He was rusty.

Description: A hard-core New York Giants fan struggles to deal with the consequences when he is beaten up by his favorite player.

Cast:
Paul Aufiero: Patton Oswalt
Sal: Kevin Corrigan
Philadelphia Phil: Michael Rapaport
Paul's Mom: Marcia Jean Kurtz
Gina Aufiero: Serafina Fiore
Jeff Aufiero: Gino Cafarelli
Quantrell Bishop: Jonathan Hamm
Detective Velardi: Matt Servitto
Dennis: Joe Garden
Christine: Polly Humphreys
Sports Dogg: Scott Ferrall
Hospital Doctor: Sidné Anderson
Birthday Boy: Julian Lane
Gina and Jeff Daughter: Caroline Gallo
Christine and Dennis Daughter: Maya Louise Dispenza
Law-Office Ad Woman: Cookie Bradshaw
Shady House Guy: Malik Jacobs
Quantrell Buddy #1: Jason Hardee
Quantrell Buddy #2: Ronnie Amadi
Quantrell Buddy #3: Angel Estrada
Quantrell Buddy #4: Billy Parker
Quantrell Buddy #5: Farouk Adelekan
Strip Club Valet: Mifit Hodzic
Doorman: Michael Mederrick
Cashier: Miranda Rhyne
Bartender: Nicole Mcgee
Waitress: Latawnya Haynes
Bouncer #1: Dan Dinenberg
Bouncer #2: Sebastian Elliott
Paul and Sal's Stripper: Christiane Figueiredo
Stripper #1: Carla Carvalho
Stripper #2: Natasha
Stripper #3: Makenzie
Stripper #4: Christine Elizabeth
Stripper #5: Chyna
Play-By-Play Announcer: Nick Stevens
Color Commentator: Wilson Hall
Zone Reporter Ed Rosen: Alan P. Cross
Radio Caller: Nick Gallo
Parking Garage Driver #1: Ginny Sisti
Passenger #1: Paul Sisti
Parking Garage Driver #2: Jordan Cohn
Passenger #2: Daniella Tineo-Cohn
Parking Garage Driver #3: Joe Caniano
Parking Garage Driver #4: Debbie Sutin
Front-Lawn Reporter #1: Robert Siegel
Front-Lawn Reporter #2: Yori Tondrowski
Parking Garage Reporter: Tom Epstein
Wrong Phil: Cabbie
Wrong Phil's Buddy: Josh Trank
Eagles Fan: Robert Rickert
Corrections Officer: Annette Santrello

Written by: Robert Siegel

Director: Robert Siegel

Production: Big Fan Productions, First Independent Pictures, Economy Pictures

Release date: 18 Sep 2021