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The ultra right-wing Alan B'Stard, the most selfish, greedy, dishonest, sadistic and sociopathic Conservative MP of them all, plots to achieve his meglomaniacal ambitions.
Cast:
Alan B'Stard: Rik Mayall
Piers Fletcher-Dervish: Michael Troughton
Sarah B'Stard: Marsha Fitzalan
Sir Greville McDonald: Terence Alexander
Norman Bormann: Rowena Cooper
Sir Stephen Baxter: John Nettleton
Geoff Dicquead: Berwick Kaler
Crippen: Nick Stringer
Mr Speaker: Victor Lucas
Margaret Thatcher: Steve Nallon
Beatrice Protheroe: Vivien Heilbron
Paddy O'Rourke: Benjamin Whitrow
Frau Kleist: Brigitte Kahn
Messenger: Adam Wide
House of Commons Speaker: Martin Friend
Auctioneer: John Warnaby
Newscaster: Catherine Chevalier
Roland Gidleigh-Park: Charles Gray
Sidney Bliss: John Normington
Mugger: Tip Tipping
Peter Moran: Andy Serkis
Hilary: Celia Imrie
Sir Austin Periam: Jerome Willis
P.C. Austin: David Simeon
Chantelle: Judith Hibbert
Beggar: Jim Brogan
Interviewer: Brian Walden
Piers Lonsdale: Stephen Fry
Houghton Mifflin: Lou Hirsch
Georgina: Suzette Llewellyn
Producer: Geoffrey McGivern
Lance Okum-Martin: Trevor Laird
Chief Whip: Patrick Godfrey
Donna Nightingale: Julianne White
Helmut Drucker: William Merrow
Colonel Gromyko: Kevin McNally
Lord Penistone: John Sessions
Ken Price: Maurice Roëves
Victor Crosby: James Saxon
Beryl: Brenda Bruce
Make-Up Girl: Phoebe Scholfield
Catchpole: William Simons
Lady Virginia: Isabelle Amyes
Radio Presenter: Helen Lederer
Floor Manager: Paul Butterworth
Sheriff: Mac McDonald
Clarissa: Leonie Mellinger
Judge: Noel Coleman
Julian Whitaker: David Bamber
Professor Eugene Quail: Moray Watson
Freddy Ogilvy: Mark Kingston
Joan Bakewell: Joan Bakewell
Betty Gammon: Penny Brownjohn
Le Cul: David Calder
Pietro Garibaldi: John Bowe
Arturo: David Cardy
Studio Girl: Sara Markland
Willoughby Guzzler: William Hootkins
Captain Hirsch: Angus MacInnes
Vernon: Peter Martin
Cabbie: Tim Stern
Young Conservative: Tara Moran
Waiter: Hugh Laurie
Ronald Barrett: Arthur Cox
Mr. Mumford: Randal Herley
Allan Hargreaves: Allan Hargreaves
Castro: William Sleigh
Police Inspector: Alan Ford
Ludmilla: Joanna Kanska
Marcia Hornsby: Anna Keaveney
Stella Crossman: Sarah Neville
Ioannis Douvalopoulos: Christopher Ryan
Dutch Commissioner: Tom Chadbon
Herr Wessel: Hans Meyer
Victoria: Serena Gordon
Edie Guzzler: Diana Weston
Cyndy: Steffanie Pitt
Nicholas Parsons: Nicholas Parsons
Mrs. Mumford: Dorothea Phillips
Labour Woman MP: Paula Jacobs
Annalena: Tamsin Heatley
Elevator Attendant: Lewis Hancock
Manager: Allan Larenzo
Mad Eddie: Michael Robbins
Cher Titley: Joanne Heywood
Police Sergeant: Chris Tummings
TV Interviewer: Hilary Trott
Neil Kinnock: Johnny More
Nicki Ceaucescu: Paul Bentall
Claude Chagrin: Vincent Grass
American: Robert Jezek
Sir Malachi Jellicoe: John Woodvine
Police Commander: John Ringham
Headmaster: Neville Phillips
Goronwy Hopkins: Hubert Rees
Larry: Terence Hillyer
Roger Kitter: Roger Kitter
Keith: Neil Daglish
House of Commons Policeman: Bernard Alexander
Newsreader: Nicholas Fry
Young Woman at Party: Pippa Brill
Clive: John Segal
Reinhard: Peter Geeves
Co-Pilot: John Fitzgerald Jay
Woman in Church: Heather Tobias
Pamela: Debbie Killingback
Minister: Alan Downer
Youth: David Doyle
Marlene Dietrich: Paul O'Grady
Inspector Radford: Richard Ireson
Dhorinja: Cheryl Miller
Vicar: Tom Harrison
Old M.P.: Graham Rigby
Mrs. Selway: Amanda Walker
Conservative Minister: Geoff Oldham
Bishop: Donald Nithsdale
Agnes: Kim Benson
Stage Hand: Colin Wyatt
Female Protester: Patricia Samuels
Tory Model: Gill McCahon
Romanian Refugee: Yuri Klimov
Mayor: Alan Starkey
Game Show Producer: Charmian May
Liberal Democrat MP: Dave Atkins
Ginsburg: Brian Horstead
Self: Jayne Irving
Make Up Girl: Natasha Gray
Hugo: Erick Ray Evans
Peter Woods: Peter Woods
Patrolman: Howard Lee
Policeman 1: David F. Betts
Richard Whitmore: Richard Whitmore
Policeman 2: Charlie Burman
Ambulanceman: George Phillips
Policeman at No 10: Peter Spraggon
Screaming Lord Sutch: David Sutch
Mrs. Thatcher's Detective: Christopher Gray
Game Show Hostess: Lynda Lee Lewis
Nick Owen: Nick Owen
Various Characters: Chris Barrie
Farmer: Stuart Golland
Mrs. Bick: Matyelok Gibbs
German Man: Anthony Schaeffer
Interpreter: Janine Duvitski
Journalist: Robert Schofield
Chief Amlumi: Raad Rawi
Sir William Horsey QC: Michael Bilton
Kerry Grout: Peter Blake
Justice Saunders: Geoffrey Chater
Dame Josie: Harriet Reynolds
Ximenes: Paul Birchard
Bookmakers Shop Manager: John Rapley
Usher: Roger Grainger
Dickie Davies: Dickie Davies
Mr. Speaker: David Beale
John McCririck: John McCririck
Gen. Giray: John Challis
Brigadier Miljanic: Don Henderson
Count Otto Von Munchweiller: Benedick Blythe
Nun: Elizabeth Banks
Belinda Howell: Trudy Weiss
Robert Maxwell: Leslie Williamson
Russian General: Henry Ayrton
Boardroom Executive: Tina Simmons
Miljanic's soldier: Pat Gorman
Written by: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks
Production: Real Art Productions, Twickenham Film Studios
Release date: 13 Sep 1987
Cast:
Alan B'Stard: Rik Mayall
Piers Fletcher-Dervish: Michael Troughton
Sarah B'Stard: Marsha Fitzalan
Sir Greville McDonald: Terence Alexander
Norman Bormann: Rowena Cooper
Sir Stephen Baxter: John Nettleton
Geoff Dicquead: Berwick Kaler
Crippen: Nick Stringer
Mr Speaker: Victor Lucas
Margaret Thatcher: Steve Nallon
Beatrice Protheroe: Vivien Heilbron
Paddy O'Rourke: Benjamin Whitrow
Frau Kleist: Brigitte Kahn
Messenger: Adam Wide
House of Commons Speaker: Martin Friend
Auctioneer: John Warnaby
Newscaster: Catherine Chevalier
Roland Gidleigh-Park: Charles Gray
Sidney Bliss: John Normington
Mugger: Tip Tipping
Peter Moran: Andy Serkis
Hilary: Celia Imrie
Sir Austin Periam: Jerome Willis
P.C. Austin: David Simeon
Chantelle: Judith Hibbert
Beggar: Jim Brogan
Interviewer: Brian Walden
Piers Lonsdale: Stephen Fry
Houghton Mifflin: Lou Hirsch
Georgina: Suzette Llewellyn
Producer: Geoffrey McGivern
Lance Okum-Martin: Trevor Laird
Chief Whip: Patrick Godfrey
Donna Nightingale: Julianne White
Helmut Drucker: William Merrow
Colonel Gromyko: Kevin McNally
Lord Penistone: John Sessions
Ken Price: Maurice Roëves
Victor Crosby: James Saxon
Beryl: Brenda Bruce
Make-Up Girl: Phoebe Scholfield
Catchpole: William Simons
Lady Virginia: Isabelle Amyes
Radio Presenter: Helen Lederer
Floor Manager: Paul Butterworth
Sheriff: Mac McDonald
Clarissa: Leonie Mellinger
Judge: Noel Coleman
Julian Whitaker: David Bamber
Professor Eugene Quail: Moray Watson
Freddy Ogilvy: Mark Kingston
Joan Bakewell: Joan Bakewell
Betty Gammon: Penny Brownjohn
Le Cul: David Calder
Pietro Garibaldi: John Bowe
Arturo: David Cardy
Studio Girl: Sara Markland
Willoughby Guzzler: William Hootkins
Captain Hirsch: Angus MacInnes
Vernon: Peter Martin
Cabbie: Tim Stern
Young Conservative: Tara Moran
Waiter: Hugh Laurie
Ronald Barrett: Arthur Cox
Mr. Mumford: Randal Herley
Allan Hargreaves: Allan Hargreaves
Castro: William Sleigh
Police Inspector: Alan Ford
Ludmilla: Joanna Kanska
Marcia Hornsby: Anna Keaveney
Stella Crossman: Sarah Neville
Ioannis Douvalopoulos: Christopher Ryan
Dutch Commissioner: Tom Chadbon
Herr Wessel: Hans Meyer
Victoria: Serena Gordon
Edie Guzzler: Diana Weston
Cyndy: Steffanie Pitt
Nicholas Parsons: Nicholas Parsons
Mrs. Mumford: Dorothea Phillips
Labour Woman MP: Paula Jacobs
Annalena: Tamsin Heatley
Elevator Attendant: Lewis Hancock
Manager: Allan Larenzo
Mad Eddie: Michael Robbins
Cher Titley: Joanne Heywood
Police Sergeant: Chris Tummings
TV Interviewer: Hilary Trott
Neil Kinnock: Johnny More
Nicki Ceaucescu: Paul Bentall
Claude Chagrin: Vincent Grass
American: Robert Jezek
Sir Malachi Jellicoe: John Woodvine
Police Commander: John Ringham
Headmaster: Neville Phillips
Goronwy Hopkins: Hubert Rees
Larry: Terence Hillyer
Roger Kitter: Roger Kitter
Keith: Neil Daglish
House of Commons Policeman: Bernard Alexander
Newsreader: Nicholas Fry
Young Woman at Party: Pippa Brill
Clive: John Segal
Reinhard: Peter Geeves
Co-Pilot: John Fitzgerald Jay
Woman in Church: Heather Tobias
Pamela: Debbie Killingback
Minister: Alan Downer
Youth: David Doyle
Marlene Dietrich: Paul O'Grady
Inspector Radford: Richard Ireson
Dhorinja: Cheryl Miller
Vicar: Tom Harrison
Old M.P.: Graham Rigby
Mrs. Selway: Amanda Walker
Conservative Minister: Geoff Oldham
Bishop: Donald Nithsdale
Agnes: Kim Benson
Stage Hand: Colin Wyatt
Female Protester: Patricia Samuels
Tory Model: Gill McCahon
Romanian Refugee: Yuri Klimov
Mayor: Alan Starkey
Game Show Producer: Charmian May
Liberal Democrat MP: Dave Atkins
Ginsburg: Brian Horstead
Self: Jayne Irving
Make Up Girl: Natasha Gray
Hugo: Erick Ray Evans
Peter Woods: Peter Woods
Patrolman: Howard Lee
Policeman 1: David F. Betts
Richard Whitmore: Richard Whitmore
Policeman 2: Charlie Burman
Ambulanceman: George Phillips
Policeman at No 10: Peter Spraggon
Screaming Lord Sutch: David Sutch
Mrs. Thatcher's Detective: Christopher Gray
Game Show Hostess: Lynda Lee Lewis
Nick Owen: Nick Owen
Various Characters: Chris Barrie
Farmer: Stuart Golland
Mrs. Bick: Matyelok Gibbs
German Man: Anthony Schaeffer
Interpreter: Janine Duvitski
Journalist: Robert Schofield
Chief Amlumi: Raad Rawi
Sir William Horsey QC: Michael Bilton
Kerry Grout: Peter Blake
Justice Saunders: Geoffrey Chater
Dame Josie: Harriet Reynolds
Ximenes: Paul Birchard
Bookmakers Shop Manager: John Rapley
Usher: Roger Grainger
Dickie Davies: Dickie Davies
Mr. Speaker: David Beale
John McCririck: John McCririck
Gen. Giray: John Challis
Brigadier Miljanic: Don Henderson
Count Otto Von Munchweiller: Benedick Blythe
Nun: Elizabeth Banks
Belinda Howell: Trudy Weiss
Robert Maxwell: Leslie Williamson
Russian General: Henry Ayrton
Boardroom Executive: Tina Simmons
Miljanic's soldier: Pat Gorman
Written by: Maurice Gran, Laurence Marks
Production: Real Art Productions, Twickenham Film Studios
Release date: 13 Sep 1987
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