Ohhh I'm so scared.
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Description:
A spoof of low budget 1950s science-fiction movies, interspersed with various comedy sketches and fake commercials making fun of late-night television.
Cast:
Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo"): Arsenio Hall
Easterbrook (segment "Pethouse Video"): Donald F. Muhich
Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video"): Monique Gabrielle
Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Lou Jacobi
Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Erica Yohn
Weatherperson (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Debby Davison
Floor Manager (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Rob Krausz
Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Phil Hartman
Anchorman (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Corey Burton
Brenda Landers (segment "Hospital"): Michelle Pfeiffer
Harry Landers (segment "Hospital"): Peter Horton
Doctor (segment "Hospital"): Griffin Dunne
Nurse (segment "Hospital"): Helen Kelly
Sy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming"): Joe Pantoliano
Customer (segment "Hairlooming"): Stanley Brock
Capt. Steve Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Steve Forrest
Blackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Robert Colbert
Butch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Joey Travolta
U.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Forrest J. Ackerman
Queen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Sybil Danning
Alpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Lana Clarkson
Don 'No Soul' Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul,' 'Don 'No Soul' Simmons"): David Alan Grier
Self (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): B.B. King
Male Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): William Bryant
Female Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): Roxie Roker
Pimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): Le Tari
Fan Club President (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): Christopher Broughton
Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"): Rosanna Arquette
Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"): Steve Guttenberg
Henry Silva (segment "Bullshit or Not"): Henry Silva
Prostitute (segment "Bullshit or Not"): Sarah Lilly
Harvey Pitnik (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Archie Hahn
Bernice Pitnik (segment "Critic's Corner' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Belinda Balaski
Pitnik Boy (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Justin Benham
Pitnik Girl (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Erica Gayle
Frankel (segment "Critic's Corner"): Al Lohman
Herbert (segment "Critic's Corner"): Roger Barkley
Host (segment "Silly Pate"): T.K. Carter
Mike (segment "Silly Pate"): Phil Proctor
Fred (segment "Silly Pate"): Ira Newborn
Karen (segment "Silly Pate"): Karen Montgomery
Rick Raddnitz (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Robert Picardo
Rip Taylor (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Rip Taylor
Slappy White (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Slappy White
Jackie Vernon (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Jackie Vernon
Henny Youngman (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Henny Youngman
Charlie Drake (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Charlie Callas
Steve Allen (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Steve Allen
Pirate Captain (segment "Video Pirates"): William Marshall
Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates"): Tino Insana
Graceless Pirate (segment "Video Pirates"): Donald Gibb
Grizzled Pirate (segment "Video Pirates"): Frank Collison
Gruesome Pirate (segment "Video Pirates"): Bill Taylor
Griffin (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Ed Begley Jr.
Trent (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Chuck Lafont
Woman in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Pamla Vale
Man in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Larry Hankin
Checker Player (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Garry Goodrow
London Bobby (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Roger La Page
Felix Van Dam (segment "Art Sale"): John Ingle
First Lady (segment "First Lady of the Evening"): Angel Tompkins
Salesman (segment "First Lady of the Evening"): Terence McGovern
Announcer (segment "First Lady of the Evening"): Michael Hanks
George (segment "Titan Man"): Matt Adler
Violet (segment "Titan Man"): Kelly Preston
Mr. Gower (segment "Titan Man"): Ralph Bellamy
Rupert King (segment "Titan Man"): Howard Hesseman
Customer (segment "Titan Man"): Steve Cropper
Ray (segment "Video Date"): Marc McClure
Video Salesman (segment "Video Date"): Russ Meyer
Sherrie (segment "Video Date"): Corinne Wahl
Frankie (segment "Video Date"): Andrew Dice Clay
Speaking Cop (segment "Video Date"): Willard E. Pugh
Mary Brown (segment "Reckless Youth"): Carrie Fisher
Doctor (segment "Reckless Youth"): Paul Bartel
Agent (segment "Reckless Youth"): Herb Vigran
Floozie (segment "Reckless Youth"): Tracy Hutchinson
Dutch (segment "Reckless Youth"): Mike Mazurki
Ken (segment "Reckless Youth"): Frank Beddor
Cleopatra (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Jenny Agutter
Vanya (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Raye Birk
Theatre Customer #3 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Vivian Bonnell
Theatre Customer #1 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Mark Bringelson
Manager (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]): Philip Bruns
Maj. Gen. Hadley (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Bernie Casey
Gen. Balentine (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Ronny Cox
Paramedic #1 (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Bryan Cranston
French Ventriloquist (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]): Martin Goslins
The Claw (closing credits): David E. Harshbarger
Model: Marie Lamarre
Private Anson W. Pucket (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Wallace Langham
Self (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Huey Lewis
Theatre Customer #2 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Victoria Ann Lewis
Gen. McCormick (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Robert Loggia
Pete Jones (segment "Reckless Youth"): Bela Lugosi
Secret Service Agent (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Kevin Marcy
Daughter at sperm bank (Lifescenes Magazine Celebrity Sperm Bank): Paul McMichael
Danny Clayton (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]): Dick Miller
Theatre Customer #4 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Kellye Nakahara
Dr. Muggs McGinty (Segment "Reckless Youth" Blu-ray DVD Only): Dan Seymour
Woman: Robina Suwol
Prescott Townsend (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Lyle Talbot
Marching Band (segment "Titan Man"): USC Trojan Marching Band
Mascot 'Bip' (segment "Titan Man"): Christopher Wolf
Lifescenes Magazine - Jim Scott: Michael Young
Written by: Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland
Director: Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb, Peter Horton
Production: Universal Pictures, Westward Productions
Release date: 18 Sep 1987
Box Office: $548,696
Cast:
Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo"): Arsenio Hall
Easterbrook (segment "Pethouse Video"): Donald F. Muhich
Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video"): Monique Gabrielle
Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Lou Jacobi
Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Erica Yohn
Weatherperson (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Debby Davison
Floor Manager (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Rob Krausz
Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Phil Hartman
Anchorman (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Corey Burton
Brenda Landers (segment "Hospital"): Michelle Pfeiffer
Harry Landers (segment "Hospital"): Peter Horton
Doctor (segment "Hospital"): Griffin Dunne
Nurse (segment "Hospital"): Helen Kelly
Sy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming"): Joe Pantoliano
Customer (segment "Hairlooming"): Stanley Brock
Capt. Steve Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Steve Forrest
Blackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Robert Colbert
Butch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Joey Travolta
U.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Forrest J. Ackerman
Queen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Sybil Danning
Alpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Lana Clarkson
Don 'No Soul' Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul,' 'Don 'No Soul' Simmons"): David Alan Grier
Self (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): B.B. King
Male Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): William Bryant
Female Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): Roxie Roker
Pimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): Le Tari
Fan Club President (segment "Blacks Without Soul"): Christopher Broughton
Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"): Rosanna Arquette
Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"): Steve Guttenberg
Henry Silva (segment "Bullshit or Not"): Henry Silva
Prostitute (segment "Bullshit or Not"): Sarah Lilly
Harvey Pitnik (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Archie Hahn
Bernice Pitnik (segment "Critic's Corner' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Belinda Balaski
Pitnik Boy (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Justin Benham
Pitnik Girl (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One"): Erica Gayle
Frankel (segment "Critic's Corner"): Al Lohman
Herbert (segment "Critic's Corner"): Roger Barkley
Host (segment "Silly Pate"): T.K. Carter
Mike (segment "Silly Pate"): Phil Proctor
Fred (segment "Silly Pate"): Ira Newborn
Karen (segment "Silly Pate"): Karen Montgomery
Rick Raddnitz (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Robert Picardo
Rip Taylor (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Rip Taylor
Slappy White (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Slappy White
Jackie Vernon (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Jackie Vernon
Henny Youngman (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Henny Youngman
Charlie Drake (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Charlie Callas
Steve Allen (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Steve Allen
Pirate Captain (segment "Video Pirates"): William Marshall
Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates"): Tino Insana
Graceless Pirate (segment "Video Pirates"): Donald Gibb
Grizzled Pirate (segment "Video Pirates"): Frank Collison
Gruesome Pirate (segment "Video Pirates"): Bill Taylor
Griffin (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Ed Begley Jr.
Trent (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Chuck Lafont
Woman in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Pamla Vale
Man in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Larry Hankin
Checker Player (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Garry Goodrow
London Bobby (segment "Son of the Invisible Man"): Roger La Page
Felix Van Dam (segment "Art Sale"): John Ingle
First Lady (segment "First Lady of the Evening"): Angel Tompkins
Salesman (segment "First Lady of the Evening"): Terence McGovern
Announcer (segment "First Lady of the Evening"): Michael Hanks
George (segment "Titan Man"): Matt Adler
Violet (segment "Titan Man"): Kelly Preston
Mr. Gower (segment "Titan Man"): Ralph Bellamy
Rupert King (segment "Titan Man"): Howard Hesseman
Customer (segment "Titan Man"): Steve Cropper
Ray (segment "Video Date"): Marc McClure
Video Salesman (segment "Video Date"): Russ Meyer
Sherrie (segment "Video Date"): Corinne Wahl
Frankie (segment "Video Date"): Andrew Dice Clay
Speaking Cop (segment "Video Date"): Willard E. Pugh
Mary Brown (segment "Reckless Youth"): Carrie Fisher
Doctor (segment "Reckless Youth"): Paul Bartel
Agent (segment "Reckless Youth"): Herb Vigran
Floozie (segment "Reckless Youth"): Tracy Hutchinson
Dutch (segment "Reckless Youth"): Mike Mazurki
Ken (segment "Reckless Youth"): Frank Beddor
Cleopatra (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Jenny Agutter
Vanya (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Raye Birk
Theatre Customer #3 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Vivian Bonnell
Theatre Customer #1 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Mark Bringelson
Manager (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]): Philip Bruns
Maj. Gen. Hadley (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Bernie Casey
Gen. Balentine (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Ronny Cox
Paramedic #1 (segment "Roast Your Loved One"): Bryan Cranston
French Ventriloquist (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]): Martin Goslins
The Claw (closing credits): David E. Harshbarger
Model: Marie Lamarre
Private Anson W. Pucket (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Wallace Langham
Self (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Huey Lewis
Theatre Customer #2 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Victoria Ann Lewis
Gen. McCormick (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]): Robert Loggia
Pete Jones (segment "Reckless Youth"): Bela Lugosi
Secret Service Agent (segment "Murray in Videoland"): Kevin Marcy
Daughter at sperm bank (Lifescenes Magazine Celebrity Sperm Bank): Paul McMichael
Danny Clayton (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]): Dick Miller
Theatre Customer #4 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]): Kellye Nakahara
Dr. Muggs McGinty (Segment "Reckless Youth" Blu-ray DVD Only): Dan Seymour
Woman: Robina Suwol
Prescott Townsend (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon"): Lyle Talbot
Marching Band (segment "Titan Man"): USC Trojan Marching Band
Mascot 'Bip' (segment "Titan Man"): Christopher Wolf
Lifescenes Magazine - Jim Scott: Michael Young
Written by: Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland
Director: Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb, Peter Horton
Production: Universal Pictures, Westward Productions
Release date: 18 Sep 1987
Box Office: $548,696
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