Street

Let us consecrate ourselves to follow his example of zest for life,

Listen, I, uh...

Maldonado swings, and hits a hot shot into center field.

Maybe you'd better put it back.

Most autistics, they can't speak and they can't communicate

Mr. Bateman wants to back out on his car and wants to take Mr. Webb with him.

Mr. Bateman? That was Mr. Babbitt on the other line

My business needs me

No flying

No, definitely not

No, that's it. If there's anything I can do...

Not another farmhouse in sight. This is it, man

Ohhh!

People's Court. Dah dah dah dah. The People's Court

Put the phone book down. Stop acting like an idiot and go to sleep

Ray?

Raymond

Remember when that doctor asked you the number questions?

Scary! Scary bad! Scary bad!

Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago!

Spend some time away from him

Stay in your cars, please!

Step back a little.

Stu, I want a firm date, and I want it early.

Tell them also I'm knocking off five grand for their patience, understand?

Thank you. Can I get an extension on that loan?

That's exactly it. You're a preliminary candidate to be the next Nielsen Family

That's right. We'll be out of here in a few seconds. That's good, Ray

That's the joke. It's comedy

That's zip for 12. What are you, a mechanic or a NASA engineer?

The problem is, maple syrup is not here

There's nothing to see here. Go back and get in your car.

They start on the button. Definitely on the button.

To remind him of the value of excellence,

Uh oh

Vern, my main man. My main man, Vern.

Very clever, boys. I'll be right back

Was I there? Where was I?

We're not gonna take the plane. We're not gonna fly, OK?

What good is $3 million to him?

What's the difference? He'll be just the same!

Who does? Absolutely. What's the guy's name on first base?

Why don't we try to get to know each other?

Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes, didn't I?

Will go into a trust fund for a beneficiary

Will live beyond the years of his life on earth.

Would you like to wait in his outer office?

Yeah. One for bad, two for good.

Yes, but what's the point?

Yes, I think you can. I have a problem with a private trust...

Yes, you are.

You act weird, we don't get in

You got the only famous dancing hooker in Vegas.

You'll make it.

You're killing me, man. I just want you to know, you are killing me.

You're soaking wet and you're gonna leave in the middle of the night? Wait!

You're very good.

6:30pm is dinner..

97 X

'Course, I got Jeopardy at 5:00. Don't start with that, Ray

"Rain Man"? I said "Rain Man"? Yeah, "funny Rain Man

10:01. She's not here. She'll come. She will.

Am I using you? Yeah

And you're gonna bet one... One if it's bad,

Charlie Babbitt? Yeah.

Charlie. Dr. Bruner.

Charlie. Let me talk to Wyatt... Lenny, just listen

Coffee? Yes. That'd be good

Counted cards in Las Vegas. Counted cards?

Definitely not. We can watch TV here

Did I like it when you sang to me? Yeah.

Did you call the eye in the sky? Sam did.

Go... go see the Dodgers play. Today's an off day

He let you drive the Buick? Yeah, slow, on the driveway

He's not past posting us. I don't see him using a computer.

Hey, what's your secret, guys? We cheat.

Hold it. I want to ask you a question! "What you are witnessing is real."

How can you stand that? I don't mind it

How was that? Wet.

Huh? Yeah

I don't have my toothpicks. You don't need them

I see it

It's very sparkly. Very twinkly. We made a lot of money today, Ray.

Just a couple of more days. Yeah

K7? What's that? J7.

Oh, boy! What is going on out here?

Ray? Yeah, there's a...

Raymond? Yeah?

That's a terrific suit! Thank you.

That's definitely not my bed. You can move it.

Uh oh. There's an airplane out there. And everybody's boarding. Let's go

Wanna bet one chip or two chips? Bet two

We... I was asking Raymond

What did you say? Funny teeth

What time? It's 10:00!

What would you have done about it? I don't know.

What? My main man.

What's the difference? These are Hanes 32.

Where'd you see this first? Dad gave me a book of baseball trivia.

Who controls the money? You? No, he's called a trustee.

You don't know? No

You gotta do this every time? That's the man's name

You need nobody

You want to get off the highway? Yeah

You're going to the funeral, no? Yeah.

'Cause it's not a riddle, man

'Course, now it's almost 19 minutes to 11. I have to be in bed at 11

'Course, that's 20,160 minutes.

'Course, three minutes to Wapner.

"And I remember, too, the day you left home,

"Us," Ray?

"What is a sonnet?"

♪ Away from me

♪ Bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead

♪ Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

♪ Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

♪ Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

♪ Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

♪ I hope this takes all night

♪ Jockamo fina anane

♪ Lies the rising sun

♪ My flag boy and your flag boy sittin' by the fire

♪ My flag boy said to your flag boy "I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

♪ Talkin' 'bout hey now, hey now

♪ Waits a beautiful day

♪ When I saw her standing there?

♪ Iko iko unday

♪ Iko! ♪

♪ Jockamo fina anane

♪ Jockamo fina anane

♪ My grandma and your grandma sittin' by the fire

♪ My grandma said to your grandma "I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

♪ Now hear the word of the Lord ♪

♪ Your hip bone's connected from your thigh bone

♪ Your knee bone's connected from your leg bone

♪ Your leg bone's connected from your ankle bone

♪ Your neck bone's connected from your shoulder bone