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Description: A ne'er do well wins $100,000 in the lottery and decides to right all the wrongs from his past with his newfound realization.
Cast:
Earl Hickey: Jason Lee
Randy Hickey: Ethan Suplee
Joy Turner: Jaime Pressly
Catalina: Nadine Velazquez
Darnell Turner: Eddie Steeples
Dodge: Louis T. Moyle
Earl Jr.: Trey Carlisle
Young Earl: Noah Crawford
Patty: Dale Dickey
Kenny James: Gregg Binkley
TV's Tim Stack: Timothy Stack
Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop: Abdoulaye NGom
Willie the One-Eyed Mailman: Bill Suplee
Iqball: Abdul Goznobi
Stuart Daniels: Mike O'Malley
Officer Hoyne: Billy Gardell
Didi: Tracy Ashton
Waitress: Helen Siff
Billie Cunningham: Alyssa Milano
Kay Hickey: Nancy Lenehan
Jasper: Juan Pope
Josh: Josh Wolf
Young Randy: Phoenix Smith
Electrolarynx Guy: Jack Axelrod
Carl Hickey: Beau Bridges
Frank Stump: Michael Rapaport
Reporter: Barry Wiggins
William: Gabriel Pimentel
Officer Smiley: George Frangides
Five Year Old Earl: Anthony De Marco
Ralph Mariano: Giovanni Ribisi
Donny Jones: Silas Weir Mitchell
Kenny's Dad: Frank Collison
Kenny's Mom: Laura Gardner
Doug: Jonathan Slavin
Paco: Raymond Cruz
Young Joy: Kara R. Stribling
Guard: Paul Grace
Kevin the Unicorn Man: Brandon Ficara
Dan Coscino: Dan Coscino
Jimmy Barton: Jeremy Kilpatrick
Warden Jerry Hazelwood: Craig T. Nelson
Sonny: Leo Fitzpatrick
Skinhead #1: Michael Bailey Smith
Jhoey: Joey Diaz
FBI Instructor: Charles Howerton
Young Kenny: Andy Pessoa
Ruby Whitlow: Marlee Matlin
Liberty Washington: Tamala Jones
Governor Katherine Hazelwood: Dee Wallace
Impound Owner: Dennis Burkley
Tatiana: Jessica Cauffiel
Slow Roger: Bob Clendenin
Bruce: Kevin Farrell
Tattooed Inmate: Cristos
Mistletoe: Julanne Chidi Hill
Ray-Ray: DJ Qualls
Pickled Egg Guy: Sam Menning
Nurse: Jennifer Echols
Rosie: Cheryl Hawker
Vali: Pramode Kumar
Officer Bowman: Kathy Kinney
Kevin: Jonathan Spencer
Clerk: Harry Karp
Darnell's Grandmother: Phyllis Applegate
Chubby: Burt Reynolds
Diego: John Leguizamo
Hank Lange: Tim DeKay
Little Chubby: Norm MacDonald
Glen Shipley: Ben Foster
Erik Estrada: Erik Estrada
Geraldo Rivera: Geraldo Rivera
Montel Williams: Montel Williams
David Hayes: Jimmi Simpson
Creepy Rodney: Clint Howard
Natalie Duckworth: Beth Riesgraf
Prison Guard Ron: Larry Joe Campbell
Homeless Guy: Bob Tyus
Anchorwoman: Sandy Brown
Coyote: Alejandro Patiño
Mr. Waadt: Chelcie Ross
Indian Doctor: Ravi Kapoor
Police Officer: Jack Nathan Harding
Albino Gang Leader: Victor Varnado
Brian Dunkleman: Brian Dunkleman
Bus Stop Lady: Jeanette Miller
Jake: Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Victor: Emilio Rivera
Tina Hayes: Susan Foley
Michael Waltrip: Michael Waltrip
Judge Miller: Don Perry
Mario: Ray Santiago
Throat Scar Inmate: Bobby Wolfe
FBI Special Agent Scoley: Jill Remez
Chick: Amy Amerson
Prisoner #2: Andy Mackenzie
Mini Mart Clerk: Pat Dierkes
D.J. Dave: Johnny Hoops
Sparky: Maxie Santillan Jr.
Skinhead #2: Keith Oney
Doris: Lisa K. Wyatt
Joy Age 13: Kelli Goss
Sikh: Alex Endeshaw
Young Glen: Camden Garcia
Teacher: Patrick McCarthy
Asian Father: Mio Takada
Stripper: Nikki Magnusson
Donny's Mom: Kathryn Joosten
Doctor: Hugh B. Holub
Paul: Carel Struycken
Bobbi: Dana Cuomo
DJ: Brad Grunberg
Ruth: Bonita Friedericy
Donna O'Dell: Cheryl White
Carson Daly: Carson Daly
Dwayne: Kevin Sussman
Natalie: Sharon Sachs
Greta: Deborah Ann Woll
Joan: Yetta Ginsburg
Singer #2: Hayden Lee
Carter O'Dell: Jamie McShane
Ernie: Henry J. Lange Jr.
Strange Guy: John Edmund Parcher
Wife: Rakefet Abergel
Frank's Girl: Darcy Donavan
Sitcom Actress: Kincaid Walker
Camdenite Girl: Rebecca Flinn-White
Amish Man: Derek Loughran
Camdenite Man #1: Paul Rogan
Kid:
Scott: Johnny Galecki
Dirk: Dax Shepard
Gertrude Balboa: Ellen Albertini Dow
Buzz Darville: Blake Clark
Jesse: Juliette Lewis
Maggie Lester: Judy Greer
Alex Meyers: Christine Taylor
Woody: Christian Slater
Mr. Patrick: Jon Favreau
Judy: Amy Sedaris
Gwen's Dad: Geoffrey Lewis
Wendy: Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Philo: Adam Goldberg
Millie Banks: Roseanne Barr
Paul's Mom: Lin Shaye
Alby Tollhurst: Malcolm David Kelley
Bobby: John Ducey
Walter Hamerick: John Waters
Mr. Baldwin: Kurt Fuller
Nicole Moses: Leigh-Allyn Baker
Reggie: Charles S. Dutton
Pierre: Ernie Grunwald
Buddy Zaks: Seth Green
Kimmi Himler: Jenna Elfman
Sweet Johnny: David Arquette
Raynard: Ewen Bremner
Cousin Blake: Jason Priestley
Lloyd: Courtney Gains
Phyllis Woohoo: Suzy Nakamura
Clark Clark: David Paymer
Jerry: Jerry Van Dyke
Griselda Weezmer: Betty White
Thomas: Danny Glover
Wayne: Matthew Glave
Rachel McGann: Faith Ford
Reverend Greene: Faizon Love
Lake Resort Manager: Bernie Kopell
Janine: Joan Van Ark
Zeke: Neil Hopkins
Marcus: Bob Koherr
Shelly Stoker: Missi Pyle
Johnny Bubblewrap: Harland Williams
Tess: Kristina Hayes
Tom Sparks: Larry Hankin
Bail Bonds Man: Don Swayze
Dr. Rudin: William Schallert
Tom: Samm Levine
Gwen Waters: Miriam Shor
Jeff Muskin: Jeremy Howard
Hostage Negotiator: Tucker Smallwood
Will: Johnny Sneed
Uncle Charlie: E.J. Callahan
Nora: Eve Sigall
Celeste: Lily Jackson
Salesman: Peter Spruyt
Rick: Sean Astin
John Clevenger: Shawn Hatosy
Howie Mandel: Howie Mandel
Mrs. Harding: Mary-Pat Green
Sheila: Katy Mixon
Joel Malone: Jon Heder
Clyde: Joel David Moore
Joe: Ed Brigadier
Paris Hilton: Paris Hilton
Dennis: Brandon Soo Hoo
Brett Hansen: Christopher Thornton
Jim: Eric Allan Kramer
Chaz Dalton: Curtis Armstrong
Arlo: Todd Giebenhain
Wally Panzer: Matthew Willig
Ronnie: Adam Rose
Rhonda Gibbs: Niecy Nash
Connie Darville: Brett Butler
Woman with Chimney: Patty Maloney
Scott's Ex-Boss: Raymond Ma
Sam Rubin: Sam Rubin
Lorraine Mariano: Beth Grant
Kenny's Boyfriend: Nat Faxon
Coach Lou: Paul Ben-Victor
Young Alby: Khamani Griffin
Feminist Shirt Guy: Michael Patrick McGill
Jack Knox: Mark Christopher Lawrence
Xena: Lindsay Hollister
Sister Kate: Carol Mansell
Cat Show MC: William Newman
Captain Daniels: Lauri Johnson
Todd: Cameron Bender
Hanks Grandmother: Dona Hardy
Inez: Yvette Cruise
Maria's Husband: Winston J. Rocha
Jamal: Page Kennedy
Whiskey Pete: Bill Macy
Annie: John Farley
Con Artist: Victor Raider-Wexler
Mrs. McCullum: Vicki Juditz
Young Pierre: Adam Riancho
Bed Bug: Scoot McNairy
Circus: Michael Peña
T.R.: Kevin Rankin
Carjacker: Hemky Madera
Therapist: Donovan Scott
Old Woman: Angela Paton
Bagger Lance: Pat Kilbane
Oskar: Kevin Balmore
Mr. Hill: Hal Landon Jr.
Dr. Brown: Gwen McGee
Daniel: Peter Mackenzie
Reverend's Wife: JoNell Kennedy
Tess's Neighbor: David Reivers
Natalie's Mom: Darcy Shean
Young Gwen: Shailene Woodley
Robin: Tiffany Haddish
Ed Reed: Ben Falcone
Sergeant Nancy: Kerry O'Malley
Penelope: Carla Jimenez
Charmaine: Tyler Kain
George Tollhurst: Leonard Earl Howze
Flight Attendant #1: Penny Balfour
Wise Nun: Marcia Ann Burrs
Inmate: Marc Joseph
Fred: Fred Stoller
Lucy: Fiona Gubelmann
Dotty Lake: Peggy Stewart
Charlie: Brian Harvey
Landlord: Windell Middlebrooks
Mrs. Clevenger: Connie Ray
Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Hector: Cesar Flores
Doctor in Hall: John O'Leary
Sissy: Jane Lynch
Mr. Fischer: Eric Lange
Referee: Saverio Guerra
Motel Father: Billy Mayo
Young Jerry: Brian R. Norris
Spectator Paul: Andy Siegel
Rich Lady: Andrea Parker
Old Stripper: Jane A. Johnston
Candy Stoker: Chloë Grace Moretz
Trace Adkins: Trace Adkins
Barbie: Frances Callier
Gun Store Owner: Scott Lincoln
Daneesha: Pam Trotter
Marty Park: Kipp Shiotani
Billy Reed: Timothy Olyphant
Officer Ross: John DiMaggio
Receptionist: Patricia Belcher
Neighbor: William Stanford Davis
Old Man playing Ping Pong: Bill Erwin
Cindy: Tatum McCann
George's Wife: Andrea de Oliveira
Scientist: Booth Colman
Airport Desk Clerk: Tangie Ambrose
Frat Guy: Kasan Butcher
Athletic Nun: Marcy Goldman
Tim: Thomas Crawford
Hippy Guy: 'Hollywood' Steve Huey
Instructor: Jerry Hauck
Letter Writer: Dot-Marie Jones
Pill Popping Mom: Melody Thomas Scott
Young Girl: Jasmine Jessica Anthony
Guy: Michael D. Cohen
Father Tadone: Kevin Symons
Mr. Clevenger: David Wells
Javier: Miguel Varoni
Catalina's Mother: Julia Vera
Mr. Romack: Alex Morris
Aborigine Man #1: Norm Johnson
Gerald O'Dell: Skyler Gisondo
Sylvia: Paula Jai Parker
Doris Johannsen: Linda Porter
Mr. Wallace: Richard Bakalyan
Racer Dad: E.E. Bell
Wrinkles: Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Guy Delivering Badger: Ricky Dean Logan
Babysitter: Krista Ryan
Boss: Patrick Thomas Gorman
Young Joe: Kevin Cabell
Carol: Morgan Fairchild
Joy's Grandma: Sandy Martin
Business Man: Paul Eiding
Soldier: Shannon McClung
Kyle: Glenn Herman
1 episode, 2009: Ralph Greene
Old Man: Art Frankel
Contestant: Gil Christner
Darnell's Mom: Toya A. Brown
Skinny Kid: Kevin Olson
Kim: Wahn Lee
Prisoner: David Trice
Bud: Jeremy Slate
Prosecutor: Larry Clarke
Mr. Covington: Lou Wagner
Jesse Muskin: Adria Dawn
Pooch: Herschel Sparber
Hippy Girl: Jennifer Kenyon
Hispanic Earl: Benjamín Benítez
Dad: William Charlton
Singer #1: David Ringwald
Midget Prisoner: Ed Gale
Mrs. Abernathy: Helen Slayton-Hughes
Nick Daley: Jesse Head
Yoshimitsu: Ken Takemoto
Nick Chavez: Jorge Noa
Female Indian Friend: Rasika Mathur
Gymnast: Daniel Taylor
Cappy: Ted Rooney
Jocelyn: Missy Doty
Derrick Stone: Cooper Thornton
Paulie Sr.: Paul Teutul Sr.
Mr. Stevens: John Prosky
Tammy: Claudia Choi
Criminal:
Clayton: Jeffrey G. Barnett
Twin #1: Thomas Johnston
Hunhau: Tony Revolori
Maddy: Darcy Rose Byrnes
Satan: Jimmy Walker Jr.
Chuck: Stacey Hinnen
Moderator: Bonnie Hellman
Young Wally Panzer: Zack Rockefeller
Kid at Park: Tyrese Magee
Donut Store Clerk: Joshua Levine
Owner: Kadeem Hardison
Workman: James Martin Kelly
Chick #1: Natalia Reagan
Tiffani Lopez-Chang: Cece Tsou
Greg: Kevin Michael Walsh
Man In Apartment: Josh Phillips
Man: Kevin Dorian
Brandon: Mackenzie Astin
Creative Writing Teacher: Jill Basey
Scooby: Stephen Keys
Pitchfork Guard: Kelvin Brown
Male Nurse: Michael Miranda
Inmate James: Jim Calloway
Karen: Casey Strand
Jane Seymour: Jane Seymour
Tiffany Hansen: Katy Sullivan
Diana: Patricia Bethune
Paulie Jr.: Paul Teutul Jr.
Counselor: Suzanna Sanchez
Woman: Perry Smith
Meat Seller: Charles Woods Gray
Crystal: Lisa Diane Morgan
Checker: Willie Warner III
Twin #2: James Johnston
Camper #1: Atticus Shaffer
Homeless Woman: DeeDee Rescher
Aunt Gail: Kathy Lamkin
Cop: Randy Brenner
Large Man: Steve Boyce
Dakota: Saginaw Grant
Policeman: Ron Pearson
Cute Girl: Cami Raich
Wilma: Wendy Worthington
Orderly: Michael Hagiwara
Security Guard: Rob Elk
Sara: Jen Relyea
Chick #2: Caitie Uhlmann
Manager: Eric Larkin
Guest #1: Warren Watkins
Clint: Arjay Smith
Mrs. O'Leary: Pamela Kosh
Corrections Officer: Bennet Guillory
Mr. Saticoy: Darnell Suttles
Bob: Paul Vinson
H.R. Pufnstuf: The Krofft Puppets
Gang member: Terrence Edwards
Neighbour: Seth J. Cohen
Mrs. Zaks: Mindy Sterling
Jenny: Shelby Rabara
Gigantic Patient: Atticus Todd
Brenda the Bank Teller: Jackie Harris Greenberg
One Woman Band: Joyce Aimee
Mikey: Michael Teutul
Nick: Tony Rossi
Husband: Chris Fogleman
Toddler #1: Kaj Mollenhauer
Teenage Rachel McGann: Brie Gabrielle
Camper #2: Augusta Mariano
Tiffany: Bryn Allen
Girl: Artesia Bentley
Young Darnell: Jules Williams
Indian Boy: Samuel Ott
Young Ralph: Tanner Maguire
Carla: Lindsay Taylor
Principal: Bob Rumnock
Maria: Shelley Morrison
Store Worker: Pattie Tierce
Married Man: Christopher Cho
Guest #2: Anne Johnson
Co-Worker: Scott Freeburg
Jean: Catherine Anne Hayes
Claretta: Grace Bustos
Pops: Ramon Chavez
Summer: Jeanette Brox
Exterminator: Duane R. Shepard Sr.
Boom Mic Operator: Bryan Krasner
Woman #1: Polly Humphreys
Dr. Fujimoto: Ping Wu
Sitcom Actor: Joel Spence
Girl #1: Sarah Beth Bassak
Cathy Clark: Amy Higgins
Cousin Wendell: David Burrus
Toddler #2: Olivia Jade Fine
Little Girl: Eliza Noxon
Teenage Daniel: Michael Nardelli
Arab Man: Bashar Rahal
Secretary: Sara Van Horn
Stage Manager: Gregor Manns
Fawn: Leslie Thurston
Busboy: David Aranovich
HR Woman: Mary K. DeVault
Patty's Lawyer: David Raibon
Tommy: Brandon Haas
Waiter: Michael Taylor Gray
Pedro: Jesus Perez
Tow Truck Driver: Joe Kay
Woman #2: Jennie Fahn
Teenager: Mark Daugherty
Kimmi's Daughter: Brooke Nevin
Blind Man: Jeff Lewis
Young Brett: Brandon Killham
Sweat Shop Boss: Jim Lau
Girl #2: Jill Czarnowski
Toddler #3: Chase Freeman-Hudson
Bedouin: Amro Salama
D.J.: Willam Belli
Ex-Con: Todd Holland
Loan Officer: Kendall Clement
Elderly Man: Joaquín Garrido
Asian Kid: Andrew Vo
Hispanic Randy: Oleg Zatsepin
Judge: Tom Carey
1 episode, 2007: Carla Renata
Prison Medic: Angel Oquendo
Poker Buddy: Robert Tobin
Mexican Worker: Cristina Maria
6-Year Old Liberty: Brooklin Yearwood
Sassy Black: Gabrielle Dennis
Young Woman: Jennifer Wenger
Lori: Rochelle Robinson
Little Boy: Kavi Faquir
Business Woman: Mandy McMillian
Wanda: Deborah Cresswell
Deputy: Sam Scarber
Security Agent: Gil Glasgow
Younger Asian Kid: Rachel Pham
Blue Homeless Man: Paul Short
Preggers: Corina Boettger
Rocker Chick: Nathalie Antonia
Young Buddy: Danny Williamson
Boy: Jacob Newman
Hispanic Girl: Destiny Ramirez
Big Inmate: Edward Fordham Jr.
Liberty Age 13: Arreale Davis
Mark: Thomas Lumberg Jr.
Rocker Chick #2: Di Quon
Headgear: Annie Quinn
Standing Guy: Eddie Goines
Bartender: Tom Corn
Man Across Aisle: Kim Delgado
Homeless Man: Stan Yale
Joy's Minister: Yvans Jourdain
Chunk: Chrissy Metz
Brett's Teammate: Jose Vasquez
Man In Line: Phil Abrams
Bailiff: Rob McCabe
Other Kid: Alec Gray
Glenda: Lauren Glenn
Lulu: Irene White
Skinny John: Roger V. Burton
Eric: Cody Klop
Chinese Woman: Nancy Yee
Skyler: Laura Chinn
Bar Woman: Susan Isaacs
Crab Shack Regular: D.A. Goodman
Crabshack Regular: Doby Daenger
Crab Shack Patron: Geoffrey Gould
Wilfred Dierkes: Gregory Thomas Garcia
Confederate Soldier: Gary Sievers
Club Patron: James McMann
Inside Probe's Joy: Heidi Shepherd
Audience: Dean Francois
Cheerleader: Kholee Campbell
Psychology Student: Alan Conn
Autograph Seeking Boy of Ms.Camden: Retson Ross
Prisoner #5: David Bear
Large Prisoner: Alex Moore
Camdenite Gal: Heather Black
Amish Woman: Carol Shook
Camdenite: Craig Seitz
Sarah: Devon Elora
Locker Room Student - with Inhaler: Jesse Heiman
Swedish Backpacker: Julian Berlin
Mrs. Turner: Dee Shaw
Woman In Flower Shop: Trish Gates
Man Running Outside of Gay Bar: Hunter Covington
Joy's Friend: Daniel Doble
Pageant Critic: Lester G. Reynolds
College Guy: Mike Avery
Store manager with Vali: Opender Singh
Football Player: Riley Brock
Soccer Player #1: Jose B. Martinez
Impound Buddy: Jake Galasso
Funeral Usher: Douglas Price
Old Lady in Nursing Home: Frances Bay
Thug #4: Derek Mears
Pretty Girl: Mary Castro
Mr. Patricks Mistress: Lisa Catara
Hippy Singer: Leah Ann Cevoli
Girl with Jacket: Kym Stys
Gym Guy: Chris Gann
Biker Babe: Andrea Fellers
Rowdy Bar Patron: Gregory Graham
Too Tall Maggie: Alexis Skye
Mr. Covington's 'Yes Man': Vic Cohen
Patron: John H. Tobin
Stripper with Attitude: Lisa Carletto
Traveler: William Antie
Randy's Goth Girlfriend: Rebecca Wilkins
Drive Thru Girl: Devon Ligus
Hillary: Naomi West
Crabshack patron: Jordan Pontell
1 episode, 2006: Lisa Nicole Bell
Hippie Waitress: Paula Broussard
Cat Show Patron: Mona Weiss
TSA Agent: Ron Schwartz
Brother Taylor: Shan Applegate
Montel Show Guest: Shevy Gutierrez
Prison Guard: Sky Elobar
Catalina's Stripper Friend: Bonnie Mercado
Chubby's Waitress: Aryn Nelson
Guest on the Montel Show: Erik Rivera
Darnell: Louis Price
Skinhead #3: Seabold Krebs
Skinhead Prisoner: Caleb Emerson
News Cameraman: Josh Cole
Tranny Prisoner: Mark Alfa
Prisoner Fred: Mick Lea
Mr. T Impersonator: John Bocchicchio
Tanani: Julia Anna Barrios
Tranny Prisoner Hooker: Sinakhone Keodara
Jury: Garth R. Hassell
HarpyCord: Sonia Laszlo
T.R.'s Teammate: Dennis Keiffer
Wheelchair Basketball Fan: Waymond Lee
Badger Catcher #2: Richard Ryan
Shady: Jimmy DellaValle
Camdenite Virgin: Dawn Morrow
Garry 'black' homeless man: Paul Korda
Bank Patron: Timothy L. Raynor
Kid Doctor: Michael William Arnold
Jeff Zucker: Jeff Zucker
Marion County Kid: Ashley Ausburn
Patient: Treasure Mallory
Party Guest: Tommy Gerrits
Amish Boy: J.D. Ironfield
Badger Mascot: Spencer Andrews
Stan the great: Noli McCool
Miss Camden: Sabrina Wiese
Young Mr. Hill: Nathan Barilka
Zippo Kid: Patrick Manuel
Shirtless Larry: Mark Clem
Baton Twirler: Lisette Alvarez
CHiPs Officer: Martin Klebba
Wealthy Housewife: Gina Fricchione
Yukon Jack: Troy Brenna
Space Camper: Bryce Hitchcock
Rabbi: Alan Gray
Space Cadet: Kayla Clary
Barbershop Singer: Timothy 'TJ' James Driscoll
Alison Church: Jenifer Cononico
Trainer: Omar Deckard
Guy on Bike: Christian Dias
Carnival Ticket Taker: Monyque Thompson Scott
Great Great Great Great Earl Hickey: Anthony Pecos
Darnell in Disguise: Adam Knapp
Written by: Gregory Thomas Garcia
Production: 20th Century Fox Television, Amigos de Garcia Productions
Release date: 20 Sep 2005
Cast:
Earl Hickey: Jason Lee
Randy Hickey: Ethan Suplee
Joy Turner: Jaime Pressly
Catalina: Nadine Velazquez
Darnell Turner: Eddie Steeples
Dodge: Louis T. Moyle
Earl Jr.: Trey Carlisle
Young Earl: Noah Crawford
Patty: Dale Dickey
Kenny James: Gregg Binkley
TV's Tim Stack: Timothy Stack
Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop: Abdoulaye NGom
Willie the One-Eyed Mailman: Bill Suplee
Iqball: Abdul Goznobi
Stuart Daniels: Mike O'Malley
Officer Hoyne: Billy Gardell
Didi: Tracy Ashton
Waitress: Helen Siff
Billie Cunningham: Alyssa Milano
Kay Hickey: Nancy Lenehan
Jasper: Juan Pope
Josh: Josh Wolf
Young Randy: Phoenix Smith
Electrolarynx Guy: Jack Axelrod
Carl Hickey: Beau Bridges
Frank Stump: Michael Rapaport
Reporter: Barry Wiggins
William: Gabriel Pimentel
Officer Smiley: George Frangides
Five Year Old Earl: Anthony De Marco
Ralph Mariano: Giovanni Ribisi
Donny Jones: Silas Weir Mitchell
Kenny's Dad: Frank Collison
Kenny's Mom: Laura Gardner
Doug: Jonathan Slavin
Paco: Raymond Cruz
Young Joy: Kara R. Stribling
Guard: Paul Grace
Kevin the Unicorn Man: Brandon Ficara
Dan Coscino: Dan Coscino
Jimmy Barton: Jeremy Kilpatrick
Warden Jerry Hazelwood: Craig T. Nelson
Sonny: Leo Fitzpatrick
Skinhead #1: Michael Bailey Smith
Jhoey: Joey Diaz
FBI Instructor: Charles Howerton
Young Kenny: Andy Pessoa
Ruby Whitlow: Marlee Matlin
Liberty Washington: Tamala Jones
Governor Katherine Hazelwood: Dee Wallace
Impound Owner: Dennis Burkley
Tatiana: Jessica Cauffiel
Slow Roger: Bob Clendenin
Bruce: Kevin Farrell
Tattooed Inmate: Cristos
Mistletoe: Julanne Chidi Hill
Ray-Ray: DJ Qualls
Pickled Egg Guy: Sam Menning
Nurse: Jennifer Echols
Rosie: Cheryl Hawker
Vali: Pramode Kumar
Officer Bowman: Kathy Kinney
Kevin: Jonathan Spencer
Clerk: Harry Karp
Darnell's Grandmother: Phyllis Applegate
Chubby: Burt Reynolds
Diego: John Leguizamo
Hank Lange: Tim DeKay
Little Chubby: Norm MacDonald
Glen Shipley: Ben Foster
Erik Estrada: Erik Estrada
Geraldo Rivera: Geraldo Rivera
Montel Williams: Montel Williams
David Hayes: Jimmi Simpson
Creepy Rodney: Clint Howard
Natalie Duckworth: Beth Riesgraf
Prison Guard Ron: Larry Joe Campbell
Homeless Guy: Bob Tyus
Anchorwoman: Sandy Brown
Coyote: Alejandro Patiño
Mr. Waadt: Chelcie Ross
Indian Doctor: Ravi Kapoor
Police Officer: Jack Nathan Harding
Albino Gang Leader: Victor Varnado
Brian Dunkleman: Brian Dunkleman
Bus Stop Lady: Jeanette Miller
Jake: Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Victor: Emilio Rivera
Tina Hayes: Susan Foley
Michael Waltrip: Michael Waltrip
Judge Miller: Don Perry
Mario: Ray Santiago
Throat Scar Inmate: Bobby Wolfe
FBI Special Agent Scoley: Jill Remez
Chick: Amy Amerson
Prisoner #2: Andy Mackenzie
Mini Mart Clerk: Pat Dierkes
D.J. Dave: Johnny Hoops
Sparky: Maxie Santillan Jr.
Skinhead #2: Keith Oney
Doris: Lisa K. Wyatt
Joy Age 13: Kelli Goss
Sikh: Alex Endeshaw
Young Glen: Camden Garcia
Teacher: Patrick McCarthy
Asian Father: Mio Takada
Stripper: Nikki Magnusson
Donny's Mom: Kathryn Joosten
Doctor: Hugh B. Holub
Paul: Carel Struycken
Bobbi: Dana Cuomo
DJ: Brad Grunberg
Ruth: Bonita Friedericy
Donna O'Dell: Cheryl White
Carson Daly: Carson Daly
Dwayne: Kevin Sussman
Natalie: Sharon Sachs
Greta: Deborah Ann Woll
Joan: Yetta Ginsburg
Singer #2: Hayden Lee
Carter O'Dell: Jamie McShane
Ernie: Henry J. Lange Jr.
Strange Guy: John Edmund Parcher
Wife: Rakefet Abergel
Frank's Girl: Darcy Donavan
Sitcom Actress: Kincaid Walker
Camdenite Girl: Rebecca Flinn-White
Amish Man: Derek Loughran
Camdenite Man #1: Paul Rogan
Kid:
Scott: Johnny Galecki
Dirk: Dax Shepard
Gertrude Balboa: Ellen Albertini Dow
Buzz Darville: Blake Clark
Jesse: Juliette Lewis
Maggie Lester: Judy Greer
Alex Meyers: Christine Taylor
Woody: Christian Slater
Mr. Patrick: Jon Favreau
Judy: Amy Sedaris
Gwen's Dad: Geoffrey Lewis
Wendy: Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Philo: Adam Goldberg
Millie Banks: Roseanne Barr
Paul's Mom: Lin Shaye
Alby Tollhurst: Malcolm David Kelley
Bobby: John Ducey
Walter Hamerick: John Waters
Mr. Baldwin: Kurt Fuller
Nicole Moses: Leigh-Allyn Baker
Reggie: Charles S. Dutton
Pierre: Ernie Grunwald
Buddy Zaks: Seth Green
Kimmi Himler: Jenna Elfman
Sweet Johnny: David Arquette
Raynard: Ewen Bremner
Cousin Blake: Jason Priestley
Lloyd: Courtney Gains
Phyllis Woohoo: Suzy Nakamura
Clark Clark: David Paymer
Jerry: Jerry Van Dyke
Griselda Weezmer: Betty White
Thomas: Danny Glover
Wayne: Matthew Glave
Rachel McGann: Faith Ford
Reverend Greene: Faizon Love
Lake Resort Manager: Bernie Kopell
Janine: Joan Van Ark
Zeke: Neil Hopkins
Marcus: Bob Koherr
Shelly Stoker: Missi Pyle
Johnny Bubblewrap: Harland Williams
Tess: Kristina Hayes
Tom Sparks: Larry Hankin
Bail Bonds Man: Don Swayze
Dr. Rudin: William Schallert
Tom: Samm Levine
Gwen Waters: Miriam Shor
Jeff Muskin: Jeremy Howard
Hostage Negotiator: Tucker Smallwood
Will: Johnny Sneed
Uncle Charlie: E.J. Callahan
Nora: Eve Sigall
Celeste: Lily Jackson
Salesman: Peter Spruyt
Rick: Sean Astin
John Clevenger: Shawn Hatosy
Howie Mandel: Howie Mandel
Mrs. Harding: Mary-Pat Green
Sheila: Katy Mixon
Joel Malone: Jon Heder
Clyde: Joel David Moore
Joe: Ed Brigadier
Paris Hilton: Paris Hilton
Dennis: Brandon Soo Hoo
Brett Hansen: Christopher Thornton
Jim: Eric Allan Kramer
Chaz Dalton: Curtis Armstrong
Arlo: Todd Giebenhain
Wally Panzer: Matthew Willig
Ronnie: Adam Rose
Rhonda Gibbs: Niecy Nash
Connie Darville: Brett Butler
Woman with Chimney: Patty Maloney
Scott's Ex-Boss: Raymond Ma
Sam Rubin: Sam Rubin
Lorraine Mariano: Beth Grant
Kenny's Boyfriend: Nat Faxon
Coach Lou: Paul Ben-Victor
Young Alby: Khamani Griffin
Feminist Shirt Guy: Michael Patrick McGill
Jack Knox: Mark Christopher Lawrence
Xena: Lindsay Hollister
Sister Kate: Carol Mansell
Cat Show MC: William Newman
Captain Daniels: Lauri Johnson
Todd: Cameron Bender
Hanks Grandmother: Dona Hardy
Inez: Yvette Cruise
Maria's Husband: Winston J. Rocha
Jamal: Page Kennedy
Whiskey Pete: Bill Macy
Annie: John Farley
Con Artist: Victor Raider-Wexler
Mrs. McCullum: Vicki Juditz
Young Pierre: Adam Riancho
Bed Bug: Scoot McNairy
Circus: Michael Peña
T.R.: Kevin Rankin
Carjacker: Hemky Madera
Therapist: Donovan Scott
Old Woman: Angela Paton
Bagger Lance: Pat Kilbane
Oskar: Kevin Balmore
Mr. Hill: Hal Landon Jr.
Dr. Brown: Gwen McGee
Daniel: Peter Mackenzie
Reverend's Wife: JoNell Kennedy
Tess's Neighbor: David Reivers
Natalie's Mom: Darcy Shean
Young Gwen: Shailene Woodley
Robin: Tiffany Haddish
Ed Reed: Ben Falcone
Sergeant Nancy: Kerry O'Malley
Penelope: Carla Jimenez
Charmaine: Tyler Kain
George Tollhurst: Leonard Earl Howze
Flight Attendant #1: Penny Balfour
Wise Nun: Marcia Ann Burrs
Inmate: Marc Joseph
Fred: Fred Stoller
Lucy: Fiona Gubelmann
Dotty Lake: Peggy Stewart
Charlie: Brian Harvey
Landlord: Windell Middlebrooks
Mrs. Clevenger: Connie Ray
Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Hector: Cesar Flores
Doctor in Hall: John O'Leary
Sissy: Jane Lynch
Mr. Fischer: Eric Lange
Referee: Saverio Guerra
Motel Father: Billy Mayo
Young Jerry: Brian R. Norris
Spectator Paul: Andy Siegel
Rich Lady: Andrea Parker
Old Stripper: Jane A. Johnston
Candy Stoker: Chloë Grace Moretz
Trace Adkins: Trace Adkins
Barbie: Frances Callier
Gun Store Owner: Scott Lincoln
Daneesha: Pam Trotter
Marty Park: Kipp Shiotani
Billy Reed: Timothy Olyphant
Officer Ross: John DiMaggio
Receptionist: Patricia Belcher
Neighbor: William Stanford Davis
Old Man playing Ping Pong: Bill Erwin
Cindy: Tatum McCann
George's Wife: Andrea de Oliveira
Scientist: Booth Colman
Airport Desk Clerk: Tangie Ambrose
Frat Guy: Kasan Butcher
Athletic Nun: Marcy Goldman
Tim: Thomas Crawford
Hippy Guy: 'Hollywood' Steve Huey
Instructor: Jerry Hauck
Letter Writer: Dot-Marie Jones
Pill Popping Mom: Melody Thomas Scott
Young Girl: Jasmine Jessica Anthony
Guy: Michael D. Cohen
Father Tadone: Kevin Symons
Mr. Clevenger: David Wells
Javier: Miguel Varoni
Catalina's Mother: Julia Vera
Mr. Romack: Alex Morris
Aborigine Man #1: Norm Johnson
Gerald O'Dell: Skyler Gisondo
Sylvia: Paula Jai Parker
Doris Johannsen: Linda Porter
Mr. Wallace: Richard Bakalyan
Racer Dad: E.E. Bell
Wrinkles: Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Guy Delivering Badger: Ricky Dean Logan
Babysitter: Krista Ryan
Boss: Patrick Thomas Gorman
Young Joe: Kevin Cabell
Carol: Morgan Fairchild
Joy's Grandma: Sandy Martin
Business Man: Paul Eiding
Soldier: Shannon McClung
Kyle: Glenn Herman
1 episode, 2009: Ralph Greene
Old Man: Art Frankel
Contestant: Gil Christner
Darnell's Mom: Toya A. Brown
Skinny Kid: Kevin Olson
Kim: Wahn Lee
Prisoner: David Trice
Bud: Jeremy Slate
Prosecutor: Larry Clarke
Mr. Covington: Lou Wagner
Jesse Muskin: Adria Dawn
Pooch: Herschel Sparber
Hippy Girl: Jennifer Kenyon
Hispanic Earl: Benjamín Benítez
Dad: William Charlton
Singer #1: David Ringwald
Midget Prisoner: Ed Gale
Mrs. Abernathy: Helen Slayton-Hughes
Nick Daley: Jesse Head
Yoshimitsu: Ken Takemoto
Nick Chavez: Jorge Noa
Female Indian Friend: Rasika Mathur
Gymnast: Daniel Taylor
Cappy: Ted Rooney
Jocelyn: Missy Doty
Derrick Stone: Cooper Thornton
Paulie Sr.: Paul Teutul Sr.
Mr. Stevens: John Prosky
Tammy: Claudia Choi
Criminal:
Clayton: Jeffrey G. Barnett
Twin #1: Thomas Johnston
Hunhau: Tony Revolori
Maddy: Darcy Rose Byrnes
Satan: Jimmy Walker Jr.
Chuck: Stacey Hinnen
Moderator: Bonnie Hellman
Young Wally Panzer: Zack Rockefeller
Kid at Park: Tyrese Magee
Donut Store Clerk: Joshua Levine
Owner: Kadeem Hardison
Workman: James Martin Kelly
Chick #1: Natalia Reagan
Tiffani Lopez-Chang: Cece Tsou
Greg: Kevin Michael Walsh
Man In Apartment: Josh Phillips
Man: Kevin Dorian
Brandon: Mackenzie Astin
Creative Writing Teacher: Jill Basey
Scooby: Stephen Keys
Pitchfork Guard: Kelvin Brown
Male Nurse: Michael Miranda
Inmate James: Jim Calloway
Karen: Casey Strand
Jane Seymour: Jane Seymour
Tiffany Hansen: Katy Sullivan
Diana: Patricia Bethune
Paulie Jr.: Paul Teutul Jr.
Counselor: Suzanna Sanchez
Woman: Perry Smith
Meat Seller: Charles Woods Gray
Crystal: Lisa Diane Morgan
Checker: Willie Warner III
Twin #2: James Johnston
Camper #1: Atticus Shaffer
Homeless Woman: DeeDee Rescher
Aunt Gail: Kathy Lamkin
Cop: Randy Brenner
Large Man: Steve Boyce
Dakota: Saginaw Grant
Policeman: Ron Pearson
Cute Girl: Cami Raich
Wilma: Wendy Worthington
Orderly: Michael Hagiwara
Security Guard: Rob Elk
Sara: Jen Relyea
Chick #2: Caitie Uhlmann
Manager: Eric Larkin
Guest #1: Warren Watkins
Clint: Arjay Smith
Mrs. O'Leary: Pamela Kosh
Corrections Officer: Bennet Guillory
Mr. Saticoy: Darnell Suttles
Bob: Paul Vinson
H.R. Pufnstuf: The Krofft Puppets
Gang member: Terrence Edwards
Neighbour: Seth J. Cohen
Mrs. Zaks: Mindy Sterling
Jenny: Shelby Rabara
Gigantic Patient: Atticus Todd
Brenda the Bank Teller: Jackie Harris Greenberg
One Woman Band: Joyce Aimee
Mikey: Michael Teutul
Nick: Tony Rossi
Husband: Chris Fogleman
Toddler #1: Kaj Mollenhauer
Teenage Rachel McGann: Brie Gabrielle
Camper #2: Augusta Mariano
Tiffany: Bryn Allen
Girl: Artesia Bentley
Young Darnell: Jules Williams
Indian Boy: Samuel Ott
Young Ralph: Tanner Maguire
Carla: Lindsay Taylor
Principal: Bob Rumnock
Maria: Shelley Morrison
Store Worker: Pattie Tierce
Married Man: Christopher Cho
Guest #2: Anne Johnson
Co-Worker: Scott Freeburg
Jean: Catherine Anne Hayes
Claretta: Grace Bustos
Pops: Ramon Chavez
Summer: Jeanette Brox
Exterminator: Duane R. Shepard Sr.
Boom Mic Operator: Bryan Krasner
Woman #1: Polly Humphreys
Dr. Fujimoto: Ping Wu
Sitcom Actor: Joel Spence
Girl #1: Sarah Beth Bassak
Cathy Clark: Amy Higgins
Cousin Wendell: David Burrus
Toddler #2: Olivia Jade Fine
Little Girl: Eliza Noxon
Teenage Daniel: Michael Nardelli
Arab Man: Bashar Rahal
Secretary: Sara Van Horn
Stage Manager: Gregor Manns
Fawn: Leslie Thurston
Busboy: David Aranovich
HR Woman: Mary K. DeVault
Patty's Lawyer: David Raibon
Tommy: Brandon Haas
Waiter: Michael Taylor Gray
Pedro: Jesus Perez
Tow Truck Driver: Joe Kay
Woman #2: Jennie Fahn
Teenager: Mark Daugherty
Kimmi's Daughter: Brooke Nevin
Blind Man: Jeff Lewis
Young Brett: Brandon Killham
Sweat Shop Boss: Jim Lau
Girl #2: Jill Czarnowski
Toddler #3: Chase Freeman-Hudson
Bedouin: Amro Salama
D.J.: Willam Belli
Ex-Con: Todd Holland
Loan Officer: Kendall Clement
Elderly Man: Joaquín Garrido
Asian Kid: Andrew Vo
Hispanic Randy: Oleg Zatsepin
Judge: Tom Carey
1 episode, 2007: Carla Renata
Prison Medic: Angel Oquendo
Poker Buddy: Robert Tobin
Mexican Worker: Cristina Maria
6-Year Old Liberty: Brooklin Yearwood
Sassy Black: Gabrielle Dennis
Young Woman: Jennifer Wenger
Lori: Rochelle Robinson
Little Boy: Kavi Faquir
Business Woman: Mandy McMillian
Wanda: Deborah Cresswell
Deputy: Sam Scarber
Security Agent: Gil Glasgow
Younger Asian Kid: Rachel Pham
Blue Homeless Man: Paul Short
Preggers: Corina Boettger
Rocker Chick: Nathalie Antonia
Young Buddy: Danny Williamson
Boy: Jacob Newman
Hispanic Girl: Destiny Ramirez
Big Inmate: Edward Fordham Jr.
Liberty Age 13: Arreale Davis
Mark: Thomas Lumberg Jr.
Rocker Chick #2: Di Quon
Headgear: Annie Quinn
Standing Guy: Eddie Goines
Bartender: Tom Corn
Man Across Aisle: Kim Delgado
Homeless Man: Stan Yale
Joy's Minister: Yvans Jourdain
Chunk: Chrissy Metz
Brett's Teammate: Jose Vasquez
Man In Line: Phil Abrams
Bailiff: Rob McCabe
Other Kid: Alec Gray
Glenda: Lauren Glenn
Lulu: Irene White
Skinny John: Roger V. Burton
Eric: Cody Klop
Chinese Woman: Nancy Yee
Skyler: Laura Chinn
Bar Woman: Susan Isaacs
Crab Shack Regular: D.A. Goodman
Crabshack Regular: Doby Daenger
Crab Shack Patron: Geoffrey Gould
Wilfred Dierkes: Gregory Thomas Garcia
Confederate Soldier: Gary Sievers
Club Patron: James McMann
Inside Probe's Joy: Heidi Shepherd
Audience: Dean Francois
Cheerleader: Kholee Campbell
Psychology Student: Alan Conn
Autograph Seeking Boy of Ms.Camden: Retson Ross
Prisoner #5: David Bear
Large Prisoner: Alex Moore
Camdenite Gal: Heather Black
Amish Woman: Carol Shook
Camdenite: Craig Seitz
Sarah: Devon Elora
Locker Room Student - with Inhaler: Jesse Heiman
Swedish Backpacker: Julian Berlin
Mrs. Turner: Dee Shaw
Woman In Flower Shop: Trish Gates
Man Running Outside of Gay Bar: Hunter Covington
Joy's Friend: Daniel Doble
Pageant Critic: Lester G. Reynolds
College Guy: Mike Avery
Store manager with Vali: Opender Singh
Football Player: Riley Brock
Soccer Player #1: Jose B. Martinez
Impound Buddy: Jake Galasso
Funeral Usher: Douglas Price
Old Lady in Nursing Home: Frances Bay
Thug #4: Derek Mears
Pretty Girl: Mary Castro
Mr. Patricks Mistress: Lisa Catara
Hippy Singer: Leah Ann Cevoli
Girl with Jacket: Kym Stys
Gym Guy: Chris Gann
Biker Babe: Andrea Fellers
Rowdy Bar Patron: Gregory Graham
Too Tall Maggie: Alexis Skye
Mr. Covington's 'Yes Man': Vic Cohen
Patron: John H. Tobin
Stripper with Attitude: Lisa Carletto
Traveler: William Antie
Randy's Goth Girlfriend: Rebecca Wilkins
Drive Thru Girl: Devon Ligus
Hillary: Naomi West
Crabshack patron: Jordan Pontell
1 episode, 2006: Lisa Nicole Bell
Hippie Waitress: Paula Broussard
Cat Show Patron: Mona Weiss
TSA Agent: Ron Schwartz
Brother Taylor: Shan Applegate
Montel Show Guest: Shevy Gutierrez
Prison Guard: Sky Elobar
Catalina's Stripper Friend: Bonnie Mercado
Chubby's Waitress: Aryn Nelson
Guest on the Montel Show: Erik Rivera
Darnell: Louis Price
Skinhead #3: Seabold Krebs
Skinhead Prisoner: Caleb Emerson
News Cameraman: Josh Cole
Tranny Prisoner: Mark Alfa
Prisoner Fred: Mick Lea
Mr. T Impersonator: John Bocchicchio
Tanani: Julia Anna Barrios
Tranny Prisoner Hooker: Sinakhone Keodara
Jury: Garth R. Hassell
HarpyCord: Sonia Laszlo
T.R.'s Teammate: Dennis Keiffer
Wheelchair Basketball Fan: Waymond Lee
Badger Catcher #2: Richard Ryan
Shady: Jimmy DellaValle
Camdenite Virgin: Dawn Morrow
Garry 'black' homeless man: Paul Korda
Bank Patron: Timothy L. Raynor
Kid Doctor: Michael William Arnold
Jeff Zucker: Jeff Zucker
Marion County Kid: Ashley Ausburn
Patient: Treasure Mallory
Party Guest: Tommy Gerrits
Amish Boy: J.D. Ironfield
Badger Mascot: Spencer Andrews
Stan the great: Noli McCool
Miss Camden: Sabrina Wiese
Young Mr. Hill: Nathan Barilka
Zippo Kid: Patrick Manuel
Shirtless Larry: Mark Clem
Baton Twirler: Lisette Alvarez
CHiPs Officer: Martin Klebba
Wealthy Housewife: Gina Fricchione
Yukon Jack: Troy Brenna
Space Camper: Bryce Hitchcock
Rabbi: Alan Gray
Space Cadet: Kayla Clary
Barbershop Singer: Timothy 'TJ' James Driscoll
Alison Church: Jenifer Cononico
Trainer: Omar Deckard
Guy on Bike: Christian Dias
Carnival Ticket Taker: Monyque Thompson Scott
Great Great Great Great Earl Hickey: Anthony Pecos
Darnell in Disguise: Adam Knapp
Written by: Gregory Thomas Garcia
Production: 20th Century Fox Television, Amigos de Garcia Productions
Release date: 20 Sep 2005