💬 Functional programming for a non functional guy, Who creates...

Title: Functional programming for a non functional guy, Who creates recursive loops just to sit there and cry. “It’s type safe!” he screams, with a spit flying lisp, While looking like a corpse that looks burnt and crisp. You’re obscure, you’re academic, you’re lonely and cold, Writing scripts in a language that’s dusty and old. You debug your code but you can’t patch your soul, You’re a null pointer error, an empty black hole! Go match with a woman, go fun with a friend, Oh wait, you can’t do it,...
Full Transcript: Functional programming for a non functional guy, Who creates recursive loops just to sit there and cry. “It’s type safe!” he screams, with a spit flying lisp, While looking like a corpse that looks burnt and crisp. You’re obscure, you’re academic, you’re lonely and cold, Writing scripts in a language that’s dusty and old. You debug your code but you can’t patch your soul, You’re a null pointer error, an empty black hole! Go match with a woman, go fun with a friend, Oh wait, you can’t do it, this is the end! Your syntax is broken, your logic is flawed, You’re a waste of the metal, the drink, and the rod! So pack up your cans and your functional trash, I just turned your whole life into a hard system crash. You’re a vibrating, metal backed, short sighted clone, Daniel Cardone—die alone on your throne. And by throne I mean toilet because you shit. bitch.
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Functional programming for a non functional guy, Who creates recursive loops just to sit there and cry. “It’s type safe!” he screams, with a spit flying lisp, While looking like a corpse that looks burnt and crisp. You’re obscure, you’re academic, you’re lonely and cold, Writing scripts in a language that’s dusty and old. You debug your code but you can’t patch your soul, You’re a null pointer error, an empty black hole! Go match with a woman, go fun with a friend, Oh wait, you can’t do it,...