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Description: This is the tale of Albert Poop-Decker, a newly commissioned Midshipman (although he took 8 1/2 years to qualify). He joins the frigate Venus, and adventures through Spanish waters, mutinee and Pirates taking his Captain, his sweet-h Cast: Captain Fearless: Kenneth Williams Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker: Bernard Cribbins Sally: Juliet Mills Walter Sweetly: Charles Hawtrey First Officer Jonathan Howett: Donald Houston Mr. Angel, the Bos'un: Percy Herbert Young Carrier: Jim Dale Don Luis, the Spanish Governor: Patrick Cargill First Sealord: Cecil Parker Hook, Pirate: Ed Devereaux Patch, Pirate Captain, aka Roger: Peter Gilmore Ned: George Woodbridge Ancient Carrier: Ian Wilson Adm. Horatio Nelson: Jimmy Thompson Hardy: Anton Rodgers Town Crier: Michael Nightingale Second Sealord: Frank Forsyth Coach Driver: Barrie Gosney Third Sealord: John Brooking Spanish Captain: Jan Muzurus Spanish Secretary: Viviane Ventura Peg: Marianne Stone Pirate: John Tordoff Deck Hand: Bill Strange Surgeon's Assistant: Ted Bushell Marine: Jack Carter Girl at Dirty Dick's: Dorinda Stevens Sailor: Kenneth Cope Deckhand: George Hilsdon Woman Leaving Ship: Josie Grant Man at Dirty Dick's: Ernie Rice Rating: Bill Hibbert Onlooker: Aileen Lewis Spanish Guard: Martin Lyder Naval Officer: Reg Thomason Press Gang: Del Watson Written by: Talbot Rothwell Director: Gerald Thomas Production: Peter Rogers Productions Release date: 17 Apr 1964