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Description: A spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.
Cast:
Edward: Kal Penn
Peter Pervertsky: Adam Campbell
White Bitch: Jennifer Coolidge
Lucy: Jayma Mays
Susan Pervertsky: Faune Chambers Watkins
Willy Wonka: Crispin Glover
Bink: Tony Cox
Mr. Tumnus: Héctor Jiménez
Captain Jack Swallows: Darrell Hammond
Mystique: Carmen Electra
Aslo: Fred Willard
Museum Curator: David Carradine
Harry Potter: Kevin McDonald
Ron Weasley: George Alvarez
Hermione Granger: Crista Flanagan
Flight Attendant: Dana Seltzer
Albus Dumbledore: Dane Farwell
Cyclops: Tad Hilgenbrink
Magneto: Jim Piddock
Wolverine: Vince Vieluf
Storm: Kahshanna Evans
Rogue: Lindsey Kraft
Nacho Libre: Jareb Dauplaise
Chanchito: Rico Rodriguez
Borat: Danny Jacobs
Ashton Kutcher: David Lehre
Samuel Jackson: James Walker Sr.
Kanye West: Tysen Knight
Paris Hilton: Alla Petrou
Mel Gibson: Gregory Jbara
Singing Pirate Girl: Jill Latiano
Flavor Flav: Abe Spigner
P. Diddy Faun: Shawn McDonald
Lauren Conrad: Lauren Conrad
Harry Beaver: Katt Williams
Lead Archer: Nick Steele
Woodsman: Brennan Thomas
Aslo's Camp Band: Gene Trautmann
Pirate with Heart: Kenny Yates
Pirate: Jeremy Rowley
Pirate Wench: Sara Jean Underwood
Cribs Faun: Arielle Vandenberg
Aslo's Girl: Heather Storm
Jogging Girl: Irina Voronina
Wardrobe Girl: Audra Lynn
James Bond: Darko Belgrade
Bond Girl: Michelle Lang
Blacksmith: Sabi Dorr
Silas the Monk: David Whatley-Zepeda
Prison Guard: Mike Grief
Breast Bite Woman: Mary Castro
Nose Bite Guy: Ron Léroy
Crotch Bite Guy: Thomas Van Tassel
Morphed Mystique: Lichelle D. Ebner
Thug: Paul Zies
Narrator: Roscoe Lee Browne
Oompa Loompa: Donna Russo
Willy Dance Double: Tyce Diorio
Curator Dance Double: Richard Steelo Vasquez
Dancing Pirate Girl: Samantha Faye Lee
Breakdancing Pirate: Oren Michaeli
Dancing Soldier: Frankie DeMiranda
Madd Chadd: Chadd Smith
Michael Jackson: Anwar Burton
Daniel: Yousef Abu-Taleb
Warrior: Matt Weinglass
Stormtrooper: Nathan Mutter
The Hot Nun: Monica Ford
Man-Boobs!: Dave Gist
Silas: Kevin Hart
Faun: Vilayna LaSalle
Monk #3 - Nacho Libre spoof: Phillip Sanchez
Rubeus Hagrid: Scott L. Schwartz
Written by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Production: Regency Enterprises, New Regency Pictures, Paul Schiff Productions, 20th Century Fox
Release date: 26 Jan 2007
Box Office: $39,739,367
Cast:
Edward: Kal Penn
Peter Pervertsky: Adam Campbell
White Bitch: Jennifer Coolidge
Lucy: Jayma Mays
Susan Pervertsky: Faune Chambers Watkins
Willy Wonka: Crispin Glover
Bink: Tony Cox
Mr. Tumnus: Héctor Jiménez
Captain Jack Swallows: Darrell Hammond
Mystique: Carmen Electra
Aslo: Fred Willard
Museum Curator: David Carradine
Harry Potter: Kevin McDonald
Ron Weasley: George Alvarez
Hermione Granger: Crista Flanagan
Flight Attendant: Dana Seltzer
Albus Dumbledore: Dane Farwell
Cyclops: Tad Hilgenbrink
Magneto: Jim Piddock
Wolverine: Vince Vieluf
Storm: Kahshanna Evans
Rogue: Lindsey Kraft
Nacho Libre: Jareb Dauplaise
Chanchito: Rico Rodriguez
Borat: Danny Jacobs
Ashton Kutcher: David Lehre
Samuel Jackson: James Walker Sr.
Kanye West: Tysen Knight
Paris Hilton: Alla Petrou
Mel Gibson: Gregory Jbara
Singing Pirate Girl: Jill Latiano
Flavor Flav: Abe Spigner
P. Diddy Faun: Shawn McDonald
Lauren Conrad: Lauren Conrad
Harry Beaver: Katt Williams
Lead Archer: Nick Steele
Woodsman: Brennan Thomas
Aslo's Camp Band: Gene Trautmann
Pirate with Heart: Kenny Yates
Pirate: Jeremy Rowley
Pirate Wench: Sara Jean Underwood
Cribs Faun: Arielle Vandenberg
Aslo's Girl: Heather Storm
Jogging Girl: Irina Voronina
Wardrobe Girl: Audra Lynn
James Bond: Darko Belgrade
Bond Girl: Michelle Lang
Blacksmith: Sabi Dorr
Silas the Monk: David Whatley-Zepeda
Prison Guard: Mike Grief
Breast Bite Woman: Mary Castro
Nose Bite Guy: Ron Léroy
Crotch Bite Guy: Thomas Van Tassel
Morphed Mystique: Lichelle D. Ebner
Thug: Paul Zies
Narrator: Roscoe Lee Browne
Oompa Loompa: Donna Russo
Willy Dance Double: Tyce Diorio
Curator Dance Double: Richard Steelo Vasquez
Dancing Pirate Girl: Samantha Faye Lee
Breakdancing Pirate: Oren Michaeli
Dancing Soldier: Frankie DeMiranda
Madd Chadd: Chadd Smith
Michael Jackson: Anwar Burton
Daniel: Yousef Abu-Taleb
Warrior: Matt Weinglass
Stormtrooper: Nathan Mutter
The Hot Nun: Monica Ford
Man-Boobs!: Dave Gist
Silas: Kevin Hart
Faun: Vilayna LaSalle
Monk #3 - Nacho Libre spoof: Phillip Sanchez
Rubeus Hagrid: Scott L. Schwartz
Written by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Production: Regency Enterprises, New Regency Pictures, Paul Schiff Productions, 20th Century Fox
Release date: 26 Jan 2007
Box Office: $39,739,367