Succession (2018) - Season 1 Edit

A big fat hen,

A big fat hen, and this.

A big fucking dick blasting off at my wedding.

A blazer?

A bleed in the deep right hemisphere

A block of local TV stations.

A bottle, please? Thank you.

A brain hemorrhage doesn't come from some chit chat, asshole.

A certain artillery cadet by the name of N. Bonaparte.

A certain dickish quality about him.

A chimp could do it.

A couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China.

A couple of the kids who got into New York City Ballet

A day that, well, I'll...

A decade ago. Secret. Through the holding company.

A dozen troops swarmed the drugs farm from the air,

A family reunited in the desert.

A family that spans four continents,

A family, a dynasty,

A few too many spy movies since they retired, eh, Bill?

A fuckin' black eye?

A fuckin' satellite launch in Japan

A guy, like, got in a crash, and was high,

A hot dog, or China? Immortality?

A jazillion dollars in unmarked Bitcoin.

A kid

A little bit of me in the bank.

A little freaky deaky. So...

A little public comment or two from my dad, an email,

A little work meeting on the bed of a four star hotel.

A long drive, eh?

A lot of things inform a big decision like this.

A man wouldn't be getting this.

A mentor.

A missed phone call today,

A new hat,

A pair of cap toe Oxfords, Crockett & Jones, ASAP.

A pair of deck shoes, man?

A pal to prime ministers, a truth teller to presidents.

A plane still carries parachutes even though it doesn't expect to go down.

A pony,

A pony, a big fat hen, and this.

A pony, a big fat hen, and this.

A proposal to buy Waystar for $140 a share.

A psychopath who might,

A publishing assistant,

A rich kid kills a boy...

A sad... little detail

A small celebration of our coming together,

A time to reflect, regroup.

A turkey of that magnitude in the backyard,

A very decent proposal, to Shiv.

A very highly regarded corporate therapist.

A war we must fight

AAsk Connor. Ask Shiv.

Abandon all hope ye who enter.

About business management and this and that,

About fucking Rome, fuckin' Shiv and Connor,

About its leadership, i.e., Little Lord Fuckleroy here,

About Kendall...

About our good works? Is that, like, snitty?

About taking the company out of family control, forever?

About taking the company out of family control? Forever?

About that, and it's something I live with every day.

About the presidential thing?

About the Roy family shitshow.

About the... what I was talking about earlier,

About therapy?

About this rat's nest of a family.

About tomorrow night? It's kind of a big night for me.

About you and the family, and the good works, and the big hearts,

Absence, is to separate his CEO and Chairman roles.

Absolute last one.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

According to this, it sounds like a stroke,

Actually been meaning to ask for his blessing for a while,

Actually shoot an undefended enemy soldier.

Actually, he's... he's got me overseeing

Actually, I can't stay long.

Actually, I gotta talk to you about something, too.

Actually, no. You know what?

Actually, there is something.

Actually, we became quite close during Dad's illness.

Actually, we do. The SEC. There are rules, there are laws...

Actually, we don't.

Actually, you know what? I need something a little offmenu.

Adrenaline.

Advice? What? You're going to give a double vote

After consulting with my family,

After what they've done to me? Fuck off!

After you went down, the stock tanked.

Again, welcome, everybody.

Against his own father at the next board meeting.

Against human inequality,

Against my wishes, I didn't want to...

Against.

Against. Strongly against.

Aggressively takes out...

Ah ah ah ah. You stick around.

Ah, fuck it.

Ah, great.

Ah, no! No...

Ah, probably. Yeah. Why?

Ah, thank you, son. Yeah.

Ah. Here.

Ah. It exists! Yeah.

Ah. Mr. Fuckhead, I presume.

Ah. Mr. Roy. I am so sorry,

Ah. The best man won.

Ah. Well, I trust Pax, and Pax says you're the best.

Ahem. Yeah, he's dead, or brain dead.

Ahh, fuck.

Ahh, so much advice! Wow!

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh. Oh, fuck.

Ahh. Yeah. Yeah?

Airspace is on lockdown.

All done. I don't wanna know,

All gone.

All good?

All good. Everything is good, acquisition wise.

All he needs to do is just ask.

All I care about is getting into this beautiful dress.

All I'm saying, everyone's invited. OK?

All in favor of the vote of no confidence in Logan Roy?

All in favor?

All over the kids' iPads.

All right, all right!

All right, amigo.

All right, but I think you should know...

All right, bye. OK. Bye.

All right, bye. Right.

All right, fuck you. He's alive, you're not the fuckin' boss.

All right, I get... I get it.

All right, I went to the market and I bought a gimp suit...

All right, later.

All right, let's do this!

All right, let's go!

All right, man. All right...

All right, one hit.

All right, Siobhan. Bring it!

All right, so call me.

All right, thank you. Thank you.

All right, that's fair.

All right, then, let's fuckin' do it.

All right, well, bring it on.

All right, yeah.

All right!

All right! Come on. Let's not throw shit around.

All right?

All right? I'm sorry.

All right?!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, Dad, what's it gonna be?

All right. Cool.

All right. Good to see you.

All right. Hey, why don't we talk in private for a second?

All right. I gotta go.

All right. OK.

All right. See ya.

All right. Thanks, everyone.

All right. Thanks, Tom. I appreciate it.

All right. Well, can you just take some of the papers?

All the fucking monasteries and the Bibles

All the other billionaires are strolling around in new bodies,

All the things we've done...

All the things we've seen,

All we have to do is shut down the voice of the fuckin' people over there.

All will be clear soon.

All you have to do is do a little bit of shredding.

Alon Parfit.

Alon Parfit.

Along the edge.

Alphabet, Facebook...

Also Bertrand Russell.

Also, uh, they have risotto balls.

Although I don't actually have much of an appetite.

Although she does coach professional liars for a living,

Always here if you need a friendly ear,

Always wants to fuck, but never can get hard.

Am I gonna need my central Europe coat?

Am I right that the father... I understand the father...

Am I... Am I a total jerk?

Amazing.

Amazing.

Amazing. So happy for you.

Amir. Maman.

An acceleration.

An acceleration. This weekend.

An accident in the pool.

An alternative face for this discussion.

An American story.

An ex Canadian, an ex human being.

Ancestry, gender, gender identity,

And a bag of weed touched the face of God.

And a bit of a right of passage.

And a few advertising billboards

And a flat's what we're looking for.

And a monkey dressed as an astronaut, apparently.

And a poison pill... Should you consider it?

And a sweetener.

And AC/DC and...

And achieve the scale it deserves.

And actually, it's bad for democracy.

And add some extra just for you.

And all the names of old New York,

And all the words and what have you.

And also a good deal of, um,

And also I'm probably not the right strategist... for you.

And an aunt with a herd of cattle.

And are they expensive?

And are we still good for the announcement?

And are you ready so suddenly

And Asha. Your pet. That's good?

And at the bottom of the death pit there's nuclear rods?

And at the RECNY Ball, I've been asked

And begin again, clean slate, this afternoon?

And breaching my employment contract,

And bring 'em back.

And bro, they don't love... you.

And can we get one of the late night guys to,

And check Ilona's out of the action.

And chill, you know?

And Con, you like the glamor it gives

And Connor at a party.

And Connor is obviously adopted.

And cool as a cucumber.

And did you think again about whether we want to go Wambsgans

And do you personally have plausible deniability?

And do you want children?

And do...

And don't ever tell me,

And don't forget those papers I told you to bring.

And eat some soup, get some rest.

And emotionally and ethically

And everything you stand for, my friend.

And extending the contracts of the ones that would suck him off.

And fetch another bottle, please. Thank you.

And for all of us to have signed,

And for never being selfish or self centered

And Frank?

And get everyone into ballet when they started this thing

And get his bed things and slippers?

And Gil could really use someone like you.

And Gil wants to go to town on you,

And go and see the old... fuckin' goat.

And go Tom Roy, in fact, for myself, if...

And good luck, Kenny.

And Greg's expendable. You know.

And guy whose name is on all of my checks...

And has no experience of the company

And have them boil you until you're s...

And he fired Frank for shits and giggles.

And he gets what he wants.

And he got kind of riled up.

And he has to hear it from his so called friends,

And he is facing precisely the wrong direction.

And he knows, and he's come to vote.

And he likes you? Yeah.

And he offered me a job.

And he said happy birthday.

And he spoke abominably to you.

And he swindled my mom's grandpa.

And he would eat all the little cakes they laid out on the corpse...

And he's a dick.

And he's all blah blah blah.

And he's all caked up in the middle

And he's also the something commissioner?

And he's always been slightly dismissed.

And he's looking at the end game,

And he's saying Logan's lost it.

And he's worried about his mirrors.

And heavy meds.

And his wife who wanted to kill herself?

And hopefully we'll see some improvement soon.

And how do I get his dick in my ass?"

And how do you know that I won't betray you?

And how do you like it here in the lion's den?

And how does he seem today?

And how, may I ask, is Uncle Logan doing?

And hurt my profile, or Tom's profile,

And I am calling for a vote of no confidence in him

And I am fully authorized

And I appreciate that.

And I believe we should... address them.

And I bought a potato...

And I bought...

And I can't believe you will try against his wishes.

And I could be your migraine, motherfucker.

And I couldn't leave the cage until I finished it.

And I didn't have time to plan

And I do know how hallways work.

And I don't like to be insulted.

And I don't mind, it's fine,

And I don't want anyone in my face when I come out of the elevator.

And I don't want to be horrible,

And I don't want to sound reductive, Ken,

And I found these four Stanford grads

And I got onto the international management training program?

And I got sick.

And I guess that what some people may ask is,

And I hate to say this,

And I have something I cannot miss.

And I have, like, 20 bucks left.

And I hope there's no hard feelings over all the shit talking.

And I hope to turn around an underperforming division.

And I just started laughing.

And I just thought, you know, about the olden days,

And I just wanted to ask...

And I just wanted to, uh, say...

And I just wondered, you don't have a connection

And I just...

And I know you probably think I'm deliberately trying to make you cry

And I like hangin' out with you.

And I love you all.

And I may be being more forthright 'cause of the coke.

And I mean this in the best possible way...

And I might not be in good enough health

And I mostly get driven everywhere.

And I need you to take it serious, too. OK?

And I needed you, so much,

And I never got out the door.

And I never studied that specifically,

And I said that was good, emails and servers,

And I said yes.

And I see Weimar, I see hyperinflation.

And I see you, Logan.

And I should have told you before.

And I shredded the paper material

And I talked to that guy and he said that I could go up.

And I think

And I think you're better than all of them.

And I thought we were gonna be friends.

And I thought while your dad's still with us,

And I want to be able to trust you.

And I want to say I hope this can be nice.

And I wanted it to be perfect...

And I wanted to check in... on your mom.

And I wanted to do something to make all this better.

And I wanted to get your brain on it

And I wanted to, uh, make an impression.

And I was being professional.

And I was fuckin' busy,

And I was met with a lot of resistance.

And I was thinking about maybe going to, um,

And I was very into it?

And I will. And that's just an offer on the table...

And I wondered what the fuck that was.

And I would be your point man on this,

And I would help you build a life in the theater.

And I, for one, don't know where those have come from.

And I... you know, I know you're very busy with the ranch

And I'd like you to be discreet.

And I'll call ya. All right.

And I'll share with you.

And I'll show you how to be rich. OK? It'll be fun.

And I'll work up the strength for the traveling bit,

And I'm calling for a vote of no confidence

And I'm embarrassed.

And I'm goin', "No, no, no."

And I'm going to work 100%.

And I'm gonna have two very grateful people...

And I'm gonna rip my shirt open,

And I'm gonna stop talking now,

And I'm guessing if I say cortado with almond,

And I'm here, and tomorrow...

And I'm in recovery.

And I'm just hoping this one doesn't leave coke smeared

And I'm looking forward to it,

And I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked.

And I'm proud of the way

And I'm reading this over my morning cappuccino.

And I'm Sandy.

And I'm smart enough to spot the people

And I'm so sorry if you think we've done the wrong thing,

And I'm sorry it had to be today.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm technically sober,

And I'm thankful that I am gonna be marrying

And I'm thinking about six other things.

And I'm...

And I've been thinking, and I have an idea.

And I've been up all night trying to think exactly how to...

And I've just picked up a bag.

And I've listened.

And I've plumped the pillows and added a little premium.

And I've seen all I need to see.

And if by some chance

And if he doesn't wake up,

And if I ever see you in the same room as Shiv again,

And if I go to jail, which I won't,

And if I said it was wise,

And if I was authorized to accept,

And if I've got it wrong, then I'm really, truly fuckin' sorry.

And if that is gonna be a problem, you better say.

And if that was difficult?

And if we break his routine, it's gonna affect things.

And if you want to talk, I am here.

And in the absence of any real clarity here,

And innovation. Of course!

And inside, signed the paper out... Greg.

And install a new CEO.

And institutionalized sexual abuse.

And into, for example, Digital?

And iron it out.

And is now sitting up with the grownups.

And it doesn't make you look like a prick.

And it is.

And it just looks really lovely and nice,

And it kind of liberates Connor in a way,

And it turns out, uh, Shiv...

And it was just... a very lovely time.

And it would be crazy to cry,

And it's also kind of illegal.

And it's because of...

And it's destroying America.

And it's evidence of precisely the kind

And it's hurting the stock.

And it's making me feel like I want to hurl.

And it's making people uncomfortable.

And it's not you.

And it's part of an upstream investment strategy

And it's sort of... it's kind of bound to come out,

And it's the right thing to do.

And it's vindictive.

And it's while I'm in charge, I'm dead,

And just a little piece on your health,

And just see where we are, right?

And just so you know,

And just to smooth things over I said that we might

And Ken? You're adopted.

And Kendall, Frank, Asha, Ilona,

And kill me. Uh huh?

And kind of just go with the flow,

And let's close coordinate on the minute it's presented.

And lover of vintage champagne.

And lures Uncle Sasquatch out of hiding.

And major shareholders,

And maybe it's probably something that you don't want to know about.

And maybe that makes me feel OK about moving on too

And maybe you'll catch it. Con.

And maybe...

And monocles and shit.

And morally behind whoever wins.

And most powerful men in America.

And my best to her cancer.

And my boss upstairs is him, you know,

And my seat also to go to her on my death.

And no one will tell you different,

And not being afraid of ATN anymore.

And not pull down his pants to show off his amazing morals?

And nothing is set, so... Excuse me.

And now

And now I'm incredibly rich.

And now it just lies here,

And now, a little boy from St. Paul's going,

And now, no one... no one... Ever hears the end of it.

And now... now I'm fucked!

And now... you're fucked.

And obviously I had to ask Shiv.

And of course I don't believe you,

And on and on and on.

And on behalf of everyone here at RECNY,

And on his birthday, too? It's so shitty.

And once you've done it, apparently,

And one of the older kids linked to that shitty article about you.

And open plan office.

And our position is to seek recoupment.

And pay you so much you sing whatever song I want.

And pending board approval, we can announce.

And people are going to kill each other to try to get that water.

And people don't like to be taught.

And people haven't been told?

And people, you know, they're not fucking.

And point two percent commitment fee.

And position us permanently in a dying sector.

And pretend you're talking.

And professionally, we're going to repay.

And promoted Roman.

And propose to a mere mortal?

And puts it back in my mouth, and I swallow.

And rejected.

And respectful workplace

And Roman can, you know, snort his body weight

And Roman, congratulations.

And Rome, you couldn't get a job in a fuckin' burger joint,

And sadly, you can't say this

And say he's fine like they did

And see what it would be like to actually physically destroy someone.

And sells us out for a dollar?

And she just asked me.

And she's agreed that we are to...

And she's juicing him before he croaks?

And Shiv and I, uh, back in ancient history we...

And Shiv as a shareholder,

And Shiv, stop taking everything so seriously.

And Shiv?

And Shiv. Yeah.

And Shiv's thinking about a new role.

And simply will not stop going on about it?

And since that day, I'm proud to call him a friend.

And so all that shit's comin' to me,

And so am I, as your son,

And so long as there was another one who came along after he died,

And so say all of us. That was a good one.

And so, what, you want me to handle the message on that?

And so...

And some Hollandaise.

And someday, in this world, things will change.

And someday, in this world, things will change.

And telling him he's driving.

And thanks to those who have supported me

And that I like you,

And that is just a permanent state of affairs.

And that is not lost on me.

And that is what I believe we face right now.

And that might be simplest.

And that name could... That's a name that could, uh,

And that put... puts my mind at rest.

And that the two of you aren't even talking to each other,

And that would be fine, too.

And that's because there are reports of him

And that's Stewy for "I have a fuckin' raging hard on for this."

And that's today. So...

And that's what caused a loss of consciousness.

And that's why Dad sent me away to St. Andrews.

And the Bolkiah family.

And the car smelled like skunk weed.

And the coarsening of the public sphere,

And the coke and shit?

And the comedian is your dentist.

And the cover up.

And the debt becomes public, and we lose control.

And the democratization of art.

And the EU commissioner in the morning.

And the financial aspect of this isn't even a concern.

And the markets would freak, but apart from that, I agree with you.

And the minions realign pretty quick.

And the minutes of the last meeting.

And the need to get the relationship right.

And the nominating committee, and set a date. Right?

And the only way he'll respect you

And the parents don't notice? How is that possible?

And the sermons and the "Did Jesus say this? And "Do you mean that?"

And the subject is, well,

And their algorithm is sending you, like,

And then

And then announces that he's actually not retiring.

And then even tonight you have to go off and work?

And then he added that loan to the company's already considerable debt.

And then he sells it back to them as what they want.

And then I guess I smelled like it.

And then I splooge in her mouth, and

And then I'd get to be, what, Mrs. Hitler?

And then I'm gonna print it, because I don't want

And then I'm touching her

And then join us for cocktails this evening.

And then just marries this guy.

And then later you and I can have a 24 karat piss.

And then my heart's gonna explode

And then next thing, I'm gonna wake up in Belgium

And then she goes down on me,

And then there's the problem with Frank.

And then you and me can just flirt

And then you can relax.

And then you can steer clear of the whole death pit.

And then you go in for the kill.

And then you watch them squeal.

And there are a lot of charities

And there are reports of him running around taking drugs.

And there are two possibilities

And there might be an arm they can't save, but they might.

And there's a lot of... things in that sack, it needs to get emptied out.

And there's a mercilessness I miss.

And there's an AP headline.

And there's gossip getting soft floated.

And there's no paper on any of the moves made today.

And there's no use hiding that, because...

And there's nothing I can say to change your mind?

And they know something's cooking.

And they want to know is it cool,

And they'll attack us, "There's a Red in the bed,"

And they'll suffocate you.

And they're having a big party.

And they're in some envelopes,

And they're not really even bodies, they're...

And this goo? Is this delicious fucking goo?

And this is my girlfriend Willa.

And this is the person outside the firm

And this is Tom, my partner, and together

And this transparent little offer to buy me off.

And this wouldn't be a problem?

And this.

And this...

And to be clear,

And to sign out the materials from the document depository,

And to Tom.

And Tom, I would like to also thank

And took your card

And toward tax reform?

And tried to finger bang me.

And trust me when I say this,

And until it opens up, chief operating officer.

And until it opens up, Chief Operating Officer.

And wait for someone to come collect me.

And watch while he throws it all away?

And we can just be all chummy and everything because I love all that shit?

And we could minimize the incident to avoid negative PR.

And we don't have time for missteps.

And we fall out of compliance with our debt covenant?

And we go public.

And we might move Dad there.

And we will want repayment.

And we would love to help. I would love to help.

And we'd look down, and there'd be the mayor,

And we'd never get near it again.

And we'll drive you to the plane.

And we're having the full tasting menu.

And we're just accepting... The whole world

And we've got the business angle that works,

And welcome to the RECNY ball.

And welcome to Tom Wamsgans,

And what do I find? Everybody's by the elevator.

And what do you do, Connor?

And what do you got? Track marks from shooting junk?

And what I'm telling you now,

And what if it isn't temporary,

And what is the right thing?

And what the fuck am I gonna do with you?

And what we're fighting for is eyeballs, eyeballs which we convert to our customer base,

And what you got is... bleachh.

And what? Shiv has that same arrangement?

And what's this shit? Who's this guy Alon?

And when the stock hits 130,

And whether we want to reconsider...

And while it's not a big deal, it's delicate.

And who wants gold?

And who's that? With Connor?

And why are you laughing?

And why is it so high on the fuckin' hit parade?

And why is that?

And will want desperately to fuck you.

And with you readings and your research,

And without Daddy around to protect you,

And without regards to race, religion, national origin,

And work anywhere, where would that be?

And would there be room to wet the beak of an old pal

And writers, and also a lot of shitbags and slimeballs

And written in the ledger, little Miss Prim!

And yelling at someone.

And you all live unhappily ever after.

And you are not the arbiter of the truth.

And you can do your whole la dee fuckin' da smile

And you can seduce her with your sad eyes.

And you continue to travel to New York,

And you could, you know, teach me.

And you create this kind of protective shell,

And you firm up the others, yeah?

And you have a plan?

And you have been for many years,

And you humiliated me.

And you just let him come.

And you know me, I don't believe in anything.

And you know that. Jesus Christ. Come on.

And you know what? The Sin Cake Eater was very well paid.

And you need to think about the future, because this...

And you never lawyered the trust change.

And you sure you got the stomach?

And you think it's a whole world.

And you think that would actually happen?

And you were very eager that Gil would come along.

And you wonder what everyone's saying about you?

And you would continue to write

And you, me, and the student all get rich. Right?

And you, Mr. President.

And you, presume...

And you'd have more free time.

And you'd whisper in my ear, you'd say,

And you'll give your dad my best, tell him I stopped by?

And you're CEO, can he even do that?

And you're dead. Now fuck off!

And you're general advisor.

And you're going to look nice.

And you're gonna pay for the next one.

And you're not even fucking your wife.

And you're so fuckin' jealous, aren't you?

And you're sure you got the stomach?

And you're workin' for the nice black lady.

And your dad and us,

And your plans for, you know, Uber for news and Facebook for cats

And, after my own fashion, I love you.

And, excuse my ignorance, but did you win any of these?

And, I hate to say it, but maybe it's for the best

And, in particular,

And, like, might be talking about me?

And, like... report them?

And, uh, and I'll look after you.

And, uh, does my breath smell?

And, uh, he's a friend of Kendall's.

And, uh, I knocked it out of the park,

And, uh, I'm in the room, Tom, is that OK?

And, uh, maybe some weed.

And, uh, thank you.

And, uh, there's also my back,

And, uh, they're not very well buried bodies,

And, uh, ya know, it sounds like, so...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh... they'll dispose of the unwanted materials.

And, uh... yeah, I just thought of that,

And, uh... you're in the family.

And, um, just for context,

And, um...

And, um... well, you know,

And, you know, in some ways that's his call,

And, you know, we pin the rap

And, you know, we're a beast with two backs.

And...

And...

And... besides, I want to.

And... I wasn't there, so...

And... I, um...

And... so, if there's anything that I can do,

And... sometime it might come out

And... you know, because I thought

And... you're very tough,

Angela, you want to spin us through the pitch deck?

Angela?

Angela.

Angela. Angela.

Ann Wieman? Is that... That's not who I have.

Anna Newman. That blonde chick from ATN?

Another family member is coming.

Any doofus can have a few million bucks.

Any more of the company from under me.

Any news?