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Description: "Rambo" parody in which Topper Harley leads a rescue team into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners and all of their previous rescue teams. Cast: Topper Harley: Charlie Sheen Tug Benson: Lloyd Bridges Ramada Rodham Hayman: Valeria Golino Col. Denton Walters: Richard Crenna Michelle Rodham Huddleston: Brenda Bakke Harbinger: Miguel Ferrer Dexter Hayman: Rowan Atkinson Saddam Hussein: Jerry Haleva Gerou: David Wohl Gray Edwards: Mitchell Ryan Williams: Michael Colyar Rabinowitz: Ryan Stiles Lavinia Rodham Benson: Rosemary Johnston Team 2 Leader: Ben Lemon Richard Nixon: Buck McDancer Gerald Ford: Larry Lindsey Jimmy Carter: Ed Beheler George Bush: Daniel T. Healy Ronald Reagan: Jay Koch Navy Seal: Timothy Henkel Mrs. Rodham Soto: Dian Kobayashi Bob Vila: Bob Vila Geronimo: Stuart Proud Eagle Grant Michael Corleone Look-Alike: J.D. DeKranis Captain McCluskey Look-Alike: Bob Legionaire Sollozzo Look-Alike: Corey Rand Limo Driver: Tony Edwards Kick Boxer Opponent: James Lew Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee: Gerald Okamura Thai Kick Boxing Sportscaster: Chi Muoi Lo Black Kick Boxing Sportscaster: Ron Pitts Phil: Norm Compton Radio Operator: Kelly Connell News Anchorman: Wayne Satz News Reporter: Pat Harvey Singing Waiter: Joseph V. Perry Singing Busboy: Oz Tortora Veiled Woman: Judith Kahan Sleeping Guard: Shaun Toub Adrian Messenger: Mark Steen Train Conductor: Carey Tall Sr. Cab Driver: Don Miloyevich Iraqi Door Guard: Ed Nassaney Iraqi Soldier: Andrew M. Siegel Iraqi Boat Driver: C. Ransom Walrod Necktie Guard: John Escobar Raker Girl: Susan Salgado Mother Whose Baby is Snatched: Nancy Abrahams Snatched Baby: Charlie Abrahams Slim Woman at Banquet: Jane Butenoff Gray Edwards' Concubine: Eleanor Schiff Nun Not in This Movie: Nancy Steen Backyard Family: Jamie Abrahams Basketball Player: Joseph 'Bambi' Abrahams Chain Skimmer: Alison Anne Abrohams Cop: Jack I. Bernstein Kickboxing Mother: Deborah Hwang-Marriott Kickboxing Child: William Haig Marriott American Gladiator: Raye Hollitt Rufshaad: Andreas Katsulas Prime Minister Soto: Clyde Kusatsu The Captain: Gregory Sierra Beach Babe: Lena Banks Self: Richard Nixon Spectator: Bunga Hosoi Man hit by board: Loren Janes Kick Boxing Fight Crowd Member: Al Leong Extra: Greg Michaels Capt. Benjamin L. Willard: Martin Sheen Secret Service Agent: Stewart Skelton Co-Pilot: Kent Winfrey Written by: Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft Director: Jim Abrahams Production: Sidley Wright & Associates, 20th Century Fox Release date: 21 May 1993 Box Office: $38,922,972