If you really hate the Montagues so much, you could just move.
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Description: A comedic retelling of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet," told from the point of view of Romeo's jilted ex, Rosaline, the woman Romeo first claims to love before he falls for Juliet.
Cast:
Rosaline: Kaitlyn Dever
Juliet: Isabela Merced
Dario: Sean Teale
Romeo: Kyle Allen
Paris: Spencer Stevenson
Adrian Capulet: Bradley Whitford
Lord Capulet: Christopher McDonald
Nurse Janet: Minnie Driver
Steve the Courier: Nico Hiraga
Tybalt: Alistair Toovey
Benvolio: Alhaji Fofana
Lady Capulet: Mercedes Colon
Lord Montague: Nicholas Rowe
Lady Montague: Valentina Carnelutti
Mr. Danieli: Lew Temple
Mercutio: Henry Hunter Hall
Juliet's Nurse: Francesca De Cupis
Jouster: Brice Martinet
Thick Mustache Guy: Prince Obi
Guy #1: Giulio Greco
Guy #2: Maurizio Bousso
Distinguished Guest: Anton Alexander
Custodian: Miloud Mourad Benamara
Servant: Carol Lauro
Montague Guard #1: Pietro Pace
Montague Guard #2: Alex Marchi
Marginally Pleased Woman: Giulia de Girolamo
Merchant: Pierpaolo Palladino
Violinist: Sebastian Gimelli Morosini
Guard Captain: Marco Zingaro
Stable Boy #1: Pietro Angelini
Stable Boy #2: Matthew Tucker
Masquerade Ball Performer: Anna of the North
Umbrella Boy: Umberto Vita
Written by: Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber, Rebecca Serle
Director: Karen Maine
Production: 21 Laps Entertainment, 20th Century Studios
Release date: 14 Oct 2022
Cast:
Rosaline: Kaitlyn Dever
Juliet: Isabela Merced
Dario: Sean Teale
Romeo: Kyle Allen
Paris: Spencer Stevenson
Adrian Capulet: Bradley Whitford
Lord Capulet: Christopher McDonald
Nurse Janet: Minnie Driver
Steve the Courier: Nico Hiraga
Tybalt: Alistair Toovey
Benvolio: Alhaji Fofana
Lady Capulet: Mercedes Colon
Lord Montague: Nicholas Rowe
Lady Montague: Valentina Carnelutti
Mr. Danieli: Lew Temple
Mercutio: Henry Hunter Hall
Juliet's Nurse: Francesca De Cupis
Jouster: Brice Martinet
Thick Mustache Guy: Prince Obi
Guy #1: Giulio Greco
Guy #2: Maurizio Bousso
Distinguished Guest: Anton Alexander
Custodian: Miloud Mourad Benamara
Servant: Carol Lauro
Montague Guard #1: Pietro Pace
Montague Guard #2: Alex Marchi
Marginally Pleased Woman: Giulia de Girolamo
Merchant: Pierpaolo Palladino
Violinist: Sebastian Gimelli Morosini
Guard Captain: Marco Zingaro
Stable Boy #1: Pietro Angelini
Stable Boy #2: Matthew Tucker
Masquerade Ball Performer: Anna of the North
Umbrella Boy: Umberto Vita
Written by: Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber, Rebecca Serle
Director: Karen Maine
Production: 21 Laps Entertainment, 20th Century Studios
Release date: 14 Oct 2022
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