[ SCOFFS ] HELLO, CHRIS.

Description: In this parody on cop shows, a mad-dog US Marshal bent on justice battles crime his way and has only two less-than-perfect partners and a stodgy boss to rely on.

Cast:
Chris Monsanto: Chris Elliott
Susie Wagner: Maria Thayer
Brett Mobley: Brett Gelman
Captain: Jack Wallace
Chief: Michael Gladis
Dr. Gardner: Pete Gardner
Sugalski: Pat Healy
D'Alessandro: Leon Russom
Trish: Kate Luyben
Tess: Paz de la Huerta
America: Frank Smiley
DanJoshy Conti: Nicholas Furlano
Doreen: Jill Talley
Fan Girl: Bridey Elliott
Perp: Cesar Garcia
Man in the Moon: Robert Towers
Judge #1: Tom Knickerbocker
Darren Fischer: Pat Towne
Announcer: Neil Ross
Robber: Mark Casimir Dyniewicz Jr.
Darius: Dustin Coffey
Sam Drake: Donald Arthur Kronos
Angry Onlooker: Jeryl Prescott
Middle Eastern Villain: Iyad Hajjaj
Stoic Monk: Jim Lau
U.S. Marshal: Jonathan Davila
Deaf Boy: Preston Bailey
Mean Man: Peter Gannon
Gleeko: Bud Cort
Bunju: Basil Wallace
Spoons: Gill Gayle
Joe Estevez: Joe Estevez
Jake: Patrick Hume
Spats: Michael D. Cohen
Gribbs: David Rees Snell
Arnold: Josh Fadem
Chuck: Dennis Cockrum
Vargas: Roger Guenveur Smith
Tiffany: Iris Bahr
Cyrus Barnaby: Donovan Scott
Doolan: Peter Woodward
Baron: Time Winters
Lulu: Ellia English
Neil Phipps: Brett Rickaby
Bud: Steven Shaw
Danny Conti: Thomas Furlano
Deke: Dean Norris
Self: Mickey Rooney
Gabey: Steven Anthony Lawrence
Conan O'Brien: Conan O'Brien
Rucker: Mickey Jones
King Otis: E.J. Callahan
E.D. Levain: Tom Fitzpatrick
Walt: Matthew Fairchild
Quint: Muse Watson
Joey Fedora: Michael Masini
Cock-Eyed Jenny: Claire Jacobs
Air Force Commander: Greg Allan Martin
Native: Damián Delgado
Sebastian: Robert Pine
Saldivar: Ramón Franco
Novato: Steph DuVall
Louise: Amy Lyndon
Creepy Earl: Charles Noland
Logan: Vincent Foster
Pike: Ben Hernandez Bray
Balloon Operator: William Francis McGuire
Jerome: Elliot Goldwag
General Walters: Vaughn Armstrong
'Maph: Kelly Mantle
King of the Blues: Brian Stack
Saginaw: Saginaw Grant
Kesi: Constance Ejuma
Earl: Garret Davis
Baker: Michael D. Nye
Scatman: Joseph Anthony
Jeff Pooley: John Fleck
Hip Driver: Nick McCallum
Farmer's Wife: Helen Wilson
Fedora Guy #2: Will Bozarth
St Peter: William 'Bus' Riley
Froggy: Chris Saurinstein
Fred: George Murdock
Girlfriend: Ashley Cusato
Chinese Manager: Takayo Fischer
Rosa: Teresa Castillo
Carlos: Vinicius Zorin-Machado
Trace: Craig Branham
Dave: Brendan Ford
Sandra: Alice Lunsford
Dan: Robert O'Donnell
Boy: Zachary Hakim
Tommy Tumbles: Whit Hertford
Holst: Pasha D. Lychnikoff
Humberto: Geoff Meed
Frib: Ben Woolf
Dr. Sinclair: Steve Bannos
Tim: Bruce Green
Hughes: Chriss Anglin
Stan: Robert Clotworthy
Edgar: Jim Blanchette
Uncle Avery: Bert Hinchman
Old Blind Willie: Adolphus Ward
Eleanor Moss: Marsha Kramer
George Washington: Ian Patrick Williams
Newscaster: Anita Bennett
Hammerhead: Roger Bridges
Julie: Sadie Calvano
Romulus: Joseph Gatt
Diamond Gene: Douglas Bennett
Councilman Wilcox: Lou Richards
Terry: Janora McDuffie
Carl: Robert Catrini
Waiter: Sean Andrew Bradley
Customs Officer: Stephen Jared
Onlooker: Andy Blitz
Boyfriend: Brady Romberg
Conductor: Perry Barndt
Patty: Nancy Marie Little
Otto: Alexis Cruz
African Narrator: John Marshall Jones
Greg: Chuck McCollum
Terry Lord: Ric Sarabia
Glorm: Michael Robert Brandon
Suited Man: Michael Hegedus
Mom: Burnadean Jones
Sweettone: Carter Mitchell
Thug #1: Mark Kubr
Hippie Woman: Jeanette Vigne
Craig Balmer: Mark Proksch
Butch McCallister: Gianni DeCenzo
Barber: Lou Volpe
Prostitute: Natasha Sims
Beach Man: Kyle C. Beach
Record Exec: Charlie House
Rightside-Up Shiner: Christopher Neiman
Phipps' Mother: Linda Porter
Evelyn: Bess Meisler
Wishbone: Larry Brown
Joe the Mugger: Matt Lasky
Driver: Timothy Thomas Brown
Gunman: Ken Lyle
Thug: Nelson Delrosario
Stranger 1: Chris Marrs
Kyle: Dmitri Schuyler-Linch
Charles Folger: Richard Hilton
Male Guard: Christopher Michael
Msabu: Abdoulaye NGom
Bricktop: Hal Havins
Sleaze: James Wellington
Lee: Bryan Lugo
European Man: Alexander Leeb
Guard: Ross Talkington
Zachary: Andrew R. Wolf
Farmer #1: Bart McCarthy
Beach Woman: Elle Army
Tour Guide: Maggie Gwin
Homeless Man: Nick LaTour
Brett's Mother: Helen Siff
Radke: David Grammer
Others: Tom Lommel
Clergyman: Walter Beery
Stock Boy: Drew Gatto
Stranger 2: Devon Myers
Soldier: Linc Hand
Mackie Friedman: Irwin Keyes
Irene: Jill Basey
Hal: Frank Birney
Rocco: Mike Rad
Judge 1: Walter Addison
Battista: Dennis W. Hall
Logger 1: Troy Gilbert
Bank Man: Rico E. Anderson
Coroner: Stewart Skelton
Milliner: Leonard Kelly-Young
Hunky Man: John Hafner
Farmer #2: Carl Bartlett
Elderly Woman #1: Irene Roseen
Henchman: Ronald James Hoff Jr
Grunke: Vince Lozano
Man: Jake O'Flaherty
Poor Diet: J Ferguson
Caucasian Lady: Sarah Lilly
Secretary: Debra Leigh
Mexican Performer #1: Gilbert Aguilera
Shoestring: Frank Collison
Logger 2: Patrick Cox
Nash: Theo Marshall
Corpse: David Garry
Art Critic: Patrick Lander
Vito: Ugo Bianchi
Wilson: Lee Swimmer
Basketball Guy: Vince Adams
Walter P. French: Robert Barry
Judge #2: Adrian Sparks
Grandy: Terrence Evans
Lew: Keith Gerchak
Producer: David Goryl
Elderly Woman #2: Shannon Welles
Creep: Jim Hoffmaster
Hot Head: Jack Moore
Toxins: Brett Sheridan
Mexican Performer #2: Dave Silva
Woman: Nikki Tomlinson
Arty Woman: Dana DeLorenzo
Bernie Ploger: Douglas Fisher
Farmer: Randy Mulkey
Drunk Dad: Steven El Ray Parker
Barry: Richard Bairos
Scatboy: Ricky Susie
Steve: Paul Rae
Lois: Jennie Ventriss
Hitman: Darrin Prescott
Truck Driver: Mark Holmes
Stress: Dan Wingard
Waitress: Rya Meyers
Elderly Woman: Angela McEwan
Leader: Paul Thomas Arnold
Trampy Woman: Kate Enggren
Willie Dufresne: Rudy Villagrana
Caterer: Guillermo Zamora
White Guy: Adam Conger
Bouncer: Michael Bailey Smith
Hipster: Jasper Grey
Professor Garvin: John Combs
Skeezy Guy: Kyle Beatty
Lamar Whitley: John Cothran
Wimpy Man: Holland MacFallister
Phipps' Girl 1: Gayle Hooker
Black Guy: Ryan Vincent Anderson
Lawyer: Albert Malafronte
Trashy Lady: Rebecca Jordan
Sal Winnick: Doc Duhame
Phipps' Girl 2: Kimberly Shannon Murphy
Detective: C.J. Stussi
Blackjack Dealer: Vitta Quinn
Marshal: Tim Scanlon
Cat Dancer: Jonathan Castile
Featured Swinger: Taryn T. Francis
Annoying Spectator: Adam J. Wagener
Emily 2011: Cortney Osborn
Puppeteer: Valek Sykes
Silly Sammy: Ben Stiller
Benny Jenks Jr.: Mark Anthony Williams
Organ Thief: Sophia Strauss
Mr. Fiocchi: Robert Amico
Young Chris Monsanto: Josh Bednarsky
2 Fresh Twins Band Member: Joshua Lassman
Scatboy's Mom: Lisa Marie Galvez
Bernard Moss: John Getz
Dock Thug #3: Anthony Molinari
Henry Moss: Connor Del Rio
Dock Thug #1: Pete Antico
Dock Thug #2: Panuvat Anthony Nanakornpanom
Kevin: Graham Clarke
Intern: Derek McEntire
Smiling Man: Jacques C. Smith
Snooty Rich Lady: Jessica Knight
Goofball Boy: Gabriel Aslan
Esther: June Squibb
Nurse: Heather Olt
Swinger: Doby Daenger
Neighbor Woman: Michelle Goetsch
Schwartz: Paul Rust
Travis: Wes Williams
Organ Stealer: River Stone Mckeever
Ploger Brother: Tony Rossi
Homeless Chris: Robert W. Laur
Beezor Double: Tim Bearden
Camera Man: Eddie Lobo
Shiner: Jay Caputo

Written by: Michael Koman, Andrew Weinberg

Production: Conaco, Williams Street

Release date: 03 Feb 2011