Everything's for sale.

You break it, you bought it. Only the best deals. I knew I could do it. Sweet smell of success. You just had to refuse my final offer. Who have a refund? Oh, 5% discount on selected items. Get out of my shop. Oh, another customer. Refunds for everyone. Oh, I have the money, don't worry. That's coming out of your paycheck. How may I help you? Oh, it's a bling thing. Should have read the terms and condition…