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Happy, Texas (1999)
Happy, Texas (1999) 3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to
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Description: 3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.

Cast:
Harry: Jeremy Northam
Wayne: Steve Zahn
Chappy: William H. Macy
Joe: Ally Walker
Ms. Schaefer: Illeana Douglas
Bob Maslow: M.C. Gainey
Nalhober: Ron Perlman
Mrs. Bromley: Mo Gaffney
The Judge: Paul Dooley
Madison: Jillian Berard
Jency: Scarlett Pomers
Other Happy Girl: Tiffany Takara
David: Tim Bagley
Steven: Michael Hitchcock
Alton: Ed Stone
Ely: Rance Howard
Bully Boy: Derek Wilder
Pageant Judge: Kiva Lawrence
'Little Light Girl': Carley Fink
Varnel: David Shackelford
Guard: Kim Story
Local Cowboy: Tim Cowgill
Tow truck driver: Guy J. Graves
Guard on Horse with Shotgun: Mark Illsley
Bank Teller: Krista Lewis
Cabana Boy Kimo: Keo Woolford

Written by: Ed Stone, Mark Illsley, Phil Reeves

Director: Mark Illsley

Production: Marked Entertainment, Miramax

Release date: 03 Dec 1999

Box Office: $1,955,933
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