This stinks I hate this.

Description: A teacher is asked to be a superhero using a special alien suit with powers he can barely understand or control.

Cast:
Ralph Hinkley: William Katt
Bill Maxwell: Robert Culp
Pam Davidson: Connie Sellecca
Tony Villicana: Michael Paré
Rhonda Blake: Faye Grant
Cyler Johnson: Jesse D. Goins
Paco Rodriguez: Don Cervantes
Les Carlisle: William Bogert
Joey: Paul Carafotes
Tammy: Deborah Mays
Principal Knight: Edward Michael Bell
Coach Ray Buck: Robert Weaver
Kevin Hinkley: Brandon Williams
Capt. Franklin: Glenn R. Wilder
Byron Bigsby: James Whitmore Jr.
Mike: Fred Lerner
Charley: Red West
Clarence Carter: Eugene Peterson
Hertzog: Kurt Grayson
Agent Jeff Sharp: Harry Johnson
Commander: Will MacMillan
Sportscaster: Bob Hastings
Arnold Diggs: Melvin F. Allen
Chaffey: Benny Medina
Bus Driver: Bert Hinchman
Dotty Parker: Christine Belford
Ballentine: Kene Holiday
Bobby Moody: Woody Eney
Franz Zedlocker: Jeremy Kemp
Alice Davidson: June Lockhart
Abe Figueroa: Ferdy Mayne
Dave Tanner: Dennis Lipscomb
Blanchard: Timothy Carey
General Enright: Rod Colbin
Dr. Gardner: David Tress
Peter: Kai Wulff
Atkins: Dave Shelley
Murph: Carmen Argenziano
Harlan Blackford: Bill Quinn
Klaus Vorman: Alex Rodine
Lenny: Andy Wood
Edward McAstelli: Francis X. McCarthy
Agent Billings: Arnold F. Turner
Burke: Laurence Haddon
Captain Reilly: Al White
Counterman: Ted Gehring
Chet Kanaby: William Frankfather
Eugene Vale: Michael Cornelison
Greg Mathews: W.T. Zacha
Agent Spiegel: J.P. Bumstead
Agent Genesta: Tom Pletts
Brother Michael: Hank Salas
Bernard Brockmeister: Robert Alan Browne
Manny Garcia: William Marquez
Aide: Daniel Chodos
Mitchell: Dean Wein
Doctor Weinstein: Jeff MacKay
Bomb Maker: Christopher Thomas
Brockman: Don Maxwell
Guard: Ron Thompson
Mechanic: Al Dunlap
Man: Charles Walker
Marge Lutz: Patricia Wilson
Charles Ratner: Dudley Knight
Cop: Rex Ryon
Sandra: Carol Jones
Policeman: Mark York
Asian Representative: Gerald Jann
Consul Person: Paul King
County Sheriff: Terrence Beasor
Gil: Don Pulford
Doctor: Milt Kogan
Umpire #1: Hank Robinson
Thug: Paul Barselou
Biker: Dennis Madalone
Lieutenant Tracy Winslow: Jack Ging
Starlet Wild: Gwen Humble
Reseda Rose Blake: E.J. Peaker
Shaeffer: Mark Withers
Chris Stofford: Andrew Robinson
Price Cobb: Stephen Shortridge
Jackson: Dean Santoro
Stanislov: Bo Brundin
Justin King: John Vernon
Henry Williams: William Windom
Ernie Shikinami: Soon-Tek Oh
Henry Fetchner: Joe Santos
Dak Hampton: Judson Scott
Serena Delvera: Isela Vega
Dr. Striegel: William Prince
Holly Hathaway: Mary Ellen Stuart
Johnny Damanti: Gianni Russo
Palmer Bradshaw: Duncan Regehr
Alicia Hinkley: Simone Griffeth
Lone Ranger: John Hart
Kaufman: Raymond Singer
Cortez: Pepe Serna
Coach Andrews: Dick Butkus
Toby Roberts: Jack Magee
Sheriff: Joseph Whipp
Chuck Cole: Alan Fudge
Allen Longstreth: Douglas Warhit
Dr. Romero: Julio Medina
Rutter: George McDaniel
Joey Margolis: Steven Peterman
Sarah Hathaway: Mya Stark
Deborah Dante: Markie Post
General Gerald Stocker: John Anderson
Adam Taft: Richard Herd
Charley Wilde: Edward Winter
Preacher: Dennis Burkley
James J. Beck: Joseph Wiseman
Simpson: Peter White
Theresa Valenkov: Alexa Hamilton
Kyle Morgan: Eric Server
Fletcher Casco: John Miranda
Lane: Steven Hirsch
Paula Hinkley: Barbara Hale
Captain Le Clerc: Glynn Turman
Samantha O'Neill: Dixie Carter
Ira Hagert: Keenan Wynn
Richard Beller: Jon Cypher
Captain Bellybuster: Chuck McCann
Colonel Shawn Liang: James Shigeta
Colonel: Ron O'Neal
Coach Farley: Claude Earl Jones
Reo Crocker: Jeff Cooper
Johnny Sanova: Michael Baseleon
Azziz: Jean Leclerc
Bunny: Loyita Chapel
Erica: Catherine Campbell
Billy Bob Floyd: James McIntyre
Harry Davidson: Norman Alden
Isoroku Shikinami: Lloyd Kino
Marco: Dehl Berti
Curly: Michael Huddleston
Alien: John A. Zee
Nancy Ratner: Robin Riker
Doyle Casco: Gary Grubbs
Shorty Robinson: Bruce Kirby
Bad B: Paul Koslo
Nelson Corey: G.D. Spradlin
Hydra: George Loros
Edith Morabito: Rae Allen
Jordan Heath: Stan Lachow
Louis Davout: John Hancock
General Vin Chow: John Fujioka
Jack Martel: Jerry Douglas
Evan Thompson: Fred Stuthman
Samantha Brice: Sandra Kerns
David Gertmanian: Patrick Collins
Dr. Kelly: Arthur Rosenberg
Phillip Kaballa: Tom Hallick
Crocker: Don Starr
Fernandez: Jay Varela
Sen. Henderson: Christopher Lofton
Kris Peterson: Carolyn Seymour
Matt: Luke Askew
Maitre d': Bob Goldstein
Roberto Delvera: Joseph Culp
Brick: Robert Dryer
Matthew Powell: Hansford Rowe
Arm Wrestler: Clayton Moore
Sheriff Mark Vargas: Gregory Sierra
Betty: Jane Merrow
Pop Casco: Frederic Downs
Jilly Mitchell: Luke Andreas
Col. Shackleford: Ned Wilson
Donnie Armus: Marc Alaimo
Robert Alan Kline: William Lucking
Morgan: Jason Bernard
Victor Soucha: Thalmus Rasulala
C.C. Smith: Hugh Gillin
Lieutenant: Leonard Lightfoot
Wendy Cobb: Heather Lowe
Phillips: Robert Gray
Alejandro: Randy Stumpf
David: Theodore J. Flicker
Caretaker: Wiley Harker
Cal Freeman: Stanley Grover
Dr. Mor: Rick Lenz
King Abu Al-Fahad: Nico Minardos
Mr. Norton: George Dickerson
Francisco Delvera: Jason Culp
Captain: Roger Etienne
Curley: Tony Burton
Principal David Kane: Michael Ensign
John Mackie: Bob Minor
Marshall Dunn: Byron Morrow
Lt Rafferty: Sandy Ward
Consul General: Zitto Kazann
Assistant Manager: Hector Elias
Arnold: John Macchia
Pool Cleaner: Ken Lerner
Bruce Warful: Danny Wells
Karpov: Stefan Gierasch
Marty Boxx: Terrence O'Hara
Le Masters: Lincoln Kilpatrick
Collins: Michael Halsey
Heller: Jon Cedar
Colonel Nelson: Ray Girardin
Red: Nick Pellegrino
Oliver: Matthew Faison
Phil: Dave Ziletti
The Gatekeeper: David Paymer
Ranch Hand: Conlan Carter
1 episode, 1983: Sheila Frazier
William Oscar: James Beach
Marcos: Luis Moreno
Bartender: Frank Pesce
Deputy Kyle Kane: Dennis Fimple
Vern: Michael Alldredge
Raymond Sloat: Michael J. London
Van Kemp: F.J. O'Neil
Linda Harrison: Anne Bloom
Richards: F. William Parker
Dawn: Melanie Vincz
Newscaster: Gay Rowan
Stan Hawn: Martin Speer
Harve Sherwin: Ryan MacDonald
Prentice Hall: Michael Prince
Art: Charles Lanyer
TV Announcer: Doug Hale
Nino: Harry Grant
Steve: Al W. Coss
Martha Wells: Linda Hoy
Omar Stambouli: Harvey Solin
Timothy: Jeffrey Markel
Merv: Steve Kahan
Stella: Marianne Muellerleile
Mike Douglas: Mike Douglas
Dr. David Springfield: Bernard Behrens
R.J.: Ned Bellamy
Reporter: Tawny Little
Erika Van Damm: Hilary Farr
Ted McSherry: Todd Armstrong
Keith: Terrence McNally
Anna Curiena: Sarah Torgov
Goodwin: David S. Cass Sr.
Kidnapper: Carole Mallory
Drunk: Will Hare
Sonya: Sonia Petrovna
Patrolman: Joe Clarke
1 episode, 1982: Ted Dawson
Herb Teil: Colin Hamilton
Sandy: Maurie Lauren
Girl at Video Game: Toni Hudson
Judge: Beach Dickerson
Zatkoff: Jan Ivan Dorin
Sherman: Mel Stewart
Workman: Vince Howard
Don Drysdale: Don Drysdale
Hanson: Garnett Smith
Sgt. Jensen: John Di Fusco
Lutz: Frank Doubleday
Beverly: Randi Brooks
Col. Cullen: Charles Bateman
Yuri Petchernec: Norbert Weisser
Mohammed: Judd Omen
Employee: Bobby McGee
Biff Anderson: Richard Doyle
Yuri: Adam Gregor
Maid: Edith Fields
Watchman: Terrence Evans
Rider: Randal Patrick
Cabbie: Jim Greenleaf
Cook: Bob Saget
Eleanor Pilburn: Alice Backes
Canton: Miguel Fernandes
Mexican Customer: Santos Morales
Student #1: Michael O'Leary
Bob Baron: Ernie F. Orsatti
Carrie: Denise Halma
Tim Carson: Joseph Chapman
Harlan Cain: Joseph Warren
Woman: Mercedes McCloskey
Margaret Detwiller: Elizabeth Hoffman
Talenikov: Michael Billington
Biff Anderson #2: James MacKrell
Florenzia: Jack Andreozzi
Jane: Stephanie Faulkner
Judy: Sandra McCulley
Campbell: Terrence E. McNally
Prince Aha Al-Fahad: Shunil Borpujari
Dr. Worley: Hoke Howell
Norm Woods: Robert Gooden
Submarine Seaman: Jens Nowak
Russian Official: Ion Teodorescu
Doug: Joe Horváth
Major Dyle: James Burr Johnson
Student #2: Patti Mariano
McGivers: Jimmy Lydon
Little Boy: Troy W. Slaten
Ivan: Ben Powers
Passenger: John Roselius
Police Officer: Wayne Storm
Jim Weber: Bill Cross
De Jesus: Robert Covarrubias
Debbie Sherwin: Emily Moultrie
TV Reporter: Wendy Wessberg
John: David Winn
Mr. Bunker: Ralph Clift
Haffa: Daniel Dayan
Dr. Keen: Richard Brand
Party Guest: Cynthia Steele
Bradley: Rick Barker
Al: Stanley Brock
Admiral Bailey: John Brandon
Thompson: Paul Cavonis
Ted: Gary Lee Davis
Frederic: Lev Mailer
Sam Watson: Bruce Tuthill
Hatcheck Girl: Quin Kessler
Technitron Guard: Don Dolan
Student #3: Wayne Scherzer
Huey: Steve Liebman
Juan, Clerk at FAA: Joe Mantegna
Supervisor: Dabbs Greer
Zhilov: Curt Lowens
Penny Sherwin: Cloyce Morrow
Alicia: Lisa Donaldson
Magician: Robert Aberdeen
Marv Keegan: Chris Hendrie
Ranch Guard: Shane Dixon
Mr. Rogers: Gary Pagett
Receptionist: Virginia Paris
Radar Operator: Blake Marion
Duffy Magellan: James Costy
Mortner: Jay Gerber
Vice Officer: Danny Glover
Colvin: Thomas Babson
Secretary of Defense: Russ Marin
Colleen Watson: Anne Bellamy
The Accountant: Robert Dunlap
Jerry Dunphy: Jerry Dunphy
Submarine Captain: George Ganchev
Kelly Kim: James Saito
Jonathan: Joshua John Miller
Circus Dwarf: Tony Cox
Kid: Bobby Jacoby
Mr. Newton: Craig Shreeve
Smitty: Ronald Spivey
Medical Expert: James Dybas
Computer Clerk: Milt Tarver
Schaeffer: Arnie Moore
Matty: Johnny Crear
Tanaka: Peter Kwong
Announcer: William Woodson
Videoman: Frank Kahlil Wheaton
Coursey: Woody Skaggs
Keith Asherman: Chuck Bowman
Tommy the Greek: Charles McDaniel
Flo: Kerrie Cullen
Trigg: Dennis Haskins
Nurse: Eileen Saki
Jill: Terri Hanauer
Chuck: Patrick Stack
Irma Keever: Jean Le Bouvier
Brakeman: Nicholas Shields
Annie: Trisha Hilka
Scott Templeton: Daniel Sherwin
Truck Driver: Robert Curtis
Clarence Mortner Jr.: William Zabka
Plummer: Gene Ross
Boom Boom: Pamela Bowman
Official: George Holmes
Benning: John Wyler
Vicki: Victoria J. Boyd
Cab Driver: Barry Cutler
Waiter: Ted Richards
Basil: Marland Proctor
1 episode, 1981: Cheryl Francis
Guy Who Lives Under the Bridge: John E. Bristol
Russ Decker: Dick Gjonola
Hellinger: Lawrence Benedict
Boy in Lift Line: Craig Schaefer
Josef: Ari Barak
Ted Keever: Harry Hutchinson
Shirley: Lori Michaels
Caprice: Doug France
Stripper: Dan Peterson
Landlady: Georgie Paul
Zelda: Evonne Kezios
The Man: Raf Mauro
Fireman: Duane Tucker
Helicopter Pilot: Richard Holley
Croupier: Barry Davis
Racquetball Clerk: Brian Sheehan
Engineer: Warren Munson
Gloria Corwin: Cathryn Hartt
Capt. Williams: Gary Jensen
Seminar Guest Speaker: Peter Trencher
Lift Attendant: Stanley H. Brassloff
Lisa: Jourdan Fremin
Milton: Steve Alterman
Gas Station Attendant: Ruben Moreno
Girl #1: Phyllis Hall
Alien Leader: Jody Lee Olhava
Manuel Cortez: Porfirio Guzmán Berrones
Roberta: Louise Hoven
Spielman: Derek Thompson
Gladine: Wallace Earl Laven
Young Boy: Scott Thomson
African Representative: Will Gill Jr.
Girl #2: Zan Daes
Carter: Perry Cook
The Monster: André René Roussimoff
Bag Lady: Gayle Vance
European Representative: Eric Forst
Angie: Susan Duvall
Diggs: Sonny Shields
Pilot: Karl A. Wickman
Self - Anthony brubaker: Tony Brubaker
Passenger at Airport: Stan Rodarte
Bunker: Edward Grover
Drummer in Band: Frank Severino
Manco: Louis Moreno
Restaurant Patron: Eugene Jackson
Gunman: Tony Epper
Drummer: Michael Keeley
Spectator: Nico Stevens
Bum: Lars Hensen
Casino Patron: Edward Coch Jr.
Student: Michael DiMente
Audience Member: George Sasaki
Controller: Bob Harks
Master of Flowers Ninja Warrior: Al Leong
Asian thug: Eric Lee
Wedding Guest: Paul Van
High School Student: Bill Baker
Bar Patron: John Forker
Master of Flowers:

Written by: Stephen J. Cannell

Production: American Zoetrope, New Line Cinema, Juno Pix, Outlaw Productions

Release date: 18 Mar 1981